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INSIDE TRACK BY PETER FREYNE

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As the World Turns

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Dissecting the Decisions Vermont’s newest justice shows his colors

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OPINION BY JUDITH LEVINE

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Call of the Wild

Different Shades of Greens Clash Over Party Leadership

Can environmentalism and exhibitionism coexist?

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Way Beyond Poutine MONTREAL

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Barnes or Bust EDUCATION

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Addison Alternatives EDUCATION

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Dead Wrong ISSUES

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The Revolution Was Harmonized

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MontrÊal’s oddest restos offer cuisine with color — or in the dark

Sanders Hires Architect of NE Kingdom Health-Care System

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BY JON MARGOLIS

An Old North End elementary school woos prospective parents BY CATHY RESMER

Why some parents just say no to public schools BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

Are Vermonters getting stiffed on the facts about home funerals?

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Theater review: Woody Guthrie’s American Song BY ELISABETH CREAN

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REDRESS DOWN In regard to your coverage of Sargeant Madden’s opposition to U.S. involvement in Iraq and his appeal for redress: Given the fact that he joined the U.S. army voluntarily, wouldn’t this alone make his case a failure and an action of bad faith and hypocrisy? It is also an action against all U.S. taxpayers and investors worldwide who have been supporting Sgt. Madden and the U.S. military. Will all the volunteers who helped in the Katrina disaster follow suit and ask for redress and rewards for their contributions and sacrifices? Unlike the Katrina disaster area, where things are slowly improving, Iraq remains a disaster area. Why are so many of the most privileged, the most advanced, religious and free people on the planet indifferent to the suffering of those whose disasters they directly and indirectly caused? Mary Listen

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My favorite restaurant in the whole world burned down yesterday morning. Five Spice Café has been in Burlington almost as long as I have and I’ve been going there since near its inception. The pan-Asian restaurant opened in 1985 and I probably went there for the first time in 1986 (with my friends Kevin and Jen to see my friend Steve play in a jazz quartet — I think Smoothie must have been there too). I went there the last time with Emily Friday night — the night before the fire. We still have leftover veggie kung pow and chicken curry in our fridge. Reba suggested we freeze it and sell it on eBay. Longtime owners Jerry and Ginger sold the restaurant in November to a new guy who redecorated but kept the menu and recipes. It was the same food — I didn’t actually know about the sale until I read about Saturday’s fire — I just thought Jerry redecorated. Hopefully they were insured and dim sum will resume soon. Here is an incomplete list of my favorite dishes: • Peanut sesame noodles • Thai chicken curry • Evil jungle prince • Thai chicken with cashews • Vegetarian kung pow • Vietnamese steak with shitake mushrooms • Anniversary noodles

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BARING BERNIE With his wisdom and stupidity, Mr. Freyne [“Inside Track,” January 24] does not like when someone dares to question the myth of “legendary” Mr. Sanders. Surel,y as Mr. Freyne correctly writes, it is “hard to recognize this Bernie” in his Sunday New York Times Magazine profile when you (Peter) delude yourself about Mr. Sanders’ greatness and big achievements. The stark reality of the patina of Senator Sanders was unveiled for all Vermonters. Tibor Bernath

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EXPERT WITNESS 9/11 conspiracy theorists have come a long way since the days immediately following that tragic day, when they initially claimed no airplanes whatsoever were involved. As their most outlandish assertions began to rapidly flake away, they happily turned to absolutely anyone with the title of “scientist” who seemed to validate their claims. In “Burning Question” [“Letters,” January 24], Todd R. Lockwood conjures up the name of Brigham Young professor Steven Jones. Jones is indeed “peer-respected” . . . as a physicist, not an expert in forensics. Brigham Young has publicly distanced itself from Jones’ paper (pressure from the CIA?). Actual experts on the subject have debunked it (because the NSA threatened their families?), including his assertions in regard to “molten steel” (in fact, aluminum and other combustible materials). Explosive experts shake their heads in dismay over conspiracy theorists’ ignorance of the nature of their beloved thermite (the explosive that supposedly triggered the “controlled demolition” of the Twin Towers), while civil engineers remained amused about the persistent misconceptions and assumptions in regards to structural failures. “Why does no one ask ques-

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that out in “downtown” Williston Village there is a place that has been open for two years serving very popular breakfasts, lunches and brunches during the week, also. The Old Brick Café is a Vermont Fresh Network member that serves high-quality food in a completely restored 19th-century building. I understand that there are more people who can walk or drive from close by to go to most of the places in your article, but if you drive past the national food chains of Taft Corner, you’ll find great places to eat where you might not normally think to look. David Herskowitz

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tions?� the conspiracy theorists exclaim. Well, they have been asked and answered. Again and again and again. 9/11 theorists have consistently and selectively ignored any scientific evidence contrary to their cherished belief, which in the end finally equates to Bush + Cheney + Rumsfield = Pure, Undiluted Evil. There are plenty of valid political reasons to be displeased with the administration currently running this country. I respect critical minds, but it is dismaying to see people

so obsessively driven to blind irrationality in the pursuit of “regime change.� Paul Graziano BURLINGTON

CALLING 911 I want to thank Todd Lockwood for his recent letter [“Letters,� January 24] questioning the government’s claims concerning the events of 9/11, in which he cites the independent research of Brigham Young physics professor Steven Jones.

To expand on what he said concerning the overwhelming evidence that supports Jones’ conclusions that WTC 1, 2 and 7 were destroyed by controlled demolitions . . . Jones’ forensic analysis of fragments of WTC structural steel have shown evidence of a Thermate reaction — a patented explosive. Jones has stated, “Using advanced techniques we’re finding out what’s in these samples . . . are characteristic of a variation of thermite which is used to cut through steel

very rapidly, it’s called thermate.� It’s notable that the 9/11 Commission’s explanation regarding the free-fall speed collapse of the three buildings is not supported by the laws of physics. There’s a large and growing number of scholars, scientists, engineers and other highly skilled professionals going on the record and putting their professional reputations on the line demanding answers for these questions. The VT-9/11 Truth Initiative successfully petitioned a ballot question in Burlington asking voters to consider the following question, “Shall Vermont’s Congressional Delegation be advised to demand a new, thorough, and truly independent forensic investigation that fully addresses the many questions surrounding the tragic events of September 11, 2001?� I hope people will seriously consider this question, and do as much research into the subject as possible before voting day. Incidentally, this will be the first ballot question of its kind calling for a new investigation into 9/11, anywhere in the country. For more info go to www.vt 911.org and http://www.st911. org/. See also films on Google

video: “9/11 Mysteries — Demolitions� and “9/11 Rise of the Police State,� which documents the government’s incremental dismantling of the Constitution and Bill of Rights since 9/11 in order to implement a full-scale militarized police state and complete tyranny against American citizens. We’re running out of time to act. Please help with the fight. Red Mason BURLINGTON

AND SPEAK LOUDER, TOO, PLEASE I bet there are a lot of aging ’boomers like me who would appreciate your hard copy being printed in a slightly larger font. John Pierce WILLISTON

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ditor’s note: Peter Freyne had to be hospitalized this week and could not write his usual “Inside Track” column. The following excerpts from his blog, “Freyne Land,” tell the story. By press time this week, nearly 100 readers — from Rusty Dewees and Burlington Deputy Police Chief Walt Decker to former House Speaker Ralph Wright had posted comments of support. January 25, 2007: Yours truly’s little life has hit some interesting new ground lately. Right around New Year’s was when I felt it for the first time. When I was frozen-in under two feet of snow in Santa Fe, New Mexico. A little soreness in my abdomen. Felt like something swollen. Then a lump an inch or two beneath the breast bone. Saw the doc at UHC as soon as possible upon returning to Beautiful Burlap. Didn’t get my doc, the one who brought me back from double pneumonia in 1995, but others on his team. (In, fact, my old doc, age 43, called me two days ago to tell me he’s ceasing his medical practice.) Anyway, it’s been bing-bam-boom after that. Quickly to blood tests and a CAT scan and biopsy and the discovery of a lymphoma — a cancerous tumor. Just like that. The oncologist, the one who specializes in this sort of stuff, looks me in the eye and calls it “75-80 percent” curable. Let me tell ya, after all those years of writing about the bloody monster of an underground garage that Bill Boettcher and the Boys stuck five stories deep into Hospital Hill, I’m finally getting to become intimately familiar with it. And helping to pay for it . . . The treatment is chemotherapy for 18 weeks. One gets a one-day-long intravenous dose of four different “drugs” once every three weeks. Yes, my hair will fall out at some point, they say. The fact is, this lymphoma stuff is not that uncommon. And the bloody maddening thing is, they’re not sure what causes it. At the Statehouse Wednesday, several lawmakers shared with me they had spouses who also had a lymphoma similar to mine — “Diffuse large B-cell lymphoma.” They did the chemo and are fine today. Hey, whatever’s meant to be is meant to be, right? Still, it’s kind of ironic that just when I was getting sick and tired of covering health-care reform stuff, I’m going to have a front row seat. My doc, an oncologist with two Stanford degrees, is admitting me to the hospital in about an hour. The tumor is squeezing against a bile duct and causing jaundice. If I’m jaundiced they can’t begin the chemo. First things first. I am taking my new Mac Book with me. Just took it out of the box. Unfortu– nately, the early word is, the largest hospital in Vermont, the one with its very own Renaissance, does not have WiFi — nor any Internet access for its patients. Say it isn’t so . . .

And the Healing Has Begun January 29, 2007: Thank you one and all for your expressions of support, love and good vibes. I may be single and live alone, but right now, it feels like I’ve got one big family out there and I appreciate it very, very much. I was a resident of Shep 4 up at the Mary

Fanny from Thursday until Sunday afternoon. Got the first full chemotherapy treatment on Saturday. Amazing. Takes 8-9 hours. Four drugs I’ve never heard of are injected into one’s vein. Feels like the fast-growing, fist-sized tumor has already shrunk some. The treatment and care I received were great. The nurses were very special people — hailed from Plattsburgh to Plainfield. I was in very good hands. And one thing they had in common was they loved doing what they do. They were just like the nurses I worked with many moons ago during my Vietnam War 2x5-Leunigs012407.indd 1 1/22/07 12:36:10 PM conscientious-objector days at Hennepin County General in downtown Minneapolis. Making such a difference in other people’s lives. Being there. The new “Airport,” i.e., Renaissance Mud Puddle Porter & Laplatte wing Bill Boettcher & the Boys built, is the River Meatloaf. Try our Mud Puddle butt of many a joke or sarcastic crack. The Porter with one of our new menu items, Laplatte River Meatloaf. The chocolate, $60 million underground Renaissance coffee & caramel flavors in the porter parking garage built into Hospital Hill was pair nicely with the tasty meatloaf coincidentally the target of one letter to the served with brown gravy, garlic mashed editor in today’s Burlington Free Press: potatoes & vegetable. “. . . The garage is dimly lit, difficult and dangerous to navigate, and the per-hour rate to park there constitutes highway robbery. The parking garage at the Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center is free. As a woman I feel unsafe in the parking garage because there is not enough lighting and oftentimes there are few people in the vicinity . . .” -Guest Commen But the good news on Hospital Hill is tGreat salmon & gr that about 10 days ago FAHC instituted a eat pasta special, new chow policy for patients. These days, a yum! Our servic e was perfect-w patient picks up the phone and calls the e had a wonderful overall experienc kitchen to place their order when they’re e. Thank You! hungry. Lots of choices. Seven flavors of yogurt to choose from. Three different soups. A Honey Mustard Turkey Burger and a h[i[hlWj_edi m[bYec[ Garden Burger every day. Great mashed potatoes with gravy. A Chef’s Salad, a Caesar 2x5-designerscircle013107 ef[d [l[ho ZWo Wj *0)& 1/26/07 1:23 PM Page 1 Salad or a Mediterranean Salad. Three entrées for dinner to choose from every night, plus all kinds of sinful goodies for dessert. And it 1/26/07 2:53:47 PM tasted good, too! I had an appetite because 2x5-bobcat013107.indd 1 they were loading me with steroids and that DESIGNERS’ CIRCLE JEWELERS stimulates the appetite. (Only criticism: The turkey sandwich was particularly skimpy turkey-wise.) The folks who deliver it all to bedside say the new menu ordering has saved dramatically on waste. Bravo! Can Internet access for patients be far off? Sale Ends February 17th Monday morning it was out to Fanny Allen for a PET Scan. Nuclear medicine. You’re injected with a radioactive sugar, sit Selected DIAMOND Jewelry quietly in a recliner for 45 minutes — can’t even read or write — then lay down and 10-50% OFF get slid into the big machine for pictures. I laid still with my arms over my head for 28 Selected COLORED STONE, GOLD, SILVER minutes. Jewelry 20-50% OFF It’s supposed to detect cancer anywhere in one’s body. Amazing . . . So, I’m feeling different but OK. Doc said all those years of John Power Irish Whiskey might reduce side effects from the chemo drugs, like nausea. So far, so good. I’d say a new learning period has just begun in this dude’s life. And the good vibes, support and love you guys have 52 Church Street, Burlington expressed and shared has lifted the spirits Across from Burlington Town Center of this Irishman big-time. 802.864.4238 “And miles to go before I sleep.” That’s M-Th 10-6, F 10-6, Sat 10-5 Closed Sun my theme song now . . . �

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previous term, 83 percent of the Court’s cases were unanimous, and the year before that, 91 percent. Vermont’s advantage is size. With only five justices rather than nine, there are simply fewer people to dissent. The lack of controversy on the Vermont Supreme Court may be one reason why Vermonters don’t follow it as intensely as many of us follow the nation’s highest court. Unless a case is high profile, our Court rarely makes the news. Last year, more Vermonters publicly weighed in on the confirmation of Samuel Alito than we did on Brian Burgess. In fact, it’s likely the average Vermonter can name more justices on the United States Supreme Court than on our own. Roberts would probably argue that the lack of intense scrutiny shows the public trusts the Court to function as it should. What’s particularly noteworthy about Vermont is that in each of the last three terms, no single justice issued more than three dissenting opinions. This suggests there are no prima donnas among our justices. For Roberts, ideological clashes among the justices make the United States Supreme Court less stable, albeit more interesting, than our own. However, there’s some indication that Vermont’s court is becoming less cohesive. In September 2005, when Jim Douglas appointed Brian Burgess to the bench, the governor had not publicly discussed judicial nominations much. He noted only that he would seek a nominee who would exercise “judicial restraint.” Burgess had served as a trial judge as well as an assistant attorney general. Well known and highly regarded by the bench and bar alike, Burgess was considered by many an excellent choice. Along with Douglas’ first appointee, Chief Justice Paul Reiber, Burgess joined Howard Dean appointee Marilyn Skoglund, and Madeleine Kunin appointees John Dooley and Denise Johnson. In their first year on the bench together, these five agreed on nearly every case. Yet, since September 2006, just halfway through the current term, Justice Burgess has already written five dissenting opinions, breaking recent records for most dissents within a single year. Furthermore, his decisions have a stronger conservative tone than might have been expected. It’s hard to predict if this is evidence of an emerging trend. But the development is worth noting. Burgess’ most recent dissent was in Dept. of Corrections v. Human Rights Commission. The case involved a state inmate with a developmental disability that made it difficult for him to follow directions. He became the target of disciplinary action and then of other inmates, and was eventually placed in segregation for 17 months. His mother complained to the Human Rights Commission, which found that the prisoner was being discriminated against, in violation of Vermont’s Fair Housing and Public Accommodations Act. Three members of the Court agreed that prisons were covered under the law. In his dissent, joined by Reiber, Burgess wrote, “We might frequently perceive an arguably better policy of reason to extend legislation beyond what is actually declared by the statute. It is not the function of this Court, however, to correct or change a statute that can otherwise effectively achieve a purpose plainly and unambiguously written by the legislature.”


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option and fielded comments and questions. All three alternatives would involve much-needed “base improvements” to the area, Chamberlain explained. They include burying utilities, relocating a stretch of the Burlington Bike Path to the west side of the railroad tracks, widening sidewalks along Lake and College streets, improving the walkway to the Burlington Boathouse, and installing a center median on Battery Street to slow vehicle traffic and make pedestrian crossings safer and easier. The three alternatives appear to differ principally in the extent to which they

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add or remove parking spaces. “Alternative 1,” which Chamberlain dubbed the “minimalist approach,” would involve expanding the Pease Lot on College Street to the north, resurfacing the parking lot south of ECHO, and creating a new “control point,” or booth and access gate, to restrict vehicles entering the College Street circle. This proposal, Chamberlain noted, would add five spaces to existing parking and would be the least expensive of the three options. “Alternative 2” proposes

building a two-story, 150space parking garage on the site of the current Pease Lot. The parking structure would include a bus drop-off area on the first floor and a pedestrian viewing deck on the second floor. Alternative 2 would also eliminate the parking lot south of ECHO, a space that, Chamberlain suggested, could be used later to create more green along the waterfront or to expand ECHO itself. This proposal would result in a net loss of eight public parking spaces, since some on-street parking on College Street would be eliminated. “Alternative 3” also proposes a two-story, 168-space parking garage at Pease Lot with an observation deck. However, this option would locate the bus and shuttle drop-off and turn-around area behind ECHO and would prevent most vehicle traffic from accessing the College Street circle. It would result in a net gain of nine parking spaces. Both alternatives 2 and 3 also call for new “gateway enhancements” on College Street, just west of Battery Street. Public reaction to these proposals, which were the product of four months of public meetings and design sessions, was mixed. Some people commended the designers on their efforts to extend public transportation access down to the waterfront itself. Eli Lesser-Goldsmith of Burlington spoke favorably about Alternative 3, calling it “a brilliant plan” for moving large numbers of people to and from the waterfront. “Getting people to the


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BURLINGTON — Observant readers of this week’s Seven Days calendar may notice an odd conjunction of events — namely, two conflicting meetings of the Burlington Green Party scheduled for Sunday, February 4, in different rooms of the Fletcher Free Library. No, it’s not an error, but a sign of the recent schism in the party’s local leadership. Steve Eckberg, who currently chairs the Burlington Greens, scheduled the 1-3 p.m. meeting in the library’s Community Room, which is listed under the cryptic heading “Black Bloc.” Eckberg alleges that a rival faction of the party, led by former party chair Owen Mulligan, is running a “fraudulent website,” www.burlingtonvtgreens.org. He also claims Mulligan’s group is “illegally” collecting campaign contributions from the public and “illegitimately” running candidates on the Green Party ballot line for the March 6 Town Meeting Day election.

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Mulligan asserts that in the last year he’s received numerous complaints about Eckberg’s conduct, including his use of obscenities and personal attacks on fellow party members. meeting for 2-4 p.m. in the library’s Pickering Room. “I decided to hold Steve accountable for the way he was treating membership,” Mulligan says. “He has a habit of sending emails to members that dis-

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“He has no legal authority to do all this,” Eckberg asserts. “Their candidates are not running on a Green Party ballot line. I’m the legal chair as recognized by the Vermont secretary of state. We have a legal treasurer, and Owen Mulligan refuses to recognize any of this.” Not so, says Mulligan, backed up by Vermont Green Party co-chair Craig Hill.

agree with him.” Mulligan asserts that in the last year he’s received numerous complaints about Eckberg’s conduct, including his use of obscenities and personal attacks on fellow party members with whom he disagrees. Mulligan also claims that, at the January 4 meeting during which he was elected executive director, the local Green Party caucus nominated him to run

essary, to stop its use and get back any campaign funds Mulligan collected. “The Greens here do have good, solid candidates to run on,” Eckberg says. “But we’re not going to endorse criminals.” Counters Mulligan: “The guy is nuts. He’s making crazy accusations.” Stayed tuned for more on the Green smackdown. �

waterfront to eat, shop and recreate is a necessary reality these days,” he said. “The parking deck is a really excellent solution that addresses that problem.” Marti Woodman, who lives in a condo at College & Battery, said that as a blind woman, she considers Battery Street to be “the secondscariest place in town to cross.” She liked the idea of adding a center median on Battery Street if it would make it easier for the elderly and disabled to traverse that busy intersection. But others at the meeting were critical, objecting that all three proposals place too much emphasis on motorized traffic rather than on bikes, pedestrians and rail service. Some expressed incredulity at the idea of spending millions of

dollars to build a parking garage that adds no more than nine parking spaces to the entire waterfront. Ward 5 resident David Barber expressed concern that such a garage would be “an eyesore” and would violate the city’s master plan, which calls for no above-ground parking structures on the waterfront. Richard Moulton, whose wife, Melinda, is one of the developers at Main Street Landing, said he wants to see more “outside-thebox thinking” on this project, particularly when it comes to planning for future rail service into Burlington. “I hate to see us always catering to the car,” he noted. Eighty percent of the $3.5 million price tag would be paid for by federal transportation dollars, with the remain-

der coming from local funds. The public comment period on this project ended on January 28. However, Dan Bradley of the Department of Public Works emphasized that there will still be opportunities for public input, as well as chances to “mix and match” different aspects of the three alternatives. Whichever option is finally presented to the city council for approval will then have to go through a series of committee reviews and public hearings. Construction is expected to be completed before the 2009 quadricentennial celebration marking Samuel de Champlain’s discovery of his namesake lake. �

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her idiosyncrasies.” Tavcar believes Callas “revolutionized the art of opera.” She dragged it from “what she called ‘a beautiful singing exhibition’ into the dramatic truth that it was originally intended to be when it was founded back in Florence in the 1600s,” he says. To focus on her artistic significance, Tavcar fashioned a “monodrama for one actor” based on transcripts of recorded interviews and the actual Juilliard master classes. He also delved into an

extensive personal archive of Callas materials. Callas on Callas is set just before the singer embarks on her last public recital tour, at age 50. “The conceit is that she is giving a series of lecture/demonstrations,” Tavcar says. She discusses her musical philosophy, but also shares her sense of loss over her vocal decline. “She’s doing this, she says, as personal therapy: to remind herself of the work that needs to be done in order to serve the music, which is what she was all about,” Tavcar explains. She professes the artistic credo, “The composer is God, and you serve the music.” Central Vermont actress Ellie Blachly will play Maria Callas — a genetic collaboration, Bent jokes, with East Calais’ Unadilla Theater, headed up by Blachly’s father Bill. Ellie Blachly is an accomplished opera singer, but in this multimedia production, the real Callas will do all the singing, via filmed clips of live performances. The late Greek goddess actually has a busy schedule this year. On February 11, she is receiving a posthumous Lifetime Achievement Grammy award in Los Angeles. And Greece’s Ministry of Culture is commemorating the 30th anniversary of her death with Maria Callas Year: 170 recitals, an international opera competition and a grand gala in Paris this September. Back in Montpelier, Winterfest kicks off this weekend with Burlington’s John Alexander as Teddy Roosevelt in Bully, February 1-4. Callas on Callas runs February 8-11. The Vagina Monologues returns February 15-18 as the festival finale, once again as a fundraiser for the Washington County Sexual Assault Crisis Team. All shows are at 7:30 p.m., Thursday–Saturday and 2 p.m. on Sunday. Tickets are $20. �

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Two Montpelier arts organizations facing dire financial crises last year report a sounder start to 2007. Tim Tavcar, a longtime Lost Nation Theater staffer who became the Monteverdi Music School’s director last September, offers a “guardedly optimistic” assessment for both groups. ”While nobody is out of the woods, the woods are at least a little less thick than they were,” he notes. A key element in the survival strategy is “partnering with other organizations in the community,” Tavcar says. “You’ve got to work together because the pool of support is limited.” What makes fiscal sense also bears fruit artistically. Tavcar’s new creation, Callas on Callas — a Monteverdi/Lost Nation co-production — is making its premiere at the theater company’s Winterfest next weekend. LNT artistic director Kim Bent says that collaboration has been “a

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When you want to buy a piano or a dining-room set, you use the classifieds. But if you’re a theater director searching for props, you may have more esoteric needs. Consider two ads that appeared in the “Resources (Needed/Offered)” section of the Vermont Art Council’s ArtMail e-newsletter. (Both were reprinted from the “Theater Notices” put out by Veronica Lòpez of the Catalyst Theater Company.) “Spinet Piano Needed” read the ad placed by Maura Campbell, 2005 recipient of the Vermont Playwright Award. She was seeking the archaic instrument for Equinox Theatre’s production of her award-winning play, Self Evidence, which is set in South Randolph in 1850. “It’s not a problem if the piano is older and/or beat up,” the ad continued.

