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Billy Idol pals with Eddie Redmayne at the Focus Features brunch. "Oh yeah, I love Danish girls, bring 'em on!" (It's actually Harry Hamlin. We have no idea why he's dressed like Billy Idol.)

Director Nicholas Jarecki and Courtney Love attend "The Danish Girl" Brunch. Maybe she'll kill him too (not that there's any kind of proof to the unsubstantiated rumor that she killed Kurt Cobain). We wish him luck.

Yvonne Boismier Phillips attended the brunch with husband Lou Diamond Phillips. He's rumored to be starring in a live-action "Charlie Brown" drama with Kirsten Dunst, Chloe Moretz, Chow Yun-fat and Billy Corgan.

In light of all the recent "Star Wars" activity, Black Flag and Jakks Pacific have teamed up to create bait traps for geeks. The life-sized traps use a sticky poisonous glue, along with the savory odor of freshly-opened action figures, to attract the pesky creatures and hold them immobile until they die.

Just throw the trap in the trash when it's filled with lifeless geek husks.

Adam Driver and Oscar Isaac arrive at the world premiere of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Monday, Dec. 14, in Los Angeles.

Fans show why they get all the ladies from the stands outside the TCL Chinese Theatre.

If you screw this up you'll need hyperdrive to escape these guys. (sucka)

Daisy Ridley hits the "Star Wars" red carpet. More than 5,000 guests showed up for the invite-only event.

A photographer snaps a shot of BB-8, who made the film's premiere, despite recently being burned in a breakup with a hoverboard.

Who knows best what the inside of a Wookie smells like?...

"Look, it was a long time ago and I don't want to talk about it."

Black Panther from the upcoming "Captain America 3," Chadwick Boseman, "Gets on Up" to the premiere.

Carrie Fisher learns they cut the "Leia tries on her old slave girl outfit" scene from the new movie.

Star Gwendoline Christie poses on the red carpet.

Mark Hamill desperately tries to use the power of the force...

...But the Moons of Vergaradore remained shielded.

Star John Boyega wore a single black glove. Rumor has it the glove was an homage to Luke Skywalker, or his proctologist.

Wow, those "Star Wars" geeks can come up with some really crazy costumes.

There's probably more than seven reasons why Andy Serkis shouldn't be invited to movie premieres, but this is one.

Anthony Daniels maintains an air of composure in the chaos of the event. The gold-chrome underpants keep him grounded.

"We need to take these terrorists to the Dune Sea and cast them into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the old powerfull sarlacc. Or carpet bomb them."

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

"Because that's no moon!"

Elizabeth Banks arrives at the "Star Wars" premiere. All franchises were welcome.

"The Force is strong with you. But if you're seduced by the dark side, you could destroy everything we know!"

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Billboard magazine recognized the ladies at the 2015 Billboard Women in Music honors at Cipriani 42nd Street on Friday, Dec. 11, in New York. Lana Del Rey recieved the Trailblazer award for her struggle to find new ways of making a pretty face, rich parents and vocal mediocrity sell. She's seen here with her manager Ben Mawson.

Lady Gaga, seen with pal Tony Bennett, was named 2015 Woman of the Year for her activism. During her acceptance speech she said, "It's really hard sometimes for women in music. It's like a &@#!ing boys club that we just can't get into..." It's worth noting that it's equally hard for a man to gain admittance to the Billboard Women in Music award winners club, so there's that.

Gaga performed her hit "Til It Happens to You," which is about college campus sexual assaults. She then stripped to a spiked meat bikini and mounted a horse made of nude male dancers*. *Unsourced.

Fifth Harmony was honored for doing something (likely just being available for the date). They sang a medley of girl group covers as well as their own hit "Worth It."

Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz introduced Lana Del Rey for the Trailblazer honor. He also wore this.

Demi Lovato walked away with the award for Rulebreaker of the Year, because she's so bad!

Alabama Shakes singer Brittany Howard won the Powerhouse award in this form-fitting ensemble.

Billboard Legend (someone who actually writes and performs music) honoree Loretta Lynn, left, poses with singer and Chart-Topper (appeals to 10 to 15-year-old girls with disposable income) honoree Selena Gomez.

Country music star Kelsea Ballerini walked away with the Rising Star award. Ballerini has predicted an era for women in country music, which is probably good news for someone like Loretta Lynn. You can watch the Billboard Women in Music event on Lifetime, Dec. 18th at 8 p.m. E.T. (or not).

Rob Lowe poses with Miramax Chairman Tom Barrack, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and actor Fred Savage after receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Tuesday, Dec. 8, in Los Angeles.

Lowe got to spend time with his good friend, the glamorous Gwyneth Paltrow.

Cable Rob Lowe spent time with his poster of Fred Savage.

Australian pop star Kylie Minogue poses alongside the newest figure at Madame Tussaud's in central London, Tuesday, Dec. 8.

One of them is fake and plastic. The other is made of wax. boom.

Actress Dakota Blue Richards attends the premiere of "The Danish Girl" in London on Tuesday, Dec. 8, but she starred in "The Golden Compass." She isn't even Danish, she's English.

"Ex Machina" star Alicia Vikander does star in "The Danish Girl," but she's Swedish.

Spoiler Alert: It turns out Eddie Redmayne is "The Danish Girl." He's not Danish, he's English. And he's a dude. There's always "The Peanuts Movie."

Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky (also not Danish) attend the premiere of "In the Heart of the Sea" at Lincoln Center’s Frederick P. Rose Hall on Monday, Dec. 7, in New York.

Jennifer Connelly and husband Paul Bettany pose on the "Heart" red carpet.

We're not sure if or where director Ron Howard cast his brother in the film, but Clint Howard was seen in the weeks before shooting trying on shark outfits.

Builder Bob is back! He's been updated with a suspiciously Big Boy-ish look and a penchant for hiring Latino day laborers.

Dermot Mulroney and wife Tharita Cesaroni attend 2015 TrevorLIVE LA held at the Hollywood Palladium on Sunday, December 6, in Los Angeles.

Jonathan Tucker and Tara Ahamed Tucker arrive at the TrevorLIVE LA event, which raises funds for suicide prevention and crisis intervention services. This seems like the perfect event for an actor who's appeared in "Hannibal," "Criminal Minds," "Veronika Decides to Die," "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," "Six Feet Under," "Criminal," "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Virgin Suicides."

Thinking of hurting yourself? Brenna Whitaker wants to help.

…So does Chloe Grace Moretz (what, me worry?).

…Tell Sarah your problems.

Selena Gomez arrives at 106.1 KISS FM's iHeartRadio Jingle Ball at L.A.'s Staples Center on Friday, Dec. 4 where she performed along with The Weekend, One Direction and a slew of lesser pop powerhouses like…

…5 Seconds Of Summer (there's a reason summer is the season of head lice),

...Camila Cabello of Fifth Harmony,

…DNCE (do you really quit the Jonas Brothers for this?),

…Zedd (we thought he was dead),

…Tove Lo (who insists on grating her own cheese),

…and a ridiculous attention hound who doesn't actually do anything.

Sorry, wrong photo.

The Defense Department has announced they'll deploy an elite team of commandos into Iraq and Syria to fight the Islamic State militants holding territory there.

Actress Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban showed the holiday charity spirit by bringing a homeless man to the opening of the "Keith Urban So Far..." exhibit at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum on Tuesday, Dec. 1, in Nashville.

Rochester-born Von Teese has just come out with a book, "Your Beauty Mark: How, You Too, Can Wear Too Much Makeup and Get Photographed in Your Underwear."

Then she signed her name on a power outlet (without even looking).

Also Rochester-born, Madonna performed at the o2 arena in London, on Tuesday, where she displayed the stick that doctors recently removed from her.

Tony Award winner and "Hunger Games" actress Patina Miller arrives at the 2015 UNICEF Snowflake Ball.

The black tie affair requested ladies wear gold and silver. Television personality Brooke Burke sprayed on this copper gown for the UNICEF party (so she's close).

Actress Michelle Monaghan wore all white with spider and bee-shaped pins, which didn't seem to bug her.

The ball, in its eleventh year, hoped to raise over $3.4 million to aid the world's most vulnerable children. Pink wants to help children and she'll strangle her mother to prove it.

Bryant Gumbel arrives at the UNICEF Snowflake Ball with his own little snowflake, his wife Hilary.

Gala co-chair Hilary Gumbel has served on the UNICEF board of directors, working as a consultant for the U.S. Fund for UNICEF for the past six years.

Goodwill Ambassador Orlando Bloom was honored with the Audrey Hepburn Humanitarian Hair Flip Award.

Santa Claus does his thing in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade last week in New York.

Singer Chris Daughtry really brings the cheer dressed as Santa's little crank dealer.

Through the years the parade has seen an increasing number of balloons based on popular culture, products and retailers, like the Angry Birds...

...The Skylanders Eruptor...

...And Ronald McDonald.

We caught a couple sneak peeks of some prototype balloons that may show up in next year's parade, like this little blue balloon from Pfizer Corp. This one becomes dangerous if it remains inflated for more than four hours.

...Nobody's sure why this one is so popular, but it is the first time a helium/Botox mixture will be used to inflate one of the parade's balloons.

A heavily-sedated (and maybe deceased) Grumpy Cat arrives at the 84th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade on Sunday, Nov. 29, in Los Angeles.

There aren't any giant balloons in the Los Angeles parade, but they do have their share of seasonal air bags.

Model Adriana Lima unveils her life-size (and slightly smarter) action figure that will be offered by Victoria's Secret.

We're told the body is made from paraffin wax, molded lima bean paste (how apropos) and a ham-based resin and is 100% edible.

The figure can be used as a universal remote, for up to two devices, but the interface takes a little getting used to (and usually a lot of getting used to).

Jennifer Lopez hosted the American Music Awards on Sunday and used it to not only show she still has it (at the ripe old age of 46), but to showcase the size of her -- wardrobe.

She wore this.

Wore it.

Almost wore it.

Had to beat up Stevie Nicks for it.

Rumor has it she knit this little number backstage.

…And everyone’s favorite – the body suit she opened with. She performed a medley of this year’s hits, including Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” which seemed like a given.

Justin Bieber “made it rain” during his performance.

It wasn't revealed until after the performance that the liquid that doused the stage was actually tears collected from thousands teenage girls (and saliva from a few larger men in their forties).

Diplo and Alicia Keys accepted the award for Best Collaboration of the Year for “Where Are U Now.”

Rumor has it Jenny McCarthy chose this outfit just after getting vaccinated.

…After which, they made a play for the Al and Tipper Gore Awkward Provocative Smooch award. Puth may be compensating for having a name that sounds like an effeminate lisp.

Let’s hope he washed his hands after that.

Poor Selena Gomez was accosted by street dandies while trying to perform. Police were able to apprehend the attackers during Celine Dion’s salute to Paris (they didn’t have anything better to do) but Ms. Gomez’s dignity wasn’t recovered.

Today the Celebrity Buzz is taking the high road. We're not going to make any snarky comments, or "body shame," Nicki Minaj for (allegedly) altering and accentuating the body she was born with for a more well-rounded aesthetic.

So stop looking at her butt. Instead appreciate her creative curves. She won the award for Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist of the Year.

…We’re not making any Cartman jokes, either.

Ariana Grande accepted the award for favorite female artist - pop/rock and to everyone’s surprise, she didn't lick the award.

…But presenter Paula Abdul wasn't so lucky.

Nick Jonas is looking good these days, but his all-cauliflower diet may not be worth it.

Ellie Goulding, left, and Julianne Hough appeared together to present the award for best rap/hip-hop artist together, finally proving they're actually two different people.

Does anyone else think Demi Lovato is trying too hard?

Prince presented The Weekend with the award for Favorite Album - Soul/R&B.

But things got awkward when his “third eye” got snagged in The Weekend’s hair claw.

Sunday night was the night America celebrates the music, the skimpy outfits, and pretty much everyone we've been tossing "awards" at for the past few years.

Kendall Jenner really set the high water mark in jet black, matching head-knob and her signature scowl of indifference. She’s really an original.

Hannah Davis looked amazing as she arrived at the Music Awards, but how many screen doors had to die for this outfit?

It’s “glandular!”

Karrueche Tran agrees.

And so does Christina Milian.

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Bieber arrived in torn jeans and a Nirvana shirt, and it was like Kurt Cobain died all over again.

Sweden’s Tove Lo turned a few heads in this racy number. It’s a good thing they didn’t serve food.

Oh yeah, she’s single.

The doctors told Kylie, nothing will leak if you hold very still. She'd be fine as long as she doesn't fart or giggle.

Carrie Underwood arrives at the American Music Awards.

Ciara must be hating the fact that she put so much thought and effort into the outfit she wore…

…Just to have the spotlight swiped by this mess.

Security was foremost on everyone’s mind after ISIS announced an immanent attack on One Direction’s hair.

The White Eyed Peas?

Star Chloe Sevigny attends a special screening of "#Horror" at The Museum of Modern Art on Wednesday, Nov. 18, 2015, in New York.

Members of Fifth harmony wore their Sunday best as they arrived at the 16th annual Latin Grammy Awards on Thursday, Nov. 19. The event was held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.

Actress Zoe Saldana hits the Latin Grammy red carpet.

Latin Grammy host Roselyn Sanchez was so excited she seemed to be bursting at the seams.

Performers Los Tigres del Norte and Mana held up a sign that translated as, "Latinos United. Don't Vote For Racists."

Venezuelan model and TV host Patricia Zavala could possibly make Donald Trump rethink his stance on immigration…

…While cover band Moderatto probably would not.

Univision's Chiquinquirá Delgado takes the Grammy red carpet.

After numerous awards and many years in showbiz, Jada Pinkett Smith still has a couple of points she'd like to make.

Jamaican American singer Omi takes a moment in the press room for a touching tribute to Justin Bieber, or Thurston Howell III.

Raquel Sofia performs "Te Amo Idiota" at the 16th annual Latin Grammy Awards. She was nominated in the Best New Artist category.

We're not sure what's more macho for Wisin -- the tough guy Vin Diesel-in-the-Matix look or sharing the stage with Ricky Martin.

Will Smith shouts from the Grammy stage for security to shoot a chicken hawk that was loose in the theater -- but his cries were in vain.

Actress and singer Rita Moreno poses in the press room after the show. The event was shut down early when it exceeded the Nevada limit for tongue rolling.

Jennifer Lawrence (who never really looked all that hungry) arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2" at the Microsoft Theater on Monday, Nov. 16.

It was time for everyone with an appreciation for derivative teen fiction to gather 'round. The "Games" franchise were about to continue!

Actress Eugenie Bondurant poses with Lady Gaga (we're not sure which one, if fact, she may not be there at all) at the "Mockingjay - Part 2" premiere.

Natalie Dormer delivers one of her signature sneers to the adoring fans.

Jena Malone was caught holding a strange metal device to her face, possibly the new iPhone 7?

Don't worry, Elizabeth Banks, horizontal stripes do NOT make you look fat.

"Yes, they do."

Woody Harrelson and Donald Sutherland seem happy to have weathered another brutal struggle where the peasants are forced to compete for survival and then must face an all-powerful, merciless regime -- better known as Hollywood.

Ashley Simpson, Evan Ross and his agonizingly-passe big hat arrive on the red carpet to, apparently, show us how much they like making out.

Rumor has it, the couple have been living in his hat since Ross accidentally asked his mother about her wig.

Yep, still gross.

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Honoree Amy Schumer and sister, Kimberly, attend the VH1 Big In 2015 With Entertainment Weekly award show that was held at the Pacific Design Center on Sunday, Nov. 15, in West Hollywood.

Taraji P. Henson was a standout on the pink carpet, but "Outlander" stood out over "Empire" as best Drama. "Outlander's" Sam Heughan won the Best Actor in a Drama EWwy, Caitriona Balfe took Best Actress and Tobias Menzies took Best Supporting Actor in a Drama.

Actor/producer/director Elizabeth Banks was honored for her work this year, which included another "Hunger Games," "The Muppets," "Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp" and directing "Pitch Perfect 2."

"Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta's" Joseline Hernandez, quite frankly, scares us. It's rumored she wore a top made from Gene Shalit's scalp (Google him).

"Parks and Recreation's" Aubrey Plaza hits the VH1 pink carpet. The awards show will air Dec. 7th on VH1.

SlutWalk's Amber Rose introduced Amy Schumer, comparing their many similarities, like encouraging women to love their bodies. But, for someone who loves her body, she didn't mention artificial alterations like butt injections or implants. This is odd, considering the many assumptions Rose has had "work done."

We've run several now and then photos through our Padonk-o-meter and we've determined that, while some overages have remained consistent, vast amounts of low land have, indeed, grown since 2009. The cause can't be determined without an autopsy and Caramel 14 Dating.

...And our Padonk-o-meter just broke.

Oh, we were just as shocked.

"Stright Outta Compton's" O'Shea Jackson, Jr., better known as Ice Cube's kid, brought the charades to the EWwy Awards red carpet. Oh, here he goes! First word...

A bat! Desktop field goal! Siamese turkeys joined at the face!

Man, he's good! Get ready, second word...

Flipper baby? Nepotism? Riding coattails?

Doubters were put in their places when Kendall Jenner showed she can strut AND whistle at the same time on the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show runway.

If Donald Trump is elected, we're pretty sure Taylor Hill, in this outfit, will replace Ben Franklin on the $100 bill.

Sadly, each year, more Victoria's Secret models are treated for hypothermia than eating disorders. They really need larger warning labels.

Ming Xi isn't bothered by the fact that everyone is staring at her balloons.

Model Devon Windsor didn't seem to have her heart in it. Maybe she was upset that she had to wear the ridiculous outfit.

Being beautiful means never having to spell "you're sorry."

The Weekend smiles, knowing he's got the best seat in the house.

Model Alessandra Ambrosio has to be wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

Oh great! Somebody called the cops.

Leila Nda gives us a preview of what ranchers and cattle farmers will be wearing next year.

Candice Swanepoel sports an outfit that incorporates compression hose, probably hoping to appeal to elderly women.

The show came to a halt when a couple missteps caused a massive model pileup.

Behati Prinsloo's outfit looked amazing from the front. But from the back, she looks a little silly.

Oh sure, it looks great on Kendall -- but how does it look on Kaitlyn?

Kidding!

Model Martha Hunt picks out two lucky guys to help her lace up her boots.

It's time for our favorite models to put a little something on and walk the runway for the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The show will air on CBS on Tuesday, Dec. 8.

Is there a more important event that determines what nobody would ever wear? We think not.

The event draws the cream of the B-list crop as well as the top names in modeling. Kendall Jenner's return to the Victoria's Secret stage was highly anticipated.

Ellie Goulding was one of the performers enlisted to be ignored while the models did their thing.

Someone needs to tell Devon Windsor that it might be time to pony up and buy a larger dress.

Some people, like Tyson Beckford, can pull off an ugly pink suit.

Some people can't.

Ireland Baldwin would like everyone to notice something. We're just not sure what.

Selena Gomez wore one outfit coming...

...And a different one going.

Geneva-born blogger Kristina Bazan's outfit looked nice, but the straps may have been too much.

Model Gigi Hadid clearly needed more time to get ready...

...But Adrian Grenier didn't seem to mind. Sources say that Grenier was rushed to urgent care for serious thumb sprains after the event.

Model Alessandra Ambrosio hits the stage, seemingly unaware of the number of pimp hats that had to die for her outfit to live.

Victoria's Secret models are the only winged mammals besides bats and flying squirrels.

Sanne Vloet's lingerie, with a flowing skirt, sure looks great, but we'd like to know how she'll be able to cram all that into a pant suit.

The show could only have gotten better if someone had a bottle of Round-Up.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt arrive at the 2015 AFI Fest opening night premiere of "By The Sea" on Thursday, Nov. 5, in Los Angeles.

She's really... Didn't she have...? It was in the news.

She's looking good.

French actress, model, director, singer, writer and astronaut Melanie Laurent attends the "By The Sea" premiere. You'd know her from her role as Shosanna in “Inglourious Basterds.”

“Kiss the Abyss,” “Sororty Row” and “The Babymakers” (yeah, we had to look them up, too) star Nikki Moore was also in attendance.

It's all good...

Presenter Lily Tomlin poses with honorees Jane Fonda and Miley Cyrus at the Los Angeles LGBT Center's 46th Anniversary Gala Vanguard Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on Saturday, Nov. 7, in Los Angeles.

Fonda, seen with her boyfriend, music producer Richard Perry, was honored for her longtime support of the LGBT community.

Actress Pauley Perrette attends the awards event, which included a silent auction to raise funds for the center.

Cyrus was honored for the work of her Happy Hippie Foundation and bring attention to the LGBT homeless problem. In her acceptance speech she thanked the LGBT Center for having, “been the key to the lock on my cage and set me free.” So, blame them.

“So, they had gays back when ya'll were on TV, or somethin'?”

Kacey Musgraves performs at the 49th annual CMA Awards at the Bridgestone Arena on Wednesday, Nov. 4, in Nashville.

Singer-songwriter Jennifer Nettles probably left scorch marks on the CMA red carpet.

Model Hannah Davis showed a little leg and a lot of engagement ring.

Kimberly Williams-Paisley looked pretty fancy on the red carpet.

...While Louis C.K. looked a little rough.

Justin Timberlake showed up at the CMAs, leaving many to wonder what could draw him back to his Southern roots.

Oh.

Well OK, then.

Kacey Musgraves took the CMA red carpet with her guitarist/boyfriend Misa Arriaga.

Brantley Gilbert took the CAM red carpet with his new wife, Amber Cochran.

Steve Martin took the CAM red carpet with Paul Simon's wife, Edie Brickell.

Kellie Pickler took the CMA red carpet with... many photographer's thanks.

Chris Stapleton accepts the award for Male Vocalist of the Year

Miranda Lambert broke out in a chicken dance while accepting the award for Female Vocalist of the Year, for 37th year in a row (like she didn't see THAT coming).

Steven Tyler worked the crowd, hawking preview copies of his country music CD and cold beverages.

"I'm not s'posed to say nuthin', but guess who I'm shackin' with?" (Scratch screen with coin for answer)

Optics are everything. And now Luke Bryan isn't allowed within 500 feet of an awards show or a Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Little Big Town took the stage in a Big way with their tribute to "Team America."

"Psst. They was dressed in silly outfits, like the puppets from that movie, 'Team America'." "I know." "Yeah, but some people may not have understood the reference."

The BIG moment in the show came when Justin Timberlake took the stage with Chris Stapleton, performing Stapleton's hit, "Tennessee Whiskey."

Carrie Underwood performed her hit "Smoke Break".

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Trina Parks, Naomie Harris, Halle Berry and Gloria Hendry arrive at "Spectre" - The Black Women of Bond Tribute at the California African American Museum on Tuesday, Nov. 3, in Los Angeles.

While Gloria Hendry, left, was the first African-American to get romantic with Bond in 1973's Live and Let Die," Trina Parks was the first African-American to share the screen with Bond as Thumper in 1971's "Diamonds Are Forever."

Naomie Harris is the current Bond star, reinventing M's personal assistant Eve Moneypenny.

Berry, who starred as Jinx Johnson in 2002's "Die Another Day" has just announced her divorce from third husband, actor Olivier Martinez, while her other ex's, David Justice and Eric Benet, publicly slammed her on Twitter. Maybe she should return to the Bond universe as "The Spy Who Left Me."

Christie Brinkley and Donny Deutsch attend the premiere of the USA Network scripted comedy series "Donny!" at the Rainbow Room on Tuesday, Nov. 3, in New York.

Advertising exec-turned-television personality Donny Deutsch will be starring in a new scripted series where he plays a fictional version of himself, as if he had a choice.

The new show, "Donny!," will run on the USA Network and feature Deutsch as a wealthy, single parent surrounding himself with beautiful women who will try to keep him from remembering his last show, CNN's "The Point," that was cancelled after only one week.

Singer Zendaya attends the 12th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards at Spring Studios on Monday, Nov. 2, in New York.

We're not sure what designer Zac Posen is happier about; hanging with Demi Moore at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards or finding a suit from the Hal Linden Collection that fits. Posen won the Swarovski's Perry Ellis Award for Ready to Wear back in 2004.

...French model Constance Jablonski agrees, as does model Imaan Hammam and Taylor Marie Hill.

...French model Constance Jablonski agrees, as does model Imaan Hammam and Taylor Marie Hill.

In a first for the Fashion Fund Awards, some of the ladies who actually make the clothing were allowed to attend.

Actress Amanda Seyfried looks like she's unsure if she's wearing that dress correctly (but she pulls it off).

Singer Lorde attends the 12th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards. The fund raises money for the oh-so-worthy cause of supporting the next generation of American fashion designers.

...Some of the money also goes to additional security and unexpected medical bills.

Is that a cell phone in his pocket or is he just happy to be at the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards?

Celebrity blogger Jared Eng and "Whiplash" star Miles Teller attend the 2015 Just Jared Halloween Party at No Vacancy on Saturday, Oct. 31, in Hollywood.

Frankie Grande toned it down for the party, sporting his standard casual duds.

Victoria Justice wore a tribute to Amy Winehouse (along with a syringe) for the party.

Dancer Derek Hough dressed as Tori Spelling for the fest (or maybe Lara Flynn Boyle).

Dylan Frances Penn probably wore a great costume, we have NO idea what it is, but Shay Mitchell certainly nailed a GMO crop.

Billionaire "NBA superfan" James Goldstein can dress any way he wants.

"Squeakquel" actress Alexandra Shipp came dressed as an exotic wedge of bleu cheese.

Josh Henderson had the most accurate Carrot Top with Roid Rage costume yet!

Miles Teller and Keleigh Sperry's costumes don't make any sense. One's a vegetable and the other is an animal that... works with magicians.

CW star Kat Graham gets creativity points for dressing as "Mucus" from those Mucinex commercials.

Disney star Kelli Berglund came dressed as a beauty queen armed with a handgun, or a Donald Trump supporter's fantasy.

AnnaLynne McCord nailed the "Jane Krakowski as a schoolgirl" costume (you don't see too many of those since "30 Rock" went off the air).

Sarah Hyland wore blue contacts, tight black leather and a gun (your guess is as good as ours).

Emily Osment's costume is for "The Birds."

"Teen Wolf" star Holland Roden dressed as two of designer Rick Owens' Spring 2016 collection runway models (and not Sara Gilbert).

Stars Bruce Campbell and Lucy Lawless duke it out at the premiere of the Starz television series "Ash vs Evil Dead" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Wednesday, Oct. 28.

Jill Marie Jones, known for her role on UPN's "Girlfriends" plays Amanda Fisher in "Ash vs Evil Dead."

Raychel Weiner stars in "Flesh and Bone," also from Starz.

The movie features horrifying creatures, like this cloned creature that apparently combines Ben Stiller's and Christopher Reid's DNA.

Iggy Pop performed at the premiere. And really, what's more unnerving, a bunch of evil zombies or Grandpa with his shirt off?

Jennifer Lopez headlined New York's Latin festival Megaton Mundial de Polito Vega on Wednesday, Oct. 28.

The concert, hosted by New York's "Fiesta Time" DJ Polito Vega, collected the crema of the Latin musician crop including Boy band MiSYNC.

Puerto Rican reggaeton rapper Wisin shared the stage with Jennifer Lopez. Pitbull was scheduled to perform but backed out after he failed to meet the show's height requirements.

The diva from the Bronx brought along a whole trunk of her musical junk. She'll be staring with Ray Liotta and Drea de Matteo in NBC's police drama "Shades of Blue" this January.

Of course, at 46, J-lo's trunk may not be as easy to lug around as it used to be.

Well, they finally caught that unmanned Army surveillance blimp floating over Pennsylvania...

...They just had to use the right bait (because she's so pretty).

CORRECTION: This photo doesn't depict Joan Rivers (who is deceased), but rather depicts Corey Taylor of Slipknot.

The band Slipknot performs during Day 2 of the 2015 Knotfest USA at San Manuel Amphitheater on Sunday, Oct. 25, in San Bernardino, Calif.

CORRECTION: This photo doesn't depict Dontella Versace (who is Italian), but does depict M. Shawn "Clown" Crahan, also of Slipknot.

