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You’re Already Dead

Crass single reviewed in Sounds, 17 March, 1984, by Dave Tibet.

Crass ‘You’re Already Dead’ (Crass) Sema ‘Music Extract From Rosa Silber’ (Le Rey)
Two releases that show that, lurking in the midst of the sewers of pop garbage, there are still those who care and dare. Crass seem to get slagged off by everyone due to the obvious conviction that permeates everything they do. This is another scream of anger and defiance that sees them dropping some of their recent ‘sophistication’, and lurking back into the battleground. These people deserve your support. Ladies and gentlemen, the fight is on. Sema come up with a masterpiece that is as disturbing as Crass’ is aggressive, two sides of soundtrack for an imaginary film that will linger decaying in your mind for a very long time. Forget The Smiths, the rot stops here! SEMA, available from 69 Swinburne Court, Denmark Hill, London SE5.

Zounds

The rather good anarchopunkers reviewed live in the NME, 15 August, 1981.

Zounds
Rock Garden


Before Zounds teamed up with Rough Trade, Crass helped to put out some of their material. With these kind of connections the band have libertarian written all over them – a sign of disaffection and invitations to reject Western Civilisation (you didn’t ask to be born into it!) and to take what’s left (this land is your land!).
Naturally the band have a hardcore punk following. Unexpectedly they aren’t as cliched as they look on paper. Their thrash is exhilarating and lightheaded and, however heartfelt the lyrics, bassist Steve Lake’s vocal whine can be ironical and tongue-in-cheek. What’s more, the intense riffing (Lawrence Wood on guitar) and tough beat (Joseph Porter on drums) have an open transatlantic touch, more garage band than punk. The trio certainly look garage: jeans and shirts and hair which they probably cut themselves – squat rockers!
And they do rock, bashing on regardless, relaxed in spite of bass which gave up at one point and a PA which for the first couple of numbers was about as loud as a Dansette. They even bashed on through songs with incredibly clumsy titles like ‘Demystification’, occasionally slowing down for something midtempo but no less raw.
Zounds exist in a timewarp but still have statements to make. They’re in a musical ghetto but don’t care, inviting people to take a listen if they want to. What they’d hear is sort of superior forward-looking Oi, headbanging for liberals and pogoing for teenage orphans. Zounds are the antennae of a marginalised race, and they’re neither pleased nor proud of the fact. They just want to get on with it. With a certain amount of perversity I get off on it.

Paul Tickell

The Voibals

Fallout from a (pretty good!) feature on poets the previous week in Sounds, 5 February, 1983. 80s pub action aside, they all had a lot in common.

Oi – The Backlash

Big Gal Johnson not too impressed with Swellsy’s comments on him in last week’s poetry spectacular. In a strongly worded response Johnson claimed that Swells was “the main contributor to the SWP spermbank for militant lesbians” and a poxy bastard – somebody ought to put him in a hole next to Karl Marx at Highgate cemetery.” Gal went on to accuse Swells and his pal X. Moore of being “closet rebels” and Moore’s band the Redskins of sounding “like Crass on tuinol.”

Whose Master’s Voice?

Sounds, 7 June 1980 destroys all 45s.

Vi Subversa of Epping anarcho-rockers Poison Girls rang us to report that she had in her possession a copy of a memo from the managing director of HMV record shops, James Tyrell, to all branches ordering his staff to destroy all copies of the Girls/Crass single, ‘Persons Unknown/’Bloody Revolutions’ which is currently No 1 in the alternative chart and selling so strongly it’s at 66 in the BMRB.
She read an extract from the memo as follows: ‘The question is, does the commercial advantage of selling Crass records outweigh the risk of prosecution? I am not prepared to have HMV dragged through the courts and I regret to inform you that all copies of their latest single with Poison Girls on Crass Records should be destroyed or returned to head office where they will be destroyed.’
It went on to say that other Crass records should not be on display in HMV shops. Exactly why Tyrell fears prosecution and for what crime are not clear to Ms Subversa, but she mentioned the reports from Birmingham a couple of weeks ago that an independent record shop there had warned about the laws on blasphemy in connection with another Crass release. On another occasion, copies of their single ‘Asylum’ had been seized for examination in the light (or dark) of the blasphemy laws but the police had concluded they had no case.
As we went to press no comment was available from HMV as the relevant person was “in a meeting.” We hope to report next week.