Meanwhile, Ruth Ann Pattee of Waitsfield’s community theater, The Valley Players, was seeking “antique surgical instruments (or at least ‘old’ looking) and large plain glass jars for their upcoming production of Terror by Gaslight.” Set in the mid-19th century, the two-act thriller by Tim Kelly has little else in common with Self Evidence — it features a mad scientist with a body-snatching habit. How did the two women fare in their search? “Four people called me. I mean, instantly,” says Campbell, who ended up taking the first spinet piano she saw as a loaner. Producer Pattee found her surgical instruments, too — a cast member had inherited some from a relative. Pattee says some of the odder props she’s found over the years include a copy of the “Mona Lisa” and a crossbow,

“which we rented from a California company called Weapons of Choice.” When it comes to lending unusual objects and even valuable antiques, “There’s something about theater that makes people just want to help,” Campbell says. She cites the example of another prop she needed for Self Evidence , a music box that would play tunes appropriate for the 1850s. Porter Music Box in Randolph, which makes replicas, lent her a 40-pound music box worth “thousands of dollars,” which she calls “incredibly beautiful.” What about the venerable spinet — will it be played onstage? Of course, Campbell says, then paraphrases Chekhov’s famous theater dictum: “If you show a gun in the first act, you gotta shoot it.” �


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The dancers, who range in age from 14 to 23, will bust their moves for Kudelka in a rented studio before the concert. actually taking his advice to do something different,� Cover says. “He has a sort of open line of communication with me that is amazing. I can’t say I don’t get nervous when I talk to him.� For the past two Januarys, Cover has organized the Urban Reach Convention, a conference at Burlington’s Wyndham Hotel that gathers dancers from all over New England for classes with hip-

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man without at least 50 people in the class.� Besides choreographing most of Timberlake’s solo videos, Kudelka was responsible for the dance party in the award-winning video for Pink’s “Get the Party Started.� He earned some smallscreen fame as the friend who helped prank Timberlake on an episode of the MTV show “Punk’d.� Cover, who opened the Urban Dance Complex last September met Kudelka a few years ago at a dance conference in New Jersey. He advised the native Vermonter,

she says. “The kids are bouncing off the walls. I am, too — I’m not gonna lie.� The experience isn’t coming cheap, though. The troupe needs to raise $3000, which includes

hop pros, including backup dancers for Timberlake and Sean Paul. After she invited Kudelka, he “kept joking, ‘When do I get to go to Vermont?’� Cover says. Given the packed schedule of Timberlake’s tour, which kicked off in January, the answer was “not this year.� But, knowing he’d be passing close to the border, Kudelka offered Cover’s troupe “a special deal.� In addition to teaching the class, “he said, ‘I’ll give you my seats, which are, like, front row,’�

Kudelka’s teaching fee plus $100 for each ticket. Cover challenged her students to come up with their own fundraising ideas. “As a businesswoman, I wanted it to be that the girls were doing it themselves,â€? she says. “To empower them to make those choices is important.â€? So the Vermont Elements performed twice at Burlington’s University Mall, soliciting donations. They did a bottle drive. Last Saturday they taught a beginners’ class at the studio for $10 a head. “We advertised all over the place,â€? says Bayerle, who notes that the effort raised about $200. “It was a lot of fun.â€? Add some individual donations, and the dancers currently have about $1200 — they plan to make up the difference with personal contributions. Cover is providing the van and studio rental. In the class, she says, Kudelka may teach the young women some moves from Timberlake’s hit “My Loveâ€? video. Some of “JTâ€?’s backup dancers will be in attendance, and Cover’s students hope to meet the curly-haired, honey-voiced star himself. “I tell them, ‘Not only will you be dancing and learning from these people, you’ll get to watch them do what they do,’â€? says Cover. “It’s a one-time opportunity to be close to their idol. It’s a very dream-like sort of scenario. We’re trying to keep ourselves grounded right now.â€? Bayerle puts it more succinctly. “He’s my hero,â€? she says of Timberlake. “He’s awesome!â€? ďż˝

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Curses, Foiled Again New York City police broke up an identity-theft ring after it targeted the father of a deputy police chief. Joellen Kunkel said she was visiting her 82-year-old father when she answered a call from someone reporting unauthorized use of his credit card and seeking personal information. When Kunkel identified herself as a police chief, the caller immediately hung up, but his phone number was on the caller ID. Kunkel alerted the identitytheft squad, which nabbed 11 ring members, who, according to Queens District Attorney Richard Brown, stole more than $1 million from hundreds of people.

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Haberdashery Update An Arizona company has developed a fabric that repels jolts of electricity. Tucson’s G2 Consulting said its Thor Shield polyester cloth is bonded to a conducted material that effectively loops electricity coming from a “nonlethal electricity weapon” back to the weapon. “If you are hit, the Taser gun won’t work,” Greg Schultz, G2’s co-owner, said, explaining that he got the idea from a TV special on stun guns. He added that Thor Shield, which G2’s website notes “has been tested with stun products up to 100,000 volts,” is sold only to lawenforcement agencies and the military. “We’re not going to put this on eBay or anything,” Schultz said. • Australian scientists announced they have developed a high-tech T-shirt able to turn air guitar into actual music. Richard Helmer, of the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization, explained that the shirt has built-in motion sensors that relay the wearer’s arm motions wirelessly to a computer, which translate the signal into guitar riffs. Dubbed the “wearable instrument shirt,” it “allows real-time music making even by players without significant musical or computing skills,” Helmer said.

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Dear Cecil, In 2002 you said, “Long a target of fringe groups, fluoridation is widely considered one of the great publichealth achievements of the last century.� My wife has shown me a lot of Internet back-and-forth suggesting a host of problems that can be blamed on fluoridation. Some say fluoride is industrial waste and that the mining industry duped us into thinking it’s healthy so we’d want it in our water. So is fluoride deadly or healthy, or do we just not know? James B., Columbia, Maryland

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t’s thrilling to watch people pulling together against global warming. Fights and fissures lie ahead. But a green Christmas from St. Louis to St. Petersburg has, for this panicked moment, inspired some previously unimaginable alliances. Businesspeople are lying down with regulators, Democrats with Republicans, religious fundamentalists with scientists. Amateur porn stars with Amazon Indians. I refer to Fuck for Forest, the brain(and bod-) child of a pretty, young Norwegian couple named Leona Johansson and Tommy Hol Ellingsen, who describe their project as “concerned humans” who “use their sexuality and love to direct attention to and collect money for the earth’s threatened nature.” Fuckforforest.com, founded in 2004, is an “ecological porn site.” It recruits tree-hugging exhibitionists to donate photos and videos of their pleasure-taking, signs up subscribers at $15 a month, and sends the proceeds to rainforest conservation and reforestation efforts in Ecuador, Costa Rica and Brazil. For a site dedicated to wild nature, FFF is pretty tame. Skinny, pierced and tattooed white people cavort in leafy settings. The occasional vegetable is introduced, as is mild fetishism. In one video, Leona in a blue wig employs an enormous leek to flagellate another woman. On the homepage, a woman in a gas mask kneels before a floating

endless escalation. On the other side are the discourses of restraint, where environmentalism resides. Here, need — as opposed to desire — and limited resources are assessed; a just and sustainable balance of the two is sought. Economically, restraint is closer to socialism than to capitalism, or at least to regulated capitalism than to unfettered free markets. If the pleasure people’s Utopia is Dionysian, the restrainers’ is Apollonian. It seeks satisfaction in rational moderation, and in saving some for later. Sustainability is by defi There are aesthetic differences between the two, as well as a kind of culture-nature divide. Broadly speaking, the pleasure politicos embrace technology, fashion, the contemporary arts, media, speed, novelty. The restrainers prefer the rural; they like slow processes, durable, old things, things that are born, not made. John Muir, co-founder of the Sierra Club and widely seen as the father of American environmentalism, found spiritual and emotional succor in nature. Like many of his successors, he had less use for the products of human imagination. “One day’s exposure to mountains,” he wrote, “is better than a cartload of books.” Neither side is monolithic or doctrinaire. Indeed, pleasurites are often critical of the consumer economy, especially its inexorable imperative to grow, obsolesce and discard. But they also take in stride the contribution that commerce makes to culture and community, identity and sexuality. Transpeople, for instance, are not above shopping the surgical and pharmaceutical mart to create bodies that match their selfimages. And activists like FFF, the casu-

books and you get the gist. So it was into this little DMZ that Fuck for Forest innocently stepped. There they discovered . . . a market niche! Green wankers! In its first year, 2004, the site raked in $100,000. Then FFF got stranded on one shore of the divide. No mainstream environmental organization would take their money. WWF (formerly the World Wildlife Fund) in Norway and the Netherlands declined. “[W]e cannot connect our brandname and logo to certain sectors of industry,” read the latex-protected prose of the latter. A San Francisco reporter calling American environmental organizations for comment on FFF

is morality when people are destroying the world?” Tommy asked the San Francisco reporter. The real obscenity, his comment suggested, is the rape of the emerald forests. But, good at getting it up again and again, FFF trekked south and found warm welcome among biologists and indigenous activists laboring to save both the nature and culture of the Amazon. Maybe these new beneficiaries are more relaxed about sex. Or maybe they just can’t afford to be picky. Who’s right? In one sense, both. The important tension between the two — restraint politics focus on the public good, pleasure politics on the rights and desires of the individual — is almost

On the homepage, a woman in a gas mask kneels before a floating chainsaw. It’s all rather . . . Norwegian.

chainsaw. It’s all rather . . . Norwegian. But Fuck for Forest is also an unprecedented hybrid. Leona and Tommy probably don’t know it, but their project represents the bridging of a historic divide between two political discourses, two heretofore separate spheres of activism. If we are going to save the Earth, it’s a gap worth closing. On one side of the divide are the discourses of desire — the politics of sexual liberation and personal freedom. These are the values of the Age of Revolutions, including our own, with its inalienable right to pursue happiness. For better or worse, they’re also the values of capitalism, with its confederate desire, its promise gratification, and its job to cycle the two in

al heirs of category-smashing movements from Pop Art to pro-sex feminism, regard as academic the lines between commercial and fine art, or porn and erotica. For their part, some of the most sophisticated restrainers — such as Adbusters or Reverend Billy, whom I wrote about last month — humorously, even affectionately, twist the tropes of the mainstream media and use it to get the message across. But there’s a strain of moral environmentalism that would throw the baby out with the gray water — that is, the imaginative, juicy, fun aspects of consumer culture with its devastating consequences. For such people, it’s not enough to love your bicycle; you have to hate your TV, too. It’s not enough to buy less and buy green; you have to condemn the whole enterprise of shopping as a crime and a sin and look down on shoppers (yourself included) as advertising-addled, instant-gratification-addicted zombies. Substitute a cartload of DVDs for Muir’s cartload of

met with “terse brushoffs.” You could charge the envirocrats with plain prudery. Giving them more credit, you could countenance their worries that some constituents might consider FFF a pack of exploiters, even sexual assailants of women. But sex itself, even sexism, was probably not the whole of it (for one thing, many of FFF’s models are men). Nor could these organizations have honestly objected to hawking product. After all, WWF Netherlands was defending not its principles but its pocketbook — its “brandname and logo,” metaphor of both. Seems to me that what made FFF’s lucre so filthy was the site’s cheerful marriage of sex and money. While Tommy and Leona were trilling about nature (sex) teaming up with nature (forests), their critics saw the commercial exploitation of naked bodies and the commercial exploitation of rainforests as a cynical alliance: Both despoil sacred nature for profit. In response to these snubs, FFF expressed bemused exasperation. “What

three centuries old. And it’s not about to dissolve. That’s because it’s the tension at the heart of any live democracy. But let’s not create conflicts where none exist. Some things are a matter of morality, others just of taste. I can compost my vegetables and still love watching “Deadwood.” You can titillate me with tits and ass and also move me with seed conservation. Go to FuckforForest.com. Get off on the picture of two bare butts ascending a tree. Pause for a cup of fairtrade coffee. Then spin another kind of fantasy gazing at the picture of a strawhatted farmer tenderly planting a seedling. m Environmentalist Bill McKibben and Judith Levine will have a public conversation about activism across the two-discourse divide on February 14 at 4:30 p.m. in Middlebury College’s McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Room 220. Free Info, 443-5355.


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Way Beyond Poutine Montréal’s oddest restos offer cuisine with color — or in the dark

f this island city on the St. Lawrence has a quirky, nonconformist style, it’s largely thanks to the countless eateries that serve up personality along with their solid square meals. Parts of the burg boast an oddball joint on every STORY corner; flaky foodie joints are so pre& IMAGES KRISTIAN dominant that city dwellers are occaGRAVENOR sionally bedazzled by the boring. Case in point: When a Taco Bell opened recently, curious customers lined up for hours to get a predictable taste. Here, independently owned restaurants have fought back against the influx of menu multinationals. As a result, some downtown burger joints such as McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s have recently closed, while more interesting indies have sprouted up. In some of them, kooky cuisine is king, and the recipe seems to be working. Québec restaurant industry officials report several straight years of 5 percent growth. Those steady profits have led many an intrepid entrepreneur to transform that twinkle-in-the-eye into a real place to lay down tablecloth. Here’s a small but tasty sampling of some spots where a visitor may be able not just to chow down but to have an unforgettable experience.

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chance to,” Alameddine explains. “Now their handicap has been transformed into a requirement at our institution.” The 10 waiters are thoroughly familiar with the lay of the land where they sightlessly transport meals from kitchen to table. Waiters must also escort anyone wishing to use the toilet. And yes, the bathroom is illuminated, as is the kitchen. Customers have the option of not knowing what they’re eating. “To go all the way with the experience, you should order the surprise,” says Alameddine. “It’s the chef ’s choice. Only when the customers finish do we tell them what they just had.” Turns out it’s not that easy to recognize food when you can’t feast your eyes on it. In general, the fare is Italian, French or Mediterranean. Alameddine ran a Lebanese place in a downtown food court for a few years before he spent some time in Lebanon and returned to Montréal, this time aiming to do something new. “Previously I was in fast food, and that’s a completely different line of business,” he says. “I thought we should do something different, because everything is franchises and nobody is thinking about concepts anymore . . . I wanted to MOE ALAMEDDINE WITH ASSISTANT PAULINE

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furtively snuggle up. One young female journalist confesses that her table of mischievous ladies removed their shirts for a recent meal. She says the unusual situation inspired some randy impulses, but in the end the experience was pithier than she had anticipated. “The food wasn’t anything exceptional, but the overall experience was beautiful,” she says. “I felt like crying afterwards.”

In some of the new restaurants, kooky cuisine is king, and the recipe seems to be working. Whatever grown-ups might do at O. Noir, the place is also a hit with kids. “We explain to children that it’s totally dark and the servers are blind, and you will have to trust them to be your eyes,” says Alameddine. “The kids get excited — they want to take pictures with the blind servers.”