Also playing Knotfest USA, Neil Fallon taunts the audience with the fact that he may look like a math teacher -- but he's really the singer for Clutch!

Miranda Kerr, from left, Charlotte Tilbury, Alessandra Ambrosio and Olivia Culpo arrive at the inaugural InStyle Awards at The Getty Center on Monday, Oct. 26, in Los Angeles.

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 26: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow was honored with the Style Icon award.

Zoe Kravitz was awarded the Best Dressed Breakthrough award. She wore a Calvin Klein dress and boxers (apparently).

Kim Kardashian was awarded the Best Group Style award.

Emmy Rossum wore a +4 Elven armor, a bold choice for an actress of her experience points.

Kate Hudson wore a sleeveless Giles Deacon gown to present Paltrow with her award.

A couple of unruly gypsies tried to gain entry to the presentation, but were thankfully hosed off the property.

Selena Gomez, seen with pal Michelle Williams, wore a Louis Vuitton skirt with a mesh top. Williams wore Louis Vuitton.

Many attendees, including Kate Hudson, took turns rubbing Kim Kardashian for good luck.

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a white Alexandre Vauthier dress.

Miranda Kerr looked stunning in a form-fitting Ulyana Sergeenko gown.

White was the predominant color for the evening, although Kim Kardashian's Valentino dress was rumored to be charcoal before she slipped it on.

How do you know if pop divas are feuding or just performing at TIDAL X: 1020 Amplified by HTC? You don't.

Beyonce arrives at the concert on Tuesday, Oct. 20, in New York. The concert, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, raised money for the New World Foundation which funds social movements like delivering cleavage tape to the needy.

French Montana (neither French, nor from Montana) brings it like no one (pretty much everyone) else.

Jay-Z and a shirtless Rick Ross take the TIDAL stage. Jay Z's expression may have to do with the immediate rise in his Weight Watchers stock.

Hip-hop recording artist Fabolous looked "ootrageously" uncomfortable in a leather NBA jersey.

Usher was forced to perform in handcuffs, as he's still in police custody for lethal use of his adorable "Webster" looks and appropriated dance moves.

Nick Jonas is turning into quite the "playa." But, reportedly, he still can't use the restroom if Rick Ross is in there.

Tulsa Shock player Skylar Diggins represents for the WNBA. The concert also promoted Tidal, the first artist-owned (Jay Z, Madonna, Kanye West, Rihanna and Alicia Keys) subscription music service.

Headliner Lil Wayne wasn't short on fans...

...But someone DID have to help him put the mic back in the stand when he was done.

Nicki Minaj has spoken about the negative aspects of body shaming and limiting female images in the media. But she has to wonder why the subject is even on people's minds.

A staff member rushes to Beyonce's aid after a minor wardrobe malfunction.

...But not before someone got hurt.

The concert was presented by Bacardi's D'Ussé (pronounced dew-say) XO, the "bold, new expression of cognac" that reportedly infuses regular old cognac with a pungent cologne and powerful stain remover. It's the cognac that playas prefer (and Jay Z just got richer promoting).

Lady Gaga attends the Americans for the Arts 2015 National Arts Awards at Cipriani 42nd Street on Monday, Oct. 19, in New York. The event raised over $700,000 to help further access to the arts and arts education.

Gaga was awarded the Young Artist Award for her brave work with the elderly.

Sir Michael Caine and his "pal" Vin Diesel pose for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film "The Last Witch Hunter" in London on Monday, Oct. 19.

"Game of Thrones" star Rose Leslie shared the spotlight with Diesel in a stunning sequined gown.

Suddenly, in a move that no insurance company would normally authorize, someone handed Diesel a flaming sword, allowing him to show off his awesome warrior skills for the onlookers.

Leslie's condition has reportedly been upgraded from "moderately broiled" to "slightly charred" and she's resting under heavy sedation.

Tom Jones poses for photographers after the Q Awards ceremony in London, Monday, Oct. 19, 2015. Jones awarded James Bay with the Q Best New Act winner.

Britain's Q Magazine awarded Noel Gallagher, seen with wife Sara, with the Q Best Album award for his latest "High Flying Birds."

English singer/songwriter Ella Eyre didn't have to win anything.

Charli XCX attends the Q Awards ceremony in London.

Mark Ronson walked away with the Q Hero award, presented by the Polyester Industry.

Miguel was nominated for Q Best Video for his "Coffee." He acknowledged his loss with a celebratory finger pull.

Foxes certainly has a high opinion of herself.

Gary Numan received the Q award for Best Use of Liza Minnelli's Hair.

Miley Cyrus arrives at the Hilarity for Charity's Annual Variety Show: James Franco's Bar Mitzvah held at The Hollywood Palladium on Saturday, Oct. 17.

Hold on! People paid money to see Miley being Miley. How does the flower costume live up to her reputation for outrageousness? Is there a dwarf hiding in it? Is it made from hemp? Does it have an STD?

The event, which bar mitzvahed actor James Franco, raised over $2 million for the Alzheimer's Association.

The event was hosted by Hilarity for Charity founder Seth Rogan, seen here with his wife Lauren Miller Rogen.

Jeff Goldblum conducts a mock circumcision of bar mitzvah boy James Franco.

Miley Cyrus returned in raunchy fashion sporting a glittery blue thong and a Star of David.

Cyrus performed "Superfreak" and "We Can't Stop" for twerk-hungry crowd

...And not a minute too soon.

Vin Diesel sidled up to Ciara at a special screening of "The Last Witch Hunter" at the Loews Lincoln Square on Tuesday, Oct. 13, in New York.

Diesel brought his favorite thumb, which many have mistaken for the star.

Aging New York scene-maker and event organizer Susanne Bartsch brought her own brand of "look at me, PLEASE!", as well as her egg sack, to the screening.

"You're really into the egg sack broad, huh? She gives me the creeps but I'll introduce you if you want."

The Kardashian clan showed up en masse for Cosmopolitan magazine's 50th birthday celebration at Ysabel on Monday, Oct. 12, in West Hollywood.

Kim's baby bump(s) was almost concealed by her classic black outfit.

She, also, wore her signature blank stare (too hot!).

Sister Khloe kept it real with a plunging neckline and a simple, slicked-back coiffure.

While anyone would be excited about Cosmo's birthday, Khloe kept a stiff upper lip.

While it's rumored she's undergone extensive facial "treatments" including rhinoplasty, lip, cheek and skin fillers, we're unaware of any evidence she's had anything implanted (beyond her mysterious "Clouseau-style" arm pumping and a constant hissing sound coming from behind her*.) *Unconfirmed at time of posting.

While Khloe's half-sister Kylie's Botox use is not confirmed, the last time she smiled her eyebrows snapped off*. *Allegedly.

Hot off the news that Kylie is set to release her own lip color collection there's also a rumor that she's building a Kylie's Fake Lips app that promises to give you lips like Kylie (provided you're willing to hit yourself in the mouth with your phone twenty or fifty times.)

Julianne Hough arrives at Cosmopolitan magazine's 50th birthday celebration

"Gossip Girl" and "Ted 2" star Jessica Szohr arrives at the party.

Having just released her debut EP "Like We're Famous," it seems Pop singer Alexx Mack has made the Cosmo invite list.

Bieber-signed singer Madison Beer attends Cosmopolitan's 50th Birthday Celebration.

Actress Sarah Hyland has put a sexy twist on a classic suit.

Television "hostess with the mostess" (if by "mostess" you're referring to Giuliana Rancic's job) Maria Menounos arrives at the celebration.

Sarah Silverman and Josh Charles attend a special screening of "I Smile Back" at The Museum of Modern Art on Tuesday, Oct. 13, in New York.

"I Smile Back" stars Silverman as a drug-addicted wife and mother of two who has to face her compulsive behavior without the benefit of shocking sex jokes.

"Iron Man 3" actress Stephanie Szostak attends the special screening.

Wonder Woman walks the floor of New York Comic Con at the Javits Center on Friday, Oct. 9, in New York.

"Hello, mom? I'm at the convention. Just slow down. Now, you found a cape, red boots and matching hotpants in my closet. Mom, are you crying?"

The great thing about comic cons is that you can just be yourself. The sad thing about comic cons...

Many comic collectors are looking for the Joker's first run-in with Bat Dweeb.

No matter how fast they run, wedgies and hurt feelings are never far behind.

Wow, those hormones in the chicken are causing all kinds of problems.

Somewhere, Christopher Nolan is crying.

Mutant wallflowers.

Wow, these open carry bozos are everywhere.

This is why dorks and spandex are a bad combination.

Let's hope Bat-Hombre rememebered to clean up the Bat Trailer.

That poor kid probably doesn't even like Darth Vader, but the full-face mask had to be appealing.

Didn't Mike Huckabee predict this would happen?

We think the term for this is "butter teeth."

Clearly, this guy is compensating for having a very small comic collection.

This is a geek's version of "getting hammered."

Raid needs to work on improving its formulation to handle much larger winged pests.

Thank goodness they were out of the Slave Girl Leia outfits.

Her job is to prune the smaller geeks so they'll grow taller for next year.

Titanium Rex and Bryan Cranston are seen at the Crackle Super Mansion autograph table on Sunday, Oct. 11, in New York.

Maybe it's just human nature, but so many of her friends were stand-off-ish since the baby turned out dopey.

"So let's begin this official meeting of the Secret Virgin Society of Loneliness."

It sucks the "super" right out of "superhero," doesn't it?

Host Julia Roberts arrives at the 13th Annual Gala in the Garden at the Hammer Museum on Saturday, Oct. 10, 2015, in Los Angeles.

Marisa Tomei made polka dots sizzle in this hot little number. The event supports UCLA's Hammer Museum that offers exhibits, lectures, musical performances, film and readings without charging admission.

This year the Hammer honored artist Paul McCarthy, known for his edgy art bad-boy attitude, and Diane Keaton, known for her edgy wardrobe, being the worst part of the "Godfather" films and that awful, awful hat.

Michigan native Selma Blair arrives at the Hammer gala.

Sarah Paulson and her BFF Amanda Peet arrive at the 13th Annual Gala in the Garden in coordinating Bottega Veneta outfits.

English model and wise investor Liberty Ross attends the gala with her almost-billionaire fiance Jimmy Iovine.

Filmmaker Liz Goldwyn soared down to the gala in this Bottega Veneta human-bat dress.

Emma Stone brought out the stems in this Bottega Veneta lace mini dress. Designer Bottega Veneta is a regular supporter of the Gala in the Garden.

While window washer is considered one of the most hazardous jobs in Beijing, their lack of proper restroom facilities makes walking under them even more hazardous.

Actor Michael Cudlitz had little to say when groped by fellow "Walking Dead" star Josh McDermitt. Cudlitz was clearly dressed like he was asking for it during the season six premiere fan event at Madison Square Garden on Friday, Oct. 9, in New York.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ivor" "Ivor who?" "Ivor killing anyone's family not laugh at my joke!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Amber Rose attends the Foundation Slut Walk L.A. press conference on Friday, October 2nd in Los Angeles. Rose's foundation seems a little self-serving but claims to benefit rape victims along with other marginalized groups, including sluts, tramps, skanks and hosebags.

The money raised will be used for on-site HIV testing, food and merchandise vendors, sexual awareness booths (public restrooms) and support for women who have been "slut shamed" (we assume this means Rose and other sluts).

The walk will actually only span two blocks in downtown L.A., which is the equivalent of 30 miles in F-me pumps.

Cate Blanchett seen at Los Angeles Industry Screening of "Truth" on Monday, Oct. 5. Blanchett plays the fired CBS producer Mary Mapes in the controversy around unauthenticated documents that called George W. Bush's 1972-73 service in the Air National Guard into question.

Elisabeth Moss plays CBS associate producer Lucy Scott in the film and Robert Redford plays anchorman Dan Rather, who resigned over the scandal.

Self-proclaimed "Golden Barbie" Jasmine Sanders attends the Teen Vogue's 13th Annual Young Hollywood Issue Launch Party on Friday, October 2, in Los Angeles.

Teen Vogue is celebrating the next generation of beautiful people that will adorn the magazine covers, product endorsements, pop music and reality programming that we waste our time and money on -- people like Noah Cyrus.

"Teen Wolf" star Victoria Moroles hits the Vogue black carpet. The party was held at the Los Angeles Mensa Branch Headquarters.* *not true

The Vogue event promotes celebrity name and brand recognition as well as celebrity worship syndrome and other obsessive-addictive disorders that could culminate in actress and singer Victoria Justice finding a 43-year-old man wearing her makeup and hiding in her closet.

"Modern Family's" Sarah Hyland looks dandy at the star-studded event.

Pablo Dylan (rapping grandson of Bob Dylan) seems, frankly, tired of being a piece of visual meat for the paparazzi and the freaks.

"The Thundermans" star Kira Kosarin arrives at the Teen Vogue party.

Actress Peyton List and her date make a great looking couple on the Vogue black carpet.

"Scorpian" star (she played Beach Girl) Julia Kelly is bound for a career bump after this.

Conjoined stars Miles Heizer and Mae Whitman brought the sass to the Teen Vogue potluck.

Britain's Jennifer Metcalfe was named Sexiest Female at the Inside Soap Awards in London on Monday, Oct. 5. Metcalfe plays Mercedes McQueen in the soap opera "Hollyoaks."

Yes, in case you were wondering, she's wearing the same Atsuko Kudo latex dress that Kim Kardashian has worn.

Of course the dress looks pink on Kim because the latex had to stretch much farther.

How do you create buzz around "Art Breakers," a new Ovation network reality show about the high-stakes world of art collecting? You call in the A-listers! And if they won't take your calls you start calling the B-listers. And when they pretend they've never heard of you...

Rihanna was ready to wear Dior (which she did) as she arrived at Christian Dior's Spring-Summer 2016 ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week on Friday, Oct. 2.

CEO of French Christian Dior Couture Sidney Toledano had to get a photo with the Barbadian singer.

British actress Emilia Clarke also attended the Dior ready-to-wear collection.

Clarke went for subdued look with a plunging black blazer mini dress that left mysteriously left many attendees reaching for dropped keys, pens and cell phones.

Even Putin knows that French President Francois Hollande is totally exaggerating. C'mon!

British actress Helen Mirren poses during a photocall for the release of the movie "Woman in Gold" on October 2, in Rome.

The NRA is unveiling a new ad campaign this Halloween season to promote their preferred method of "trick or treating."

Designer/Actress Nicole Richie attends House Of Harlow 1960 at The Village at Westfield Topanga on October 1, in Woodland Hills, California.

Her third pop-up shop, the House of Harlow 1960 features Richie's fashion collection at interior designer Nathan Turner's storefront.

"Would the Russian ambassador kindly stop shooting spit wads at the other Assembly members."

Sometimes to de-stress Jeb likes to pretend he's a bird, soaring above his worries, his brother's record, Donald Trump's new car.

Singer and actress Sadie Calvano arrives at the Knott's Scary Farm Black Carpet event in Buena Park, California on October 1.

Contortionist Bonnie Morgan was clearly thinking "nots," not "Knotts." Oh, that Bonnie!

Disney discovery Vanessa Hudgens makes a creepy friend (so Hollywood).

The Knott's Scary Farm, SoCal's largest Halloween attraction, opened new mazes, offered scary foods and featured over 1,000 roaming monsters, including Instagram-sort-of-celebrity-model Brookelynn Elizabeth.

"Dancing With the Stars" stars Derek Hough and Karina Smirnoff attend the Knott's event.

It didn't take long for Smirnoff to make some under-paid schlub in a mask's night.

In fact, the mask-schlubs made out pretty well, as Rita Ora proved.

...or teen actress Audrey Whitby.

They had to call security to peel Ireland Baldwin off this guy (she left no usable DNA so no charges were pressed).

If you're looking for real terror, there's nothing scarier than tragic tattoo choices.

!

...Right, Travis Barker?

Or bad posture. Right, Vine "sensation" Lauren Giraldo?

!!

Nick Simmons took the opportunity to describe a recent medical procedure (or conversation with his father).

Hunky "punk" rocker/actor Shane West isn't afraid of some ghouls, or free publicity.

Giuliana Rancic attends the #PFChangsPink Breast Cancer Awareness Month Kickoff event at P.F. Chang's in Northbrook, Ill. "As a breast cancer survivor, this is a cause near and dear to my heart," said Rancic.

Rancic then went inside and ordered a packet of soy sauce and a spoon.

Billionaire Bill Gates attends the Clinton Global Initiative 2015 Annual Meeting where he speaks candidly about Savannah's chances in the talent competition on this season of TLC's "Toddlers in Tiaras."

"Boy, I would not mind buttering that biscuit."

"Sorry."

Actress Bai Ling mugs for the cameras on the opening night of the Hollywood Film Festival at ArcLight Hollywood on September 24, 2015 in Hollywood, California.

Like Bai Ling, the Hollywood Film Festival showcases independent filmmaking and social impact storytelling.

Not above showing a little skin to get noticed, Director Penny Marshall broke out the yoga pants for the festival.

The view from the standby ticket line at the festival.

The cast of "Across Time I Cry" attends the festival...

...And they hunger for human blood, or a distribution deal (or an audition).

Daniel DiCriscio is an image consultant!

13-year-old YouTube star Skylar Stecker attended the Hollywood Film Festival at ArcLight Hollywood.

Festival CEO Brad Parks, actor David Arquette and festival executive director Rod Beaudoin probably spent too much time hanging with Bai Ling at the festival's opening night.

Actually, David Arquette hasn't been seen or heard from since the festival's opening night. If you have any information about his whereabouts please call the Los Angeles Police Department.

It's been revealed that the Pope met privately with Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis while visiting the U.S. last Thursday. He reportedly told her to "stay strong," hugged her and praised her performance in "Misery."

There are also rumors that the Pope met with Kanye West, reportedly encouraging his recently announced plan to run for the presidency and telling him, "Don't be sweating the haters."

English model and reality star Danielle Lloyd poses for photographers upon arrival at the PINK London Party in London, Tuesday, Sept. 29. The party was for Breast Cancer Awareness month in London.

Cheeky English television presenter Lizzie Cundy poses at the Pink Ribbon 2015 Launch Party for Breast Cancer Awareness Month which was held at London's Playboy Club.

After undergoing breast reduction surgery last year, model, singer and British "Big Brother" star Casey Batchelor is back on the pink carpet.

Finally, fashion designers are acknowledging the correlation between modeling and bulimia.

Fashion 4 Development founder Evie Evangelou poses with Victoria Beckham at the Fifth Annual Fashion 4 Development "First Ladies Luncheon" at The Pierre Hotel on Monday, Sept. 28 in New York. Beckham was awarded for her fashion/humanitarian work as well as her posture.

Miss Universe Paulina Vega attends the Fashion 4 Development First Ladies Luncheon. F4D helps establish fashion retail outlets in needy countries around the world as well establishing fashion manufacturing in these areas. (We're not making this stuff up.)

Model Naomi Campbell was presented with the Gold Heart Award for her work fighting Ebola through her organization Throwing Phones at Ebola.

Jordan's Queen Rania was at the First Ladies Luncheon and it's worth pointing out that this is how queens should look (are you reading this, England?).

The mood is joyous as Team Dinkwater takes the cup in the 2015 National Urology Clinic Championship.

A perfect catch! At 78, it's nice to know the Pope's baby-throwing arm is still in good form.

Gratuitous model shot: Models Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss horrify photographers at the opening of the Mango fashion designer store in Milan.

Katy Perry performs at the Rock in Rio music festival in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Monday, Sept. 28.

British singer Seal performs at the Rock in Rio music festival on Sunday, Sept. 20.

This year's festival hosted some of the biggest names in pop music including Rihanna, John Legend, Metallica and Elton John.

Elton John fans are about as hardcore as fans can get! "Dude, 'I'm Still Standing'!"

This was the 30th anniversary of the festival. "Psst. I'm not even plugged in."

Van Halen?

Brazilian news portal G1 conducted a poll that named A-ha's performance in 1991, with its record number of attendees, to be the best moment in the history of the festival. The reunited band was invited to play again at this year's event. Pictured is a photo of Katy Perry (because who wants to see a photo of A-ha?).

Brian Johnson and Angus Young of AC/DC perform during the final U.S. stop of their Rock Or Bust Tour at Dodger Stadium on Monday, Sept. 28, in Los Angeles.

That Angus must really, really love that note (gross).

Ellen Page, Michael Shannon, and Julianne Moore attend a special screening of "Freeheld" at The Museum of Modern Art on Monday, Sept. 28, in New York.

Star Page brought her partner, Samantha Thomas, to the screening. (Hey, not everything has to have a cheap joke attached. This is solid entertainment news.)

Adored for his ability to identify with the common man, Pope Francis cleans up some potato chip crumbs before continuing on with the mass at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception.

Zendaya and Austin Mahone arrive at the Barbie Rock 'N Royals Concert Experience to benefit the VH1 Save The Music Foundation.

So quit worrying about the music industry. Zendaya, Austin Mahone and VH1 (the network that brings you "Black Ink Crew," "La La's Full Court Life," "Tiny and Shekinah's Weave Trip" and "Basketball Wives L.A." are on the case.

Russian model and actress Natalia Vodianova attends the Clinton Global Initiative, Sunday, Sept. 27, in New York.

Former President Bill Clinton appears distracted at the Clinton Global Initiative.

Actress Jessica Biel, Ambassador to the "Then Who Will" Campaign, arrives to speak at the Clinton Global Initiative.

(sound of coffee pouring onto a lap)

Biel spoke about income inequality around the world in the Escalators of Opportunity session.

"I don't know about economic opportunity, but something's beginning to rise."

Actress Charlize Theron, the founder of the Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Project and a United Nations Messenger of Peace, participates in a session titled "Investing in Prevention and Resilient Health Systems."

"Come on, now! I was NOT involved in making the guest list!"

Anne Hathaway poses for photographers upon arrival at the European premiere of "The Intern” in London on Sunday, Sept. 27.

In the film, Hathaway plays the CEO of a fashion e-commerce company who bonds with her 70-year-old intern.

Screen legend Robert De Niro plays the intern who has, apparently, never seen a woman before.

“You talkin' to me? Huh? You talkin' to me?”

Reportedly, there was no comment from Hathaway's camp.

Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi listens as former President Bill Clinton speaks to the camera, "You watching this Gore? You owe me $20, and it's $50 if he eats it!"

Jennifer Lopez and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Casper Smart strike a handsome pose for photogs at a U.N. Foundation gender equality event at the Four Seasons Restaurant on Friday, Sept. 25.

Afterwords, Casper climbed down from the steps and Lopez carried him back their waiting limo.

Rumer Willis and her dog Delilah spent Friday doing promotions for Febreze in New York. The #Petiquette stunt was to show that pet owners should always be guest-ready and never take the chance of offending their visitors with offensive odors. From the look on Delilah's face, Rumor didn't pass.

Rumor has it Nick Jonas is in negotiations with the Brawny Corporation to be the spokesmodel for the company's new line of bath house paper towels.

During the groundbreaking of Virgin Hotels New York City, Sir Richard Branson placed a box in the building's foundation. When asked what was in the box Branson just giggled for 20 minutes.

Of course, Branson took time out to lick some lady feet before the event ended.

Zoe Saldana arrives at the Go90 Sneak Peek at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on Thursday, Sept. 24 in Beverly Hills.

Verizon and AOL dug deep to promote their new Go90 app. The event was packed with celebs like Zoe Saldana, Emmy Rossum, Christina Milian, Christian Slater, Alicia Silverstone, Freida Pinto and Chrissy Teigen, to name a few.

Joe Manganiello arrives at the Go90 Sneak Peek.

Actors Adrian Grenier and Emily Osment were down for the free Verizon pizza rolls.

The Go90 app delivers live and on-demand programming, so you could watch Zach Galifianakis taping "Between 2 Ferns" or see Kanye West sneer through a performance of "All of the Lights" on your phone, instead of cramming into a room full of these sweaty people.

Actress Sanaa Lathan attends the VIP sneak peek of the go90 Social Entertainment Platform.

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 24: Singer Singer Christina Milian attends the VIP sneak peek.

In an extra meta moment, Chrissy Teigen posts shots to mobile of the event to promote live events to mobile…

…This created a small vortex in reality that threatened to consume all space time until something managed to plug it and everyone lived. There's some speculation that it was Kanye's genius/ego that saved the day.

Actress Emmy Rossum arrives at the Go90 Sneak Peek.

Star Emma Roberts arrives at the premiere screening of "Scream Queens" on Monday, Sept. 21, at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre in Los Angeles.

"Little Miss Sunshine's" Abigail Breslin arrives at the screening. She plays a member of the Kappa Kappa Tau sorority that's plagued with numerous murders occurring there.

Lea Michele was a shoe-in for the cast, having turned out to been the scariest thing on the "Scream Queens" creators' previous show "Glee."

Hot off her run on "Mulaney" (we're told it's a TV show), Nasim Pedrad plays Gigi Caldwell on "Queens."

Nick Jonas plays Boone on the series. Many assumed he wouldn't be able to work after coming out publicly as a Flexiposetosis sufferer.

We have no idea who Chelsea Lauren is. But she showed up in this cool dress, so...

"Queens" star Diego Boneta was attacked by an actor dressed as the series' serial killer the Red Devil.

The Red Devil also assaulted Lea Michele, but she seemed a little too "into it" and made everyone uncomfortable.

Sunday saw the 67th Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, a time for television stars to celebrate television shows with another television show and a bunch of commercials. Only a fool would miss it.

"How to Get Away With Murder's" Viola Davis became the first African American to win a Best Lead Actress in a Drama Series Emmy.

Snap! Amy Schumer accepted the New Sketch Series award for "Inside Amy Schumer," which seems fitting.

A man is shocked by what some couples will do at these awards shows.

Christine Marzan poses in the dress, we're guessing, boyfriend Stephen Merchant picked out.

Tracy Morgan made a triumphant return to the stage after suffering a traumatic brain injury in a traffic accident last year that left him in comatose for 8 days and killed his friend James McNair.

Morgan, who, rumor has it, lost 90% of his bowel control in the accident, was welcomed with very loud applause to the ceremony.

"Orange Is the New Black's" Uzo Aduba won a Best Supporting Actress in a Drama award but cried about it so Netflix didn't win any other awards.

HBO won 43 Emmys total including those for "Veep," "Game of Thrones" and the limited series "Olive Kitteridge." Here, Emmy pig Frances McDormand shows off her awards for "Kitteridge."

Lady Gaga, right, presents Richard Jenkins the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or a Movie for "Olive Kitteridge."

"No wonder they call you 'Headey.' I can't see a thing."

Here, Dinklage enthusiastically accepts an offer for a seat closer up.

"Game of Thrones" took four awards for the night. Peter Dinklage took home a Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series award after giving an impassioned speech to produce lighter awards.

The girl-on-girl kiss is the new plunging neckline for awards shows.

"Empire's" Terrence Howard brought his ex-wife Mira Pak to the awards, despite divorcing her just this year.

A little known Emmy secret: I you go in back door you can have as many Emmy Awards as you can carry.

Taraji P. Henson dove for cover when her sweaty "Empire" co-star Terrence Howard went off-script while presenting the award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited Series or a Movie.

Backstage there was a meeting of the Howard ex-wives club (no wonder he was sweating).

Someone needs to tell Rob Lowe that the "I found Cable Rob Lowe" gag is getting old.

Fred Savage explained to Will Forte how hilarious the fake beard was.

Fake heart attack: Classic Mel Brookes. (We hope.)

Evan Ross did NOT understand why people kept asking him about Curious George.

Julianne Hough arrives (or leaves) the 67th Primetime Emmy Awards.

If you're wondering where the rest of Naomi Grossman's dress is...

...You might ask Christina Milian.

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello arrive on the Emmy's red carpet.

Both Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright were up for Best Actor awards, but it wasn't in the "Cards."

George R. R. Martin was freed from his hyperbaric writing chamber just long enough to scoop up an Emmy for Outstanding Drama Series. Martin has pretty much admitted he's just rewriting the storyline from "Falcon Crest" but giving everyone swords and English accents.