Bullshit Detector

The fragrant album reviewed in the NME, 14 February, 1981.

Various Artists
Bullshit Detector (Crass)


If the Crass/real punk/anarchy axis represents the new hippiedom, then there’s one important difference between the groups on this album and their spiritual predecessors. At least “dropping out” carried the implication of choice. These new advocates of an alternative lifestyle didn’t so much jump as were pushed.
The ‘Bullshit Detector’ compilation would never have been released by a commercial company or, more crucially, by any altruistic independent that cares about the course of modern music. It’s muddy, monotone grind is composed of home-made tapes recorded by groups in the very first stages of an amateurism that is only endearing if it’s linked to inspiration or the spirit of musical adventure. One of the worst legacies of Punk ’77 has been the enshrining of incompetence as an aid to credibility that’s fully reflected on this record. And there’s no experimentation past the most helpless of “real” punk scratchings, unless you count the ample evidence of the worst kind of unselfcritical conceits.
Even at £1.35, it’s still an insult to ask for money for a collection of such ill-conceived and under-rehearsed material. Despite its token pretence of solidarity with the listener, “Bullshit Detector” fundamentally shares the same patronising attitude to its audience as the creatively wasted super-group who carelessly commit their latest indulgences to vinyl, regardless of any merit or effort in their construction.
Since musically ‘Bullshit Detector’ is excruciating, one can only assume that its purpose is political. And there’s plenty of politics thrown about in the lyrics and graffiti reproduced on the fold-out cover, with the circled A particularly prominent. The sentiments expressed resemble the despairing state of early adolescence when the concept of responsibility for your own actions hasn’t yet entered the arena and the whole world seems a gigantic conspiracy by “them” to prevent the individual achieving anything at all.
It’s an impotent parody of anarchy that, stripped of its essence of self-determination, looks like a hopelessly empty option. And although the album is full of references to “them” there is no alternative expressed and no solutions except in scrawled slogans like “Anarchy Peace”, “Stay Free”, “Everything Is Possible”, and “Punk Is Dead, Long Live Punk”.
AS political communication it’s worse than useless, since by calling yourself The SPG Murders or Fuck The CIA, singing songs with titles like ‘Napalm’, ‘Nagasaki Mon Amour’, and all the rest of the indiscriminate schoolboy sloganeering that’s sprinkled over this album, you run the real risk of reducing vital issues to the empty shell of a rock group’s name and the shallow subject of their lame rantings. Sloppy, ill-understood cliches are particularly infuriating and inexcusable when used to describe political issues of these dimensions.
Purely as an unconscious portrait of depression and easily-manipulated incomprehension, ‘Bullshit Detector’ would make salutory listening for a government whose policies are deliberately creating the kind of economic climate in which this sort of hopelessness thrives.

Lynn Hanna


Anarchist Anxiety

Annie Anxiety interviewed about her poetry in Anarchist Propaganda zine, issue 1 1/2, November 1982.

Annie Anxiety … Birmingham 3rd May 1982

After speaking to Flux of Pink Indians I noticed Annie Anxiety and Eve Libertine sitting on a sofa and talking. So I went over and started chatting to them. Eve had to leave to go on stage so I asked Annie some questions and scribbled down the replys. I did not have any questions prepared to ask her so that is my excuse for some of the pathetic ones I asked. I hope I have taken the replys down correctly in a shortened form as it was difficult keeping up with what was being said, Read on ……

Do you feel it easy to write poetry?
“Not really, it depends .. sometimes I feel empty inside but other times it is rather easy.”

Eve: “She churns them out, she can write one in 10 seconds, she’ll write you one now!”

How do you feel about people gobbing at you as you seemed to attract a lot of it?
“It’s just the berks in the front row. They blow kisses and make peace signs as well – real berks stuck in 1977.”

Why did you leave America?
“It was just so shit, with things like television being on 24 hours a day and the big corporations… It’s very nationalistic with 60% of the people being immigrants.”

How do you feel about your poems on paper?
“It’s another way to get something across, it has the quickest impact. When they’re written down there’s space to show your references.”