O. NOIR It’s hard to say what this place near the bustling corner of Guy and St. Catherine looks like. Many have eaten here, but none have actually seen the dining room. There are no candles, and it’s unknown whether any light bulbs roost overhead. This cozy place gives new meaning to “intimate.” It may be the only restaurant in North America where diners eat in the dark. That’s right, dark. Patrons enter a lit area where they are asked to store their cellphones in lockers and place their orders. Then they are guided by a server into a room as black as a raven’s tail. What’s more, the waiters are blind or visually impaired. Owner Moe Alameddine got this dim idea after visiting two similar eateries in France and Switzerland. O. Noir’s seats have been regularly filled ever since he turned on the stove and turned off the lights. “The customers love it. In French they say chapeau bas [hats off ],” he says. Diners also like the restaurant because it serves a good cause as well as meals. “I have hired some visually impaired people who had a dream of working in a restaurant but never had a

bring concept, design and good food all in one.” The restaurant certainly saves on decoration. Although customers will never know for sure, the dining room is reportedly presentable. “It’s nothing fancy, because it’s dark,” Alameddine says, “but that doesn’t mean there’s holes in the walls.” Meals run around $30 to $40 for a two- or three-course meal; 5 percent of profits benefit associations for the blind. Demand at the restaurant has been outrageous, so reservations are recommended. “We’re planning to expand, but it’s not easy,” says Alameddine. “It’s not like any other restaurant, because it takes a lot of effort to train the servers. It’s a big process feeding 55 people in the dark.” The occasional client may get a bit claustrophobic, but most are enthralled by the combination of sensory deprivation and stimulation. “Everything is heightened — your taste, your hearing. People end up speaking louder without even noticing it; all of the senses are on full alert,” reports Alameddine. Customers have also been known to take advantage of the darkness and

owners’ daughter; she also handles propaganda for the eatery. “It’s mostly meat that we serve — it’s not really a place for a vegetarian,” she warns. “Russians put sour cream on everything, and we serve lots of it.” The décor is heavy on Soviet symbols. Uncle Joe Stalin stares down from every side with menacing eyes aglow, and there’s no escape from the motif,

O. NOIR, 1631 St. Catherine W., 514-937-9727 Open nightly; seatings at 5:45 p.m. and 9 p.m. www.onoir.com RESTAURANT KREMLIN Half a century ago, downtown Montréal’s restaurant scene exploded with the arrival of Soviet émigrés. The new establishments, mostly Hungarian soup-and-sandwich shops, hosted patrons who groaned and blustered about the evils of the Iron Curtain. It’s backlash time, Babushka! Some former Soviets have been getting their restaurant revenge here since last July, when a full-fledged Staliniststyled restaurant began serving beef Stroganoff, hot borscht and vareneke (a.k.a. pirogies) to the urban lumpenproletariat. Owners Elena and Dmitry Shteingold formerly ran a Russian bar, but it went out of business after the Québec government declared indoor smokers to be enemies of the people. This Kremlin relies on family recipes to please its customers, according to Comrade Violeta Shteingold, 20, the

given that tablecloths are adorned with hammers and sickles intertwining. The Shteingolds, who come from Russia’s Black Sea area, hope they can reverse somewhat justified stereotypes about bad service in Soviet restaurants. Considering the state of eateries in Poland and East Germany during the mid-1980s, the couple’s standards may not need to be that high. One diner on a recent lunch break from the nearby International Civil Aviation Organization confessed he wasn’t thrilled with the service. “It’s a fun, interesting ambiance, it’s unique, and you won’t find anything like this place,” promises Shteingold, who left Russia as a toddler soon after the collapse of the U.S.S.R. The restaurant offers a wall of windows overlooking nearby Victoria Square, at the foot of the hill that divides the old city from downtown. On Friday and Saturday evenings, the Kremlin is awash in mayhem that includes various entertainments, ranging from magicians to Russian singers to karaoke. The Kremlin is a great place to practice your Russian singing and chat with sailors sampling small — or very large — amounts of vodka. RESTAURANT KREMLIN, 1015 Beaver Hall Hill, 514-876-0555 Open Monday through Wednesday, 10 a.m to 3 p.m.; Thursday through Sunday, 10 a.m. to 3 a.m.


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rom all appearances, Lawrence Barnes Elementary School is struggling. The aging building sits across from a Renta-Center on North Street in Burlington’s Old North End. The vast STORY majority of its students live in poverty. CATHY Roughly 20 percent of them are still RESMER learning to speak English. As a group, Barnes students consistently score lower IMAGES on standardized tests than their peers in MATTHEW other parts of the district. THORSEN Take the 2006 Developmental Reading Assessment, for example. Second graders from Burlington’s Edmunds Elementary School had an easy time with the test; 91 percent of them met or exceeded the state standards. The majority — 64 percent — achieved honors. At Barnes, more than half of the second graders failed the test. Thirty-one percent actually scored in the lowest possible range, with just six percent making honors. Assessment results like these give Barnes a bad rap. So much so that many middle-class parents who live nearby choose to send their children elsewhere —by applying for a variance to another Burlington school, enrolling the kids in a private school, or moving out of the neighborhood altogether. Dovetail, the district’s K-2 mini-magnet program at Edmunds Elementary School, also draws Old North End youngsters out of the neighborhood. It’s difficult to calculate just how many potential students Barnes loses each year, but anecdotal evidence suggests the number is significant. It seems

to implement a fix — they’ve embarked on a grassroots socio-economic integration campaign of their own. Instead of hoping to appeal to outsiders, Barnes boosters are trying to persuade Old North End residents to give the neighborhood school a chance. Leading the charge is Barnes’ energetic and relentlessly cheerful principal, Paula Bowen. A slight, shorthaired woman with a ready smile, Bowen claims her school’s bad reputation is undeserved. “Really,” she says, “I think it’s a PR problem.” Bowen touts Barnes as a diamond in the rough, and encourages parents to look past the school’s tarnished appearance to see the unique opportunities it offers. She points out that because it’s the smallest of the city’s six elementary schools — this year its K-5 classrooms serve between 150 and 160 students — Barnes offers small classes with low student-teacher ratios. That means teachers and staff get to know every student, lending the school a “family-like atmosphere,” as she puts it. Bowen claims her school’s low test scores are misleading — skewed by the school’s burgeoning refugee and immigrant population. Just a few English Language Learners can have a dramatic effect on test scores. Even when the ELL kids make significant progress, if they’re not at grade-level, the tests won’t show it. “It’s no fault of these students,” she says, “but I don’t think that it’s realistic to think that after being in the country for a year, you’re going to be

We were doing what any other middleclass family in this neighborhood does — we were leaving. We said, “97 percent poverty? That’s not something we want to be a part of.” KIRSTEN BERGGREN, OLD NORTH END PARENT that every Barnes parent or staff member knows someone who’s opting out. Barnes kindergarten teacher Shannon Roesch says her neighbor, who works for the district, applied for a variance to send his kids to Edmunds. “I don’t want to take it personally, because it’s not about that,” she says. “But it’s hard.” A school-board-appointed task force recently suggested that the students at Barnes and H.O. Wheeler — the other Old North End elementary school — would benefit from having more middle-class students in their midst. This spring, the school board will likely consider socio-economic integration proposals that will include plans to attract kids into the Old North End from other parts of the city. They may even call for closing Barnes, an option that’s been hotly debated in the past. But Barnes parents and administrators aren’t waiting for the school board

proficient in English.” She doesn’t see the school’s ethnic diversity as a liability, however, but as one of its biggest assets. Here students from a predominantly white, homogenous state can interact regularly with kids from other cultures. They learn that “you can all get along,” says Bowen. The principal also praises the Barnes teachers, and says that many of the “innovative” approaches promoted at the Dovetail program were actually instituted first at Barnes — multi-age classrooms, for example, and the Responsive Classroom curriculum, a holistic educational approach which integrates academic and social learning. She notes that Barnes was profiled last November in the national Responsive Classroom newsletter. “What is it that people think we don’t have?” she asks with a hint of exasperation. In her mind, all of the school’s assets

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add up to an engaging learning environment. She says she’d be willing to send her two young children to Barnes, though she and her partner live in the Wheeler neighborhood, and may end up sending their kids there. “Barnes,” she says, summing up, “is what you think of when you think of an elementary school.” Getting prospective parents to think of Barnes that way isn’t easy. The best strategy, Bowen insists, is to get them to visit the school and see for themselves. To that end, the school and the PTO have sponsored an open house on a recent Wednesday night. They’ve invited neighborhood parents to tour the school and meet the staff — as well as enthusiastic Barnes parents and their kids — before the March kindergarten registration deadline. Kirsten Berggren and Robyn Battaile are among the parents greeting visitors in the lobby. They’re valuable ambassadors for Bowen, who is a passionate and articulate — but ultimately, paid professional — advocate for Barnes. It seems more likely that volunteers such as Berggren and Battaile will ultimately make the sale to other parents. The couple lives on Drew Street with their two young children. Two years ago, when their son Kyle was about to enter kindergarten, they applied for a variance to Edmunds. They did it in part because Battaile teaches history at Edmunds Middle School. But Berggren admits that Edmunds’ higher test scores were also a factor. “We were making classist assumptions, and thinking that Edmunds would be a better school,” says Berggren, a writer and lactation counselor who has a Ph.D. in anatomy and neuroscience. “We were doing what any other middle-class family in this neighborhood does — we were leaving. We

said, ‘97 percent poverty? That’s not something we want to be a part of.’” But when their son’s variance was denied, the couple did end up sending him to Barnes. They were surprised by how much they liked it; they plan to send their daughter to the school as well. “Ky had such a positive kindergarten experience,” Berggren gushes. “The quality of teaching has been outstanding. We are so happy.” Battaile agrees. He was particularly impressed when Bowen called them to introduce herself before they’d even enrolled their son in the school — she knew the names of all the Barnes students on their street. He adds that he loves the fact that his son is a part of such a multicultural environment. “That type of education is going to be rooted and grounded in reality for a long, long time,” he says. Twenty minutes after answering questions from a reporter, Berggren and Battaile are in Shannon Roesch’s kindergarten classroom, chatting with Andy Jones and Helen Rock. Jones and Rock are exactly the kind of parents Barnes is hoping to attract. Jones is the farm manager at the Intervale Community Farm; Rock does part-time office work. They own their house on LaFountain Street. The couple knows people in the Old North End who home-school their kids, or send them to the Schoolhouse, a private, K-6 parent-teacher cooperative in South Burlington. They know others who have moved away in search of better public education. Jones and Rock have two boys. Davis and his younger brother Ian are running around the room playing with toys. Four-year-old Davis will be starting school next fall. Jones says he likes the fact that Barnes is so close to their home; it’s barely two blocks away. “I grew up >> 26A


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Addison Alternatives Why private schools find fertile ground around Middlebury

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or a rural area, Addison County hosts a surprising number of secular private schools. The 26-year-old Bridge School was the area’s original elementary-school alternative. The Gailer School has STORY moved from Shelburne back to KEVIN J. Middlebury, where it originated in KELLEY 1989. More recent additions include the Aurora, North Branch and Red IMAGES Cedar schools, in Middlebury, Ripton JORDAN and Bristol, respectively. SILVERMAN Why are more than 200 of the county’s families willing to spend as much as $13,000 a year on alternatives to schools they already help fund through their property taxes? Is it a Vermont version of the national condition described by economist John Kenneth Galbraith as “private affluence, public squalor”? Not exactly. Middlebury and surrounding towns have a high proportion of well-educated and well-off residents, many of them affiliated with the college or with Porter Hospital. This socio-economic profile may help account for the proliferation of private schools. “Middlebury College does attract people who are used to having a range of choices in education,” says Alison Lockwood, who has a child at the Gailer School and is also the development director there. But a significant portion of Addison County’s population doesn’t qualify as affluent — or even middle-class. Its public school populations are economically mixed. Leaders of local private schools say some households sacrifice substantially in order to make tuition payments. And a few families must rely on the partial or full financial aid that the schools sparingly provide. It’s also not the case that the county’s public schools are underfunded or academically inferior. Year after year, taxpayers in many towns approve comparatively generous school budgets. Middlebury, for example, sets its perpupil expenditures at 122 percent of the statewide average. And on most student-performance criteria, Addison County public schools rank at or above the Vermont mean. Many private-school parents acknowledge that the county’s public system is sound. They justify opting out in purely positive terms. “We weren’t running away from something but toward something,” explains Ron Hallman, whose 16-yearold daughter, Anna, attends Gailer. The school’s “DaVinci curriculum” is modeled on a rounded, Renaissance-inspired approach to learning. “We were looking for a smaller environment that would better suit her learning style.” Jacquie Werner-Gavrin, director of the Red Cedar School in Bristol, emphasizes the virtue of variety. She presides over a K-12 “independent” school that encourages “participating in a democratic mixed-aged school community,” according to its website. “We need different types of schools for different types of students. Choice is very important,” says Werner-Gavrin, who taught for 10 years at the public Monkton Central School. All three of her children have attended Red Cedar. It’s the same story at Middlebury’s Bridge School, which is housed in a

renovated barn on the corner of Route 7 and Exchange Street. The private elementary school “wasn’t started in opposition to the public system,” notes Richard Nessen, who co-founded it in 1981. “Middlebury actually has an excellent public system. We tell parents that there are a variety of options and they should choose the one that’s best for their child.” A family with one child in private school may have another in public. Hallman, who is vice president for development at Porter Hospital, sends his younger daughter to Mary Hogan, Middlebury’s K-6 public school. Many private-school parents say they expect their elementary-aged kids will go to

alized it has to be and the less helpful it becomes to most kids.” Many private-school enthusiasts say administrators intent on adhering to a formulized method of education don’t welcome parental involvement in the public schools. “In our school, parents are in and out constantly,” notes Cal Birdsey, founder of the 26-student North Branch private school in Ripton. “How easy do you think it is to walk into Middlebury Union Middle School and participate in your child’s education?” Some parents of students at the middle school counter that MUMS does welcome volunteers. Persistent efforts on the part of par-