It's official. Carson Daly has been acknowledged with an Emmy, and then the sky turned dark and oceans turned to blood.

It's a bummer that Stephen Merchant didn't take home an Emmy for writing, but he really seemed to take the loss in stride.

Reality star and model Nicole Murphy looks like she's on the prowl at the Governors Ball for the 67th Primetime Emmy Awards.

Finally, actor, writer and director Brad Hall gets to hoist an Emmy. At least until his wife gets back from the can.

The trick to Emmy hunting is to keep the light in their eyes until you can get the rope around them.

In a risky attempt to appear more in line with the "commoners," Hillary Clinton went on the "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" and pulled the old "pull my hair and I'll give you a surprise" gag.

Suddenly, Donald Trump felt pretty good about the fact that he didn't wash his hands after a particularly nasty pre-debate bathroom visit.

"Yes, there is a little food stuck in your teeth. Are you going to finish that?"

Trump backed down from his earlier comments about Carly Fiorina, saying, "She's got a beautiful face and she's a beautiful woman." But he remembered to keep his eyes locked on her flag pin to avoid looking her in the face and turning to stone.

"The men's room? Sure. Just go through that door marked 'No Re-entry'."

"Hair and makeup? Sure. It's just through that door, right next to the bathroom."

Scott Walker was impressed, he'd never actually heard an entire anti-Planned Parenthood rant in one, single belch.

"You know, I can heal those ears for you."

"Would it be too late to join the undercard debate?"

"What do you mean, 'it's over'? All I did was go to the bathroom."

Coming this fall...

Actress Kate Mara attends a premiere for "Man Down" on day 6 of the Toronto International Film Festival at Roy Thomson Hall on Tuesday, Sept. 15.

Actress Reem Kadem attends the "Man Down" premiere.

Meta-modernist and co-star Shia LaBeouf made the "Man Down" premiere with his usual look of having a wild hair up -- somewhere...

Which he then tried to produce on the red carpet.

The movie, based on the critically acclaimed novel, follows the lives of a well-to-do family of Iranian Jews during and after the Iranian revolution which ousted the Shah and established the Islamic republic. There is also a subplot involving a couple sizable fatwas.

Adrien Brody plays Isaac, the husband to Hayek's character, and from the look of things, he can't wait to get his hands on a couple Golden Globes (or better) for their performances in the film.

Iranian-born actors Houshang Touzie and Shohreh Aghdashloo also star in the film.

Gerard Butler attended the premier but, for some reason, would not stop "motor boating."

Jeremy Scott and British model Stella Maxwell attend the premiere of "Jeremy Scott: The People's Designer" at the Paris Theatre on Tuesday, Sept. 15, in New York.

Actress, singer and model Bella Thorne gets a little cheeky on the "Jeremy Scott" red carpet.

Model Alina Baikova was lured to the "Jeremy Scott" premiere with the promise of Virginia Slims and finger sandwiches.

Other attendees were promised photos with these lifelike cutouts of Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton Rothschild.

Nickelodeon actress and singer Victoria Justice was there...

As was "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip" star, Bella Thorne.

After setting box office records (for indifference), they're already talking about a sequel, "Jeremy Scott: The Guy People Really Hate."

Fashion director Nicola Formichetti and his pal, Lady Gaga, attend the Brandon Maxwell Spring/Summer 2016 show during Fashion Week. We have no idea what they talked about so we've improvised how we think their conversation went:

Gaga: "Aren't you the guy behind the Diesel fashion label?" Formichetti: "Yeah, when I wasn't collaborating with you."

Gaga: "I think it's starting. Do you like that outfit by Brandon Maxwell?" Formichetti: "I think she just works here. I'm not sure."

Gaga: "So, you're from Italian-Japanese descent. Do you think that multicultural background has had an influence on your work?" Formichetti: "I think we just missed another model."

Gaga: "Could you stop digging in your nose? We're in public." Formichetti: "I was just scratching."

Gaga: "Stop it."

Gaga: "Oh, I totally dig that!" Formichetti: "Yeah, it has good lines."

Gaga: "My stomach is really upset. We should go before I ruin this place." Formichetti: "Alright."

Gaga: "What th... I just totally walked into this wall! Why would they make it black?" Formichetti: "OMG, are you OK?" Gaga: "I almost killed myself."

Michael Kors and "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For" actress Jaime King attend the New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2016 Michael Kors Gold Collection Fragrance Launch in New York.

Rumor has it Kors continued launching fragrances all evening.

"Crisis" and the upcoming "Goosebumps" actress Halston Sage attends the Kors Gold Collection Fragrance Launch on Sunday, Sept. 13, in New York.

If it stinks like fashion, these less-than-Wild Boys are there. Duran Duran performed music from their soon-to-be-released album.

Daughter of Duran Duran's John Taylor, Atlanta de Cadenet Taylor turned a few heads (probably belonging to the other members of Duran Duran) in this shear number.

Victoria's Secret model Jacquelyn Jablonski showed up to get a snootful of what Kors was selling.

Current Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio sports the perfect pants for fragrance launching.

Model/actress Kate Upton busted into the Kors odor occasion wearing a stylized animal print.

Russia's version of Donald Trump, Vladimir Doronin, attends the Kors event with England's version of Bullwinkle's Natasha, Naomi Campbell.

Actors Luke Evans, from left, Eiisabeth Moss, Tom Hiddleston and Jeremy Irons attend the premiere for "High-Rise" on day 4 of the Toronto International Film Festival at the Elgin Theatre on Sunday, Sept. 13.

Moss plays a tenant in a futuristic, all-inclusive and isolated high-rise where petty annoyances cause civility to crumple (essentially, it's an episode of "Big Brother"). The film also stars Sienna Miller.

"Clash of the Titans" actress Agyness Deyn lets it all hang out as she attends the premiere of "Sunset Song" on day 4 of the Toronto International Film Festival.

Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of "Equals" at the Princess of Wales theatre on day 4 of the Toronto International Film Festival.

"Equals" is a film about a future society where people are emotionless, and those with emotions are eradicated (a role Stewart seems perfect for).

Things get a little awkward when someone asks if Stewart is still sleeping with her directors or co-stars.

Gigi Hadid walks in the Tommy Hilfiger Spring/Summer 2016 show during Fashion Week on Monday, Sept. 14, in New York.

Hilfiger boldly predicts women will be wearing bathing suits in 2016.

Instantly all the models were sporting the "knit chic" swimwear.

Model Hadid splashes through a pool, apparently filled with water from New York's East River.

Rita Ora attends the World Premiere of "Jeremy Scott: The People's Designer", presented by The Vladar Company at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Tuesday, Sept. 8, in Hollywood.

"Jeremy Scott: The People's Designer" is a documentary starring Jeremy Scott (duh), Miley Cyrus, Jared Leto, Rihanna, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton and other personalities that form the flakey, empty calorie-saturated crust of pop culture. And Skrillex is all about the crust.

The film follows the story of Jeremy Scott's ascent from a shirtless boy from a small town in Missouri to the shirtless designer of Katy Perry's Super Bowl Half Time show costumes.

Seriously, does this clown even own a shirt? Mr. Scott, we get it, you don't eat carbs.

Willow Smith expresses her creative use of makeup while attending the Scott sassumentary. And that's fine, as long as she doesn't start singing.

Celebrity do-nothing Dita Von Teese can't resist the cameras.

English model Liberty Ross seems to be unable to resist billionaire Jimmy Iovine.

Jeremy Scott and Katy Perry pose during their handprint ceremony (which, we're told, is legally required in California).

Katy Perry shows what a dirty girl she can be!

Oops, the officials have determined Ms. Perry's handprint cement wasn't quite ready and she'll need to do it again.

...And we're holding...

And then, she saw him...

...And he saw her...

...And then he was gone...

...Just like Jeremy Scott's shirt.

Question: What do you do to stand out at the carnal carnival of smut that has become the MTV Video Music Awards? Do you stick your tongue out, make an obscene gesture, or both?

Do you and your crew just dance till it hurts?

Do you wonder what all those flashing lights are?

Do you go it alone, or do you hire movers?

Do you believe there's any escaping genetics?

Do you worry about explosive decompression (or at least a jailbreak)?

Do you leave it at sideboob?

Do you really think anyone's looking at your shoes?

Do you think you're getting home without at least a speeding ticket?

Did you forget "moron"?

Do you make sure the glitter doesn't cause skin irritation before slathering it on?

Do you stick with your "besties", or do you single one out and destroy her?

Do you get all "inked" (because you look 14 and everyone knows only real "gangstas" get tattoos)?

Do you pretend to be unimpressed that you received an invitation, even though your career is pretty much over?

Do you think heavy leather and hot studio lights are a good combination, hygiene-wise?

Do you tell your pops not to sweat it, because you GOT this?

Do you think there's a bathroom nearby?

Do you think Johnny Depp will mind?

Do you dress like you don't even care?

Do you dress like you care too much (or that you were squeezed out of a dog that ate foil)?

Do you not have to do anything because you've already stripped into a string bikini on television in Times Square for a career boost?

Do you wonder why Madonna even bothers to show up anymore?

Do you know how desperate you look?

Do you get a boob job?

Do you think anyone even remembers what the "M" is for?

Do you realize the only way you'll top yourself next year is by having sex on stage with an albino dwarf in a tank full of piranha swimming in Kim's liposucked rump fat, while undergoing sexual reassignment surgery conducted by The Weekend's hair and a statue of Baphomet? We'll be watching.

Question: What do you do to stand out at the carnal carnival of smut that has become the MTV Video Music Awards?

Do you wear skin tight latex?

Do you wear skin tight latex with inflatable letters that spell out "Do It"?

Do you wear the "Do It" dress even though you weren't sure what "Doit" meant when you bought it?

Do you smoke marijuana, wherever you want, because it's edgy (and your parents don't completely hate you yet)?

Do you show a little leg?

Do you show a little skin?

Do you show a lot of skin?

Do you basically just show up naked?

Do you even care anymore?

Do you declare your own definition of style at the risk of looking stupid?

Do you steer clear of controversy (and your embarrassing brother) because acting stupid in public can still affect your bottom line?

Do you sport traditional styles in garish colors because you're SO creative, you just can't help yourself.?

Do you know she's still only 17?

Do you load up on diazepam because your spouse's problems keep getting bigger?

Do you think you're going to need to get a lot more diazepam?

If you don't recognize any of these people, don't worry, it's probably because you have a job and still contribute to society.

If you do recognize these amazingly attractive people then, yay!, you know it's time to celebrate television's daytime stars at the Television Academy's Emmy Daytime Peer Group Celebration at the Montage Beverly Hills on Wednesday, Aug. 26.

"General Hospital's" own Donna Mills poses with actor-turned-producer Larry Gilman. Larry Gilman fun fact: His first role was in the film "Death Wish" and he later played G.I. #1 in an episode of M*A*S*H.

"I promise you, I can't even tell it's not your hair."

"General Hospital's" Elena Tovar, left and less-successful actress Alexandra Bard chat at the party.

"The Bold" star Fred Willard poses with his wife, "the Beautiful" Mary Lovell.

While Sofia Pernas is "Young", Melissa Claire Egan appears to be "Restless." Their show, "The Young and the Restless" tied with "Days of Our Lives" for the Outstanding Drama Series Emmy.

Producer and actress Celeste Fianna picked up an Emmy for the internet series "The Bay."

"The Young and the Restless" actress and Grand Rapids-born Stacy Haiduk should try out for a part in "The Young and the Dressless."

"General Hospital's" Elena Tovar could be in love with Robert Palmer Watkins, but will he have Brytni Sarpy's baby before the rabies kills her?

Celebrity Buzz Fun Challenge: Make your own caption for this photo without using the words Gary, Shandling, eyebrows or gold digger. Now share it with your friends.

Thursday, Aug. 20, was a huge night for a couple of reasons. Firstly, because the TCL Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles hosted the premiere of "We Are Your Friends," secondly, Emily Ratajkowski was there.

Zac Efron, seen here with the amazing Emily Ratajkowski, stars in the film as an aspiring DJ who is caught between his friend's expectations and a forbidden romance, but you should see it anyway.

Model and actress Emily Ratajkowski brought two of her major assets to the film; her experience from her roles on "iCarly" and the depth she brought to "Gone Girl."

Zac Efron greets his girlfriend and appears to be desperately trying to remember her name.

Director/Co-Writer Max Joseph thinks Emily Ratajkowski's stories are hilarious. Maybe she's going to be a big comedy star. (That guy in the background sees it.)

"Straight Outta Compton's" Aldis Hodge appears to have seriously injured his hands. We hope he's OK. Anyway...

Buzz on the street: Emily Ratajkowski is probably looking at an Oscar for this film. She definitely has the Golden Globes wrapped up.

Wonder what they're talking about?

Kirby Bliss Blanton. You may have seen her on TV, or not.

Zac Efron ignores fans while his co-star hangs out.

That's right, Zac. Just try to look away.

Internet comedian and Vine video star Brittany Furlan plays Sara in the film.

"Step Up" (we didn't see it, either) star Briana Evigan attends the "We Are Your Friends" premiere. The more, the merrier.

Justin Bieber slipped into a dress and worked it hard with his dance crew at the 2015 Billboard Hot 100 Music Festival on Sunday, Aug. 23, in Wantagh, N.Y.

Gangsta!

Bieber was joined by his "Where Are U Now" co-star Skrillex, widely considered the Corey Feldman of electronic music.

There was some disrobing and then the kung fu fighting started.

"Is that your moms screaming out there?" "Naw, it's just 50 Cent. 'Sup dog?"

Nicki Minaj and her "lady" friends took the Billboard Hot 100 stage in an apparent foul mood. Clearly they were put off by the fact that someone made off with their clothes, forcing them to perform in their underpants.

But in a happy turn of events, Minaj delivered a new posse member -- right on stage! The rapper and dancer are said to be doing fine.

Recording artist The Weeknd may not be contributing any songs to Donald Trump's campaign, but his hair is rumored to be a big fan.

Dang, that Bieber rolls with a hard crew!

Billboard Hot 100 Music fact: Rapper Lil Wayne did not base his famous look on a 14-year-old girl's social studies notebook. (But you'd never know.)

Christina Milian performed at the 2015 Billboard Hot 100 Music Festival.

Rumor has it she sang, as well.

Billboard Hot 100 Music fact: Dancer asphyxiation is one sign that you've worn too much cologne.

"We're the Millers" Stars Kathryn Hahn and Jennifer Aniston (fresh off her Bora Bora honeymoon) are reunited for "She's Funny That Way," the story of a love triangle between a playwright, his wife, her ex and a call girl-turned-actress.

Actress Mena Suvari attends the Los Angeles premiere of "She's Funny That Way" at Harmony Gold Theatre on Wednesday, August 19.

Actress and "Funny" Executive producer Christa Campbell arrives at the LA premiere.

"She's Funny That Way" star Imogen Poots -- even when she's chatting up co-star Kathryn Hahn.

Poots was voted Best Actress by the Hollywood Names That Sound Like Farts Council for three years straight (followed by William Shatner, Kelly Ripa and Queen Latifah).

Movie premieres are a great place to socialize and joke around with your brother, at least until Dorff shows up and coughs all over you.

"Funny" star Illeana Douglas attends the premiere. She's rumored to be in talks to star in "Big Eyes 2: Even Bigger Eyes."

Kathryn Hahn seemed to be on a hugging binge during the premiere, seen here in an uncomfortable lock on Jennifer Aniston.

Maybe she really is "funny that way."

Actress & Singer Molly Ringwald performs with her band at the Jazz Cafe in central London on Wednesday, Aug. 19.

Members of Little Mix, from left, Perri Edwards, Jade Thirlwall, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Jesy Nelson participate in a global live-streamed fan event to herald the death of music at the Peacock Lounge at 30 Rockefeller Plaza on Wednesday, Aug. 19, in New York.

Sun worshipper and human baked potato George Hamilton attends the premiere of "Being Evel" with his ex-wife, Model Alana Stewart, at the ArcLight Cinemas on Wednesday, Aug. 19, in Los Angeles.

Actors Zac Efron and Emily Ratajkowski attend the "We Are Your Friends" special screening after party at Marquee on Tuesday, Aug. 18, in New York.

During the Independence Day festivities in Jakarta, Indonesian men climb greased poles to retrieve prizes such as bicycles and rice cookers. At least, that's the reason they give.

John Leguizamo, Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, her legs, Connie Britton, Topher Grace and Tony Hale line up at the world premiere of Lionsgate's "American Ultra" on Tuesday, August 18, in Los Angeles.

Handlers use the sound of squeaky toys to encourage Stewart to move along the red carpet.

Kristen Stewart reunites with her "Twilight Sage" co-star, Grand Rapids-born Taylor Lautner.

Stewart must be answering a media inquiry about her other "Twilight Sage" co-star Robert Pattinson. (We blurred her response because that kind of vulgarity is beneath us.)

Stewart interacts with fans while a handler interacts with more than he could have hoped for.

Actor Emile Hirsch appears in court on Monday, Aug. 17, 2015, in Park City, Utah, after pleading guilty to misdemeanor assault after being accused of putting a female studio executive in a chokehold at a Utah nightclub during the Sundance Film Festival. Hirsch will spend 15 days in jail, pay a $4,750 fine and do 50 hours of community service. If he completes the sentence, he'll be allowed to finish what he started.

Actress Gabrielle Union and her NBA star husband Dwyane Wade attend the Launch of the Samsung Galaxy S6 edge+ and Galaxy Note5 event held at The Lot Studios on Tuesday, Aug. 18, in West Hollywood.

Ryan Cabrera shows his two favorite things to put in his nose.

Relax, Tyrese Gibson isn't flashing gang signs. As far as our research shows the reinforced "V" sign is merely to communicate the intent to purchase black market Viagra.

Chrissy Teigen attends the Launch of the Samsung Galaxy S6 edge+ and Galaxy Note5 Event.

Teigen then moved her head to the left.

Then she turned. (You saw it here first!)

Black Eyed Peaster Apl.de.ap had to agree to change his name to "Sam Sung" before he was allowed into the event.

Retired neurosurgeon and Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson attends a rally in Phoenix where he described the first time he really messed with someone's mind.

Russian President Vladimir Putin rides in a bathyscaphe as it plunges into the Black sea along the coast of Crimea, Tuesday, Aug. 18, 2015. Before boarding the submersible Putin vowed he'd, "kill Mr. Bond."

Saturday, August 16, was the airing of Fox's Teen Choice Awards 2015. It's a yearly chance for teenagers to express, through voting, what their billions of dollars in discretionary spending expresses daily -- that they really need to read more.

On the bright side, they do reinforce hyper-sexualized forms of unattainable beauty.

It turns out 5 Seconds of Summer is this group's name and not their suggested expiration date.

Zendaya looked stunning at the Teen Choice Awards, which was a shame…

…Because nobody recognized her without her signature dope face.

Britney Spears thought this was an event for younger kids so she wore a nursing top.

Video blogger Bethany Mota accepts the award for Choice Web Star: Female.

Singer Laura Marano seems to have a hard time getting her head around giving an award to someone who doesn't sing, act, write or direct – but makes videos of the clothing she bought (singers are so dumb).

Rocky Lynch, Ross Lynch, Rydel Lynch, Ellington Ratliff and Riker Lynch all have names that start with "R", so they call themselves R5, which is representative of the creative powerhouse that is the Teen Choice Awards.

Wiz Khalifa's son Sebastian Taylor Thomaz kept his shirt closed and wouldn't show any tattoos or piercings. Looks like this apple fell far from the tree.

Sarah Hyland tripped when taking the stage to present the Choice Comedian award but the "Modern Family" star just took it stride. After all, nothing is embarrassing when you're wearing gold butt-in-front shorts.

Britney Spears actually won the Choice Style Icon award. Maybe they need a Doughy Bygone Bimbo award.

Austin Mahone has much love for the number two. Lets hope he doesn't hurt himself.

Some fashion choices can't be unworn.

Ellen DeGeneres accepted the Choice Comedian award. In a touching moment, DeGeneres addressed all the freaks in the audience. "What makes you different right now, makes you stand out later in life. You should be proud of being different and of who you are," she said. And maybe inside, she added, "Except you, Britney. Put some clothes on, you're disgusting and there's something wrong with you..."

But people don't really talk like that.

But the evening wasn't a complete affirmation of the death of pop culture; in an emotional moment, Vin Diesel and the stars of the "Fast and Furious" franchise payed tribute to Paul Walker with touching grunts, gang signs and poses.

Sarah Silverman brings out the big guns for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Annual Grants Banquet at the Beverly Wilshire hotel on Thursday, Aug. 13, in Beverly Hills.

Happy birthday to Halle Berry. The Academy Award winner turns 49 today. Berry was one of the event's presenters which awards financial grants to non-profit entertainment-related organizations and scholarship programs.

Joe Manganiello is just gaga for grants banquets (which would be funny if he were engaged to Lady Gaga, but he's not).

Sarah Silverman accepts a grant on behalf of Outfest, San Francisco Silent Film Festival, University of California Berkeley Film Archive and the International Documentary Association while John Krasinski tries to remember if he's married.

Dakota Johnson arrives at the banquet. The "Fifty Shades of Grey" star only wore one shade of blue, and here it is.

Andrew Garfield is clearly getting into character for his starring role as Mario in the upcoming "Donkey Kong" trilogy.

Poop check.

!

Speaking of which, Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he's gearing up for his next starring role in "Torment: The Irritable Bowel Story."

Silverman is one of those performers who carries a lot of baggage. "What are YOU looking at?"

We know what he's looking at.

What a smile on this guy! No wonder the ladies love him.

Egith van Dinther is a model, so it's not her fault she's facing the wrong way.

"What are YOU looking at?"

"Yeah, what ARE you looking at?"

Actress Vanessa Lachey and Bresha Webb came to the NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour to talk about their upcoming TV movie, "Truth Be Told".

Dolly Parton attended the NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour to talk about her upcoming NBC movie, "Coat of Many Colors," which will be "based on the songs, stories and inspiring life" of the country music legend. Alyvia Lind, left, will star as a young Dolly Parton (with a lot of CGI work, we assume).

co-star Ricky Schroder arrives at the NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour to talk about his role in "Coat of Many Colors" as her "left one". The role of "right one" has yet to be cast.

Wesley Snipes is also rumored to be in the Parton film, starring as a young, vampire-killing Al Roker.

David Lee Roth performs with Van Halen at Jones Beach Theater on Thursday, Aug. 13, in Wantagh, N.Y. You know what they say about men wearing Spandex?...

"Once you wear Spandex, you can never have straight sex." That isn't true; we only wrote it because it ryhmed. But you will go bald (it's science).

Victoria's Secret Angel, Sara Sampaio, launches the "Body By Victoria Collection" on August 13, in Houston, Texas.

The line was originally named "You'll Never Look this Good. Seriously, It Doesn't Matter What You Wear." but was changed after testing poorly with cross-dressers.

There was a leak at Tyson Food's largest poultry factory farm on mainland China, today.

Terrified genetically-modified "chick-mens" ran through the streets where thousands of starving Chinese workers tried desperately to eat them.

In a move to reverse his downward trend with women voters, Donald Trump has decided to make some changes in his organization.

To prove he believes in equal treatment for women, Trump has replaced his personal security detail with an all-female unit.

Each of the woman are highly trained in self-defense, threat assessment and conflict resolution.

Here, one of Trump's security staff speaks with Fox's Megyn Kelly about some of her inappropriate debate questions.

"See? This is what I'm saying, there's a lot of blood there."

The women on Trumps security detail also handle public relations. "When some fat pig or slob tries to get under my skin, these ladies use stress poses and pressure points to resolve the problem," Trump could have said.

Here, one of Trump's staff taunts Fox pollster Frank Luntz with his severed hair as she encourages him to put more care into selecting members of his focus groups. Trump suggests this method could also be used to motivate Mexico to pay for a wall.

"Just don't get any breast milk on me. It's disgusting."

Henry Cavill plays Napoleon Solo in Guy Ritchie's big-screen adaptation of "The Man from U.N.C.L.E."

Armie Hammer -- seen with his wife, actress Elizabeth Chambers -- plays KGB agent Illya Kuryakin who teams up with Solo to defeat the "Fantastic Four" by selling more movie tickets.

Director Guy Ritchie teams up with wife Jacqui Ainsley to make Madonna feel stupid for ever dumping him.

Stars Alicia Vikander and Elizabeth Debicki attend the premiere of "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." at the Ziegfeld Theatre on Monday, Aug. 10, in New York.

"Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" star Reeve Carney probably should have stuck with the spider-suit rather than borrowing a suit from Paul Reubens.

Sky Ferreira performs at Outside Lands Music Festival at Golden Gate Park on Sunday, August 9, in San Francisco.

Nate Ruess, who is rumored to be half toy poodle, takes a moment to cool down on the Outside Lands Music Festival stage.

James Bay pauses in mid-song to explain that he isn't Harry Styles and he can't get a message to him.

Eva Longoria attends HollyRod's 17th Annual DesignCare Gala held at The Lot Studios on Saturday, August 8, in West Hollywood. The event, hosted by Holly Robinson Peete and Rodney Peete, raises money to improve the quality of life of people with Parkinson’s or autism who have little or no health insurance and limited financial resources."

Chaz Dean, the Hollywood hairstylist and the focus of a lawsuit by several women alleging one of Dean's WEN hair products caused them to lose clumps of hair, and his eyeliner attended the HollyRod gala. Let's hope he doesn't donate any WEN products to the cause, Parkinson's and autism are bad enough.

While it looks more to be a nice day for a gray wedding, Billy Idol can still rock it at the Outside Lands Music Festival at Golden Gate Park on Saturday, August 8, in San Francisco.

guitarist Steve Stevens looks like he hasn't changed a hair (lost - yes, changed - no). He hasn't even grayed!

Forget "dancing," Billy Idol appears to be "napping" by himself.

Jamie Bell, from left, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller attend the premiere of "Fantastic Four" at the Williamsburg Cinemas on Tuesday, Aug. 4, in Brooklyn.

Miles Teller plays Mr. Fantastic, the guy that can stretch his parts. This may explain his stunning model girlfriend, Keleigh Sperry.

While they gets marks for style, Russia's colorectal screening methods still have a long way to go.

Greta Gerwig may be a great actress, but her name makes us think of earwigs and that's gross.

West Banksy?

Kermit the Frog takes a sip from his mug at "The Muppets" panel at the Disney/ABC Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Tuesday, Aug. 4, in Beverly Hills.

"Wait a second. Why do I smell frog dip?"

Joe Zee, Tyra Banks and Chrissy Teigen's cleavage participate in the "FABLife" panel at the Disney/ABC Summer TCA Tour at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Tuesday.

Tyra Banks looks like she couldn't make up her mind which dress to wear to the Disney ABC Television Group party.

But Teigen, apparently, had no problem deciding what not to wear (and it works).

"Black-ish" star Laurence Fishburne chose red (beats crocodile).

Regina King, a cast member in the television series "American Crime," chose intense eye pain.

"FABLife's" Chrissy Teigen, Tyra Banks and three other people are having a blast during a portrait shoot at the 2015 Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour.

Amber Valletta, a cast member in the television series "Blood and Oil," poses at the Disney ABC Television Group party.

"Scandal" star Kerry Washington welcomes "Quantico" star Priyanka Chopra to the Disney ABC Television Group party.

We think they're going to be great friends.

Chrissy Teigen, who has speaking roles on the show, participates in the "FABLife" panel (and she's great).

"Why didn't I not wear that!"

Teigen, again.

"Hmmph!"

Marilyn Manson performs in concert with The Smashing Pumpkins during the double billed “End Times Tour” at the Susquehanna Bank Center on Sunday, Aug. 2, in Camden, N.J. Manson painted a squiggle on his face so he'd stand out on stage.

Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins performed, but something was missing. Maybe Corgan should borrow from the Manson and adopt his own face squiggle?..

We've made this mock-up, merely as a suggestion.

The Lollapaloozers were out en masse at Grant Park on Saturday, August 1, as the festival landed in Chicago.

Organizer/Jane's Addiction front man Perry Farrell performs at Kidzapalooza, a family friendly two-day event featuring music and events aimed at introducing kids to hard drugs. (We made that last part up.)

