"My butt, man!"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't want to be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"

Writer(s): ALEX VAN HALEN, EDDIE VAN HALEN, DAVID LEE ROTH<br>Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com