School along with 350 other students. “It was her choice, mainly because of sports,” he says. And MUMS does employ many “dynamic and interesting” teachers, he finds. On the other hand, “The yoke that holds them back is having to teach a state and federal curriculum,” Shunstrom adds. Creativity in the public classroom has grown even scarcer in the age of No Child Left Behind, private-school advocates contend. They regard the federal law, enacted in 2001 with the aim of promoting school accountability and higher educational standards, as a club used to enforce conformity. “Regula tions imposed on local schools by the central government” result in “box-like

Are you going to sacrifice your kid because you want the public institution to do better? The child is the number-one priority of most parents. RICHARD NESSEN, BRIDGE SCHOOL

public middle or high schools — often for the larger social environment or athletic opportunities. The “I’m-OK-you’re-OK” attitude usually expressed in regard to public and private schooling may be a reflection of small-town diplomacy. Press them a bit, though, and parents of private-school students do voice complaints about various aspects of public education. “Public school failed my child,” declares Gailer’s Lockwood. “He benefits from a smaller classroom environment,” which the Charlotte Central School didn’t provide, she says. The scale of public schools, even in thinly populated Addison County, is also a cause for consternation. “I’m not a fan of regulated education in large groups,” says Cheryl Faraone, a theater professor at Middlebury College. “The larger the school, the more institution-

ents can produce incremental changes in public education, says Nessen of the 67-student Bridge School. “But are you going to sacrifice your kid because you want the public institution to do better?” Nessen asks rhetorically. “The child is the number-one priority of most parents.” “The massive size of the public school structure” fosters rigidity, argues Erik Shunstrom, a teacher at the K-6 Aurora School in Middlebury. Bureaucratic inertia frustrates would-be public school reformers, adds Shunstrom, who taught for eight years at a public school in Los Angeles. He counterposes the individually tailored curriculum at Aurora, a “relationship-based” school with 26 students, to the “hot-lunch model where you get served what you get served.” But Shunstrom’s own daughter attends Middlebury Union Middle

situations” that stifle many students, says Lockwood, who is a Gailer School board member as well as administrator. In practice, No Child Left Behind has forced public schools to concentrate their resources on a minority of students who score poorly on standardized tests, adds Jeff Byers, a chemistry professor at Middlebury College. His seventh-grade daughter enrolled at Gailer in September after completing her elementary career at Mary Hogan, which is where his wife, Cathy, teaches. Byers was drawn to Gailer because when he’s had conversations with people associated with MUMS, he explains, “One of the first things they say when their guard is down is that academics is secondary to social development in grades seven and eight.” The middle school acts in accordance with >> 27A


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walking to an elementary school,” he says. “I loved that.” Rock seems equally interested in Barnes. “We’re definitely checking it out,” she says. Barnes’ only probable competition at this point, they say, is the Dovetail program. Coincidentally, and unfortunately for Barnes, its open house has fallen on the same night as Barnes’. Vince Brennan, a Barnes parent and Burlington School Board member, calls the scheduling conflict “very unfortunate.” And it appears to have an effect on the Barnes turnout; at the end of the night, the visitor sign-up sheet by the door is only half full. Bowen dismisses any suggestion of intentionality on the part of Dovetail’s recruiters. She has asked the teachers there to spread the word that she’s happy to set up individual tours for parents interested in learning more about Barnes. But at least one parent who’s decided not to send her kids to Barnes says a visit to the school would not necessarily persuade her. Jessica Kell lives on Ward Steet with her husband, Shay Totten, and their three kids. Totten is the editor of the Vermont Guardian. When their oldest, Max, was preparing to enter kindergarten, Kell and Totten visited Barnes. “I liked Barnes a lot,” Kell remembers. “I liked the principal.” But, she says, “the kindergarten teacher at that time would not have been a good fit for him.” Instead, they sent Max to the Schoolhouse. They have enrolled their second son there as well. When they later decided to send Max to public school, where he could receive special-needs services, Kell says, she visited Barnes again. “There were so many great things going on there,” she says, “and I really liked the school, but there were no students there at that time with the same special needs that he has. It just felt like we couldn’t send him to a school where they

were going to have to make up a program for him from scratch.” They applied for and received a variance to Champlain. Kell says the family is once again considering Barnes, this time for their 3-year-old daughter. But Kell is troubled by the disparity in resources she sees between Barnes and Champlain. “They have an art room,” she says of the South End elementary school. “They have a music room. They have this library where you see parents hanging out in the morning and reading to their younger children.” “I was at Barnes a few weeks ago for a literacy celebration,” she continues, “and there’s a room in the school that I think is the artmusic-community room, but it’s definitely not what’s in the music or the art room at Champlain. It doesn’t even look like a combination of those things. It just looks like a room with a bunch of chairs in it. You don’t see materials scattered around and displayed the way you do in the other school. And that makes you wonder where the support is from the district.” She says she also worries about sending her daughter to a school that might close in a couple years. It’ll be “a tough choice” for her family, she says. That decision might be influenced by what other area parents do. Kell says she knows several people with kids her daughter’s age who live in the Wheeler district, and are already committed to sending their children there. If more Barnes parents she knows start doing the same, she might, too. In fact, Bowen says she thinks the tide is already turning. This year, 81 percent of Barnes kids are eligible for the federal free and reduced lunch program — that’s more than twice as high as the percentage at Edmunds, but it’s down from nearly 100 percent last year. Bowen sees this as a good sign. “To me,” she notes, “what that says is more people are looking at us and considering us.” �


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this assumption, Byers observes, adding, “I don’t like that. It’s not what we want for our family.” Faraone cites “cliquishness in social circles” at the local public middle school as a factor that contributed to her daughter’s enrollment at Gailer. Parents worry that those social circles can exert powerful pressures on adolescents to engage in risky behavior. “There are different issues to contend with in public schools, and the environment at Middlebury Union High School is very different” from that at Gailer, says Hallman. At the same time, he acknowledges that teens and tweens will be exposed to the temptations of drugs and alcohol no matter where they attend school. “If we think they’re going to be isolated from society because they go to private schools, we’re kidding ourselves,” Hallman says. Often, however, the choice to invest thousands of additional dollars in a child’s education is made precisely because a family believes private school will yield more favorable returns. Some supporters of schools such as Aurora, North Branch and Gailer define these alternatives in at least tacit contrast to Mary Hogan, MUMS and Middlebury Union High School. North Branch, which takes the unusual approach of educating ninth- graders as well as seventh- and eighth-graders, is “completely different from MUMS,” says

nity of the like-minded. The “strong sense of being part of a whole” is among the attributes that attracted Becky Trombley to the Bridge School, which her 11-year-old daughter attends. But what about the larger community? Do private-school parents feel disconnected from the commonweal because they exclude their kids from one of a town’s most defining institutions? In Murphy’s case, the answer is “definitely.” Calling herself “very communityoriented,” the Lincoln resident says she laments the loss of involvement in her local public school, which she describes as “a wonderful place.” Other private-school parents say they experience no such alienation. Hallman, for example, notes that his 10th-grade daughter at Gailer maintains ties to many of the friends she made at MUMS. “I don’t feel any disconnection from the Middlebury community,” Hallman says. The biggest detriment to the commonweal, adds North Branch founder Birdsey, would be “having only one kind of school to attend.” Those drawn to the alternative kind exhibit characteristics common among transplants to Vermont, says Faraone, who came to Middlebury College 20 years ago. “A search for independence and autonomy is what brings many people to Vermont and also to private schools,” she observes.

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head teacher Birdsey. Because the multiage setting at North Branch is “larger than a family but smaller than a system,” it appeals to parents who “want the kind of place where their kids are loved and known,” he suggests. Interdisciplinary education is emphasized at most Addison County private schools. Gailer promotes critical thinking, as opposed to rote studying, Lockwood says. The school fosters “pushback,” she notes. “We allow our kids to challenge any and every theory.” Lockwood further describes Gailer as “nimble” — a trait that many private schools tout. Sandra Murphy, the mother of two sons attending Aurora, values its support for “out-of-school adventuring.” Teachers there don’t object when Murphy, a freelance writer on natural-history topics, pulls her kids from school so they can accompany her and her husband on trips to western states. Private schools also provide parents and students with a ready-made commu-

That they tend to be more homogeneous than, say, the Vergennes public schools is not a concern. “There’s so much focus on social justice and economic disparities” in the Gailer School curriculum, Faraone says, that her daughter will learn that American society is hardly monolithic. Tom Buzzell, the associate principal at Mary Hogan, agrees that private schools such as Gailer make “strong community-service efforts that allow their students to have a full range of experiences.” Private schooling requires considerable sacrifice on the part of teachers as well as many parents. Salaries at schools dependent almost entirely on tuition income run well below what teachers make in Vermont’s unionized public schools. And paying the costs of a private education can strain even a middle-class family’s budget. “It is a sizable financial commitment,” says Trombley, a full-time mom whose husband works at IBM. But in a comment echoed by many private-school parents, Trombley adds, “This was the right choice for us. We had to do what is best for our child.” �

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ny mother can appreciate the bond that held Elizabeth Knox to her daughter on the day in October 1995 when 7-yearold Alison Sanders was pronounced brain-dead from the impact of an airbag that deployed during a low-speed car accident. Even after the life-support machines were disconnected and her heart stopped beating, Alison was still Knox’s child, and the mother needed time to let go. Knox had delivered Alison by natural childbirth and stayed home to raise her. She’d always put her daughter in car seats, taught her to wear a bicycle helmet and instructed her on table manners. To be told by the hospital nurses that “some stranger” would take over the care of her daughter’s body was anathema to her. “Not only was I sending my daughter to a place that I had no positive feelings about — the hospital morgue — but it was completely off-limits to me,” Knox recalls. “And yet, people are forced to make that choice constantly. I knew there was another way.” Knox, a fourth-generation Vermonter living in Maryland, decided to handle the funeral herself, though she was utterly ignorant about what it entailed. The hospital staff told her, incorrectly, that Maryland law requires a licensed mortician to transport the body. So Knox found a funeral director to bring her daughter home, where family and friends held a three-day vigil. Afterward, Knox rode with her daughter’s body to the crematory and watched as the body was loaded into the cremation chamber. Several hours later, she came home with Alison’s remains. The experience of caring for her daughter’s body after death had a profound effect on Knox and her family. “People all told me, ‘This was so lovely! This was so much better than my other

experiences of being in a funeral home,’” she recalls. “In the face of this terrible, terrible tragedy, that was not lost on them.” Two years later, Knox founded Crossings. The nonprofit educational organization based in Takoma Park, Maryland, teaches others how to care for their dead. Crossings has helped hundreds of families arrange their loved ones’ “after-death care” — the one- to five-day period between the time of death and the burial or cremation. Knox sees it as the final act of love a person can perform for a family member. She also travels around the country giving day-long workshops on caring for the dead. One such seminar is scheduled for Saturday, February 3, at the Lake Champlain Waldorf School in Shelburne. “People have a certain idea, because of their own projections and fears, that they can’t do this,” Knox says. “But without exception, they are all so grateful and so comforted and quite amazed at their own response.” The sense of closure that comes from doing a home funeral should make sense to anyone who has lost a close friend or family member. During a time of mourning, especially after a sudden, unexpected death, people want to feel useful. But all too often, the expression of condolence — “Is there anything I can do?” — has no response. In this country, where 99 percent of all deaths are handled by funeral directors, there’s rarely anything of substance for friends and family to do. But, as Knox explains, giving people a task — picking up the death certificate, buying more dry ice, building the coffin or digging the grave — provides a physical way to work through grief. Crossings doesn’t just walk people through the process of arranging a home funeral. It also clears up the

many myths and misconceptions surrounding the final disposition of the dead — embalming, transportation of the body and the need for a coffin. Knox says she all too often hears misleading or false information about home funerals being disseminated — most egregiously, by health-care workers and public officials who ought to know better. Before Knox holds a workshop, she contacts the relevant state agencies — typically, the attorney general’s office or state health department — to verify the laws for that particular state. Knox took these steps before a workshop scheduled in Vermont last fall, only to learn later that the information she received was inaccurate. (For unrelated reasons, that workshop was canceled.) This misinformation was especially surprising, she says, because Vermont is home to two of the nation’s leading public advocacy groups on funeral ethics: the Funeral Consumers Alliance of South Burlington and the Funeral Ethics Organization of Hinesburg. Now, the directors of both organizations say they’re shocked and incensed by the level of misinformation being distributed by Vermont officials. There are very few people in this country who have as much working knowledge of the laws and ethics of dealing with funerals and burials as Lisa Carlson. The Vermont native has that earthy sense of humor that comes from years of dealing with dead people — or, more accurately, with the sometimes inept and unscrupulous people who handle them for a living. As an author, public speaker and founder of the Funeral Ethics Organization, Carlson literally wrote the book on DIY funerals, Caring for the Dead: Your Final Act of Love. This 640-page tome is a stateby-state compendium of laws governing

the handling of the dead without an undertaker. Carlson, a consummate public speaker and storyteller, also wrote I Died Laughing: Funeral Education With a Light Touch. It’s a collection of jokes and cartoons that take an irreverent look at our passage into the sweet hereafter. But Carlson’s own introduction to home funerals was no laughing matter. In 1981, her 31-year-old husband, John, committed suicide by shooting himself in the stomach with a hunting rifle. The couple hadn’t done advance funeral planning, and Carlson didn’t have enough money in the bank to cover the cost of cremation, which at the time was about $750. Because of the nature of John’s death, an autopsy was performed. When the state’s attorney called Carlson to ask which funeral home he should notify to pick up the deceased, she informed him there wouldn’t be one. Carlson asked the official to please deliver the body to her house. “I’m sure he thought I’d gone off my squash,” she recalls with a chuckle. After John’s body came home, Carlson felt an overwhelming need to stay with him. She called a friend — a janitor at the school where John had taught — who helped her drive the body to a crematory in St. Johnsbury. When Carlson’s story about her home funeral appeared in The Burlington Free Press, she became a local cause célèbre. “For a year later, a week rarely went by without a phone call or letter from people wanting to know what to do and how to do it,” she says. “I felt so grateful that I’d had the information when I needed it, I felt obliged to share.” The result was Carlson’s first book, the 1987 Caring for Your Own Dead. It earned her national acclaim. The book was written up in The New York Times,