Marina and the Diamonds performs on the Sprint Stage on Sunday, Aug. 2.

Marina's outfit looked amazing but certain pre-show dining could turn it into a Missy Elliott prop.

Canada's Jesse F. Keeler of the band Death From Above 1979 played the Samsung Galaxy Stage on Saturday.

Indie pop singer Ryn Weaver performs at the Lollapalooza Music Festival in Grant Park on Saturday, Aug. 1.

Weaver looks very comfortable on stage, although, We're not entirely comfortable with just how comfortable she feels.

Sam Smith headlined the Bud Light Stage on Saturday while Metallica on the opposite side of the festival. So all you dual Sam Smith/Metallica fans were forced to choose.

Charli XCX played a mid-day show on the Sprint Stage on Saturday.

Ever the crowd pleaser, Charli XCX showed a lot of leg during the performance...

...As did Chita Rivera when she played the PBS 2015 Summer TCA Tour, that cheeky tart!

British actress Helen Mirren, the one that's alive, poses with three wax figures of herself in celebration of her recent 70th birthday, at Madame Tussauds in central London, Thursday, July 30.

"Why are there fingerprints all over this one?"

Occasionally, Taylor Kitsch likes to confirm that, yes, he really is that good looking.

Actor and Scientology Super Freedom Medal of Valor winner Tom Cruise poses with director Christopher McQuarrie during a press conference for their new movie "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" in Seoul, South Korea, Thursday, July 30.

"That one. Check her for bugs and see if she'll marry me."

Cruise knew he was in danger. He could execute a perfect forward flip, taking out the gunman with a dart from his shoe gun, and throttling the big headed imposter with the microphone cord. But the voice in his ear piece kept screaming to ignore them, that they weren't real."

"Who told you I was dead?"

No, they're not dating. But imagine the name possibilities if they did.

BREAKING NEWS: An apparent heir to the "Dondi" fortune has been discovered. While the authorities haven't released his name yet, it's been confirmed that his mother is Modesty Blaise.

BREAKING NEWS: A piece of jet was found somewhere and CNN will be milking it for the next two months.

BREAKING NEWS: Investigators have confirmed for CNN that there's no one under the piece of wing.

Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Christina Applegate, Steele Stebbins, Skyler Gisondo, Chris Hemsworth and Ed Helms pose for themselves at the Premiere of "Vacation" on Monday, July 27, in Westwood, Calif.

Ed Helms stars in the critically panned reboot of the Vacation film series as Rusty Griswald, the son of Chevy Chase's iconic character.

"Vacation" star Christina Applegate hugs a fan at the premiere.

Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky arrive at the premiere.

Elizabeth Gillies is just great.

"I really appreciate this. With my arm like this it's hard to scratch in there."

Just shut up. We don't want to miss this.

David Faustino, who played himself on TV's "Real Husbands of Hollywood" poses with a woman and points to her abdomen, maybe in an attempt to explain where his career went.

Judges Tyra Banks and J. Roseannadanna Alexander attend the "America's Next Top Model" Cycle 22 Premiere Party at Greystone Manor on July 28, in Los Angeles.

Model Ava Capra made it to the party.

What's up, Toc (Tien, her name is Toc Tien.)?

Designer Eric Rosetti like to be known as "Mr. XXX".

He should be known as "Mr. Barn Door's Open."

Note to Bello: We know they're contacts, liar!

Contestant Bello Sanchez either thinks he's in a "Final Fantasy" video game or at the "America's Next Top Douchebag" party.

Oops, Devin forgot his shirt!

Phil Sullivan looks like he just slept on a beach and ate out of trash can.

"Dorito Girl" Jessica Serfaty just made some poor slob in a foam suit's day. This just in: Police are looking for a man in a foam suit.

"Southpaw" star (she played the Ringside Girl) Caitlin O'Connor made the premiere party for the show where past-season contestants have been plagued by scandals like robbery charges, prostitution, drug addiction and even murder. Now they can add Caitlin's time on "Tosh.0".

Ashley Molina rocks a modern take on a classic Trump hair style.

Richard just loves to play with his organ.

The situation at SeaWorld ended abruptly when park employees managed to get the killer whale to sneeze.

Sales of the recently discovered, unpublished book by the late author Dr. Seuss are reportedly slumping due to many fans being upset by the book's revelation that the Cat in the Hat was a racist.

Haley Lu Richardson arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "The Last Survivors," a post-apocalyptian film about a teenage girl who fights to protect the last working smart phone.

Actress Rochelle Vallese attends "The Last Survivors" premiere.

Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise attend the premiere of the summer blockbuster "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" in Times Square on Monday, July 27.

"Mission" star Rebecca Ferguson takes to the premiere's red carpet.

Alec Baldwin mocks his daughter Ireland "The Pig" Baldwin's fancy model posing.

Stephen Baldwin's daughter Hailey Baldwin sports a lot of leg on the red carpet. She's been linked romantically to Justin Bieber, so that's gross.

Model Sara Sampaio doesn't look too happy.

Then Ireland Baldwin was joined by cousin Hailey Baldwin.

...And suddenly, things were getting interesting.

And then Alec Baldwin's daughter, Ireland, got a smootch from Hailey Baldwin, daughter of the born-again Christian Stephen Baldwin.

Actor Jeremy Renner would like to stand over there.

The apple may not have fallen far from the tree, but it definitely bounced and rolled quite a bit.

Someone's looking for a couch to jump on! This is the greatest movie premiere, ever!

Stephen Baldwin's oldest daughter, Alaia Baldwin, poses with her cousin and her sister.

Her sinful, Hell-bound sister. "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" is in theaters Friday, July 31!

The newest brood of Victoria's Secret Angels launch the Body By Victoria campaign in Times Square on Tuesday, July 28, in New York. Because that's important to people trying to commute through Time Square.

When the models spot a camera, or something camera-shaped, they instinctively become manic and start gesticulating for the photographer's attention.

Each of the models was given a t-shirt with, we assume, their name on it. This probably helps with all the confusion of laundry day.

Scientists consider Victoria's Secret models some of the most dangerous models due to their savage mood swings and documented cannibalism. (Remember Naomi Campbell?)

Oh no! They've noticed us. In soft tones recite, "I'm so poor, I worry about bills. I like science. Let's talk about politics." Repeat this mantra until you're back in the safety of your domestic car or R.V.

Kari Wührer attends the "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" premiere at iPic Theaters Westwood on Wednesday, July 22, in Los Angeles. The movie franchise serves as a form of assistance to Hollywood's unemployable.

"Sharknado 3" and "Police Academy" cast member Michael Winslow is known as the "man of 10,000 sound effects..."

...We're guessing the majority of those sounds are different types of sobs.

Wikipedia describes Ariane Andrew (aka Cameron Lynn) as "an American professional wrestler, model, dancer, valet and singer." She won't be adding "actress" to that list because she's apparently not in the film.

Lou Ferrigno and director Anthony C. Ferrante hit the premiere's red carpet. We at Celebrity Buzz have been trying to understand the appeal of the "Sharknado" phenomenon. Fans love them because they celebrate bad movies (a noble cause) that are so bad they're good.

But the best of the worst films were never intended to be bad. Low budgets, bad acting and directorial ineptitude all contributed to make "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Battlefield Earth" and "Road House" the cinematic car crashes they turned out to be. Oh, that's Run-Down Julie Brown.

The once-not-sad Cindy Margolis arrived at the premiere vamping with a vacuum cleaner, which some thought was a play on the film's title (or that fact that it sucks)...

Reportedly, the appliance may have more to do with a psoriasis condition.

Beauty queen Jenna Sim sported the finest fish frock.

While many thought Lou Ferringno was playfully pretending to strangle Ann Coulter, but maybe the "Hulk" star was really just determining if the political harpy's enormous Adam's apple was real or not.

One-time Playmate and veteran of the first "Sharknado," Julie McCullough, went outside wearing this.

Star of soft-core hits like, "Feisty Bondage Heroines," "Sexy Squirming Squealers" and "Double Trouble for Tied Up Girlfriends" Erika Jordan plays a NASA engineer in the film.

South African-born model Genevieve Morton put in a stunning performance as "Guest at the White House." Remember her name for awards season.

English soul singer Joss Stone performs on stage at The Fonda Theatre on Thursday, July 23, in Los Angeles.

Of course, no one seems to remember that Joss Stone has been stealing from black musicians before Iggy Aazlea was even a pear-shaped gleam in her father's eye.

Cara Delevigne, the singer-turned-model-turned-actress who perfected the beauty sneer, arrives for the premiere of "Paper Towns" on Tuesday, July 21, in New York.

Delevigne is rumored to sleep in a traction harness to keep the weight from her enormously heavy eyebrows from breaking her neck.

Adapted from a novel by "The Fault in Our Stars" author John Green, the story centers on Quentin (Nat Wolff) who falls for his mysterious neighbor Margo (Delevigne) after they share a night of mischief. When Margo disappears, Quentin and his friends follow cryptic clues that lead them to Margo (there, we just ruined it).

"Paper Towns" actress Halston Sage arrives at the premiere.

Model Joan Smalls stopped by the premiere to support her friend Delevigne.

And what premiere isn't better when Jonathan and Drew Scott, HGTV's "Property Brothers" attend?

And suddenly, Cara looked up from ignoring a fan, and knew a "Property" sandwich was probably in her future...

...But Jonathan (or Drew) knew he couldn't share those Delevigne delights. Funeral arraingments for the dead one will be forthcoming from HGTV, home of "The Property Brother."

Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler attend the premiere of Netflix's new original series, "Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp", at the SVA Theater on Wednesday, July 22, in New York.

"WHAS:FDOC's" Lake Bell wore her signature rocket pants to the premiere. The series will also star Janeane Garofalo, Jason Schwartzman, Christopher Meloni, Bradley Cooper, Molly Shannon, Elizabeth Banks, David Hyde Pierce and Judah Friedlander, to name a few.

Jared Eng, the gossip blogger known for his positive take on the vacuous world of celebrity, threw his amazing 2015 Summer Bash -- and you weren't invited.

The party, attended by a steady flow of red carpet flotsam (like Disney's Peyton List), was held at a private residence on Saturday, July 18.

Did Nicole Scherzinger hook up with James Maslow at the party? (You're in the wrong place if you care.)

Nick Cannon's reported girlfriend Jasmine Sanders and everybody's favorite albino model Shaun Ross made the party.

Bella and sister, Kaili Thorne, turned more than a few heads (no doubt due to their awful choices in footwear).

What's wrong with Gene Simmons (aside from when he speaks), he never taught his kid how to dress for a pool party?

Oh, he thought it was a "tool" party.

"Bring It On: All or Nothing's" Francia Raisa really should see someone about her back problems.

Uh-oh! It's not a party until beautiful people start frolicking and getting wet for the cameras!

"Please let me in. I won't drink anything, I'll just sip from the pool."

Disney debutantes Sofia Carson and Chloe Bridges maintained their perfect appearances for the party.

According to Justjared.com the guests were served Jose Cuervo margaritas in five delicious flavors -- classic lime, strawberry lime, peach, mango and the perspiration squeezed from the countless aspiring actors that weren't pretty enough to get in.

Are Gregg Sulkin and Bella Thorne an item? Stay tuned to find out!

CW star Robbie Amell shows girlfriend Italia Ricci how much he sucks.

"The Secret Life of the American Teenager's" Renee Olstead made a big splash at the bash (without even getting wet).

You'd think after "Sharknado," Cassie Scerbo would be afraid of getting back in the water (or even just going outside).

Well, it's time for pilates and vomiting*. See you next time at Just Jared's. *Alleged

Because professional athletes are usually incapable of speaking coherently, yet alone being charming, the ESPY Awards rolled out the celebrities to save the audience from three hours of grunts, obnoxious bragging and groin touching (which we all agree should stay in hip hop world, where it belongs).

Caitlyn Jenner was presented with the Arthur Ashe award for courage. Many people were unhappy with Jenner getting the award, but they clearly haven't watched enough "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" to see what she had to put up with.

Host Joel McHale stands by as Ken Jeong seems to be suffering from a "Hangover," just like everyone who watched the last two.

Halle Berry presents the Pat Tillman award for service.

Jake Gyllenhaal then presented the Halle Berry award for black leather minis.

Nate Ruess sang a touching, if not overly dramatic, song about conquering his fear of undressing in locker rooms.

But in the end, even Britney Spears seemed to understand the need for the ESPY Awards. Because who doesn't love them some overpaid men (and women) in pajamas, running and throwing balls around until someone gets hurt?

Iggy Azalea performs at the Le Festival d'ete de Quebec on Sunday, July 12. Azalea went public this year about her breast augmentation surgery, having first kept it secret so female fans wouldn't feel bad about their bodies...

Does that mean she's going to hit the meat slicer so all her "small booty" fans can also feel better about their bodies?

Beautiful ladies showed up in droves when SWIMMIAMI held auditions for swimwear models at W South Beach Hotel.

Model fact: The average model can exude more than three times their weight in sass each day!

Swimwear designer Francesca Aiello of Frankies Bikinis attends the model casting call At W South Beach.

Swimwear designer Francesca Aiello of Frankies Bikinis is still attending the model casting call At W South Beach. The inclusion of this repeat image was a mistake and should be ignored. So just go ahead and stop looking at it.

Model fact: A small group of models is called a "gaggle" while large gatherings of models are called a "club you can't get into."

"...and do you have any allergies to Photoshop?"

Model fact: When cornered by a model in the wild, you can avoid injury by either claiming to be one of "Taylor's peeps" and sneaking away while she tries to figure out why she doesn't know you, or you can spray them with over-the-counter perfume (although the second method can leave serious burns).

Model fact: If you stitched all the models together end-to-end, you'd be some kind of monster!

Model fact: Most models are not born beautiful. They are small and chubby and usually take several days to become snotty and narcissistic.

Model fact: Models tend to eat grass and small amounts of dust. Heavier foods, like food, can cause their intestines to bind up and they have to be put down.

Stars Bill Hader and Amy Schumer attend the world premiere of "Trainwreck" at Alice Tully Hall on Tuesday, July 14, in New York.

Star and writer Schumer plays a commitment-phobic career woman who may have to face her fears, with plenty of side boob, when she meets a good guy.

Cliff "Method Man" Smith seems to have a problem smiling during the premiere.

The mechanics are basically there but the effect is tragic.

Rachel Dratch shows him how it's done.

Marisa Tomei, who plays The Dog Owner in the film, follows suit.

Schumer seems to use her power of necromancy to animate Leslie Mann's lifeless form...

Maybe she can do the same for Mann's acting skills (come on, you saw "The Other Woman.")

LeBron James, with wife Savannah Brinson, tested his newfound acting skills by playing himself in the film.

"We Need To Talk About Kevin" stars Ezra Miller and Tilda Swinton kept the weird quota up at the "Trainwreck" premiere.

WWE wrestlers Brie Bella and Nikki Bella present four of the best parts of the "Trainwreck" premiere.

A receptionist dinosaur robot performs at the new Henn na Hotel, in Sasebo, southwestern Japan. The hotel, “manned” almost totally by robots to save labor costs, reportedly had awful room service but the wake up calls are amazing.

Florida officials think they've identified the source of beach erosion.

While lawmakers debate passing a Greek austerity bill, former finance minister Yanis Varoufakis seems to be passing something far more sinister.

A journalist climbs a ladder that descends down the hole in Mexico that Donald Trump has dug for himself.

Eddie Van Halen of Van Halen performs at the Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre on Tuesday, July 14, in Irvine, Calif.

David Lee Roth flashes his yakuza-inspired tattoos to the crowd, leaving many to wonder why he didn't just tattoo some more hair on his head.

Of course, balding or not, the Van Halen front man has to be happy he's earning a steady paycheck again.

Chrissy Teigen and Julianne Hough displayed their talent along with some skin during Spike TV's "Lip Sync Battle Live" in Central Park on Monday, July 13.

Two-time "Dancing with the Stars" winner Hough showed off her moves while lip syncing a medley of Sarah McLachlan songs.

Not to be outdone, Chrissy Teigen held the audience's attention while farting the alphabet.

Dancer Julianne Hough stepped the action up a notch with an oral dissertation on geopolitical stratagems conducted by rogue nations.

Then she recited the first 10,000 digits of pi. Certainly, not a record but impressive all the same.

A ferociously competitive Teigen countered by pulling a scientist from the crowd and ripped his clothes off using only her cleavage.

Hunter and political activist Ted Nugent, left, and Hoda Kotb were breathless when they finally decreed the contest a tie.

Musical contributor Danny Elfman arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "The End of the Tour" at the Writers Guild Theater, on Monday, July 13, in Beverly Hills.

Stars Jason Segel and Jesse Eisenberg share congratulatory fumbling at "The End of the Tour" premiere. The film, about the five-day interview between Rolling Stone reporter David Lipsky and acclaimed novelist David Foster Wallace, doesn't feature any superheroes. Seriously.

Hip hop model and pro bowling display Amber Rose is seen (and then some) at the 10th Annual All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party at Le Jardin in Los Angeles on Monday, July 13.

Guests attending the Kickoff Party were encouraged to take selfie photos with these trophy wife standees.

Is this another promotion for "Ant Man?" No, it's Ryan Seacrest in the "Knock Knock Live" pop up event in New York. Celebrities would knock on a stranger's door and leave Ryan Seacrest on their stoop, just to see if anyone would notice.

"The Gallows" might be a scary movie but could it be any more horrible than this many Giffords and Jenners being in the same place?

Could "Gallows" star Pfeifer Brown look cuter? No, she couldn't, so go to the next photo already.

Funny gal and apparent internet bikini lady Brittany Furlan arrives at Los Angeles premiere of "The Gallows" held at Hollywood High School.

People are who they are and we should accept and embrace that. But what's the P.C. policy on capes?

Like hydrothermal tube worms from the ocean depths, Maddi Bragg seems to be a newly discovered life form that exists only on the internet.

Downtown with Pfeifer Brown!

"Oh snap! I thought you were my dad."

What could be a better way to celebrate America's independence than with Paris Hilton in a liberty-inspired bikini top in Las Vegas?

Hilton proved she's still got it, doing a little DJing at the Venetian Casino's TAO Beach, while tens of onlookers recorded the event on their smartphones.

Hilton then retired to the TAO smoker's lounge where she campaigned to be the first woman on U.S. currency. (She has enough of it, she may as well be on it.)

Erykah Badu performed at the 2015 Essence Music Festival Concert at the New Orleans' Superdome on Saturday, July 4. In honor of our independence she wore a Lincoln stove-pipe hat, a blanket similar to the one George Washington sat on to watch the first fireworks show and some of Ben Franklin's creepy-pimp jewelry.

Common hit the Essence stage with a vicious rap about brotherhood, window box gardens or grandmothers. We weren't really listening.

Missy Elliott had an awkward night when she was cut off in mid-song when her "Pass That Dutch" went past that allotted time. She returned to "Work It" at the end of the show.

Usher brought some extra sass with a shirt that crossed out "July Fourth" in lieu of "Juneteenth," the name for the 19th of June, 1865, when Union soldiers landed in Galveston, TX, to announce the end of the Civil War. He also sported his flying squirrel pants but those probably didn't mean anything.

…And then he danced his tiny, little heart out!

The Dalai Lama turns 80 on Monday. He took the opportunity to speak during the Peak Mind Foundation celebration to extol the virtues of simple living, analytic meditation and dressing like a lady.

"NCIS's" LL Cool J returned to his roots on the RFK Stadium stage with his updated, "Doin' It, Occasionally," "Mama Said Don't Get So Worked Up, You'll Give Yourself a Heart Attack" and "Around the Way Nurse."

The unstoppable Mick Jaggar...

…And the Soggy Bottom Boys played at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on July 4th.

OH! He'll be paying for that move in the morning.

British singer Charlotte Aitchison, better known by her stage name Charli XCX, performed on the main stage at Wireless festival in Finsbury Park, London, Sunday, July 5.

Charli CX sang the heck out all the lyrics she could remember.

U.S singer Ciara Harris, better known by her stage name Ciara, performed on the second stage at Wireless festival.

British singer Jessie Jurkiewicz*, better known by her stage name Jessie J, performed on the Wireless festival main stage. *Unconfirmed

Jessie took a break in her set to hit the throne.

Janet Jackson accepts the ultimate Icon: Music Dance Visual award at the BET Awards at the Microsoft Theater on Sunday, June 28, in Los Angeles.

Brandy Norwood Roseannadanna arrives at the BET Awards.

Ciara looks good stalking the BET Awards' red carpet.

Robin Thicke performed a tribute to Smokey Robinson at the BET Awards, "Can I get sued for this?"

Sean "Diddy" Combs and (not so) Lil' Kim perform for the BET Awards crowd.

"I'd like to perform a new song I wrote. Don't bother singing along, it won't be familiar to you. Because it's totally original, written by just me, in a dark room, without any other music on."

E-40, bigger, and Big Sean, littler, perform.

Ciara performed a tribute to Janet Jackson and Crohn's Disease.

Janelle Monae performed a moving tribute to the "Tron" films.

"Empire" star Veronika Bozeman dressed to the nines (well, twos) as she and Tyrese arrive at the BET Awards on Sunday, June 28, in Los Angeles.

"Hey, let's sing 'Baby Got Back'!" "Let's not."

Oh snap!

Toni Braxton's little sister, Tamar Braxton, performs at the BET Awards.

Rihanna took the BET stage to introduce a trailer for her new video, "B---- Better Have My Money."

Serayah, the one you're looking at, and Bryshere Y. Gray perform at the BET Awards

"I told you not to chew gum before we came out here!"

Due to what it's calling "a profusion of uncontrolled jigglers near an unstable fault line," the U.S. Geological Survey is reportedly calling for a moratorium on further BET award shows.

"They're not sending their best. They're sending us their J-Los, their Beyonces, Minajs, Lil' Kims, K. Michelles (shown) and even their Shakiras! In a country that's already overrun with Kardashians, this is not only unacceptable -- it's dangerous."

...And Trump's approval rating actually rose a little.

The cast and crew of "Magic Mike XXL" arrive at the film's Los Angeles premiere at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Thursday, June 25.

Jenna Dewan Tatum accompanied her husband, Channing Tatum, to the premiere.

Andie MacDowell arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Magic Mike XXL."

Star Elizabeth Banks arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Magic Mike XXL" at the TCL Chinese Theatre.

Sofia Vergara and her fiancé, "Mike" star Joe Manganiello, pose on the "Magic Mike XXL" red carpet.

Star Amber Heard and Channing Tatum's wife, Jenna Dewan Tatum, are seen together at the premiere.

Life has to be tough for Channing Tatum. He's seen here asking co-star Elizabeth Banks for the time.

Andie MacDowell just couldn't get enough of those posters.

Oh snap, two actresses wearing the same color alert! Veiled threats and "banana" insults are in the forecast.

Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes arrived at the "Magic Mike XXL" premiere.

Hoopes, there it is.

Gabriel Iglesias had small role in "Magic Mike XXL," reportedly as Channing Tatum's body double.

Andie MacDowell is seen just before the police hose was turned on.

Ann Coulter

Brittany Daniel can't resist some ham salad (unconfirmed) left in David Spade's redneck facial hair (and who could?) at the LA Premiere of "Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser" on Wednesday, June 24, in Culver City, Calif.

The film stars include David Spade, Brittany Daniel, Christopher Walken, Patrick Warburton, and Mark McGrath.

...But not Rob Schneider (you can't do it!).

Model, "The Playboy Morning Show" star and rumored book reader Brittany Brousseau attends the "Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser" premiere.

Charlotte McKinney plays Missy in the compelling sequel.

Music fans (unmotivated hooligans) gather underneath the Glastonbury Music Festival sign, on Thursday, June 25, 2015 at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, England.

The festival will feature acts like The Who, Pharrell Williams, Florence + The Machine, Kanye West, Deadmau5, Mark Ronson, The Chemical Brothers, Ryan Adams and Death Cap for Cutie (among hundreds of other acts).

The event attracts thousands of young ladies, most sporting tall rubber boots to deal with festival mud...

...And the occasional chili bong eruption.

Jack Black dropped into central London on Thursday, June 25, to promote his new film "Kung Fu Panda 3: Milking the Panda."

Remember when the French were snobs? Those days are gone as television and social media personality, model (and future mascara and cellulite superfund site) Kim Kardashian disembarks at the Cannes International Advertising Festival.

The Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival is the premiere event for professionals in the communications industry to meet and discuss new ways to promote the utterly vapid and talentless.

"Call me, on the line. Call me at 4 p.m. for my dinner time! Call me." Debbie Harry performs at the 2015 City Parks Foundation Gala, Monday, June 22, in New York.

Dionne Warwick gives a Solid Gold performance at the 2015 City Parks Foundation Gala. (You should reload this image and read the caption again. It's just that funny.)

"I come from a land down undzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Ex-Playmate Holly Madison has released a tell-too-much book, "Down the Rabbit Hole," about her seven years as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends/nursemaids. Apparently, sleeping with a corpse isn't all it's cracked up to be.

As if Vin Diesel hasn't squeezed enough money from the "Furious" franchise -- Universal Studios Hollywood presents the "Fast & Furious-Supercharged" Thrill Ride.

Apparently the ride consists of park goers piggybacking on Tyrese Gibson (or a Universal Park re-enactor) until they get tired, wander aimlessly and collapse in an exhausted heap, much like the "Furious" movies themselves.

Star Jason Statham shares the crowd's excitement...

...As a stunt car jumps through a paper sign.

Michelle Rodriguez attends the launch of "Fast & Furious-Supercharged," which will be the last attraction on the tram tour ride which bores patrons into the world of "Jaws, "King Kong" and "Psycho." Rumor has it Universal and Diesel are in talks for a number of theme park rides based on 2005's "The Pacifier."

Utilizing the divide-and-conquer method, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump campaigned on the East Coast...

...While his hair traveled west.

The sisters were doing it for themselves Tuesday night as Women in Film hosted their Crystal + Lucy Awards. Judith Light presented Amazon's Jill Soloway with Excellence in Television Award at the event that honors women in communications and media.

Actress Kristen Stewart and "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer presented awards to eight contestants who tried to make sense of 'The Twilight Saga'.

Nicole Kidman received the award for Excellence in Film. During her acceptance speach she talked about turning down a Jane Campion film when she was young because it involved kissing another girl while wearing a shower cap...

...Fortunately, Naomi Watts happened to a couple shower caps -- so Hollywood nature took its course...

...And the audience was stunned...

...And not a single man witnessed the display, because it happened at a Women in Film event.

So how does Sandra Bullock beat that? No one even noticed her Russell Brand hair.

OK ladies. It's getting a little awkward, here. Does someone have a spray bottle?

Sandra Bernhard is totally regretting attending the 6th Annual amfAR New York Inspiration Gala, instead.

Donald Trump suckers N.H. House Rep. Claire Rouillard into touching his pliable, combover-ruined cranium. She screamed When her fingers reached his frontal lobe and he shouted, "you're fired!" The old party joke never fails to delight.

Zendaya and Shay Mitchell attend the Children Mending Hearts 7th Annual Fundraiser on Sunday, June 14, in Malibu. The charity empowers disadvantaged American children to help children in need internationally (because why bother the rich kids?).

Canadian actress Shay Mitchell is best known for her reoccurring role on "Pretty Little Liars" and as the Girl in Yellow Jacket on "Glee."

Maybe Zendaya should think about attending some fundraisers for facial palsy.

Yo yo -- pull it, dog!

Josh Dun, of the group Twentyone Pilots, performed at the Children Mending Conjunctivitis benefit concert on Sunday, June 14, in Manchester, Tenn.

"Is he dead?" "No, not yet. I can hear him snoring." "Should we call the police?" "No, he's harmless." "Should we give him some money?" "No. If we do he'll just keep coming around. Let's just buy his CD."

Suki Waterhouse poses for photographers at the Burberry Prorsum menswear Spring Summer fashion show in London, Monday, June 15.

Kasabian's Tom Meighan and Sergio Pizzorno thought it'd be funny to show him what was in there wallets...

...They were wrong.