Any special significance in your name?
“No … A name is given to you when you’re born but it has nothing to do with you. You can’t slap a name on someone – it’s personal.”

Do you like punk music?
“Yeah I like the music. Crass are fucking great! If I don’t like the lyrics though then I won’t like the song.”

What did you think of your single?
“Well I’d like to do more different things – but it was good, working with Penny was brilliant.”

Do you like your set being split into two?
“I prefer it split into two. You lose impact if it’s not split. The evening’s planned and it is set up well.”

What do you think of the sound quality as it is often the main problem?
“Yeah it is difficult. When people come up and talk it helps, but it is a problem.”

Annie’s second book of poems “Tropical Depression” is available from Xntrix (Poison Girls) for 30p + 18p (p+p)
Poison Girls, c/o Rough Trade, 137 Blenheim Crescent, London W.11



Street Cred Spikey Head

Punk poem in Jamming! (the monthly version), number 24, January, 1985.
The poems that month were picked by Richard ‘Cool Notes’ Edwards.

Packaged Street Cred From a Spikey Head

This is about people who think that their
appearance is a threat to the system, yet
Banks and big business are using that
appearance to attract more young
customers.

He’s got the biggest mohican you’ve ever seen
With a pin through his nose he looks really mean
He’s an advertising manager’s dream!
Have you got 10p? then open an account
We’re not fussy we’ll take any amount
It must be true because the advert said it
You get discount on Discharge and Crass on credit
TSB… the bank that likes to say
Ye… s-s-s-s!!
Because your rebellion is our success.
The TSB have got real street cred,
With a pair of DM’s and a shaven head.

Her hair is a blend of blue and green.
The tattoos on her neck look really obscene.
She’s an advertising manager’s dream.

Midland bank, the listening bank.
You’d be surprised what we listen to.
It’s hard core thrash when we’re taking your cash.
Our manager likes Conflict… our Griffin sniffs glue.
We’ll put up with that awful racket,
We’ll be the sponsors on your leather jacket,
If you promise to invest half of your pay packet.
Stop where you see the sign of the Black Horse,
We’ll take you for a ride… on a new race course.
There’s no limit to how much you can borrow,
Because the loans of today are the debts of tomorrow.

If you see them on the street they’d make you scream…
‘Anarchy in the UK.’ and ‘God Save the Queen’.
They’re the advertising manager’s dream.

It’s the advertising,
That’s patronising
It’s not surprising,
That they’re the advertising manager’s dream.
You might look a rebel, but never forget,
It’s not the way you look that makes you a threat.
It’s what you think and what you do,
So don’t let anybody package you!!!

Debbie Baker

Anarcho Pop

The Redskins’ X Moore reviews Ian ‘Class War’ Bone’s band along with Crass in the NME, 19 June, 1982.

Narodniks

Living Legends: The Pope is A Dope (Up Yours)
Sound analysis, boys and girls. Dope makes you happy and stupid and so does religion.

Crass: Falklands Flexi
This transparent flexi bootleg got a decidedly naff review in the House of Commons from the Tory MP for Belper – what better recommendation? This is, b’truth, the best thing Crass have done since ‘Rival Tribal’, a slice of history, which only makes the rampant incomprehensibility all the more regrettable. Penny’s boys crash in after a crossfire of war commentary and speeches in the House with cries of “When we’re finished with the sheep in the Falklands battle, we’ll invade Argentina and bugger the cattle.” Libertine mocks Thatcher, and the rest of the gang provide mutton sound effects over tortuous ‘Friggin in The Riggin’. Narodniks made a lot of noise and very little sense. Here, the lyrics may be garbled but the message is in the moozic: Baaa … Explosive!

Wasted Life

Andy T had some poems on the Crass ‘Bullshit Detector; compilations, as well as a single on Crass Records. He’s still recording and gigging. Andy says this one was originally written in 1975.

This poem is from Orpington zine Ability Stinks, number 4, 1982.

Wasted Life

I’m numbing my senses
Pumping shit in my veins
My head’s so full of glue
I ain’t left with much brains
I’m too much of a coward
To try & slash my wrists
So I kill myself slowly
Getting stoned & getting pissed
I can’t face reality
In this god-awful place
But I’ll end my wasted life
With a smile on my face

Andy T