SEVEN DAYS | january 31-february 07, 2007 | feature 29A and Carlson appeared on “Good Morning America” and “CBS This Morning” and twice on “The Phil Donahue Show.” Little wonder Carlson is “shocked and embarrassed” that Vermont officials are promulgating what she calls misleading and false information about home funerals and burials. Worse, she adds, those officials seemed unconcerned about correcting their errors now that they’ve been brought to light. Like Carlson, Joshua Slocum is a funeral ethics watchdog who has little patience for bureaucratic bungling, especially when it affects people at their most vulnerable. As executive director of the Funeral Consumers Alliance, Slocum is typically the one who gets a phone call — whether from families or from the national media — whenever a body goes missing from a funeral, or some unsavory crematory operator is caught stashing unburned bodies on his property. In October, Slocum learned what Knox had been told about Vermont’s funeral and burial laws, and wrote a seven-page letter to Attorney General William Sorrell and Vermont Commissioner of Health Sharon Moffatt. The letter outlined what he called the “flatly incorrect and unsupported legal advice and inaccuracies” given out by state officials. According to Slocum, those errors included the “incorrect advice” by Vital Statistics Director Richard McCoy and Chief Medical Examiner Stephen Shapiro that Vermont families may not transport their own dead for burial, the “unsupported interpretation of Vermont statutes” that caskets are required for burial, and the “unsupported contention” that bodies crossing the Vermont border must be embalmed. The errors regarding caskets and embalming are particularly egregious, Slocum notes, because they conflict with the religious tenets of devout Muslims and Jews, who often bury their dead in direct contact with the earth and without embalming. As Slocum points

public,” Slocum tells Seven Days. “The errors from the state are bad enough. But to ignore constituents repeatedly is inexcusable. I never would have guessed in a million years that Vermont would react this way.” Seven Days’ efforts to clarify the state’s interpretation of the law were similarly stymied. Phone calls to the attorney general’s office were deferred to the Department of Health. And when Moffatt responded, her explanation left some questions unanswered. Reiterating her response to Carlson, Moffatt said, “There is no public health reason for any concerns around coffin-less burials.” She acknowledged some “gray areas” in the law about the coffin requirement, saying that “We appreciate the need to have further clarity about legislative intent.” But Moffatt couldn’t say whether the law permits families to transport their own dead: “That’s not an issue we’ve had an issue about.” Moreover, the state’s highest health official couldn’t say definitively whether a body must be embalmed when it crosses the state line; she promised to “get back” to us. A subsequent email from a health department spokesperson clarified that, in fact, Vermont has no such mandate, though other states and countries where the body is going to or coming from may require it. As to whether family members may transport their own dead, the email included a link to the Vermont statute dealing with the permit requirements for transporting a dead body. That statute mentions funeral directors and licensed embalmers, but says nothing about the rights of next of kin. Slocum is not surprised by Seven Days’ inability to get simple, straightforward answers. Reiterating his and Carlson’s understanding of Vermont law, he insists that Vermonters may transport their own dead, provided they obtain all the necessary permits. They may bury their own dead — with or without a casket — on their own property, provided local ordinance allows it and the grave is a specified distance

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The errors regarding caskets and embalming are particularly egregious, Slocum notes, because they conflict with the religious tenets of devout Muslims and Jews, who often bury their dead in direct contact with the earth and without embalming. out, Vermont law is unambiguous on this matter. The statute reads: “A bylaw or regulation shall not be adopted to restrain a person in the free exercise of his religious sentiments as to the burial of the dead.” Slocum sent his letter to the attorney general and health commissioner in October. He claims he has yet to receive a response, either in writing or by phone. In December, Carlson sent a similar letter to Governor Jim Douglas complaining about the “misinformation” being offered by Vermont officials. The two-sentence reply she received from Commissioner Moffatt reads, “Health Department staff have reviewed the issue of whether a coffin is necessary for burial of a dead body. The Department believes there is minimal to no infectious disease risk associated with burial in something other than a traditional coffin and crypt, (e.g., shroud or green burials).” Moffatt’s letter, Slocum notes, does not clarify whether coffin-less burials are legal; it only states that the health department doesn’t believe they pose a public health risk. It says nothing about embalming requirements or the right of next of kin to transport a dead body. “I am shocked and infuriated at the indifference, bordering on contempt, that the state of Vermont has shown to those of us who are trying to bring accurate information to the

from wells and bodies of water. And, he says, families are never required to embalm the body, unless required to do so by a transporting agent, such as an airline. And even in those cases, alternative accommodations may often be made. Ironically, both Carlson and Slocum say they offered to write a simple, plain-English brochure about caring for your own dead on behalf of the health department. According to Carlson, their offer was declined. Why is it so important to pin down the facts? Slocum points out that the average citizen isn’t going to be as dogged as a consumer advocate, or a reporter, especially during the stressful and chaotic time after a loved one’s death. People have no reason to question what they’re told by government officials on these matters, he adds, even if that information proves to be wrong. In her own experience, Knox says it’s easy for families to just do what their told — by hospital staff, morticians, even other family members — rather than challenging their mistaken assumptions about home funerals. “It’s amazing the amnesia we have as a society,” she says. “In every room I lecture in there’s someone who says, ‘We cared for my great aunt that way,’ or whatever. In two generations, this information has been lost to us.” �

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arginalized lives leave faint traces on history’s pages. Voiceless classes — serfs, slaves, servants — are swallowed up by time, their individual stories missing from the narrative of kings and conquerors. The growth of litSTORY eracy and technology in 20th-century ELISABETH America expanded the documentation of CREAN human struggles, such as those that occurred during the dark days of the Dust Bowl and Woody Guthrie’s the Depression. The most familiar testimony American Song, from that era, however, is mute: stark, blackdirected by and-white photographs of haunted, hungry Mark Nash, faces; endless soup-kitchen lines and desicproduced by Vermont Stage cated farm fields. Company. The eloquent, witty and insightful FlynnSpace, voice of folk singer Woody Guthrie Burlington, (1912-67) helped bring those pictures to January 31 life. Guthrie wasn’t speaking for those peoFebruary 4, Wednesday ple and their experiences; he was speaking through from them, having lived the hard times Saturday at and suffered alongside his countrymen. 7:30 p.m., Woody Guthrie’s American Song animates Saturday and his music, words and life into an engaging Sunday at 2 p.m. evening of theater. At the Vermont Stage $24-30.50. Company, director Mark Nash has assembled an outstanding ensemble that does Guthrie proud, singing, strumming and telling stories with gusto and glee. The bio-musical is a veritable modern stage epidemic. The central question each such show must answer is: Does it work as a piece of drama, or just rest on the music’s laurels? American Song succeeds theatrically for two reasons. First, playwright Peter

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Glazer had a wealth of Guthrie’s own writings. The dialogue rings as true as the tunes because all the words in the show are Woody’s. Second, the story emphasizes themes with emotional resonance over a recitation of biographical detail. American Song captures how Guthrie sang and spoke from a place of deep compassion and hard-won wisdom, leavened with a sly sense of humor. On stage, Oklahoma, California and New York stand in for the 46 states he actually managed to roam. Six actors — three men, two women and one boy — play various characters Woody encounters in his travels. The men portray the singer himself at different ages. The performers accompany themselves and one another on a variety of instruments, including guitar, banjo and mandolin. A bass player and a fiddler also play on stage throughout the show. The score includes about two dozen Guthrie tunes — a fraction of the hundreds he wrote, but enough to hint at his protean identity in music history. Guthrie synthesized many strands of early American musical culture, from casual drinking songs to traditional African-American spirituals. He sometimes revamped old tunes with new lyrics, as he did with the spiritual “Bound for Glory.� (This also became the title of his 1943 autobiographical novel, a source for some vivid passages in American Song.) The show alternates sets of uptempo num-


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bers with slower ones, a method that both enhances dramatic pacing and highlights the diversity of Guthrie’s musical output. Act I focuses on the “hard travelin’” Guthrie did in his early years. The Oklahoma of his childhood was a rough-and-tumble frontier, where “the corn growed, the oil flowed and the farmer owed.” By his mid-teens, he had adopted an itinerant lifestyle, mostly singing for his supper. In the 1930s, Guthrie headed west across the dust-ravaged plains toward California, along with millions of other migrants. Large-scale government projects, such as building dams, provided scarce jobs. Desperate for work, thousands would camp at a remote canyon, waiting months for dam construction to begin. Act I concludes with an extended scene at a makeshift encampment. By 1940, Guthrie landed in New York City. Act II concentrates on his contradictory experiences of urban life. He observes the underbelly — poverty, anonymity, overcrowding. But he also recognizes that unionization and political organization give poor people strength in numbers. And he knows his songs play a role in telling their stories to the world. Disasters, natural and manmade, particularly move Guthrie. “If a cyclone comes or a flood wrecks the country, if a big ship goes down or the working people go out to win a war, yes, you’ll come up with a train load of things you can set down and make up songs about,” he says. “The Sinking of the Reuben James” recounts the wreck of a U.S. Navy destroyer torpedoed by a German U-boat; “Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)” mourns a planeload of Mexican immigrants lost in a fiery crash. The lyrics of both underline Guthrie’s emotional connection to individual loss. He refuses to let deaths remain faceless statistics. American Song does not milk Guthrie’s own tragic end; the show settles for a brief scene that acknowledges how Huntington’s disease stole his mind many years before it took his body. Rollicking choruses of “This Land Is Your Land” quickly follow, leaving the audience upbeat about Guthrie’s remarkable legacy. Vermont Stage’s production was strong on all fronts. The intimacy of the FlynnSpace created a perfect environment for the cast’s pure, unvarnished singing, which beautifully evoked the spirit of Guthrie’s sound. Woody’s own words, used in Act I to describe two women harmonizing at a campfire, express what the ensemble achieved: “It was so clear and honest sounding, no Hollywood put-on, wasn’t no fake wiggling. Instead of getting you all riled up mentally, morally and sexually, no, it done something a lot better, something that’s a lot harder to do, something you need 10 times more. It cleared your head up, that’s what it done.” In this era of overembellished belting, the ensemble’s clarity was a refreshing reminder of what

singing is supposed to be. No runs, no trills, no errors. Instead, it was soft, supple and subtle, always serving the simple melodies and poignant lyrics. The cast overflowed with multitalented musicians, singers and actors. Ensemble member Patti Casey doubled as music director. Along with director Nash, Casey and the cast deserve copious credit for creating a relaxed, inviting atmosphere. The hard work of mastering so much material came off as effortless. Audience members toe-tapped, head-bopped and even sang along on familiar tunes, because the evening felt more like a shared experience than a staged performance. Musical highlights abounded. Ellen McQueeney and Casey sang particularly well together, creating luscious, tight harmonies in several numbers. Eleven-year-old charmer Jan Monteagudo-Meese showed flair blowing the harmonica, playing the spoons and flashing his smile. Evan Beamer, Brett Hughes and Chuck Meese each brought a special kind of warmth to Guthrie’s songs: Beamer’s singing was more honeyed, Hughes’ edgier and more plaintive, and Meese’s wiser and more reflective. Perhaps most impressive was Beamer, who seemed completely at home on stage in his professional acting debut. Bassist Tyler Bolles and fiddler Joseph Campanella Cleary provided robust instrumental support throughout the performance. Nash marshalled strong production elements to reinforce American Song’s aura of authenticity. Jenny C. Fulton’s scenic design emphasized unpainted, rough-cut wood for the stage and many of the props. Her period costumes featured faded hues of pale denim blue, mocha brown and dusty rose. Pieced quilts, hanging from clotheslines at the back of the set, echoed these colors. Faults were few. Pacing lagged in some overly long numbers. Judicious snips to the script would have helped — and trimmed the bulky running time of nearly two and a half hours (with an intermission). Nash’s staging was inventive, but some actors occasionally turned their backs to the audience for overlong intervals. The unavoidable FlynnSpace poles were artfully clad in pine. But they made it unnecessarily difficult for the audience to see the historical photo slides, which weren’t projected high enough. Still, these are minor issues, given that this production of American Song is richly entertaining. It reminds us of Guthrie’s rightful place in a healthy American tradition that goes all the way back to colonial rabblerousers and tea-tossing troublemakers: the patriotism of dissent. In the poem “This Is Our Country Here,” Guthrie explained that when he spoke against injustice, he did so out of love for his country: “Because I seen the pretty and I seen the ugly and it was because I knew the pretty part that I wanted to change the ugly part.” �

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ight fascinates visual artists, yet it has always been a bit of a conundrum. Even after the invention of light bulbs, Paul Cézanne asserted, “Light is a thing that cannot be reproduced but EXHIBIT must be represented by something else “Art Now: Transparency,” — by color.” The contemporary participants in three-dimensional works in “Art Now: Transparency” at the mixed media. Middlebury College Museum of Art Middlebury College Museum conceive of light’s effects in a whole of Art. Through different way from the Impressionists. June 3. Notions of reproducing and representing the visible spectrum are not ARTWORK among the concerns addressed in this “Codex” by exhibit — that is, in pigment. Indeed, Richard Humann light seems to emanate from, rather PHOTO than fall upon, objects in the dimly lit Marc gallery. Awodey Seven of eight pieces in this show are sculptures. Seattle artist Mark Zipel took advantage of new technologies in the creation of his 40-by30-inch work “Leaf.” It features a graceful lanceolate leaf form — perhaps a long, pointed ficus — sandblasted horizontally onto a clear, gently arced glass surface. Zipel’s hyperrealism results from transferring a digitized leaf in the design process. When the design is applied to the curved glass, fine textures illuminated from

below make the silvery leaf appear to float above a base. Lighting thermoplastic resin generates a similar illusion in a piece by internationally known mixed-media artist Richard Humann entitled “Codex.” The 11-by-17-inch translucent open book contains dozens of jumbled, shimmering letters beneath

halves, called cuboids in geometry, refract the primary colors of light — red, blue and green — like large jewels. One cuboid is dominated by warm colors, the other by cool ones. Blended sapphire-blue and emeraldgreen reflections produce a rich yellow topaz within the warm-colored cuboid.

Notions of reproducing and representing the visible spectrum are not among the concerns addressed in this exhibit. its pages. Much can be “read into” this work — the symbolic motif of a glowing text, familiar in Western art, dates back to images of Bibles in medieval Christian iconography. Humann’s tome is both indecipherable and illuminated — though not in the same sense as an illuminated manuscript. Dennis Byng is a pioneering Lucite sculptor who’s been creating abstract geometric works since the 1960s. His 1974 “Split Cube” is sliced into two pieces positioned 5 inches apart. The

Middlebury art professor Hedya Klein’s “Xanadu” is a three-tiered wall of a dozen 12-by-16-inch wooden light boxes. Each presents blown-up photos of different manifestations of light reflecting from various surfaces, such as gemstone facets. The mounted light-box photos are misty, and the lack of sharpness and specificity renders the images nearly abstract. “Posture” by Marsha Pels is a 14by-12-by-24-inch vertical glass box housing a child-sized translucent crystal spine. It’s part of Pels’ series of

Third Reich-inspired works, “The Hitler Vitrines,” which appeared at New York’s Schroeder Romero Gallery in 2001. That show included various skeletal objects fashioned from crystal. The material is a direct reference to the orgy of violence on Kristallnacht, which is now seen as the opening salvo of the Holocaust. Curatorial notes for “Art Now: Transparency” reveal that good posture, especially in children, was among the Führer’s numerous dark obsessions. The eighth work in the show is a 2-minute video called “Ocularis” by Berlin video artist Bettina Pousttchi. It shows electromagnetic waves flowing outward from a dot of pulsing red pixels on a 14-inch Apple flat-screen monitor, like a red star on the ceiling of a planetarium. As the image glows and grows beyond the red spot, layers of iridescent color flood the screen. A fantasia of space music, described in the curatorial statement as a “somalike soundtrack,” accompanies the video. The effect is mesmerizing. “Art Now: Transparency” enable viewers to experience luminosity in a whole different light. m


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OPENINGS ‘THIN ICE: INUIT TRADITIONS WITHIN A CHANGING ENVIRONMENT’: The first comprehensive exhibition of the college's Arctic collections features Inuit art and artifacts and conveys the culture's connection to nature. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426. Opening lecture, "Whose Climate Is Changing?" by Aqqaluk Lynge, president of the Inuit Circumpolar conference, January 31, 5:30 p.m., Arthur M. Loew Auditorium, followed by reception in the Kim Gallery. Through May 13. ANN CLAYTON BARLOW: "Hidden Spaces," black-andwhite photographs. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Reception January 31, 5-6:30 p.m. Through February 9. KATIE O’ROURKE: "Books and Art Make You Smart," watercolors. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Mont– pelier, 223-3338. Reception February 1, 6:30 p.m. Through February 26. KATE & XAVIER DONNELLY: New paintings and drawings by the mother-and-son artists. 215 College Street Artists' Cooperative, Burlington, 8633662. Reception February 2, 5-8 p.m. Through February 25.

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‘ART AMONG US’: The third annual showcase of works by students from area schools. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. Reception February 2, 5-7 p.m. Through February. ‘BODIES IN INK’: A group of member artists shows original, handpulled prints with the human form as subject matter. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Reception February 2, 6-8 p.m. Through March. T.L. DUFFY: "When the Fog Clears," paintings. Groovin' Beans CafĂŠ, Johnson, 635-7423. Art party February 2, 6:30 p.m., with musicians, painters and brewers. Through February.

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ONGOING :: burlington area ALANA GRAINSKY: "Re-entry," photographs, paintings and cut-outs dedicated to individuals who have helped the artist succeed. Allen House Multicultural Art Gallery, Burlington, 656-7990. Through February 15. ALLAN MORSE: "Vermontscapes: Acres of Art," oil and pastel paintings. Kolvoord Community Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through February. ELISABETH HOWLAND: "Crepus– cule Vespers," black-and-white photography. Radio Bean, Burlington, 660-9346. Through March 1. SHAMMS MORTIER: "A Curious Storm," technology-influenced artwork. Main Gallery, Studio STK (new location at 12 North St.), Burlington, 657-3333. Through February 18. TOM LAWSON: Eleven new abstract paintings by the Burlington artist. Aartistic Inc., 28 Main St., second floor, Winooski, 233-9817. Through February 5. BRUCE ROSEN: Abstract paintings and poems by the late New York City artist. St. Edmund's Hall, Farrell Room, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 654-2536. Through February 15. AMBREEN BUTT: "I Need a Hero," an installation by the contemporary artist that responds to a recent human rights case in Pakistan and employs the medi-

TALKS/ EVENTS FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: This monthly stroll for local art lovers includes a dozen openings, and exhibits at more than 40 venues. Burlington, 264-4839 or download map from www.artmapburlington. com. February 2, 5-8 p.m. DORIAN MCGOWAN: "Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg Carton?" original scrap art made from egg cartons and fruit trays. The Back Wall at the ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. February 3, noon - 3 p.m. only. MEET THE ARTIST: Painter Cristine Cambrea talks about her work and nascent career. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. February 3, 5-8 p.m. ‘FINE TOON’ FAMILY DAY: Cartooning workshop with Jim Espey, interactive games, kidfriendly tours and refreshments,

um of Indian miniature painting. Also, 'TOURISM: CURIOUS CONQUESTS AND UNLIKELY TROPHIES,' a collection of souvenirs from exotic locales from the permanent collection, curated by UVM's museum anthropology class, Wilbur Room. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through June 10. JOSH SHAW: "A Vermont Winter's View," 14 images of frost in handcrafted frames. Blue Star CafĂŠ, Winooski, 862-9536. Through March 4. ‘TREASURES FROM ASIA 2007’: Fine art and antiques from China, Japan and Island Asia presented by the center and Douglas Schneible Fine Arts. Shelburne Art Center, 985-3648. Through February 25. LAUREN OLITSKI: "Under the Snow," paintings inspired by winter and dance. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through March 3. SHAUN FITZ-GERALD, IAN KARN & LAURA POIRIER: Landscape and still-life watercolors, oil miniatures and acrylic paintings, respectively. Gallery Corner, Ashley Furniture Homestore, Burlington, 865-9911. Through April 20. ALLISON HALE: "Night Lights," silver-gelatin prints of late-night Burlington. Lower Level, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through February 24. MALTEX GROUP SHOW: Sculpture, paintings, photographs and works on paper by seven local artists. Maltex Building, Burlington, 8657166. Through March. JANE HORNER: Paintings, Gates 1 & 2; and KRISTINA DROBNY: Color photography, Sky Way; and JANET

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:: champlain valley ‘ART NOW: TRANSPARENCY’: Three-dimensional works in mixed media by eight artists who explore transparent visual phenomena. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through June 3. ‘4 VIEWS FROM THE HOLLOW’: Paintings and photographs by Tiffany Caldwell, Steve Clark, Phil Gramling and Bethany Farrell. Vermont Studio Furniture Gallery, 718 Old Hollow Road, N. Ferrisburgh, 877-6524. Through February. ROBERT ADAMS: "Turning Back: A Photographic Journal of Reexploration," a portfolio of images that provide a commentary on the relationship America has with its forests, through June 3; and 'CHINESE BLUEAND-WHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES': Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court, through December 9. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. CASEY BLANCHARD: Monoprints exploring the spiritual aspects of

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abstract works, Second Floor Gallery; and JEAN CANNON: "Pitchers & Potsherds," Third Floor Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through February 24. ‘FUNCTIONAL FORMS FOR THE HOME’: Furniture and functional sculpture by Nina Gaby, Tabbatha Henry, David Hurwitz, Robert Hitzig and Mary Jo Krolewski. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through March 12. KATIE O’ROURKE: Watercolors by the Worcester artist. Fifteen percent of sales benefit the library. Kellogg-Hubbard Library,

Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through February 2. LINDA MANEY: "Color, Movement & Balance," abstract water media, works on paper. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 4858056. Through February 3.

8358. Through March. BRIAN SWEETLAND: Vermont farm and landscape oil paintings. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through February 8.

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VERMONT ARTISTS GROUP SHOW: More than a dozen artists exhibit painting, pottery, sculpture, jewelry, photography and more. The Route 58 Shop & Gallery, Lowell, 744-6244. Through March. 15TH ANNUAL WINTER MEMBERS’ EXHIBITION: A juried show of paintings, sculpture,

‘BEHIND CLOSED DOORS: SNOW– SCAPES’: Winter landscape paintings by invited gallery artists. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through March. PETER SCHUMANN: "Recent Work: Independence Paintings," floor-

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Culture and Tradition in Vermont’s Refugee Communities Maria Schumann, Folklorist, Vermont Folklife Center Mediha Jusufagic, Director, Bosnian Lilies dance group

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Cross-Cultural Communication and the African Refugee Community George Wright, Director and Jacob Bogre, President Association of Africans Living in Vermont

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Myths and Misconceptions: Working with the Refugee Community Judy Scott, Community Services Manager and Volunteer Coordinator Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program For more information, please call (802) 865-7211 All events are free and open to the public and located in the Pickering Room of the Fletcher Free Library.

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al lint: un-tinted, un-altered, unrelieved.� Fortunately, she means dryer lint. More than 20 of her quirky, velvety vistas in frames are on view on the second floor of the Barre gallery through February 24. And Cambio isn’t digging in her dryer for change — 100 percent of sales generated by the lint works will be donated to SPA.

Montpelier, 223-3338. Through February 26. ERNESTO MONTENEGRO: Sculpture spanning styles from abstract to realist, intricate reliefs to monumental bronzes. The Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 775-0570. Through February 17. WINTER SHOW: Paintings by Judy Laliberte and Tom Ryan; photography by Jim Strong; ceramics by Maya Zelkin; and "West Coast Indian Art" installation by Christ the King students. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through February 19. SUSAN ABBOTT: "Wonder Road: Images From India," 25 oil paintings inspired by the artist's encounters with city and village life in Rajasthan.

to-ceiling cardboard "canvasses" inspired by a recent trip to Beit Sahour, West Bank, Palestine. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Through February 11. ‘FINE TOON: THE ART OF VERMONT CARTOONISTS’: Paintings, single-panel drawings, drafts from graphic novels or film, and political visual commentary by 13 past or present Vermonters, including Ed Koren, James Kochalka, Frank Miller, Alison Bechdel and others, plus a special historical exhibit of locals Alice Blodgett, Alex Nimick, Ralph Heath and Stanley Lyndes. Also, WINSLOW MYERS & SAM THURSTON: Paintings and sculptures, East Gallery. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-

photography and mixed media by members from the New England area. Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through February 6.