Anyone remember Suzanne Vega? She performed at the Isle of Wight Festival on Saturday, June 13, in Newport, England.

Fleetwood Mac performed at the Isle of Wight Festival on Sunday, June 14.

Irish singer Imelda May performs at the Isle of Wight Festival. May is known for her rockabilly revival sound and the fact that you can hang her in a closet between gigs.

No, Bruce Wayne is not following in Caitlyn Jenner's footsteps. English festival goers just think this is funny.

Alexandra Daddario arrives at a special screening of "Burying the Ex" held at Grauman's Egyptian Theatre on Thursday, June 11, in Los Angeles.

Anton Yelchin stars as a guy whose overbearing girlfriend dies and comes back from the dead as a zombie, just as he's fallen in love with Alexandra Daddario's character. In that dress, he should kick the zombie to the curb.

Actress Monique Zordan isn't in the film but her career needs a boost, so here she is.

Alexandra Daddario looks like she's seen a ghost. But it's a zombie movie, so she should get over it.

Rachel Dolezal, head of the Spokane NAACP, may identify as African-American but her parents are claiming she's white. Spokespersons for the NAACP have said they're fine with people of any race supporting their cause, but to avoid similar controversy in the future they'll be instituting a dance challenge for new hires.

Stars Natasha Lyonne and Taylor Schilling attend Netflix's "Orange is the New Black" ORANGECON Celebration at Skylight Clarkson SQ on Thursday, June 11, in New York.

"Orange is the New Black" star Kimiko Glenn attends ORANGECON.

Cast members Vicky Jeudy, left, and Ruby Rose attend the Netflix ORANGECON. The fan event was an invitation-only chance for fans to meet the show's cast.

It's rumored actor Lea Delaria has been cast to play magician Penn Jillette in the upcoming biopic "Penn Jillette: I'm not Lea Delaria."

Charli XCX arrives at the 11th annual Songs Of Hope benefit on Thursday, June 11, in Los Angeles.

Rocker Matt Sorum and wife Ace Harper arrive at the Songs Of Hope benefit. "Frozen" composer Christophe Beck, Burt Bacharach and Charlie XCX were honored at the event.

One-time touring drummer for Charli XCX, Cuckoo Lander, arrives with XCX at the 11th annual Songs Of Hope benefit. The benefit raised funds for the Los Angeles nonprofit City of Hope.

Charlie XCX was honored with the Martin Bandier Vanguard Award. Bandier, for those who don't know, was a music industry executive who invented cleavage.

Anna Faris and husband Chris Pratt arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of "Jurassic World" at the Dolby Theatre on Tuesday, June 9.

"Jurassic World" star Bryce Dallas Howard is an actress (with roles in "The Village," "Spider-Man 3," "Terminator Salvation" and several "Twilight Saga" films), writer and director and the daughter of Ron Howard. She's also not actress Jessica Chastain.

Actress Angie Harmon isn't in the movie but showed up to model the coveralls worn by the guy in the film who cleaned up after the dinosaurs.

Vincent D'Onofrio was in the film and portrayed a fedoraed beardosaurus.

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello arrive at the "Jurassic World" premiere. Rumor has it Manganiello was favoring his arm due to a high-fiving ailment.

Maria Menounos was at the premiere, because what else would she be doing?

Chris Pratt performed with Jimmy Buffett during the after party for the "Jurassic World" premiere.

Syd Wilder found time for the "Jurassic" premiere when she wasn't busy filming "Piranhaconda," "Porno: The Series," "Boob Farts," or "Victoria's Other Secret."

Sexy or creepy, you decide.

Faris and Pratt need to get a room.

It looks like Peter Fonda and paleontologist Jack Horner might need to get a room, as well.

We hope there's still a room available.

Pharrell Williams, executive producer of the film "Dope," poses at the premiere of the film at the Los Angeles Film Festival on Monday, June 8, in Los Angeles.

Keke Palmer put the Akeelah in "Akeelah and the Bee."

Kylie Jenner dodges those annoying photographers at the premiere. Can't people that put their lives on television get a little privacy at publicity events?

Amazon series "Transparent" star Kiersey Clemons comes to grips with "Masters of Sex" cast member Keke Taylor.

"Orange Is the New Black's" Dascha Polanco seems to be in the right place.

Co-Executive Producer Sean Combs and Executive Producer Pharrell Williams each order a couple more shots before the movie starts.

Kiersey Clemons has moved on to fellow "Dope" cast member Chanel Iman.

"Workaholics" star Blake Anderson and his designer wife, Rachael Finley, attend the premiere of "Dope."

"Dope" producer Forest Whitaker attends the premiere.

OK, someone needs to get the squirt bottle.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott arrive at the LA Premiere Of "Inside Out" held at the El Capitan Theatre on Monday, June 8, in Los Angeles.

Musician Flea and daughter Sunny Bebop Balzary arrive at the "Inside Out" premiere.

Paula Poundstone voices Forgetter Paula in the movie but she dressed for Regret.

Executive producer John Lasseter is probably sad thinking of all the money he'll have to count from this film.

Amy Poehler appropriately voiced Joy in the film.

The film stars the voices of Amy Poehler as Joy, Phyllis Smith as Sadness, Bill Hader as Fear, Lewis Black as Anger, and Mindy Kaling as Disgust. Actress Minnie Driver is seen because she looks better than the cast members.

Mindy Kaling attended the movie premiere.

Patton Oswalt carried his daughter, Alice Rigney Oswalt, to the premiere.

Police have released this photo, captured by a surveillance camera, of New York's serial spit wadder. Anyone with information as to his identity is encouraged to call the NYPD.

A Filipino dog just realizes what "have you over for dinner" really means. (Groan away, but the Philippines is one of the countries that still eats dogs)

A Texas man has survived the first everything-below-the-scalp transplant.

"This'll be your room. It's a little drafty but it does have an on-suite commode."

A South Korean couple wears masks as they walk past Kwang Poo -- the texting, flatulent hound.

Kim Kardashian West arrives wearing an apparent Eskimo negligee to the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall on Monday, June 1, in New York.

Always dressed to impress, Kanye West sported his signature knee-torn trousers and a karate gi the Cobra Kai would be proud of.

This was Kardashian's first public event after announcing she's pregnant with her second child. While she showed little sign of a baby bump in front...

...We won't finish that thought.

Later in the evening Kardashian's shoulder plummage caught on fire from a candle and Parrell Williams and his wife were quick to help. Unfortunately, the dress survived.

"Ooh, did I have it?" "Naw, baby, that's gum."

UCLA's douchemological scientists were in a state of panic on Monday when cast members and fans attended the premiere of "Entourage" at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles.

Adrian Grenier and Kevin Dillon served up a heaping helping of arrogantly obnoxious social ineptitude, frat boy style!

The event attracted Hollywood elites, like Maria Menounos, like moths to a flame.

Brody Jenner and girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter attend the "Entourage" premiere. Is Brody Jenner only a "C" away from dating his mother?

Speaking of which: Bruce Jenner's journey is almost complete as images of Caitlyn's "Vanity Fair" cover circle the Internet. But rumor has it the decathlete has yet to vault the pole.

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Carla Gugino, Jenna Dewan Tatum and Malin Akerman will star in the first "Entourage" spinoff, "The Enablers."

Actor Jesse Metcalfe sports a Grenier.

While many of the attendees were stars or fans of the show, it's rumored serial douchebag Bob Saget was court-ordered to attend.

"Pretty douchey, but here's what you're doing wrong..."

For those that thought douchebags can only be white, alleged domestic abuser Terrell Suggs made the party.

"Blended Scotch? This isn't the 'San Andreas' premiere!"

Drug-addled alt-rock husk Perry Farrell, accompanied by his wife Etty Lau, performed with his band Jane's Addiction.

Jane's Addiction's Dave Navarro was a perfect fit for the event.

Star Perrey Reeves walks the premiere's black carpet.

Heidi Rhoades and rumored fiancée, "Biggest Loser" commandant Jillian Michaels, received a standing high five ovation from the crowd.

Emily Ratajkowski plays herself in the film, which somehow suits her.

Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes threw on a little something for the premiere.

Kevin Dillon pays homage to the High Priest of Doucheyness.

Like St. Douchemo's Fire, the phenomenon known as Bai Ling mysteriously appears, when this much testosterone and obsequiousness combine, and then dissipates.

Wiz Khalifa seems to be suggesting he partakes of marijuana, but maybe he was just picking his nose.

David Spade attended the premiere (as if he had a choice) but where will he be ten years from now?...

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Here's to bros!

Katharine McPhee arrives at the iHeartRadio Summer Pool Party at Caesars Palace on Saturday, May 30, in Las Vegas.

The bathing suits were out, but who really wants to touch pool water in Vegas?

Adam Lambert bared his inked-up pee shooters for the Pool Party...

Model Tyson Beckford showed Lambert how it's done...

Which left pumped-poser Nick Jonas looking a little bewildered...

Tyson's guns seemed to have a noticeable effect on Lambert.

Echosmith did some stupid human tricks.

Chris Brown has the guilty look of a serial pool pee-er as he arrives at the Summer Pool Party.

Tragically, singer Bebe Rexha had an "episode" as she arrived. Her spokespeople say the doctors were able to push her tongue back into her face and she's currently listed in stable condition.

Nicki Minaj was ready to party when she hit the Caesars' stage...

...Although pronounced "badonk" rumbling had her dancers noticeably worried.

Singer-songwriter-arm flailer Charli XCX performs during the 2015 Sweetlife Festival at Merriweather Post Pavilion on Sunday, May 31, in Columbia, Md.

"Weekend! You've got to get off the stage! We've traced the calls -- they're coming from your hair!"

Britain's Marina Diamandis of the band Marina & The Diamonds performs on the Sweetlife Festival stage.

Banks seemed to regret eating that Wonka three-course meal gum before taking the stage.

Kris Jenner, socialite, Kardashian clan manger and "Ladymaker," has decided to cash in on her moniker, "Momager," with a trademark (because rich people should be able to have private ownership of words).

Jenner's claim to the word is odd when there have been a number of "Momagers," just in the recent past, including the mothers of Beyoncé, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Brook Sheilds and Drew Barrymoore. Maybe Jenner should snatch the rights to a few other names while she's at it, including "Mimp," "Mig" and "Media Mhore."

And speaking of Kardashians... the preview for upcoming episodes of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" revealed that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her second child.

You'll recall, in 2013, how her first pregnancy gave John Merrick a run for his money (shown here in artist Daniel Edward's sculpture), so baby number two should really make things interesting.

Star Jamie Clayton and Creator/Writer/Director/Exec. Producer Lana Wachowski pose together at the world premiere of the Netflix original series "Sense8" on Wednesday, May 27, in San Francisco.

Recurring stars Daryl Hannah and Naveen Andrews attend the "Sense8" premiere. The series is about a number of people who are linked mentally and emotionally and are seen as a danger to society -- so -- it's like "Entourage."

Finally! Everyone's favorite bunch of douchebags is together, again, to answer all those questions we were left with after the HBO series ended. Like, why were we even watching this?

Sabina Gadecki (Melanie in the film) attends a special screening of "Entourage" at The Paris Theater on Wednesday, May 27, in New York.

If the movie is anything like every episode, the plot for "Entourage" will be: Vince wants to quit the business, Turtle wants to plot his own success (or buy some shoes), Ari wants E to "get your boy's head straight!", there's a terrible celebrity cameo, Vince doesn't even care about fame but success is dumped in his lap and everyone has commitment-free sex (except E, who is too sensitive).

Model Alyssa Miller attends the "Entourage" special screening. Rumor has it the FCC actually fined HBO for passing the legal number of times a weekly series can feature high fives or use the word "bro."

Guest stars you'll be inflicted with include Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Dillon (shown), Emily Ratajkowski, Billy Bob Thornton, Bob Saget, Kelsey Grammer, David Spade, Gary Busey, David Faustino, T.I., Andrew Dice Clay, Tom Brady and a hundred gorgeous-yet-desperate reality-TV stars-to-be.

Annie Park is seen at a special screening of "Barely Lethal" on Wednesday, May 27, in Los Angeles.

Serbian Prime Minister Aleksandar Vucic may be willing to work with Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama to overcome their country's troubled past, but there will be NO fist bumps!

Jason Alexander and Larry David pose for photos on the set of "Fish in The Dark" at the Cort Theatre on Thursday, May 28, in New York. David wrote the play characters dealing with a death in the family. Rosie Perez, Jake Cannavale and Rita Wilson also star.

Star Alexandra Daddario looks stunning as she arrives at the world premiere of "San Andreas" at TCL Chinese Theatre.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson arrives at the world premiere of "San Andreas" held at TCL Chinese Theatre on Tuesday, May 26, in Los Angeles. Fortunately, there were no reports of Angelenos dying in fires while this truck was misused.

Stars Carla Gugino, her man Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and the almost-lifelike Alexandra Daddario arrive at the TCL Chinese Theater.

WWE pro wrestling diva Eva Marie arrives at the "San Andreas" world premiere.

British actress Alice Evans looks shocked as she poses with her actor/husband Ioan Gruffudd. Gruffudd starred in the "Fantastic Four" movies as Mr. Fantastic, the man who could stretch different parts of his body.

"Entourage's" Emmanuelle Chriqu poses on the "San Andreas" black carpet.

Actress Malin Akerman arrives at the TCL Chinese Theater.

Body builder and producer Dany Garcia used to be married to Dwayne Johnson, back when he had more hair (and her knuckles had less).

We're really starting to worry about Alice Evans, she looks really uncomfortable.

Actor, painter and Ralph Lauren nephew Greg Lauren poses with his less-attractive wife Elizabeth Berkley as they arrive at the "San Andreas" premiere.

Warning for men: Do not look directly into Greg Lauren's eyes -- too late, you just did! Didn't you? Now you're gay. Don't worry, the next image should reverse the process immediately...

Proving that time is, indeed, on their side, The Rolling Stones launch their Zip Code Tour at Petco Park on Sunday, May 24, 2015 in San Diego.

Start me up!...

...If you start me up I wet myself.

Austin musician Gary Clark Jr. opened for The Rolling Stones at Petco Park.

The sold out concert at Petco Park was the first show in a 15 city tour of North America.

You know you're old when you can nap through a D chord.

What's sexier than celebrating sexiness with a bunch of reality stars and Jessica Sutta from the Pussycat Dolls?

Hey, you! Get offa my lawn!

"16 and Pregnant" and "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham and boyfriend Simon Saran arrive at OK! Magazine's So Sexy LA Event at SKYBAR at the Mondrian hotel on Thursday, May 21, in Los Angeles.

It's rumored Abraham brought her famous reproductive organs along in case anyone wanted autographs.

"Basketball Wives" star Gloria Govan arrives at the invite-only event that was put together to celebrate "the talented, the stunning and the sexy!"

But somehow the event drew the sad, the desperate and the ridiculous, like family members of Gene Simmons...

...Television and radio personality Downtown Julie Brown...

...And whatever this is.

"Vanderpump Rules" nonessentials Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval were voted Ok! Magazines sexiest couple. Yay!

Hoda Kotb accepts the award for outstanding host, news/non-fiction for "The Today Show" during an awards ceremony hosted by the American Wineries Association on Tuesday, May 19, in Beverly Hills.

Come on, Love Hewitt, when are you gonna get it together and lose the gut?

News from around the world: Palestinian Hamas' new aircraft-launching system has more than a few Israeli officials worried.

News from around the world: Russia's Junior Putin Pioneers salute before assaulting a group of pro-democracy protestors with razor-sharp rose thorns.

NYC Parks Commissioner Mitchell J. Silver walks past the 20 BMW i3 electric vehicles that were donated to NYC Parks, and gets a closer look at BMW's zero emissions iCane.

News from around the world: Eager to capitalize on emerging markets in South America's secluded Amazonian villages, Swanson Foods has begun selling boil-in-bag meals to select indigenous tribes.

News from around the world: The first hill on Singapore's Theravada Mountain will leave you in a transmigrational state. But after that, it's a total vomit vortex!

Hosts Teigen and Ludacris turned the evening into a drinking game where the home audience had to take a shot every time Taylor Swift won something or Wiz Khalifa took his shirt off.

James Kerr of Simple Minds shows a little skin as they performed a tribute to the 30th anniversary of "The Breakfast Club."

Fifth Harmony introduced Nicki Minaj before returning to their hostess jobs at the Excalibur's Buffet Clearance Room.

Minaj and her dancers held up the show while they waited for their nails to dry.

Everybody drink!

David Lee Roth and Van Halen whipped the crowd into a frenzy, with many older audience members singing along and many younger members wondering when Mario joined the group.

Pitbull shows Chris Brown that you can still get down, even with shoe lifts.

A grateful Pitbull then thanked Brown for not punching anyone.

Taylor Swift took home eight awards including Top Billboard 200 Artist, Top Artist, Top Hot 100 Artist, Top Best-Ever Artist, Cutest Artist, Most Adorable, Most Deserving and Most Likely to Get Her Own Awards Show.

Swift then wowed the press with her "pretend-shock" at winning so many awards. So let's just add Best Actress to the pile!

Swift was quick to thank her fans before also thanking her manager, trainers, vocal coaches, wardrobe assistants, hair and makeup crew, physical trainers as well as her surgical staff, organ donors, geneticists and all the test animals that had to die to make her what she is today.

A high point for the show came when "Empire" star Taraji P. Henson introduced a performance of music from the FOX show.

The show's low point came when Kanye West (unconfirmed) performed amid a cloud of his own fiery genius, leaving the audience to wonder who they were listening to and why they even came.

"Hey, where'd everybody go?"

Chrissy Teigen and Ludacris hosted the 2015 Billboard Music Awards which aired live on ABC, Sunday night, from the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas.

Taylor Swift arrived wearing a white jumpsuit by Balmain and a buttload of sass.

Jennifer Lopez arrived wearing mostly attitude, held in place with double-sided tape.

Charli XCX arrived wearing classic black and her signature sexy stupor.

Michael and Carissa Alvarado have twice the hair buns for twice the fun.

Anglerfish, members of the teleost order Lophiiformes, use protruding fleshy lumps to lure their prey.

Either Ultron has a wife or pop personality Dencia desperately wants some camera time.

Arriving is the hardest part of these shows for Nick Jonas. It'll be hours before the poor guy'll be able to exhale.

"I'm still not supposed to use sharp things."

Taylor likes to keep her friends close, but her enemies closer.

Either Simple Minds just arrived or it's the new cast from an "Addams Family" sequel.

It's nice to see that age has mellowed David Lee Roth.

Our next Jeopardy contestants are a basketball player and an Australian rapper!

Some may think Rita Ora's dress was too revealing. We like to think her scarf was too concealing.

The outfit contains a "quick escape" in case she has to "Shake One Off".

Wiz Khalifa associate, Charlie Puth, tells people he got the scar when he took a knife away from a drunk Vin Diesel. But he really just tripped over his dog, Skipper.

"We'll take Potpourri for $500."

Pop sensation Zendaya has been chosen by Madonna to be the face of her Material Girl clothing line. She unveiled the summer collection, designed by Madonna's amazingly talented (spoiled) daughter Lourdes, at Macy's South Coast Plaza on Saturday, May 16, in Costa Mesa, Calif.

Zendaya began exhibiting bizarre behavior almost immediately, giggling and clutching at passersby as if she realized she'd made a deal with the Devil.

In what appears to be a drunken stupor, Zendaya accused several shoppers of being agents for Madonna, always watching her in case she tries to run.

"Two years, I've had to pretend to like these clothes! Two years now, I've had to be nice to Lourdes! My life is OVER, and I'm not even old enough to drink."

This fan screamed like a girl when Zendaya began desperately clawing at him.

"Please, you have to help me. Madonna said she'd kill me if I try to run again. Take this note, I wrote it in my own blood on a faux-leather micro mini. Oh, God, they're looking -- act like you're my boyfriend!"

Stars Kelli Garner and Susan Sarandon arrive at the World Premiere of "The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe" held at The Theatre at Ace Hotel on Monday, May 11, in Los Angeles.

Azealia Banks gets her Tina Turner on at Irving Plaza on Monday, May 11, in New York. The rapper/singer/songwriter is touring in support of her first studio album "Broke With Expensive Taste."

Actress Carla Gugino went live on AOL's BUILD Speaker Series at AOL Studios on Monday, May 11, in New York.

Gugino talked about her character on the FOX Network miniseries "Wayward Pines." Based on the trilogy of books by Blake Crouch, the series also stars Matt Dillon, Juliette Lewis, Melissa Leo and Terrance Howard and is directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

No, no, we left a spot open for you to sign, just a little lower. Right there, by the floor.

Steven Tyler (unconfirmed) signs copies of Melissa Rivers' new book "The Book of Joan: Tales of Mirth, Mischief, and Manipulation" at Book Revue on Monday, May 11, in Huntington, New York.

"Scream Queens" cast members Jamie Lee Curtis and Lea Michele attend the Entertainment Weekly and People New York Upfronts Celebration at The High Line Hotel on Monday, May 11, in New York.

Blythe Danner, from left, Sam Elliott and Rhea Perlman attend a special screening of "I'll See You In My Dreams" at The Tribeca Grand on Monday, May 11, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Andy Kropa/Invision/AP)

Rob and Sheryl Lowe arrive at the Fox Network 2015 Programming Upfront at Wollman Rink in Central Park on Monday, May 11, in New York. Lowe will star with Fred Savage in "The Grinder," a comedy about a famous TV lawyer who decides to join his family's real law firm – despite having no formal education, no bar certification, no license to practice and no experience in an actual courtroom.

Paula Abdul arrives at the Fox Network 2015 Programming Upfront. She'll be joining "So You Think You Can Dance" as the emotionally unstable judge.

Taraji P. Henson, Gabourey Sidibe and Jussie Smollett arrive at the Fox Network 2015 Programming Upfront to promote their show "Empire." They'll be joined in the second season by Alicia Keys, Lenny Kravitz and Chris Rock.

Lil Wayne boo (that means squeeze), Christina Milian will star in Fox's comedy pilot "Grandpa" in which her character has a child with Gerald, played by Josh Peck, but falls for Gerald's father, played by John Stamos (which doesn't sound as bad as dating Lil Wayne).

Rumor had it, John Travolta was on hand at the Fox Upfront to promote his new reality show, "Becoming Mel Brooks."

Natalie La Rose performs at Wango Tango 2015 at StubHub Center on Saturday, May 9, in Carson, California.

Pump-o-licious Nick Jonas brought his big guns to the Wango Tango stage. Let's hope he doesn't shoot himself.

Sia sports a new look on the Wango Tango stage...

...Some are wondering if her look was influenced by her latest, rumored beau.

Sensing another hat trend, Ne-Yo gives his fedora a tug.

When the guy tattooing your neck asks what you want it to say, you should put down the cellphone instead of asking, "can I get a little patience, here?"

Kanye West gives the audience's retinas a good workout.

As Big Sean and Kris Jenner look on, the only person who seems less-than-pleased with Kanye's performance is the sound guy.

Natalie La Rose flashback.

We know Justin Bieber has a motivated entourage (parasites), but this guy's going for the gold!

Adam? You're on after Justin. Mr. Lambert!? Is everything okay?

No, that's not the line-up at the Carson Vice Squad. It's the pop group known as Fifth Harmony. At least, that's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of "Mad Max: Fury Road" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Thursday, May 75.

Original "Max," Mel Gibson, crashed the premiere (pun: yes) and posed for photos with Tom Hardy.

Australia's director/producer George Miller poses with actress Courtney Eaton.

"Fury Road" star Zoe Kravitz is the daughter of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz (in case you couldn't tell).

Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet arrive at the "Mad Max: Fury Road" premiere. Neither of the stars are in the film but it's rumored Momoa's hat was offered a role.

Charlize brought her squeeze, Sean Penn, to the premiere.

Rock and roll royalty was in the house as Priscilla Presley attended the premiere. Presley and her son, Navarone Garibaldi, share a relation to Elvis, a relation to one of the "Max Max" stars and, possibly, the same eyeliner.

Elvis' granddaughter, Riley Keough, is one of the stars of the new "Mad Max" film.

Lisa Marie Presley is the mother of "Fury Road" star Riley Keough, while her husband, Michael Lockwood, is the son* of "Lidsville" star Topper Lockwood (inset) and David Spade. *Allegedly

Australian model, musician and actress Abbey Lee arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Mad Max: Fury Road"

Indian-born actor Hugh Keays-Byrne played villain Toe Cutter in 1979's original "Mad Max" as well as current bad guy, Immortan Joe, in "Fury Road." He's also wanted for questioning by the fashion police.

Abel Tesfaye meets with fans before performing on NBC's "Today" show on Thursday, May 7, in New York.

Abel Tesfaye is better known by his stage name The Weekend. He chose this name because "Bad Hair Day" was probably already taken.

Breaking News: According to Fox News, Kylie Jenner has admitted to using "temporary lip fillers" to plump her pout. There's a distinct difference between the Feb. 22, 2014 photo (left) and the Nov. 23, 2014 (right).

While the controversy over her lower grill still smolders, now there's a new wave of speculation about the sudden swelling of Kylie's blab hatch. She's recently told British Grazia magazine, "I haven't had plastic surgery. I've never been under the knife." YOU be the judge. Have a look at this Feb. 22, 2014 photo (left) and the Nov. 23, 2014 (right).

Lying celebrity lip experts have examined Jenner's pre-puffed lips and speculated that she would have been incapable of kissing, whistling or playing brass instruments.

Hotelier Andre Balazs and girlfriend Uma Thurman arrive at The Met gala, "China: Through the Looking Glass" on Monday, May 4, in New York.

"Flight 4860, without radar or satnav you're coming in blind. The fog is still pretty thick but you're running out of jet fuel. You're gonna have to look for a place to put that plane down!"

Kendall Jenner seems to have made "sideboob" her signature look...

...But, Jennifer Lopez breaks new fashion ground, moving from revealing "sideboob" to bawdy "sidebadunkadonk."

"OK, from here -- it looks a little big."

Olivia Munn looks stunning, for someone mostly covered, on The Met's red carpet.

The lifeless bodies of two photographers and a pool boy were allegedly found under Rihanna's outfit.

Katy Perry, complete with spray paint purse, arrives at The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute benefit gala celebrating "China: Through the Looking Glass" on Monday, May 4, in New York.

The evil baron floated into the room. He knew, "He who controls the Spice controls the universe!" Or, Gaga.

Classic beauty Helen Mirren shows 'em how it's done.

Lorde knows why she chose this dress (because it looks nice).

"Oh this? It's just a little something I sprayed on."

Elizabeth Banks' blue gown certainly stood out in the crowd (and burned a retina or two, we're sure).

Don't-a-tella Jennifer Lopez that her dress was made from Donatella's own skin (OK, gross).

Welcome to Casa Nacho. Senior Bieber will be your waiter.

Solange Knowles may have felt like she was slipping off the media's pop radar. So wearing this up-flipped psychedelic tortilla dress might change all that...

...Or maybe she's just wearing it wrong.

Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z arrives at The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute benefit gala celebrating "China: Through the Looking Glass" on Monday, May 4, in New York.

Sources tell us Beyonce actually WAS wearing a dress, dismantling our theory that she got tangled in a gill net while skinny dipping.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arrive at The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute benefit gala.

Initial reaction to Kardashian's gown was that it was too revealing. On closer inspection it's been determined the fabric was just stretched too far.

Sarah Jessica Parker smiles as she arrives at the benefit, having just signed a lucrative deal to host a cell tower in her hair.

Zendaya's outfit made a very bold statement: "I'm won't be sitting."

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis arrive at The Met benefit and have to be wondering just what the heck they wandered into?

George and Amal Clooney arrive at The Met gala.

C'mon Miley, showing a little hip isn't going to grab anyone's attention in this flamboyance fest.

The still active Madonna scores points for covering up (for the most part) and leaving the chainmail at home.

Cara Delevingne arrives at the benefit, apparently in costume for her upcoming role as Drax's girlfriend, Carmen, in "Guardians of the Galaxy" sequel. Maybe she's just miffed because she didn't know this was a "dress up" event.

