My Band--D12

                                    

                                              
[Intro]
                          
I don't know dude...
                          
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
                          
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude...
                          
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
                          
Because...
                          
[Chorus:]
                          
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
                          
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
                          
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
                          
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
                          
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
                          
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
                          
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
                          
"What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady.
                          
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
                          
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
                          
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
                          
"I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock"
                          
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
                          
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
                          
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
                          
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
                          
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
                          
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
                          
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
                          
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
                          
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
                          
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
                          
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
                          
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
                          
And all the other guys just despise me because
                          
[Chorus:]
                          
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
                          
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
                          
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
                          
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
                          
My band [9x]
                          
[Verse 2 - Swift]
                          
You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?
                          
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
                          
Smash these vocals and do a performance
                          
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
                          
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
                          
And no, I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
                          
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
                          
Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
                          
See I know how to rap, it's simple but