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414 pages, Hardcover
Published November 16, 1993
“A weekend in the country-- trees in the orchard call.”Or consider this little comic gem:
“When you’ve examined one tree, then you’ve examined them all.”
“A weekend in the country-- happily we endorse.
Come, get your share of nature’s bounty! Ride the trail around the county.”
“I am no Canadian Mountie – why do I need a horse?” (excerpted from “Weekend in the Country,” The Barkleys of Broadway, p. 360)
Rabelais, De Maupassant, Bocaccio, Balzac –“The One That Got Away” is famously brutal of course (“Good riddance, good-bye! Ev’ry trick of hers you’re on to. But, fools will be fools – and where’s she gone to?”), but it’s by no means anomalous among Gershwin’s collection for gut-punching power. Here’s another excerpt from Barkleys, entitled “There is No Music” which went unused. Intended I think for Ginger Rogers, it just bruises the heart.
We’ve reached the bitter end.
We’ve staged the final fade-out;
Those happy days are played out
When a Lesbian was an islander and not your wife’s best friend. (excerpted from “Quartet Erotica,” Life Begins at 8:40, p. 225)
Stars without glitter,Intermittent inclusion of Gershwin’s observations enliven some of the songs you probably don’t know and which may not be very good (it’s great fun to read Ira’s cringing recollection of writing, “You’re the nerts!” for one thing), and along the way we’re also treated to his attitude to writing and rhyming (gotta have exact syllabic rhymes, or the song just won’t "chime" Ira tells us), his perfectionism (writing and rewriting and re-rewriting “Long Ago and Far Away,” more than six separate lyrics with unique titles which combined comes across as an exercise in traditional Chinese poetic structure), his disdain for performers and publishers who dare deviate from his original intent (apparently using denial of copyright licensing as a club), and his experience as to what comes off in performance (his narrated handwringing as to whether Gertrude Lawrence could successfully top Danny Kaye’s fame-making, tongue-twisting, speed run of Russian composers’ names with her follow-up number being simply fascinating). In addition (and oddly serendipitous for me as I’m in the middle of my readings on the history of the Oxford English Dictionary), it turns out Ira has lots to say about words and sounds, contemplating the origins and usage of lyrics, burthen, refrain, chorus, and nonsense filler like “fa la la,” “hey diddle diddle,” and “scatty-wah,” including quotes from his sources.
Sun without gold;
Nightfall is bitter,
Endless and cold.
Silent the city,
Silent the sea –
There is no music for me….
Once there was music,
Joyous and free;
Now salty tears glisten;
All night I listen,
But there’s no music for me.
When I’m without youReally, this book has everything, even for browsers. Thank goodness Ira lived into the mid-1980s; would he had lived and been productive even longer. A closing thought: if you do pick up this book, check out the references to furs on pp. 341-342 that would make PETA scream, among this book's plentiful joys. As Ira wrote in at least three (and maybe four) songs, “Who could ask for anything more?” Oh, rats. Now I’m going to have to go back and look that one up.
I’m a Gilbert without a triple rhyme
Rockefeller without a silver dime
Cal. without that golden clime
Greenwich Village without a bottle of gin
Jascha Heifetz without a violin
I’m a headache without an aspirin
English – how have you been
Summer resort without a man
Russia without a 5 year plan…
I am Groucho
Without a single brother,
I’m a Whistler
Who never had a mother,
I’m Othello
When you look at another –
But what can I do?