"Baby, are you sure there wasn't more to that dress? Maybe I should check the box."

Never one to be less outrageous, Rihanna parachutes in wearing a flowing yellow number.

There's a fine line between "glamorous" and "ridiculous." Sometimes there isn't a line at all.

Halle Berry was honored, along with Kelvin Davis and Halston Sage, at the 3rd Annual Kaleidoscope Ball on Saturday, May 2, in Culver City, Calif. The event, sponsored by Mattel Children's Hospital UCLA, benefits the UCLA Children's Discovery and Innovation Institute.

Fellow honoree, "Crisis" star Halston Sage, arrives at the 3rd Annual Kaleidoscope Ball.

Actress Goldie Hawn arrived at the Kaleidoscope Ball with Jock, the gruff but wise Scottish Terrier from "Lady and the Tramp." It's rumored they're dating.

Fergi-licious Kimberly Perry, from The Band Perry, performs at the iHeartRadio Country Festival held at the Frank Erwin Center on Saturday, May 2, in Austin.

Big Kenny, left, and John Rich, of Big & Rich, seem to be giving Macklemore a run for his fashion dollar.

Rascal Flatts' singer Gary LeVox takes a moment from performing to connect with the audience by mentioning his favorite nail salon, which is based in Austin.

"Ya'll shut up, I AIN'T Fergie!"

Brantley Gilbert bottles up a lot of rage (as most Brantleys do). But he takes it one day at a time.

Jennifer Nettles and Darius Rucker hosted the iHeartRadio Country Festival that also featured Dierks Bentley, Time McGraw, Little Big Town, Justin Moore, Tyler Farr and Sam Hunt. And maybe one joke about Baltimore.

Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling brought their kids to the LA Premiere Of "Marvel Universe LIVE!" at The Forum on Saturday, May 2, in Inglewood. Because, who wants to see a movie?

LeAnn Rimes reacts with nervous laughter when her children ask Spider-Man, "How's it hanging?"

"You're doing good work, Spider-Man, with all those villains around it must be har... well, keep it up..."

Julianna Margulies was honored with the 2,550th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at Hollywood Boulevard on Friday, May 1, in Los Angeles.

After the ceremony Margulies took the time to maliciously scribble in permanent ink on various documents and heirlooms that fans were holding. What's wrong with those Hollywood stars?

BET and "Jersey Shore: After Hours" host Julissa Bermudez is seen at "Hennessy V.S. with Warner Music Latina Celebrate Latin Music's Biggest Night" at Mansion, on Thursday, April 30, in Miami Beach. The event apparently gets Warner Music's Latina singers drunk on Hennessy Cognac and makes them fight, probably with knives or broken Hennessy bottles.

Reykon (aka we've no idea) and TV personality Julissa Bermudez are seen at "Hennessy V.S. with Warner Music Latina Celebrate Latin Music's Biggest Night" at Mansion, before the fur flies.

Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon pose at the New Line Cinema and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Premiere of "Hot Pursuit" on Thursday, April 30, in Los Angeles.

Isn't it enough that Vergara is taller, funnier and more beautiful than Witherspoon -- does she have to humiliate her with "rodent ears" (a cruel Columbian insult)?

They make a great couple #45: Comedian Sarah Silverman and actor Michael Sheen attend the premiere for "Far From the Madding Crowd" at the Paris Theatre on Monday, April, 27, in New York. They've been dating for over a year, now, and they still make those pervy looks at each other. Prediction: At least two more months of dating.

They make a great couple #46: Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid attend the LA Screening of "Just Before I Go" at ArcLight Hollywood on Monday, April 20, in Los Angeles. While McDaid is 13 years younger than Cox we see at least a couple reasons they'll stay together. Prediction: At least four years of wedded bliss.

They make a great couple #47: Joe Manganiello and fiancé Sofia Vergara (and Reese Witherspoon) attend Cinemacon on Tuesday, April 21, in Las Vegas. Reportedly engaged since Christmas, after only five months of dating, the couple are clearly too attractive for this to work (even with Witherspoon in the mix). Prediction: The "honeymoon" will be over after someone forgets to flush.

They make a great couple #48: House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. They have the political world against them (as well as spouses) but stranger things have happened. Prediction: The magic will last, at least until 2016.

They make a great couple #49: Marion "Suge" Knight and the California penal system. Lately, Knight's been seen a lot with several members of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department (they still even pull his chair out for him, so cute!). He's on trial for murder and attempted murder so they'll be together at least until the July 7 trial date. Prediction: Happily ever after for 20 years to life.

Hey, where've you been hiding #68: Actress Kathleen Turner attends the premiere for "Far From the Madding Crowd" at the Paris Theatre on April 27, in New York.

Hey, where've you been hiding #69: Matthew Perry arrives at the LA Premiere of "Ride" at The Arclight Hollywood Theater on Tuesday, April 28.

Hey, where've you been hiding #70: Gahh! Madonna pal Sandra Bernhard attends the Showtime series premiere of "HAPPYish" at the Sunshine Cinema on Monday, April 20, in New York.

Actress Kristen Wiig attends a special screening of "Welcome to Me" at the Sunshine Landmark on Wednesday, April 29, in New York. The film stars Wiig as a woman with borderline personality disorder who wins the lottery and decides to stop taking her meds and start dancing in Sia videos instead.

Actor Jason Sudeikis came to see a movie.

Juliette Lewis boldly exclaims, "bandanas are back!" as she attends a special screening of "Saint Laurent" at Tribeca Grand Hotel on Wednesday, April 29, in New York.

Actress Aymeline Valade, Director Bertrand Bonello and leading man Gaspard Ulliel all attended the "Saint Laurent" special screening, so that's three more ticket sales right there!

Carla Gugino poses with Lewis. If she paid for her ticket then the film has already surpassed expectations.

Alaia Baldwin and her pops, Stephen Baldwin, maintain the perfect level on indifferent smugness to slip into the "Saint Laurent" screening. But CAN they snag two reclining seats?

Fast rising British singer/songwriter Jessie J (Jessica Ellen Cornish) seen in concert at Webster Hall on Wed. April 29, 2015 in New York.Jessie J is touring in support of her latest album on Republic Records, ' Sweet Talker '(Photo by Robert Altman/Invision/AP)

Tickets for the first few rows are always more expensive - but apparently worth it.

"You look nice." "No, you look nice." "But you look great." "But not as good as you look." "I know."

Dave Grohl presents Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley with the ASCAP Founders Award at the 32nd Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards at the Loews Hollywood Hotel on Wednesday, April 29, in Los Angeles. Finally, Kiss is recognized with the honor that no one cares about.

Paul Stanley laughs as he desperately tries to get Gene Simmons to put his sunglasses back on.

In 2009, Australian guitarist Orianthi was named one of the 12 Greatest Female Electric Guitarists by Elle magazine (according to Wikipedia). So there's really nowhere to go but down for her career.

On a high note, singer/songwriter Annie Clark, aka St. Vincent, received the ASCAP Vanguard Award. So the evening wasn't an entire waste...

...Unless you count Nick Simmons' appearance, still sporting his hair in a douche knot.

Leaving on another high note, because we're glass half full kind of people, at least singer Constantine Maroulis didn't perform TWO medleys of KISS songs.

John Varvatos invited celebrities like Zach Braff to his West Hollywood Stuart House Benefit on Sunday to raise money for sexually abused children.

If you're in the position to host such an event, how do you know you've invited the right celebrities? Shannon Tweed seems like a pleasant lady but she's been in a relationship with Gene Simmons for years and you're probably serving food: Bad choice.

Inviting (the apparently bellybuttonless) Noah Cyrus is almost like inviting her sister Miley, but with fewer dwarf wedgies or chances of a Selena Gomez drive-by: Good choice.

David Schwimmer: Bad choice.

Wikipedia describes Andy Allo as a singer-songwriter, guitarist, pianist, model, and actress. She's also from Cameroon which would give your guests the chance to recite Dan Akroyd's "Nengue MBoko, from Cameroon? You remember me? It's Lionel Joseph!" line from "Trading Places": Great choice.

Chris Pine would seem like a good choice, he did play Captain Kirk. But, he cried at John Legend and Common's performance during the Oscars so you never know when he's going to start balling and kill the party buzz: Bad choice.

Rebecca Szulc, Nick Simmons and his douchie hair bun: Bad choice times three.

Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus may dress awfully but they'd be able to answer all those painful "what were you thinking?" questions: Good choice.

Michael Bolton's appeal seems to come and go with the pop nostalgia tide, but it's rumored he's transitioning into Robin Wright -- a very timely topic: It's a coin toss.

Olivia Culpo and Nick Jonas arrive at the 2015 Radio Disney Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Saturday, April, 25, in Los Angeles.

Rumer Willis arrives at the Radio Disney Music Awards. They say altering your posture can boost certain features you'd like to emphasize...

...But de-emphasizing, especially paternal genetics, is another story (just ask Brooke Hogan).

Singer, rapper Becky G mugs for the photogs on the Disney red carpet.

At least Acacia Brinley (you'll have to Google her) wore Disney-appropriate attire.

Eileen Davidson presents the award for outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series to "General Hospital's" Anthony Geary.

Who thought letting Charo's 64-year-old cuchi-cuchi loose on stage was a good idea?

...Not Tyra Banks, she had to clean up.

"America's Next Top Model's" J. Alexander shows Tyra Banks how it's done!

Host Tyra Banks speaks at the 42nd annual Daytime Emmy Awards at Warner Bros. Studios on Sunday, April 26, in Burbank.

"The Young and the Restless'" Hunter King won the award for Outstanding Younger Actress in a Drama Series.

"Passions," "All My Children" and "Days of Our Lives" star Lindsay Hartley is a triple threat.

Jamie Bell, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller pose at the Twentieth Century Fox 2015 Presentation at Cinemacon on Thursday, April 23, in Las Vegas. Nothing very "fantastic" about that.

Actress Rose Byrne accepts the Female Star of the Year award at the 2015 CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards at Caesars Palace on Thursday, April 23, in Las Vegas.

"Bridesmaids" Director Paul Feig got the Comedy Filmmaker of the Year award and dessert in the same move.

Actor Paul Rudd accepts the Male Star of the Year award at the 2015 CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards. "Well, I WAS in a movie last year but it wasn't anything to write home about. PAUL Rudd, right?"

Kevin Hart accepts the Comedy Star of the Year award after asking for the teleprompter to be lowered.

Elizabeth Banks won the Breakthrough Filmmaker of the Year award for her directorial debut, "Pitch Perfect 2."

The National Association of Theatre Owners voted to bestow Julianne Moore with their CinemaCon Vanguard Award. Moore called the award "a true honor" which certainly exhibits her acting skills.

Grumptankerous actress Cara Delevingne apparently won something. But she didn't even care!

Question: What does it take to go from selling crack, getting "capped" and deftly rhyming "candy shop" with "lolly pop" to getting billed as an actor by the Hollywood gentry? Answer: Not enough.

Bai Ling was not at the awards but here she is anyway.

Finally, the Bee Gees get the recognition they deserve!

Brad Garrett, left, and Ray Romano arrive at "Keep It Clean" Live Comedy Benefit held at Avalon Hollywood on Wednesday, April 22, in Los Angeles.

Sarah Silverman was one of the performing yuksters at the "Keep It Clean" comedy benefit that also attracted Martin Short, Ray Romano, Kevin Nealon, Tig Notaro, Rachael Harris and Robert Klein.

Comedian JB Smoove arrives at the benefit. The Earth Day comedy event benefitted Waterkeeper Alliance, an organization that works to protect rivers, lakes, bays, sounds, and other water bodies around the world.

These two could benefit water by not bathing in it.

"Entourage's" Perrey Reeves arrives at the "Keep It Clean" comedy benefit.

It's time to play "New York Smarty Pants OR ________?" Is this a New York Smarty Pants OR is Larry King's "transition" coming to bloom?

Is this a New York Smarty Pants OR did your childhood Hugo: Man of a Thousand Faces toy get his wish to be a real boy, so long as he consumes human flesh?

Is this a New York Smarty Pants OR did Aunt Harriet slip past the guards again?

Is this a New York Smarty Pants OR does Tim Burton have a little sister?

Is this a New York Smarty Pants OR is the "Moe Howard" coming back in a big way?

Subway unveiled a life-size statue of quarterback Marcus Mariota in Honolulu on Wednesday, April 22. The entire statue is made with actual ingredients the sandwich chain uses (just don't ask to see the meatballs).

Frances Bean Cobain and Courtney Love attend the LA Premiere of "Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck" at The Egyptian Theatre on Tuesday, April 21, in Los Angeles.

"Walking Dead" star Norman Reedus gives the thumbs up after the mandatory black clothing check during the film's premiere.

While Kiss actuary Gene Simmons reportedly snubbed Kurt Cobain's "icon" status when both groups were to be inducted in the Rock Hall of Fame, Simmon's son, Nick, with Australian-model girlfriend Rebecca Szulc in tow, mugged for photogs on the the Egyptian Theatre red carpet.

Awkward contact moment #98.

Happy holidays! From the Cobains.

Nick Kroll Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale and Jane Krakowski attend the premiere of the comedy "Adult Beginners" at AMC Lincoln Square on Tuesday, April 21, in New York.

Bobby Moynihan flounces the periwinkle at the premiere. (credit: thesaurus.com)

"At least it's not see-thru."

Robert Downey Jr. poses for photographers at the premiere for "The Avengers Age of Ultron" in London, Tuesday, 21 April.

Chris Hemsworth poses with his stunt double before the premiere.

"Hey, isn't that Ben Affleck over there?"

Suddenly, Chris Evans' long-buried memory of his days as a stamp tester came rushing back -- so many paper cuts, so much blood!

If Cosplay has given society anything, it's the need to develop stronger crowd barriers.

Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon arrive at the 50th annual Academy of Country Music Awards at AT&T Stadium on Sunday, April 19, in Arlington, Texas. (Smells like a movie needs promoting.)

Kellie Pickler blows her obligatory kiss to the cameras. And again, she pulls it off flawlessly.

A special yeehaw goes to Dustin Lynch who looks like he got both his thumbs out for this year's awards.

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler is taking a shot at country music with an upcoming album. Tyler's pop-art trousers were the talk of the show with more "what the?"s and "dang!"s than previous years.

Miranda Lambert won a whole hog-pen-full of awards including Female Vocalist of the Year; Single of the Year for "Automatic" and Album of the Year for "Platinum."

Dan Smyers and Shay Mooney, of Dan + Shay, arrive at the Academy of Country Music Awards. The duo's inclusion at the ceremony shows country music's growing acceptance of the LGBTG (Little Girly Boys That Groom) community.

That, that, dude looks like my grandma.

As always, the ACMA is great source of inspiration for white people looking for distinctly white baby names. Here are some of this year's crop of boy names: Austin, Big, Blair, Brantley, Brett, Canaan (?), Chase, Clay, Clint, Cole, Darius (can also be used by African Americans, if rarely), Dierks, Easton, Garth, Hunter, Jake, Jamie (unisex), Jaren, Jessie (unisex), JT, Kelby, Kip, Kix, Lee, Lucas, Mo, Preston, Ronnie, Scotty, TJ, Troy, Tyler and Willie.

Some of this year's ACMA crop of girl names: Ashley, Brandy, Brittany, Cam, Candice, Cassadee, Deana, Hayley, Jamie, Jamie-Lynn, Jana, Jessie (unisex, with or without James), Kacey, Kellie, Kelsea, Korie, Maddie, Miranda, Morgane, RaeLynn, Riba, Shay, Tae, Tara and Taya.

Taylor Swift was given the Milestone Award along with the Please Don't Leave Country Music, We Need Your Fan Base's Disposable Income Award as well as the Pop Music Will Never Love You Like Country Music Loved You Award.

Shailene Woodley accepts the Trailblazer award (for her fine work blazing all those trails) at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards.

"Excuse me, could you move? We're trying to take pictures, here."

Singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, dancer, actress, director, and former model (all according to Wikipedia) Tinashe, left, performs "Drop That Kitty" with Charli XCX.

Ty Dolla Sign, looser outfit, also performed on the song.

Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, and Chris Evans present Robert Downey Jr. with the Generation Award. Well, they're action stars, they never claimed to be comedians.

Rebel Wilson should have taken the award for Most Difficult Pants to Put On.

Awards Show Tip #253: Always cross your legs when standing on stage or posing for photographers. You'll look sexier and you won't have to pee.

Dave Franco, left, and Zac Efron show they'll do anything after winning the award for Best Duo for “Neighbors.” We'd have thought just appearing in "Neighbors" was enough to prove they'll do anything.

Can't Un-see Moment #682: Host Amy Schumer is hoisted over the Movie Awards stage in spandex.

Can't Stop Seeing Moment #322: Tinashe and Charli XCX performing "Drop That Kitty."

Best Hug Moment #5: Scarlett Johansson congratulates Robert Downey Jr. after winning the Generation Award (whatever that is).

Awkward Hug Moment #9: Shailene Woodley backs away from a Vin Diesel hug after he presented her with the award for best female performance for "The Fault in Our Stars."

Halston Sage remembered the cross-your-legs rule.

Saddest Moment #4,265: Host Amy Schumer is seen, after the show, slinking back to the streets where life is hard and love is cheap.

Emily Ratajkowski arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at the Nokia Theatre on Sunday, April 12, in Los Angeles.

Actress Scarlett Johansson rocked a pixie hairdo at the MTV Movie Awards. Maybe this'll start a Florence Henderson resurgence.

Ohio rapper Machine Gun Kelly wants you to come on down for his massive tattoo sale! No tattoo's too cliché! Everything must go!

Talent-challenged media strumpet Bai Ling knows how to rock a plastic dragon as she prowled the MTV Movie Awards blue carpet.

L.A. rapper Ty Dolla Sign wore a kerchief at his brow leaving many to wonder if that's where the "Ty" tattoo went.

Jennifer Lopez just barely kept her business private as she took her legs for a stroll before the awards show.

...And then she sneezed.

The normally stoic Cara Delevingne broke character and let slip, what experts are calling a "grin," while arriving.

...The model/singer/actress was visibly shaken when she realized what had happened. She immediately fled the area and got sick behind some bushes.

Emily Ratajkowski is STILL posing for photographers.

Heidi Klum arrives at the Season 10 Auditions for what NBC touts as "the boldest season yet" of "America's Got Talent." After last season's guest list, that included AcroArmy, Pitbull AND Rosie O'Donnell, we just don't see how that's possible.

Melanie Brown arrives at the "America's Got Talent" Season 10 Auditions on Wednesday, April 8, in Los Angeles. Fortunately for her she's a judge, so they had to let her in.

Maybe the show should be called "America's Got Washed-Up C-Listers Judging Dance Crews and Juggling Acts."

...Or, "America's Got Nothing Better To Do."

But the show DOES feature Heidi Klum, so we'll all be watching, regardless of what it's called.

Actor Chris O'Donnell will reportedly be starring in a new reality television series that puts a modern spin on the "Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe" premise.

Japanese authorities are trying to find the individual responsible for leaving a suspicious package in Downtown Tokyo yesterday.

Ricky Gervais kicked off the Netflix 'Derek' Special Academy Screening on Wednesday, April 08, in Los Angeles.

Kim Kardashian has arrived in the capital of her ancestral Armenia for a visit expected to draw attention to the centennial of the massacre of 1.5 million Armenians. The star has a history of sharing makeup tips and mascara can be a tricky one to master.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and her husband, Brad Hall, attend the premiere of HBO's "Veep" season four at the SVA Theater on Monday in New York.

Star Matt Walsh and wife Morgan attend the "Veep" premiere.

Co-star Anna Chlumsky poses with Julia Louis-Dreyfus at the "Veep" premiere.

Britain's Parliament is reportedly looking at compensating the children who serve as royal fart sniffers. Historically, they have never been paid for their work.

Oscar Isaac and Alicia Vikander, attend a special screening of "Ex Machina" at the Crosby Street Hotel on Monday, April 6, in New York. Isaac stars as a programmer who evaluates a breakthrough in sexy lady robots, Vikander. No, you can't order one.

Chainsaw sculptor Stacy Poitras, his wife Alison Eastwood and Francesca Eastwood are seen at the Twentieth Century Fox Premiere of "The Longest Ride" on Monday, April 6, in Hollywood.

The movie "The Longest Ride," based on the Nicholas Sparks book, is about a bull-rider named Luke, a young college student named Sophia and an elderly man named Ira who is trapped in an isolated car wreck. The film's premiere took over the street in front of Hollywood's TCL Chinese Theatre with a miniature rodeo...

...The clean-up crew probably would've voted for a wrecked car theme.

Stars Scott Eastwood, Luke, and Britt Robertson, Sophia, appear to be using a new app that determines if there's food in your teeth before facing the photographers.

...We're not sure if the app works for cow pies.

"Cinderella" star Lily James celebrated her 26th birthday in Tokyo where she was presented with a movie-themed cake. James, reportedly, refused to eat the cake after learning it was made from seaweed and frosted with whale fat, forcing the cake's baker to commit seppuku.

Josh Gad and Billy Crystal, stars of the new FX series "The Comedians," wonder why no one seems to notice them at the show's premiere in Santa Monica on Monday...

...While Dana Delany walks the other end of "The Comedians" red carpet.

Children flooded the South Lawn of the White House for hours before Secret Service personnel took notice. Reportedly, warning shots and tear gas were used to clear the area.

A suspected member of Hezbunna was also taken into custody.

Notorious party planner and armpit non-shaver Ladyfag attends the 2015 Center Dinner benefit gala at Cipriani's Wall Street on Thursday, April 2, in New York.

Mary-Louise Parker attends the 2015 Center Dinner benefit gala, an exclusive fundraiser in celebration of the LGBT community.

Alan Cumming is seen arriving at the Center Dinner gala. Each year the dinner raises funds to create and maintain programs and services that empower people in the LGBT community to lead healthy, successful lives.

Scientists studying the human genome say they may have identified the first "gay gene."

Singer Kellie Pickler attends the 2015 CMT Upfront event at the TimesCenter on Thursday, April 2, in New York.

Meghan Trainor performs at the FULLBEAUTY Brands re-launching event of fullbeauty.com at Guastavino's on Thursday, April 2, in New York.

Plus-size model Ashley Graham is seen entering the FULLBEAUTY re-launching event.

Miss USA 2014 Nia Sanchez was also seen entering the FULLBEAUTY event. But, oddly, no one has seen her leaving the event.

Runners take the starting line at the 12th annual Scotland Run in New York's Central Park to celebrate Scotland Week festivities, Saturday, April 4, 2015.

AND they're off!

"I know, it LOOKS like a scepter but it's also a cigarette lighter."

A miniature wax version of Pharrell Williams was unveiled at Madame Tussauds on Wednesday, April 1, in New York.

...Williams was on hand for the unveiling.

Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's troubles are only starting after it was revealed that he will sign-off on Indiana Senate Bill 2407 that, some say, could open the door for discrimination against individuals without belly stars.

Vin Diesel poses for a photo during the Vin Diesel Counts to Seven ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Wednesday, April 1, in Los Angeles. The "Furious" actor deserves to celebrate...

...considering Mr. Diesel's struggle only two months ago.

MTV bisexual dating show star Tila Tequila was spotted in Times Square on Tuesday, March 31, proving she's still alive and still able to walk.

TV detritus Omarosa Manigault, Tila Tequila, and Angela Raiola aka Big Ang attend a celebration of the new AOL original series "Connected" at the Times Square on Tuesday, March 31. The reality show is entirely filmed by the cast members themselves -- taking reality television, and the people that watch it, to all-new lows.

Jennifer Hudson and Iggy Azalea perform at the iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on Sunday, March 29, in Los Angeles.

Swift arrived, confident that she'd crush her competition as long as her sass held out.

Host Jamie Foxx got the Twitterverse in an uproar with his joke, "We got Bruce Jenner, who will be doing some musical performances. He's doing a his-and-her duet all by himself." This was good news to Chris Brown, who appreciated the chance to be the "good guy" on stage.

Taylor Swift, left, screams as she accepts the award for Artist of the Year. She'd also go on to win Spunkiest Brat Artist, Best Fake Laugh and Coldest Feigned Stare awards.

Rihanna rocked the iHeart stage in a flashy fur, reportedly stripped from the recently deceased Oscar the Grouch.

Move along, ladies, before we call the cops! This is a family event.

Do you really want to shave me?

Wow, Niki Sixx and wife Courtney Bingham arrive at the iHeartRadio Music Awards (and 1992 at the same time).

Jennifer Hudson reacts as she may have found the source of the contraband pillows that have been showing up on the cell block.

Hudson reacts again when she realizes she may have to call Da Bomb Squad.

"I'm such a fan. You remind me of my Nana."

"I'd like to stomp the cuteness right out of you. I want it so bad I can taste it."

Lil' Kim made an appearance. UPDATE: This may not be Lil' Kim.

Big Boy arrives at the iHeartRadio Music Awards (he really looks a lot different without the hamburger).

Human trafficking has become an increasing problem at pop music award shows. The authorities just can't figure out the mode of transport.

Even chains can't contain Nick Jonas' cuteness!

Maybe that IS patchouli smell.

The iHeartRadio Music Awards' staff likes to keep things moving on schedule which can make for some awkward moments.

Oh no. Grandma got out and she's wearing the chainmail

Media gather outside the home of "Top Gear's" Jeremy Clarkson, in west London, Wednesday, March 25, 2015. The BBC decided Wednesday not to renew Clarkston's contract after a fracas with his producer, Oisin Tymon, sent the man to the hospital with a swollen and bloody lip. Clarkson hid from the cameras, inset, while admitting a car into his building.

To promote Italian motor scooter safety, Pope Francis traded his traditional mitre for a white helmet. Rumors that he's trading in the Popemobile for a cannon have not yet been confirmed.

The boy band One Direction has confirmed that member Zayn Malik has left the group. Nothing was mentioned as to where Malik is going but his perfectly-groomed facial hair could be a sign that he's joining an ISIS-like boy band. His non-threatening sexuality will be missed.

Republican contenders are lining up after Ted Cruz's announcement that he'll run for the U.S. presidency. It' going to be an interesting election season.

Ali Landry and Jaime Pressly pose at Big City Moms Presents "The Biggest Baby Shower Ever" at Skirball Cultural Center on Tuesday, March 24, in Los Angeles. Reportedly, the event drew hundreds of diapered grown men, wearing shower caps.

Actor Ben Affleck and Bill Gates were on Capitol Hill on Thursday, March 26, to testify before the Senate State, Foreign Operations, and Related Programs subcommittee hearing on diplomacy, development and national security.

"I just think our troops would be more effective if they wore capes and carried batarangs instead of guns. I mean, you do that AND put bat ears on their helmets, that's gonna get the terrorist's attention!"

"Nailed it!"

Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly were there to honor Will Ferrell with a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame on Tuesday, March 24.

U.S. singer Jermaine Jackson, greasier, and his two sons, Jaafar, left, and Jermajesty, walk on the red carpet upon their arrival for the Asian Film Awards in Macau, Wednesday, March 25. Nothing in this caption was fabricated.

Rick Perry hasn't stepped into the presidential ring, yet, but said that if he were president, he would end big government and make it as small as the incredibly small pen he was holding.

Emilia Clarke poses with the creators and executive producers of "Game of Thrones," David Benioff, left, and Dan Weiss at the season 5 premiere at the War Memorial Opera House, Monday, March 23, in San Francisco.

Sophie Turner turns some heads as she arrives at the Season 5 premiere.

...And Emilia Clarke caused the heads to snap back.

Kit Harington enjoys a laugh at the premiere, even though his character dies in the first scene of the episode (Spoiler alert: Don't read that last part if you're watching the series).

Maisie Williams arrives in a "big girl" dress.

Nathalie Emmanuel arrives at the season 5 premiere of "Game of Thrones."

Sophie Turner turns her own head as she wonders what that grumbling noise is...

Peter Dinklage.

Spanish director Jaume Collet and Irish actor Liam Neeson pose for photographers during the premiere of the film "Run All Night" in Madrid on Tuesday, March 24.

Neeson held up well during the event, but it was apparent that he was itching to shoot someone.

"...Not at all your honor. My client was merely poining out that he delivered some of her biggest hits. I'll instruct him to shut up, your honor."

Aretha Franklin is looking pretty snazzy at her annual birthday bash at The Ritz Carlton on Sunday, March 22, in New York.

Attorney General Eric Holder came to Aretha's party, apparently to press federal charges for looking so hot!

Al Sharpton and his adopted daughter and/or girlfriend Aisha McShaw made Aretha Franklin's birthday bash.

NBC's Tamron Hall and Lawrence O'Donnell were in the crowd that included clive Davis, Valerie Simpson, Feddie Jackson, Lee Daniels, Charlie Rangel and Rev. Al Sharpton, to name a few.

Of course, with pipes like Aretha's...

...cake blowing can be dangerous.

"I really like your hat." "No way! I really like YOUR hat."

Representatives from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service are looking into solutions for the recent surge in sheep hiccuping.

The blood, it speaks! It says, "Reply hazy, try again later."

Elton John and Lady Gaga attend Backstage at the Geffen on Sunday, March 22, in Los Angeles.

Elton John got a few drinks in him and decided to mop the room with the next clown who asked why Benny had "electric boobs."

"I'm not sure I understand. What SHOULD be in my wallet?"

"I know it was you, Georgo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

"I'm really over your hat." "Well YOUR hat makes me hate you."

Zoe Saldana, Gwen Stefani and Amy Adams attend The Hollywood Reporter & Jimmy Choo Celebration of the Most Powerful Stylists in Hollywood, on Wednesday, March 18, in West Hollywood.

Olivia Munn takes a lucky seat at the garden soiree which celebrates entertainment's biggest style makers and their A-list clients. These are the people that take the pigs and hags of Hollywood and make them Oscar presentable.

To Zoe Saldana's delight a slow-motion cat fight breaks out between Amy Adams and Gwen Stefani over the last potato skin but security was able to break it up before any blood was drawn.

Odeya Rush saw the whole thing and hasn't been able to speak since.

And Munn was able to pilfer the potato skin while the others were distracted.

For some lucky JetBlue passengers the flight from New York to Austin was shared by VH1 hosts Michelle Buteau, Nick Lachey, Kelly Rizzo and Rob Lewis. Some even luckier passengers flew another airline.

Emily Ratajkowski arrives at The Hollywood Reporter party.

Halsey is seen on the Universal Music Group stage at the SXSW 2015 Experience, Thursday, March 19, in Austin, Texas.

Halsey is just another example of unfortunate entertainers born with only one name. Around the world babies born with one name are shunned by their communities and forced to live in dung huts where they play pop music for scraps of food and prescription drugs.

...And speaking of names, Urban Cone was bearing down and pushing out some tunes on the Universal Music Group stage at the SXSW.

Guests react to an elephant during a pre-show performance of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, Thursday, March 19, in Washington. It was recently announced elephants would be eliminated from its circus performances by 2018.

Ringling Bros. has also announced the addition of The World's Largest B.B.Q. attraction debuting sometime in 2018.

The circus, reportedly, also wants to point out that, even after 2018, they will continue the long-standing tradition of abusing dogs, tigers and other animals.

Rumors that Miley Cyrus has joined the terrorist group Boko Haram...

...Could to be substantiated by this photo.

Actors Lily James and Robert Madden pose for photographers at the "Cinderella" exhibition in London on Friday, March 20. The exhibition displays costumes and props from the film and is on display to the general public.

Holliday Grainger, Lily James and Helena Bonham Carter posed together at the "Cinderella" exhibition, probably wondering which of them was the fairest of all.

...When it probably occurred to them that they were all fairer than most movie-goers and they'd make a fortune because of it.

Iggy Azalea performs at the Samsung Milk Music Lounge during the SXSW Music Festival on early Thursday morning, March 19, 2015 in Austin, Texas.

Azalea takes a moment to point to one of her dancers who appears to be Asian. This may have been offered as proof that she's no longer stealing solely from black performers.

Dewey Duck, nephew of the famous Donald Duck and one of the heirs to the Scrooge McDuck fortune, was taken into custody yesterday after producers of a Disney Channel documentary revealed audio that, they claim, captures Dewey Duck admitting to carrying out the anvil-related demise of his first wife Petunia Pig, as well as the untimely ends of two other women.

Pig's body had been found outside the couple's Malibu home, in Dec. of 1987, apparently crushed with an anvil ordered by Duck from the Acme Anvil Co. but a jury found insufficient evidence to convict Duck of the crime.

Dewey Duck was again arrested after the disappearances of his girlfriend Gladys Le Pew, ex-wife of star Pepé Le Pew, and family friend Ferdie Fieldmouse in August of 1994. Again, Duck was acquitted in both cases due to lack of evidence.

Sophie Turner poses for photographers at the Tower of London for the world premiere of the fifth season of "Game of Thrones" on Wednesday, March 18.

Kit Harington takes a moment to reconsider dragging that stuffed wolf with him to the premiere.

Nathalie Emmanuel poses for photographers at the premiere.

Iwan Rheon plays Ramsay Snow/Bolton, the maniac who cut the character Theon Greyjoy's genitals off in Season Three of the series.

...Alfie Allen plays Theon Greyjoy and isn't happy about having to sit next to Iwan Rheon.

Gwendoline Christie arrives at the premiere, apparently under the impression that they were appearing in costume.

Sarah Paulson signs the event poster backstage for the Television Academy's member event, "An Evening with the Women of American Horror Story," Tuesday, March 17, in Hollywood.

If she laughs any harder Gabourey Sidibe may squeak out a "Horror Story" of her own for Kathy Bates.

Former professional wrestler Stacy Keibler arrives at the 30th Anniversary Impact Awards Dinner at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel on Tuesday, March 17, in Beverly Hills.

Singer John Legend poses before the event. The Impact Awards honor outstanding members of the Los Angeles community

Actress Jessica Alba served as the host for the Impact Awards Dinner.

Nerd-o-licious singer Lisa Loeb performed at the gala where E-commerce entrepreneurs Brian and Mira Lee and Irwin Gold, Executive Chairman of Houlihan Lokey, were honored.

NO_USE_insidious1 After earning international accolades for her role as Velma, actress Hayley Kiyoko poses at the Chicago trailer launch event for "Insidious: Chapter 3," which is supposed to be pretty scary...

...But not as scary as the people that show up for a trailer launch event.

Boycott! Why-a this boycott? These words we say, they mean-a nothing. They just words that-a come into our brains. Why-a is Elton so upset-a with us? We LOVE Elton, we LOVE-a gay marriage an-a we LOVE the invetro babies. In-a fact, we gonna make our next-a collection out of the invetro babies.

Producer/Screenwriter Sean Penn and girlfriend Charlize Theron slide into the Los Angeles Premiere of Open Road Films' "The Gunman" on Thursday, March 12, in Los Angeles.

18-year-old Brandon Thomas Lee gets props for trying to look cool while attending "The Gunman" premiere with his mom.

...Pamela Anderson also gets props, but purely for chiropractic reasons.

Amy Schumer reflects on her life and career in 'A Conversation with Amy Schumer' during the South by Southwest Film Festival on Monday, March 16, in Austin, Texas. Or that guy, eating a doughnut, in the third row.

Victoria Beckham smiles as she arrives at the amfAR Hong Kong gala.

Robin Thicke, Paris Hilton, and April Love Geary attend after party for the inaugural amfAR Hong Kong gala on Saturday, March 14, in Hong Kong. The New York Times reports the amfAR event raised more than $4 million for AIDS research.

For some reason Hong Kong lyricist Wyman Wong was thinking about a sandwich.

Gwyneth Paltrow hosted the gala and actress Michelle Yeoh was honored for her work in AIDS awareness.

DJ Fat Tony is really regretting those 12 brussel sprout and deviled egg appetizers he downed 20 minutes ago.

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss need to smoke your cigarettes and drink your blood. And you'll let them.

Robin Thicke took the amfAR after party stage but just couldn't get a certain lady out of his head.

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Star Ashley Judd arrives at the premiere of "The Divergent Series: Insurgent" at the Ziegfeld Theatre on Monday, March 16, in New York.

Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort pose for photographers at the "Insurgent" premiere.

England's "Underworld" and "Divergent" star Theo James has apparently given up on his music career to act in banal young adult novels-turned-movies. At least he'll get paid.

"Insurgent" star Maggie Q and fiance Dylan McDermott pose at the premiere.

Actress Ashley Judd lets it all hang out at the "Insurgent" premiere party at Guastavino's in New York.

Mira Sorvino once won an Oscar for her role as a hooker but her real sins include "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion," "The Replacement Killers" and, of course, her role on "Will & Grace." But now she's atoning with her starring role in the religitainment spectacular, "Do You Believe?"

Brian Bosworth and Mira Sorvino seen at Pure Flix Football player-turned-awful actor, Brian Bosworth and Mira Sorvino attend the Pure Flix Entertainment premiere of "Do You Believe?" at Arclight Hollywood on Monday, March 16, in Los Angeles. The film's plot is described as a "faith-fueled journey that powerfully impacts everyone it touches in ways that only God could orchestrate." And, yet, God does NOT appear in the film's credits.

Lee and Faith Majors walk the "Do You Believe?" red carpet. Faith is the one holding a sign with her name on it.

Madison Pettis looks like a believer.

Outspoken Conservative, birther and homophobe Pat Boone sizzles South Beach in stark aqua and carcinoma tones...

...Which is really a step in the right direction.

Kathy Griffin, the fearless comedian and LGBT advocate, has quit her chair on E!'s "Fashion Police" after only 7 episodes. Via Twitter, Griffin said "...I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference." It's still unconfirmed if she'll be taking over the hosting reins on the next season of E!'s "Botched".

Veronica Lavery arrives at the LA Premiere of "What Now" at Laemmle Music Hall on Tuesday, March 10, in Beverly Hills. Lavery plays Bambi in the movie about online swipe dating in Los Angeles.

Transgressive model, performer Jefree Star arrives at the LA Premiere of "What Now." Star plays Victoria in the film.

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One-time model and TV personality Janice Dickinson attended the "What Now" premiere. She uses a mirror when conversing, allegedly, to confirm she's still breathing.

Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber attended the Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber vs Manny Pacquiao Press Conference at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Wednesday, March 11, in Los Angeles.

Weight loss, anemia, itching and diarrhea are only some of the warning signs that could mean you have a parasite problem. If you have these symptoms for longer than a week you should speak with your doctor.

Jesse Metcalfe and Meghan Ory are accosted by unemployed actors as they attend the world premiere of "Dead Rising: Watchtower" at Sony Pictures Studios on Wednesday, March 11, in Culver City, Calif.

"Kedra on Top" star/Playboy model/annoying laugher Kendra Wilkinson and her husband/former football player/alleged transgender affair-haver Hank Baskett attend the "Dead Rising: Watchtower" premiere. Who needs zombies?

No stranger to scandal himself, dog actor Jiff Pom makes his first public appearance after a two month rehab stint to treat a rumored sofa cushion addiction.

Lord Fustang, the person behind Mord Fustang, the artist behind hours of repetitive electronic noise, was able to attend the "Dead Rising: Watchtower" premiere (and stayed pretty late for a school night).

Director Zach Lipovsky, left, and actor Rob Riggle, sucking in gut, pretend to listen to actress Carrie Genzel at the "Dead Rising: Watchtower" premiere.

Jennifer Lopez arrives at the "American Idol XIV" finalists party at The District by Hannah An on Wednesday, Mar. 11th in Los Angeles.

Quentin Alexander arrives at the "American Idol XIV" finalists party. Apparently he was told it was a costume party.

Jennifer Lopez did a little more arriving.

…And those other guys from the show were there.

Oscar winner Jared Leto is seen in costume for his next role, starring as the child of the only couple capable of surviving a brain-eating viral pandemic.

But we don't want to give too much away...

...And Catherine Deneuve plays the zany mother-in-law.

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an antique fighter plane is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!" "Never tell me the odds!"

Jason Alexander, Michael Richards and Jerry Seinfeld attend the Inaugural Los Angeles Baby Buggy Fatherhood Lunch at Palm Restaurant on Wednesday, March 4, in Beverly Hills. Baby Buggy, a nonprofit started by Seinfeld's wife, Jessica, provides the needy with childcare supplies.

Rumors that Michael Stipe moved any of his facial muscles during the world premiere of "Chappie" at the AMC Loews Lincoln Square on Wednesday, March 4, in New York, have been proven false.

Steve Guttenberg attended the world premiere of "Chappie" on Wednesday, March 4, in New York, until someone recognized him and he ran off, returning to his sewer home. "Cocoon:" We must never forget!

"Gotham's" Robin Taylor was also at the "Chappie" world premiere. And from the looks of it, that IS his real-life hair and NOT just a character thing (and you thought Two Face was creepy).

Holi, India's celebration of the arrival of spring, involves the throwing colored powder and water at others. Here, hipster tourists enjoy the Holi celebration until they're informed they belonged to the sudras, the lowest of India's caste system, and were made to clean the awful mess up.

Well, that's ONE way to keep warm.

It was "An Evening of SeriousFun Celebrating the Legacy of Paul Newman" at New York's Avery Fisher Hall and George and Danny were sharing a laugh. George's short jokes were always funny, but Danny's machete fantasy was funnier.

Police raided the home of pop star Prince after neighbors complained of hearing flamboyant, falsetto screams. The officers left after the artist explained it was just a sneeze.

"Let me read that back to you. You want two deluxe burgers with bacon, chicken nuggets with BBQ, two large french fries, a large chocolate shake and a medium toilet water. If your order's correct please pull around."

Sure, Marko Mitanovski's extensive use of lacing in his London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2015/16 line was brilliant -- but Sandy really had to pee.

Her manager has confessed that Madonna's behavior has been quite erratic since her fall at the Brit Awards last week.

William always imagined himself a benevolent leader, but just once, he'd like to cut someone's head off.

Trey Songz performs during the Between The Sheets Tour at Philips Arena on Monday, Mar. 2, in Atlanta.

Songz attributes his bass-heavy sound to his new "organic sub-woofers."

"Crickey, look at the dinger on this one!"

Actor Taylor Kinney and his fiancee Lady Gaga take part in the Chicago Polar Plunge at North Avenue Beach on Sunday, March 1, in Chicago.

Gaga mounted Kinney for the icey plunge into Lake Michigan.

Actor Vince Vaughn was also on hand to benefit Special Olympics. The event raised over $1M for the charity.

Taylor Kinney and fiancee Lady Gaga were joined by Kinney's "Chicago Fire" castmates and 4,500 others for the frigid dip.

Lisa Rinna arrives at the Family Equality Council Los Angeles Awards Dinner held at the Beverly Hilton on Saturday, Feb. 28, in Beverly Hills.

Lea Michele was one of the featured performers at the FEC event. Family Equality Council sponsors events and programs that help the LGBTQ community with parenting, legal protections and safe schools.

Sandra Bernhard served as host and waiter for the FEC 11th Annual Los Angeles Awards Dinner.

"Real Housewife of Beverly Hills" Camille Grammer has been working on her "sexy" face (keep working).

Harry Hamlin shows his nerves of steel as gets his face near his wife's gaping maw.

He's Lance Bass (and he came to get down).

Leonard Nimoy: 1931 - 2015

Kim Kardashian started quite a Twitter war, yesterday, when she posted, "Wow, it's really dark here. #WhatDidIStepIn #Gross."

This launched an online debate of 480,000 Tweets with people like Taylor Swift Tweeting, "UR kidding? It's NOT dark, it's totally bright! #YourSoDumb"

Experts at MIT have explained the social media discrepancy as having to do with the individual Twit's location on the Earth, relative to the position of the Sun. Whether the Twit's eyes were open or shut at the time of posting may also have been a factor.

Rita Ora poses for photographers upon arrival at the Brit Awards 2015 at the 02 Arena in London, Wednesday, Feb. 25. The Brit Awards are the British Phonographic Industry's annual equivalent of the Grammy Awards.

Ben Thatcher and Mike Kerr from the band Royal Blood pose for photographers at the Brit Awards. They won the award for best British Group.

Charli XCX lets it all hang out for photographers at the Brit Awards 2015.

Taylor Swift shows off her International Female Solo Artist Award.

Angry model Cara Delevingne wore this hat to the Brit Awards. She hates hats!

The body of Jimmy Page is seen propped up on the Brit Awards red carpet.

Mark Ronson receives his best British Single award onstage. Ronson and Bruno Mars got the Brit Award for their single "Uptown Funk."

Madonna took a nasty fall while performing at the Brit Awards when her tear-away cape didn't.

The 78-year-old was stunned from the fall but she climbed to her feet, tore off her dented truss and continued like a champ.

So her eunuch dancers reportedly tossed her into the orchestra pit and gored her until she was motionless. Bravo, eunuchs!

Superfan Jordan James Parke is either turning himself in Kim Kardashian or Howard the Duck. We're not sure which.

Oscar Mayer is reportedly negotiating a six-figure paid-in-trade deal to secure a spokesperson for their new line of overstuffed bratwurst.

They say, "You can't squeeze blood from a Stone." But if you try, you're more likely to get a little pee.

How is it John never noticed that podium before? Today, he just looked up and there it was; its mahogany finish was so deep and lustrous. He knew his day was about to get complicated.

Sure, Gaga was scheduled to sing, but she still had that stack of dishes that needed washing.

Iran attacked a replica of a U.S. aircraft carrier during naval drills on Wednesday, Feb. 25. U.S. Navy spokesman Cmdr. Kevin Stephens downplayed the event, saying the U.S. military was "not concerned about this exercise." Stephens then leaned back in his chair and farted into his Ali Khamenei seat cushion.

Jesus Davila Jr., 70, of Naperville, Ill. couldn't stop laughing after winning the largest prize in Illinois Lottery history. Asked what he'll do with the $265 million he said he always wanted to hunt and kill a human, but he'd settle for a Mercedes.

Senate Republicans have announced their newest immigration plan to establish a pathway to citizenship.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive at the world premiere of "Focus" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Tuesday, Feb. 24, in Los Angeles.

Alfonso Ribeiro and wife Angela Unkrich arrive on the "Focus" red carpet (which is a good color choice considering she's ready to pop).

Will Smith poses with "Focus" co-star Margot Robbie at the film's world premiere.

"Baby, you know I had to pose with her because she's the co-star, right? Now, will you, please, unclench my junk?"

Vice President Joe Biden asks, "what's good for lunch" during a stop at The Works Bakery and Cafe Wednesday, in Concord, N.H. He was served a Please Don't Run Reuben sandwich, with extra cheese.

The shallow water red sea anemone lives off the coast of Southern California and attracts its prey with a lure shaped like a Porsche key fob.

Reaction to Lady Gaga's beautiful, kinda boring, Oscar tribute to "The Sound of Music" was a little sad. The popular sentiment was surprise that she didn't show any naughty bits or wear any meat. She HAS been touring with Tony Bennett people, (you need to get out more).

"See, I respect that. But, all I'm sayin' is the Batmobile could take out more bad guys than a single sniper."

"My precious!"

Oprah Winfrey presented the award for whatever she wants. And you'll like it.

Idina Menzel: OMG, I'm actually on stage with John Travolta! I hope he remembers my name this time. John Travolta: I had to rehearse this all week; "Idina."

Menzel: I can't believe this, the guy from "Pulp Fiction!" Travolta: Who on Earth names their kid "India?" Wait...

Menzel: He's REALLY close. I can see all his makeup and nose hair. Travolta: "Indiana?" Oh no, no, no, "Idionia?" Oh God, they're all going to laugh at me!

Menzel: Is he caught on me? Why is he still holding my face? Travolta: "Indira?" Oh Lord, she's doing it again!

Menzel: He smells like boiled eggs! Travolta: I'd like to eat her face! Oh why didn't I write her stupid name on my hand!

Menzel: Security! Someone, please help me! Travolta: Alright, I think that went pretty well. The press will be singing my praises tomorrow.

Host Neil Patrick Harris and Anna Kendrick perform at the Oscars at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles.

...And Jack Black delivered the high point of the evening -- only five minutes in.

Lupita Nyong'o presents J.K. Simmons with the award for best actor in a supporting role for "Whiplash," and got a great rate on renter's insurance at the same time.

"I'm supposed to be up there; I'm famous. I'm pretty sure you don't even know who I am."

Questlove, Will Arnett (as Batman), and Mark Mothersbaugh joined Tegan and Sara and The Lonely Island in that song from "The Lego Movie."

In an homage to a scene from "Birdman," Neil Patrick Harris took the stage in his underpants. The next day he appeared on "Live! With Kelly and Michael" where he denied stuffing a sock into the briefs. However, there is still the matter of a missing Oscar statue.

Best Director winner Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu joked, "Tonight I am wearing the real Michael Keaton tighty whities. They are tight, smell like balls, but it worked! I'm here. Thank you, Michael." (Kudos for skivvy jokes)

Patricia Arquette accepts the award for best actress in a supporting role for "Boyhood." She then used her pulpit to demand equal pay for women. But, she didn't say anything about AIDS or cancer or war or death. It really makes you wonder about her. The Celebrity Buzz staff is going to keep their eye on her.

Does anyone else see this?

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...Yeah. It's pretty clear, we're not the only ones.

Maybe, Julianne Moore shouldn't have eaten all those shrimp before accepting the award for best actress in a leading role for "Still Alice." (And good for her!)

Host Emmy Rossum arrives at the 17th Costume Designers Guild Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Tuesday, Feb. 17, in Beverly Hills. Each year the Costume Designers celebrate the costume designers that design costumes for film, television, commercials and animation (animation, really?).

Too bad for Mindy Kaling, the costume designers don't cover costume designer awards shows.

Loni Anderson is still around.

Burt and Ernie have heard ALL the jokes. So don't even try it.

Dr. Jane Aronson presents Amy Poehler with the unity award at unite4:good at Variety's 2nd annual unite4:humanity at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Thursday, Feb.19.

Demi Lovato presents "K.C.Undercover's" Zendaya with the young luminary award. The united4:good foundation (they don't use caps) hosted their second annual event to honor stars from the entertainment industry for their philanthropic work. Seven non-celebrities were also honored with a chance to win a number of grants (so the event wasn't entirely just a Hollywood photo-op).

"So, like, c'mon man, there's this whole world in, like, computers!"

Halle Berry accepts the creative conscience award.

Christina Applegate accepts the right action for women award. The event also kicks off a coalition of industry partners focused on exploring ways that media makers can integrate and inspire social change through their projects (and here you thought product placement was devious).

And, again, Emmy Rossum.

So the next time you hear Pink performing or watch a movie and suddenly feel like helping others, maybe you should do something rotten instead. Let Hollywood know they can't control us.

Robert Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) was arrested on charges of burglary and grand theft in Lantana, Florida, on Wednesday, Feb. 18. Items including a pool heater, bicycles and lawn furniture were removed from an "abandoned" home adjacent to a home Van Winkle had been working on for his DIY Network show "The Vanilla Ice Project."

Of course, if no one was living in the home then the items weren't being used and if they weren't being used then, by definition, they're trash and the owners of the unused property should probably be thanking Mr. Van Winkle for hauling it away. Why is it a crime to borrow things that aren't being used? Like pool heaters, or base lines.

Spokesmen for DIY have confirmed that Van Winkle will soon begin work on a new show for the network tentatively called "Cell Crashers."

In other music news: Billy Idol performed at the Wiltern Theater on Wednesday, Feb. 18, in Los Angeles. It's amazing that, after all these years, the blind and deaf Idol, 78*, still has the energy to pump his fist to a sold out crowd. (*Unconfirmed)

It's, also, amazing that after all these years, no one has apparently tried to wash guitarist Steve Stevens' hair (gross).

Mariana Paola Vicente plays Shot Girl in not-so-anticipated "Hot Tub Time Machine 2."

Rob Corddry, Adam Scott, Clark Duke and Craig Robinson, stars of "Hot Tub Time Machine 2," pose together at the premiere of the film at the Regency Village Theater on Wednesday, Feb. 18, in Los Angeles.

The stars weren't ALL that were out as "Hot Tub" and "Shark Night 3D" star Christine Bently, also, attended the premiere.

Star Adam Scott poses with "Hot Tub Time Machine 2" producer Andrew Panay at the premiere of the film. "So, the hair bun... Are they still doing that?"

Model and "How I Met Your Mother" (guest) star Bianca Haase walks the "Hot Tub" red carpet.

The rat costumes were amazingly realistic. Unfortunately, for the ladies wearing them, the traps were even more so.

Cancun's E. coli epidemic is finally affecting the beaches.

The ladies of the Bullbrundi tribe really enjoyed Madonna's set on the Grammys. But now they just wanted their men back.

After only a week of dismal reviews, Disneyland has decided to close and retool their Disease Mountain ride.

"Just let wear it for tonight. I've got this thing I'm supposed to do."

The street revelers didn't mind Panama City's efforts to "clean up Carnival" but the spin cycle turned out to be a horrible idea!

Rocko's owner got a tattoo of Rocko's girlfriend to ease the awkwardness of leg humping. But it was still awkward.

The uphill segment is really the hardest part.

"Hey kid, you want a popsicle?"

Hasbro, maker of the popular Furby robotic toys is warning consumers not to feed them.

Chris Brown showed off some of his best moves for a crowd at Barclays Center on Monday, Feb. 16, in New York. This one is called the "Sucka Pop Elbow to the Face."

This crowd pleaser is called the "Over the Top Spine Buster."

Then there's the popular "You Think You're Better Then Me? Are You Better Then a Kick?" move.

Brown finishes his routine with his classic "But Baby, It's Only Because I Love You" pose. What a performer!

"It's OK, baby. Daddy's ugly fashion line can't hurt you."

Mary J. Blige and Rihanna attend the Zac Posen Fall 2015 show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall at Grand Central Terminal on Monday, Feb. 16 in New York.

Model Coco Rocha pauses before taking her seat at the Zac Posen show to look like she's just eaten a sour-tasting bug (Classic model move). That's why she's the best.

Kesha (no longer "Ke$ha") shows off her new look at the Posen Fall 2015 show. She isn't rocking any of her signature makeup smears, blue lipstick, trashy hair braids, glitter or ANY found objects glued to her face. Sometimes it's hard to watch them grow up.

Zac is "Posen" with Rihanna. "Posen"

Anna Wintour shows that great taste doesn't always involve good taste at Rag & Bone show in New York.

Industry experts are predicting Halloween 2015 is going to be big for Renee Zellweger's new look. (Quit booing)

Using our proprietary Timeviewatron, we're able to show you a preview of Madonna at next year's Grammys.

New York's HOT 97 FM hosted "The Tip-Off" with performances by Puff Daddy, Snoop Dogg and others. Diddy (Daddy) handed large bottles of vodka to the audience although ear plugs might have been equally appreciated.

Faith Evans took the stage with Diddy. Let's hope she got paid for the product placement.

R&B singer and BET reality star Keyshia Cole performs at "The Tip-Off."

For Lil Kim, who has apparently denied having any work done on her face, "The Tip-Off" surely has a special meaning (look at her nose).

CW and Scooby-Doo! star Robbie Amell, left, and Bella Thorne arrive at the Los Angeles Fan Screening of "THE DUFF" on Thursday, Feb. 12, in Los Angeles.

Bianca A. Santos arrives at "THE DUFF" screening, a film about a high school senior who learns that she's known around school as 'The DUFF' (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). We don't think Santos plays the starring role.

It isn't Skyler Samuels.

Allison Janney, nope (too old).

It isn't "Modern Family's" Sarah Hyland. She's not even in the movie.

And no way is it Bella Thorne (not even with a fat suit). That just leaves...

...And the winner is -- Mae Whitman?

Julianne Moore, winner of the Leading Actress award, Mike Leigh winner of the special award for Outstanding British Contribution to Cinema, Patricia Arquette, winner of Best Supporting Actress and J.K. Simmons winner of the Best Supporting actor pose on the stage, during the British Academy Film and Television Awards 2015, at the Royal Opera House, in London, Sunday, Feb. 8.

Eddie Redmayne, winner of Best Actor for "The Theory of Everything" kept playing with his award so they took it away.

Kanye West debuted his own line of ill-fitting, tattered and entirely inappropriate clothing on Thursday, Feb. 12, during Fashion Week in New York.

The self-proclaimed fashion genius looked as dismal...

...as the crowd. Even his closest enablers looked bored to tears, including "American Vogue's" Anna Wintour who we know is sleeping behind those sunglasses.

We'd give $1,000 to know what this model thinks of Kanye's fashion genius. Maybe a super-sized ego and a pop music career isn't the same as design talent. So what's next?

...Clothing by Iggy Azalea?

Sir Paul was fine until the "gang stuff" started.

Miley's publicist told her she needs to be more uplifting.

"I'm not sure if you took it this morning. Here, take another one. They're just idiot pills, what's the worst that can happen?"

"You thought I was f'real? It's a joke. I wouldn't wear this tent; my real dress is underneath."

"I thought you were just great in Culture Club."

"Please, ma'am. My date's coming back so you need to go back to your seat and put your drawers back on."

"Here's a little something for you. Just be careful with the bags, they're alligator."

"Can you smell Funions?"

"You can have who killed for me?"

"I don't want to be your dummy. Now get your hand out of my butt."

While there's no way to accurately gage the levels of attention-craving audaciousness of the event, some of the more desperate offenders need to be celebrated: Albanian recording artist Bleona Qereti left the best part of her dress dragging on the floor. Her chrome breast plate clearly didn't keep her warm but it did look wipeable, a great idea considering all those afterparty noshes.

Joy Villa's recording career may have been below radar before the Grammys but this dress-that-wasn't has gained her Google's attention. Nudity, who knew?

Joy Villa's recording career may have been below radar before the Grammys but this dress-that-wasn't has gained her Google's attention. Nudity, who knew?

Prince loves a line that we'll be talking about tomorrow, "Like books and black lives, albums still matter." Prince also loves the feeling of a Grammy in his hands.

But these days he's just giving them to other performers.

Beck beat out Beyonce for Best Album and Kanye West took the opportunity to show what an unchecked ego, stroked liberally by a circle of bum smoochers, can do.

West said the almost-repeat of his 2009 interruption of Taylor Swift's MTV Award win was a joke and then went on to tell the media how serious he was, "And Beck needs to respect artistry, he should have given his award to Beyonce. At this point, we tired of it. What happens is, when you keep on diminishing art, and not respecting the craft, and smacking people in the face after they deliver monumental feats of music, you're disrespectful to inspiration."

Pot meet kettle.

Sia was nominated for four Grammys for "Chandelier": Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Music Video, and Best Pop Solo Performance. She performed "Chandelier" for the Grammy crowd with the usual help of Maddie Ziegler and the unexpected Kristen Wiig.

We're not sure if Kristen Wiig is actually a pretty talented interpretive dancer or if interpretive dancing doesn't really take that much talent. Either way we were still wondering was that funny or art?

"Do we need a diaper check?"

"Maybe."

In an attempt to prove he's still relevant, Paul McCartney took the stage with Rihanna and Kanye West to perform their forgettable single "FourFiveSeconds." You were a Beatle, Paul. You don't need gimmicks.

Beyonce performed a moving, yet oddly stationary, rendition of "Take My Hand, Precious Lord," a gospel song her mother used to sing her. For her more secular fans it was a great opportunity for a bathroom break.

Oh Lord, Grandma's taking her clothes off again!

Madonna performed a walker-less version of her single, "Living for Love," to the delight of many (and the horror of more).

For the show Madonna was hoisted above a throng of writhing "bull men," which, ironically, she probably would have been doing anyways on a Sunday night.

That's right, fellas. Just get her back to her rocker so we can shoot her full of Xanax!

Arianna Grande took a real risk at the Grammys, performing without bunny ears.

Big winner Sam Smith poses in the press room with the awards for Best New Artist, Best Pop Vocal Album for “In the Lonely Hour”, Song of the Year for “Stay With Me”, and Record of the Year for “Stay With Me” at the 57th annual Grammy Awards.

Beyonce took home an arm-load of awards for Best R&B Performance for “Drunk in Love”, Best Surround Sound Album for “Beyonce”, and Best R&B Song for “Drunk in Love” at the 57th annual Grammy Awards. That's a turkey!

Best and Worst on the Grammy runway: "Actress" Joy Villa looked like she had a horrible accident with an orange mesh safety fence. She could have used a few orange cones to class it up.

Madonna's "trampador" costume turned quite a few heads (as they got sick).

Nicki Minaj is going to have back problems. A rough translation of her Chinese character tattoo: "Dangerous curve ahead."

Rita Ora looked pretty snappy at the 57th annual Grammy Awards.

Charlie XCX wore this tux with fur accents. Ironically, the tux revealed little skin but the way she wore it still made us feel dirty.

Not one known for good decisions, Kim Kardashian wore this Liberace-inspired bathrobe. It was both ostentatious and lurid at the same time.

Careful Kanye, that's a good way to lose a finger.

Rumor has it Katy Perry had purple hair when she arrived. We'll be able to confirm when we get around to looking up.

Giuliana Rancic slipped in (literally) wearing this daring pantsuit. Now you see her, now you don't.

Sia and dancer Maddie Ziegler, short one, hit the Grammy red carpet with "Don't think" and "Whatever dude" written on their hands. Artists. Weird.

We don't know who Frankie J. Grande is or why people keep taking his photo, but if they ever issue a Punch Someone for Free card...

Iggy Azalea doesn't look too happy wearing this grinning blue nightmare but her hair looks delicious.

Rihanna only received one ticket to the awards show but somehow her entire posse was seen backstage. Hmmm.

Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio hosts the VO|CO Mosquito Repellent party at the a pop-up party on January 30, in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Ambrosio is rumored to be unresponsive but in stable condition at Scottsdale Memorial Hospital.

C-list actress Allison McAtee attends the Recording Academy Producers and Engineers Wing 8th Annual Grammy Week Event at The Village Recording Studios on Tuesday, Feb. 3, in Los Angeles. (Who doesn't love mazes?)

...How weird is that?

Ric Ocasek and Nile Rodgers (or Diane Warren and Whoopi Goldberg) were also at the Recording Academy Producers and Engineers Wing 8th Annual Grammy Week Event.

A jury has found Britain's 70-year-old former glam rocker Gary Glitter, real name Paul Gadd, guilty of sex crimes, including sex with a girl under the age of 13, dating back to the 1970s. Glitter is seen arriving at London's Southwark Crown Court with his spit-umbrella in hand.

Rumors that singer Rihanna is dating actor Leonardo DiCaprio were cut short when the singer attended a Super Bowl tailgate part with rapper Kendrick Lamar (he's a little man).

Model Chrissy Teigen is (allegedly*) being held on federal drug trafficking charges. (*Or utterly falsely)

Teigen and her boyfriend, musician John Legend, were both detained after surveillance video revealed their alleged smuggling operation.

"Man, that last Hobbit film was, like, genius!"

British pop tart Charli XCX slouches at the Rolling Stone LIVE party, presented By Miller Lite and the Bernfeld Scoliosis Clinic on January 31, in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Recording artist Perry Farrell and his wife Etty Lau Farrell attend Rolling Stone LIVE event.

Actor/comedian/mostly celebrity roaster Jeff Ross and his abductee attend Rolling Stone LIVE event.

Aging rocker Steven Tyler greets singer Charli XCX before the Rolling Stone LIVE party on Super Bowl eve. Tyler was surprised to find the leather-clad XCX was also performing and not his usual warm-up groupie.

XCX was surprised to find Tyler wasn't one of her "grandmum's lady-friends."

"Your fingers are like, so old."

You'd think, after working so many celebrity weddings, parties and President Obama's inauguration, DJ Cassidy would be able to afford a better look.

OK, that's more like it.

Charli XCX wore a lavender evening gown on the Rolling Stone LIVE red carpet because she likes to look classy.

Author Harper Lee has surprised friends and fans with her announcement to publish "Go Set A Watchman," the sequel to her Pulitzer Prize-winning novel "To Kill a Mockingbird." Some are suggesting the 88-year-old author is being pressured to release "Watchman" but Lee laughed off the idea. The buzz is that Michael Bay is in talks with The Rock and Nicki Minaj to play Atticus and Scout, respectively, in the screen adaptation.

Actors Mila Kunis, David Ajala, Director Lana Wachowski, actors Kick Gurry, Sean Bean, and Channing Tatum attend the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures' 'Jupiter Ascending' at TCL Chinese Theatre on Monday, Feb. 2, in Hollywood.

Mila Kunis plays Jupiter Jones, an unmotivated, down-on-her-luck janitor who also happens to be the alien heir to Earth.

Jenna Dewan wasn't in the film but she was in this dress.

...And she's married to 'Jupiter Ascending' star Channing Tatum. Tatum plays Caine Wise, a genetically engineered half-albino, half wolf. You'll have to see the film to find out which half goes where.

Director/Writer/Producer Lana Wachowski attended the "Jupiter Ascending" Premiere. She's actually looking pretty good in her new gender digs.

...Well, better than she used to.

The film's villian is Balem Abrasax, an alien looking to squeeze humans to make youth serum. He's played by Eddie Redmayne.

Redmayne looks like he wants to go on squeezing, must be a method actor.

...And who can blame him.

Pffft.

These guys are looking for someone that likes martinis and fits into the latex rabbit suit.

What's black and white and red all over?

Reports are stating Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" Knight was questioned by Los Angeles County Sheriffs after two suspects, TV actor Trey Carter, deceased, and Cle "Broken-Bone" Sloan, maliciously attacked the wheels of Knight's Ford F-150 Raptor in Compton on Thursday, Jan. 29. Knight will be held behind protective custody bars until authorities are sure he's no longer in any danger.

Swiffer's getting into the apparel business. The Swiffer Sweep Suit will hit boutique racks and grocery store shelves this spring.

Kevin Hart's fiancé Eniko Parrish brought her tiny friend to the EA SPORTS Madden Bowl 2015 on Thursday, Jan., 29, in Phoenix.

OMG! He's SO little we just want to pick him up, stick him in our pocket and take him home!

French prisoners wear creations for Zuhair Murad's Spring-Summer 2015 Haute Couture collection presented in Centre pénitentiaire de Rennes, France, on Thursday, Jan. 29.

The standard orange jumpsuit is replaced by shear periwinkle emblazoned with sparkling tracking baubles. Plunging necklines and daringly high slits keep the convicts cool while laboring on the Parisian roadsides.

Medium and low security inmates assigned to the sweltering prison laundry will love the airiness and delicate embroidery in Lebanese stylist Zuhair Murad's 2015 Penal Couture Spring-Summer collection.

Prison guards, always on the lookout for trouble, will appreciate the simple lines and lack of shank-stashing points of this little number from Serkan Cura.

Whether you're pulling weeds along the Champs-Élysées or ladling out steaming bowls of gruel in the kitchen, Serkan Cura's homage to France's national dog breed will keep you the Queen of Gen Pop.

Cura includes a longer version that's more practical for winter months.

Stand Up To Cancer co-founder Katie Couric, Matthew McConaughey, and his wife, Camila Alves, arrive at Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer, an initiative that pulls the resources of the entertainment industry to encourage public support for cancer research. The event was held at the Book Bindery on Wednesday, Jan. 28, in Culver City, Calif.

Robert Downey Jr. and his noticably-svelter wife Susan Downey arrive at Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer. The couple welcomed a baby girl in late 2014.

"Galavant" star Mallory Jansen arrives at Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer event.

Television icon Norman Lear and actress Marla Gibbs pose backstage during "An Evening With Norman Lear" at the Montalban Theatre in Hollywood, Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2015. Gibbs was a surprise guest during the lively conversation about Lear's influence on urban culture, Hip Hop and "getting jiggy."

British model Rosie Huntington Whiteley poses for photographers during the unveiling her new perfume "Rosie." Some celebrity scents that haven't yet made it to store shelves: Brad's "Pitt", Hilary's "Duff", Mila's "Kunis", Sam's "Hamm" and Sandra's "Bullock".

Virginia Gardner, Allen Evangelista, director Dean Israelite, Jonny Weston and Sam Lerner attend The Los Angeles Premiere of "Project Almanac" at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Tuesday, Jan 27.

Varsity Fanclub's T.C. Carter and actress Michelle DeFraites attend the "Project Almanac" premiere. The film is about a group of friends that find plans for and build a time machine. They travel back in time to undo past mistakes but eventually discover that changing the past can effect the present in unpleasant ways. So it's, esentially, a film about morons doing something they could never do and regretting it when they do.

"Glee" and "The Goldbergs" veteran Virginia Gardner has an uncredited role as Chiristina in the film.

Katie Garfield plays Liv in "Project Almanac" so that's not as embarrassing.

Model(?)/Weblebrity Lara Sebastian slid into the "Project Almanac" premiere because there were cameras there.

Richard Raymond, Tom Cullen, Reece Ritchie, and Freida Pinto attend the 30th Santa Barbara International Film Festival Opening Night and U.S. Premiere of "Desert Dancer" on Tuesday, Jan. 27. The film is about a man that risks everything to start a dance company in the face of Iran's ban on dancing. So it's sort of like "Footloose" with beheadings.

Polish actress and dancer Izabella Miko arrives for the "Desert Dancer" premiere.

While all the Hollywood suck-ups gushed over "Birdman" and Redmayne at the SAG Awards, all the cool celebs were kicking it real at the Sundance Movie Festival in Park City, Utah.

The real shakers and bakers were getting spiritual with Lil Jon at TAO Nightclub.

DJ Equal chats about the crisis in Yemen with some of the spiritual hostesses at TAO.

Director/writer Kenny Riches was at Sundance to promote his film, "The Strongest Man." He was also, apparently, trying to promote the reintroduction of the Hitler haircut.

AJ McLean of the Backstreet Boys poses for a portrait in promotion of the upcoming theatrical documentary "Show 'Em What You're Made Of." Also, he is NOT the "Saved by the Bell" guy that's in jail for stabbing someone.

Video yoga peddler Briohny Smyth and the always-ready-to-strip-to-a-bikini Maria Menounos attend SELF Magazine's Get #UPnOUT at Palihouse on Wednesday, January 28, in West Hollywood.

Louise Roe, host of Asian television's "Fit for Fashion" is certainly fit, but is she fit for fashion?

Maria Menounos and "Ted 2" actress Lexi Atkins reach for the anchovies and gummy bears their trainer throws out as reward for a good workout.

Maria Menounos, from left, Russian-American model Anne Vyalitsyna, model and actress Angela Lindvall, and SELF Magazine's Editor-in-Chief Joyce Chang attend SELF: Get #UPnOUT event and discuss geo politics and arm flab.

Menounos was a journalist for "Access Hollywood" and "Extra," most recently starring in "Wicked Bites," a show that captures "the unique bond between New England sports and food." (We didn't make any of that up.)

Big winners Eddie Redmayne and Julianne Moore took the Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role award during the 2015 SAG Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium on Sunday, Jan. 25, in Los Angeles.

Emma Stone arrives on the SAG red carpet. She and her castmates from "Birdman" walked away with the Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture award.

Viola Davis, left, and Julius Tennon arrive at the 21st annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. Davis won the Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series for her work on "How to Get Away With Murder."

Lenny Kravitz gets between Matthew McConaughey and his wife, Camila Alves.

"Game of Thrones" star Gwendoline Christie brings her big, glamorous self to the SAG red carpet.

Reese Witherspoon is a shoe-in for the Fake, "Oh, I Really Hope You Win" award.

Claire Danes was nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series for her work in "Homeland."

"Orange is the New Black" star Kimiko Glenn walks the SAG red carpet. The show won the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series award.

Sofia Vergara may not have won the Ensemble in a Comedy Series award for "Modern Family," but she and husband Joe Manganiello couldn't seem to kick the giggles. We wonder what they were thinking.

Nominated for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for "Cake," Jennifer Aniston is close to qualifying for another kind of "sag" award.

Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting was nominated for the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series for "The Big Bang Theory."

Melissa Rauch was also nominated for the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series.

Reese Witherspoon poses with the last person any actress wants to pose with.

Julianna Margulies, left, and Amanda Peet attend the SAG Awards gala. Ms. Margulies wallet was later returned and no charges were files.

Andrea Riseborough, Emma Stone, Amy Ryan, Naomi Watts, Edward Norton and Michael Keaton pose in the press room with the award for outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture for “Birdman.”

Last year's big winners Lupita Nyong'o and Jared Leto pose backstage.

They finally stopped giggling but now she's actually growling at other guests.

Billy Bob Thornton and Matthew McConaughey pose with a terrified Robert Duvall.

Maggie Gyllenhaal was nominated for Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries while Rosamund Pike was up for Female Actor in a Leading Role.

Many on the left thought Grover Norquist's "Taxpayer Protection Pledge" was way too extreme but Senator Ted Cruz's new conservative pledge is making even those in his own party nervous.

Winston and (much more famous wife) Melissa Rauch pose at the premiere of "The Bronze" during the 2015 Sundance Film Festival on Thursday, Jan. 22, in Park City, Utah. The movie is about a foul-mouthed former gymnast and sounds pretty raunchy.

After last week's tragedy, the United States Tennis Association has announced they are rethinking their bathroom break policy.

The star of "Suits," the popular legal drama on USA Network, Patrick J. Adams poses with fellow USA star Troian Bellisario during his photo exhibit at "Behind The Lens: An Intimate Look At The World Of Suits" in the Meatpacking District Gallery on Thursday, Jan. 22 in New York.

"Pretty Little Liars" star Troian Bellisario was the first to review the exhibit.

So, what could you wear to bring together an ill-fitting jacket and some trendy facial hair? Junya Watanabe thinks a top hat is just the thing.

Want to add a splash of interest to your meth-chic bearing? Junya Watanabe thinks you should pop the cap on that Bic for a touch of Tyson.

If fact, Watanabe is pushing all manner of doodles in his men fall-winter 2015/2016 fashion collection. Who needs an address book when you've got a perfectly good face just sitting there?

It's the slow roasting that really brings out the flavor.

Suddenly, Little Billy knew he'd found his lost snake Bitey.

Sure, it was a great value, but Kip was really regretting his descision to supersize that soda.

The Black-Eyed Peas just get better with age.

The Texas governor-elect died today after a sudden and deadly bout of sneezing by his security detail.

Designer August Getty, grandson of industrailist J. Paul Getty poses with model Dylan Penn, also descended from famous lineage, at the Daily Front Row's Fashion Los Angeles Awards held at Sunset Towers Hotel on Thursday, Jan. 22 in West Hollywood.

Useless celebrity fact: Dylan Frances Penn is the only daughter of actors Sean Penn and Robin Wright.

French shoe designer Christian Louboutin and Kerry Washington arrive at the Daily Front Row's Fashion Los Angeles Awards.

Ciara arrives at the Daily Front Row's Fashion Los Angeles Awards

Model Gigi Hadid was presented with the Model of the Year award...

...But these guys might have something to say about that.

Hailey Clauson has been the face of Gucci, and if she wasn't, she should be.

Rihanna stikes a pose with the infamous Adidas "shackle shoe" creator Jeremy Scott

Rose McGowan revealed her new look at the Daily Front Row's Fashion Los Angeles Awards on Thursday, Jan. 22. Or maybe she just really loves Playmobil.

Felipe just wanted to be loved. But, in the meantime, he'd take the potatoes.

Ewan McGregor, Olivia Munn, Rob Friedman, co-chairman of Lionsgate Motion Picture Group, Johnny Depp, Paul Bettany and Gwyneth Paltrow line up for photogs at the premiere of Lionsgate's "Mortdecai" on Wed, Jan 21, in Hollywood.

"Newsroom" star Olivia Munn takes the role of Georgina in the movie.

Gwyneth Paltrow turns some heads on the red carpet.

...And then she turned a few more.

Co-stars Olivia Munn and Ewan McGregor pose at the "Mortdecai" premiere.

Olivia Munn and Gwyneth Paltrow could really use some tips from Depp on how to accessorize.

Cat fight! Woo-hoo!

Carly Steel plays Krampf's, Jeff Goldblum's, third wife in "Mortdecai."

Insert your own cheesy pick-up line here,____________.

Fashion Hurts: Well, it'll keep the bugs off.

Sandy's perforated face shield was the perfect complement to that salmon eyeball business suit by Cheung Ching Man, right?

Always thinking ahead, Ho Wai Yee stitched a tiny spare shirt to this top. THAT'S forward thinking.

Why waste time with an upper G.I. when you can just buy this handy x-ray shirt. (The matching pants didn't go over so well)

Julian Zigerli asks, why can't a colostomy bags look fabulous?

Rebekka Ruetz says, work that PMS, don't try to hide it.

Why is it the designers never end up wearing the stuff the models have to put up with?

Welcome to Sass Barn! Remember, everything with a red dot is %40 off.

"Heck-to-the-yes, I wanna go to the monster truck show! Let me just find my red coat sash."

Karl is the crossword king!

Finally, Gladys found a man with that Burt Reynold-style machismo.

It's time for another season of Fashion Hurts: The wonderful thing about fashion is that designers are always finding new ways to make people look silly.

Here the fine stylists at i.t. collections have finally made a belt to hold up your socks. And it's reversible.

This outfit may get you shot, or your own series on the CW. Either way, it's bad.

Here's the perfect outfit for a dog walker.

This snappy attire from the i.t. collections will let that special someone know the force is with you (as well as your mother, and she's waiting in the car for you.)

Fashion fact: Mad creaming is actually illegal in every state except Texas.

Oh snap! I've been wearing those things wrong (until now).

Dont' worry, Todders isn't a real vampire. He's a sham-pire.

Here's a little ensemble from Roberto Cavalli's unlicensed salute to Disney line, the Cruella Dumbville coat.

"No bounds." Does that include hair-messing and wedgies?

Marcy thought her creative use of rawhide was cutting edge -- until the dogs found her.

A model showcases designs by Matt Hui on the runway during the Hong Kong Young Fashion Designers Contest 2015 on day 2 of Hong Kong Fashion Week. (We have to be nice to at least one outfit.)

This may not be the best looking dress from Wong Sin Man, but your floors will never be cleaner!

This outfit from Yeung Lai Ching will really get you noticed on that job interview. Or Mardi Gras.

Great legs, not-so-great face? Perfect look for you.

Spanish actor and producer Antonio Banderas poses for photographers during a photocall for the film 'Automata' in Madrid, Spain, and laughs off any idea that the film's robot was modeled after his ex-wife Melanie Griffith.

Actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard pose for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the comedy "Mortdecai," in London, Monday, Jan. 19.

Stars Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany pose for photographers at the film's premiere. Depp managed a smile…

…But then he recovered.

Depp then glared at the crowd until everyone left. (Good gravy, he's SO cool!)

Soundtrack collaborator Mark Ronson held back his tears but clearly wasn't in any shape to watch the movie.

Annie Lennox showed she can still rock out on stage during the "Annie Lennox: Nostalgia Live in Concert" performance and press conference at the PBS 2015 Winter TCA on Monday in Pasadena.

...Then she threw the "horns."...

….And gnawed the head off a bat made of prunes. She seems to be getting "heavier" with time.

Justin Theroux, left, and Jennifer Aniston arrive at the 20th annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards at the Hollywood Palladium on Thursday, Jan. 15, in Los Angeles.

"Boyhood" won the Best Picture award and earned Patricia Arquette the Best Supporting Actress award and Richard Linklater the Best Director prize.

Angelina Jolie looks brat-o-licious on the awards' blue carpet.

Jenny Slate was the obvious choice for the Best Actress in a Comedy award for "Obvious Child."

Actress Emily Blunt was proclaimed Best Actress in an Action Movie for "Edge of Tomorrow."

The Broadcast Film Critics Association awarded the "Interstellar" star, Jessica Chastain, with the Most Valuable Player award. "Interstellar," itself, won the Best Sci-fi/Horror Movie award.

Rosario Dawson got the Best Actress in a Comedy nom' for "Top Five."

Jerod Leto earned our own nod for the Seriously, You Were Good in that Movie But We're Getting Sick of Your Face award while his beard walked away with the Hipster Facial Hair is Over, Move On award.

Michael Keaton won the Best Actor and the Best Actor in a Comedy award for his work on "Birdman" which also won awards for Best Acting Ensemble, Best Score, Best Original Screenplay, Best Cinematography and Best Editing.

Keaton then won our award for Best Use for a Heavy Award by throwing them at Jerod Leto's beard. (We may have made that up.)

Ellar Coltrane won the Best Young Actor award for "Boyhood" but, considering the fact he aged 13 years during filming, he was no longer qualified and the award was taken back.

J.K. Simmons won the Best Supporting Actor award for "Whiplash." (Amy Adams is pictured because, c'mon, who would you rather see a photo of?)

Takamasa Ishihara won our Does Jerod Leto Know You've Got His Girly Pants? award.

Keira Knightley arrives at the 20th annual Critics' Keira Knightley won our You'd Rather Wear Frumpy Dresses So People Think You're Above Objectifying Yourself award.

Chris Hemsworth won our You're Making Us Look Bad, Why Don't You Go Stand Over There award, again.

Jennifer Aniston won our You Didn't Forget That Shirt award.

Leslie Mann won our Is She Pretty, Or Does She Look Like The Joker? award.

Patti Smith and Andrea Riseborough won our You're Stoned and Everybody Knows award.

The ugly side of Kate: "No, it WAS yours. But I'm royal, so now it's mine."

The ugly side of Kate: "Take my picture again and I'll re-open a dungeon just for your stupid face."

Jennifer Aniston arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Cake" at the ArcLight on Wednesday, Jan. 14.

Aniston plays a woman with a tragic past who becomes fascinated by the suicide of a member of her chronic pain support group. Chris Messina, left, plays Ross, her neurotic boyfriend.

Thora can be such a Birch.

Sharon Stone is always a hit on the red carpet.

Britain's Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, receives a present from schoolchildren as she arrives at the Lousy Gift-Wrappers Primary School in London.

Marisa Tomei attends the premiere of "Loitering With Intent" at the SVA Theater on Wednesday, Jan. 14, in New York.

Social observation: Sounds are funny...

...Smells, less so.

Actress Kate Bosworth attends a special screening of "Still Alice" at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema and Montblanc on Tuesday, Jan. 13, in New York.

Stars Kristen Stewart, Julianne Moore and Kate Bosworth star in the movie about a linguistics professor and mother of three, played by Moore, who learns she has early onset Alzheimer's disease.

The film's tragic storyline was made all the more terrible by this outfit.

...and this makeup.

Annie Lennox's daughter, model/actress Tali Lennox cared enough to sport this faux I-don't-even-care ensemble.

After the overwhelming, yet somehow overlooked and since-copied spectacle of thousands of Parisians taking to the streets with signs reading, "Je suis, Joe Dirt," the impossible has happened...

"Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser" will be airing on the streaming service Crackle. The epic sequel will again star David Spade and Brittany Daniel with Mark McGrath joining after Kid Rock reportedly* turned down the project, not wanting to be typecast as a stringy-haired redneck. *Allegedly reportedly

Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney arrive at the premiere of FX's "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" and "Man Seeking Woman," which stars Jay Baruchel, at the DGA Theater on Tuesday, Jan. 13, in Los Angeles.

Jill Latiano Howerton attends the "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" premiere.

Mayim Bialik, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting and Melissa Rauch of "The Big Bang Theory" pose in the press room with the award for favorite TV show at the People's Choice Awards at the Nokia Theatre on Wednesday, Jan. 7, in Los Angeles.

Anna Faris, laughing, and Allison Janney, even less funny, served as hosts for the People's Choice Awards on CBS. We're sure the fact that they star in CBS's series "Mom" had nothing to do them getting the gig.

Ellen Degeneres presented the Favorite TV Icon award to 93-year-old Betty White.

You can tell CBS' "2 Broke Girls'" Kat Dennings had to be there.

No wait, we want to guess this one. First guess: Grimace from McDonaland. Nope. Second guess: An evolved butternut squash. Sorry. Third guess: An bowling pin with legs. Wrong!

Answer: It's just Iggy Azalea performing at the People's Choice Awards. (How neat is that?)

Ellen Pompeo was totally leaning toward the evolved squash.