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“Dragon Dream State,” Pencil by David Magnanelli of Burlington. SUBMISSION GUIDELINES: Seven Days accepts hi-res digital files (minimum of 200 dpi) and full-color reproductions of 2-D artwork from area artists for a one-time, non-paying “Public Art” exhibition. Submissions must be vertically oriented non-originals no larger than 8 ½ x 11”. Do not send work that is currently being exhibited elsewhere in Vermont. We will only return artwork that includes a SASE with appropriate postage. Please include your name, address, phone number, title of the works and medium. Send submissions to: Seven Days, c/o Public Art, PO Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402; or email: publicart@sevendaysvt.com. No phone calls, please.


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Finding Frozen Fun Remember when the West was fun? Playing cowboys and Indians once took a central role in childhood roughhousing, but things have changed along with our understanding of history. Somehow, pretending to mow down an indigenous people with a sixshooter has lost much of its heroic appeal. These days, kids swap their Colt .45s and chaps for tactical assault rifles and Teflon body armor, and the bad guys run the gamut from foreign terrorists to extraterrestrial terrors. But beyond the switch in sets and setting, the story remains the same. In “Lost Planet: Extreme Condition” we’ve colonized the frontier, and now it’s time to clear out the natives. Cobbling together a plot that borrows its best parts from “Starship Troopers” and the Hoth scene from “The Empire Strikes Back,” “Lost Planet” returns to a more naive playtime, when killing the locals was fair play. In the fiction of “Lost Planet,” humans have fled Earth to homestead an icy, desolate world. Much to their surprise, the snow-cone planet sports a local civilization of giant bug creatures. These humans of the future — having retained their basic contempt for native culture — begin negotiating for real estate with a hail of machine-gun fire. Science fiction has always harbored a special kind of xenophobia in its depiction of space aliens as saliva-dripping, ray-guntoting sociopaths. And it’s hard to blame “Lost Planet” for picking up on this trend. It’s more fun to set aside morality and concentrate on the action when your opponent is a fast-moving, armored beetle the size of a school bus with spikes for teeth and a maniacal focus on eating you.

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Fear for your life keeps things hot as you roam through the frigid game environments, taking out bugs and searching for the monstrous “Green Eye” that munched your recently departed dad. Digging through snowdrifts for weapons, wandering around abandoned buildings and underground bunkers, and, mostly, running and gunning for your life provide the thrills. A belt-clip zip line allows you to pull off Spider-Man moves, shooting up the sides of buildings and darting out of harm’s way. The game provides enough variety in environments and wave after wave of bug-eyed monsters to keep players from having to reflect much on the thinly sketched story, ponder the conspiracy that seems to underlie it all, or even reflect on why people would so desperately want to live on an ice cube overrun by mutant insects. It turns out, the game’s deeper meaning holds that snow looks cool and shooting at things — as the frontiersmen whose rifle practice

consisted of decimating American buffalo herds from moving steam trains could have told you — is fun. On those accounts, “Lost Planet” brings back the joy of a Wild West shoot-’em-up — without all the historical baggage. Who’s It For: The running-andgunning format of “Lost Planet,” so well-worn in the video-game world, benefits from a snowy location and tightly scripted action. If you like to visit exotic places and shoot things, this game delivers. If You Like This, Try That: “Gears of War” for the X360 combines visual power with brutal combat. Killing monsters in a military setting has never looked better. Best Part: Playing on the theme of subzero temperatures, the player must watch his character’s thermal meter. When your suit runs out of juice, you freeze to death. Killing bugs and collecting their heat keeps you going.

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l-Qaeda terror mastermind Osama bin Laden delivered his annual State of the Jihad address last night and immediately faced criticism that the speech was short on specifics and little more than a laundry list of vague threats. Speaking from his cave in an undisclosed location in the mountainous region between Pakistan and Afghanistan, the world’s most wanted man began his address with an upbeat assessment of the global jihad against the infidels. “Friends, terrorists, extremists, and madmen,” Mr. bin Laden began. “The state of the jihad is strong.” The al-Qaeda leader’s 50-minute address was interrupted by applause at least 35 times, usually when Mr. bin Laden punctuated his remarks by saying, “Death to America.” Mr. bin Laden sounded themes that were familiar to audiences of previous State of the Jihad addresses, such as his warning that “Al-Qaeda must become less dependent on foreign sources of chaos.” As is his tradition, he also used

the address to acknowledge several “heroes of the Jihad,” including one terrorist, Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Muhajir, who risked his life by pulling another terrorist out of the path of a charging donkey. But the al-Qaeda kingpin was in for some blistering criticism in the official response to the State of the Jihad address, which this year was delivered by opposition lunatic Hassan el-Medfaii.

Al-Qaeda must become less dependent on foreign sources of chaos.

Mr. bin Laden

“What we heard tonight was little more than ‘stay the course,’” said Mr. el-Medfaii. “As a madman, I had to ask, ‘where’s the beef?’” Elsewhere, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) bowed out of the 2008 presidential race, stating, “I decided to run for president before I decided against it.”

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): I have one

little whisper of warning and one big blast of encouragement for you. First, the warning: Don’t be like the ancient Roman emperor Caligula, who declared war on Neptune, god of the sea, and commanded his troops to hurl their spears into the water. Now here’s the encouragement: If you heed my warning, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to go to war, metaphorically speaking. There’s a 95 percent chance that your cause will be just, a 90 percent chance that you’ll be able to enlist a solid fighting force, and an 85 percent chance that you’ll acquit yourself with resourceful courage.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In his book Perfect Love, Imperfect Relationships, psychotherapist John Welwood writes, “Psychological work focuses more on what has gone wrong: how we have been wounded in our relations with others and how to go about addressing that. Spiritual work focuses more on what is intrinsically right: how we have infinite resources at the core of our nature that we can cultivate in order to live more expansively. If psychological work thins the clouds, spiritual work invokes the sun.” In my opinion, Taurus, both approaches are useful, depending on the season of your life. For the foreseeable future, though, spiritual work should be your emphasis. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It’s a scary responsibility to give people astrological advice. What if I suggested that you call in sick (even though you’re not sick) so you could wander off into the Great Unknown in quest of close encounters with mind-blowing teachings? And what if in the course of following my suggestion you learned so many lessons about how to permanently expand your frontiers that you then decided to burn down a bridge to nowhere and give away most of your emotional baggage and live in greater devotion to your 5x1-houseoflemay013107.pdf 1/30/07 soul’s radically simple needs? Could I then get sued by someone in your life who really doesn’t want you to escape your traps?

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’re being

compelled to get reacquainted with forbidden dreams and buried secrets and hidden truths. Be honest: It’s not so bad; it’s probably even a bit thrilling. Though it may generate some pungent and poignant dramas, you’ve got to admit that the dramas are pretty entertaining. And besides, if you can find a way to feel amused as you cooperate with these forbidden dreams and buried secrets and hidden truths, they will ultimately dissolve obstacles that have been postponing your future.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In her book Traveling Mercies, Ann Lamott says the two best kinds of prayer are “Help me, help me, help me” and “Thank you, thank you, thank you.” The former was appropriate for you to unleash a few weeks ago, Leo, but these days the latter makes more sense. I know some of you may think that’s a waste of time. Of what practical value is it to express gratitude for what you’ve already been given? Here’s why: Expressing exuberant thanks tends to attract into your life even more reasons to be thankful; it turns you into a magnet for blessings. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): When Martin

Luther King Jr. was 12 years old, he was so depressed he tried to commit suicide. I’m glad he didn’t succeed. He grew up to be one of my heroes: a peaceful warrior who fought for justice with militant love. Studying his life, I learned that it’s possible for a man to have both a well-honed intellect and a fierce spiritual faith. He showed me that uplifting passion, lyrical language, and inventive imagination are essential elements of political activism. He proved you can be devoted to divine mysteries without turning into a fundamentalist fanatic who hates nonbelievers. In accordance with the astrological omens, Virgo, I urge you to draw inspiration from a hero who means as much to you as King does to me. For extra credit, find 9:58:00 AM out how this indomitable soul managed to triumph over his or her life’s low points.

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that you don’t fully acknowledge? (3) Do you play down the power of a transformational agent that’s taboo or not fully accepted?

niceness cripples more lives than alcoholism,” said writer Raymond Chandler. That’s an exaggeration, in my opinion, but I think his point is important–especially for you Libras right now. As much as I love your ability to cultivate harmony, seek out beauty, and find the common ground between people, I encourage you to let the sweet and polite sides of your nature recede into the background for a while. Emphasize feistiness and grit. Tap into the fiery, primal aspect of your nature that drove you out of your mother’s womb and into this world in the hour when you were born. Be inspired by the creator gods and goddesses of ancient myth, who playfully forged millions of beautiful things using wind, mud, tears and lightning.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something,” wrote art critic John Ruskin. “To see clearly is poetry, prophecy, and religion, all in one.” Your assignment in the coming week, Capricorn, is to make Ruskin’s idea your method. In other words, lay aside everything you think you know, suspend your reflex to impose your beliefs on every situation you encounter, and behold the world exactly as it is. If you do it right, you’ll experience pleasure beyond measure. More than that, you’ll change everything you see into a more beautiful version of itself.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Some people think of me as a pure Californian, marinated in Left Coast politics and raised on New Age memes. But the truth is I spent the first 12 years of my life in the Midwestern heartland, the next six years on the East Coast, then nine years in the South. I’m as mongrel a breed of American as it’s possible to be. Though I may bloom with Californian-style eccentricities, my roots are deep in downto-earth cultural memes. Now I’d like you to do for yourself what I just did, Scorpio, only more so. Remember in detail your origins. Take inventory of the places that have helped make you who you are. Note wryly the differences between what people imagine you to be and what you know you are.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Seven centuries ago, there were Christian religious fanatics in Europe who demanded that all women must cover their ears. Why? Because the Virgin Mary had been inseminated through that part of her body by the Holy Spirit. The fanatics feared that other women might be susceptible to the influx of invisible ear-penetrating entities that weren’t so benevolent. And how does this relate to you? While I’m not worried that you’ll be literally invaded, I do think you should be careful about what words and sounds you let slip into your ears. There’s a good chance you’ll be metaphorically impregnated by potent messages that arrive via that route. Make sure they’re positive messages that will make you thrive.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Even though it’s illegal, marijuana is now America’s biggest cash crop, generating more revenue than corn and soybeans. Official government sources won’t acknowledge this fact, of course, and the major media would prefer to ignore it. Let’s use this situation as a metaphor for your personal life, Sagittarius. Meditate on the following three questions. (1) Is there a valuable asset that you neglect to account for when you take inventory of your total resources? (2) Is there a Big Important Thing

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Patches of yellow forsythias and blue gentian flowers have sprouted high in the Austrian Alps this winter, appearing where snow usually dominates the landscape. I predict that you’re about to experience a metaphorically similar phenomenon, Pisces. There’ll be an unprecedented blossoming in a situation that has previously been unable to support growth. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of your frozen assets began to thaw as well.

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HOT FOR TEACHER Dench snagged a well-deserved Oscar nod for her portrayal of a delusional spinster who manipulates an unsuspecting colleague.

t takes courage to recognize the real as opposed to the convenient,” observes Judi Dench in Notes on a Scandal. The irony here is that her character, a spinster schoolteacher named Barbara Covett, is among the most delusional in movie history. Next to her, Fatal Attraction’s Alex Forrest is a paragon of mental health. Covett, a self-described battle axe, is lonely, bitter and more than a little predatory. When not delivering history lessons to Islington middle-school students she contemptuously describes as “future plumbers and shop clerks,” she spends hours in her cramped flat pouring her thoughts and feelings into notebooks. She grades her days. On good ones, she sticks a gold star to the page. They’re rare. The script has been adapted by playwright Patrick (Closer) Marber from Zoe Heller’s 2003 novel What Was She Thinking? and turns the entries into a series of deliciously acidtongued voice-overs (think Bridget Jones’s Diary meets Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?). As the schoolyear begins, Dench is provided with fresh prey in the form of a novice art teacher played by Cate Blanchette. Sheba Hart’s problem is an unchecked sense of entitlement. She has looks, money, a husband and the screwy belief that, having spent the last 10 years raising a child with Down syndrome, she’s earned the right “to transgress, to be bad.” Even as Dench is fantasizing about Blanchette,

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riter/director Joe Carnahan (Blood, Guts, Bullets and Octane) makes an overreaching but inspired effort at reinventing the dumb-gangsters-with-big-guns motif that Quentin Tarantino created and continues to modify. On a certain level, Smokin’ Aces is like a Robert Altman action movie (although Altman never made one) fueled by steroids and caffeine. A couple dozen colorful and violent characters converge on Lake Tahoe’s Nomad casino, where Las Vegas illusionist-turned-mob-wannabe Buddy “Aces” Israel (Jeremy Piven) waits to turn state’s evidence on Mafia kingpin Primo Sparazza (Joseph Ruskin). An erroneous rumor quickly spreads through the underworld that Sparazza has put a million-dollar hit out on Aces, and several groups of amateur and pro-

Blanchette finds herself fantasizing about a 15year-old student. When the older woman discovers that the younger has acted on her impulses, she’s overcome with unjustified feelings of outrage and betrayal. But then, cunning monster that she is, Covett remembers that knowledge is power. By not turning Hart in to school officials, Covett obligates her to play a role in her imaginary love affair. “I could gain everything,” she writes in her diary, “by doing nothing.” The arrangement is mutually beneficial, until Sheba is forced to choose between her family and her ever-more-controlling friend. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Unless you count fury like a really wacked-out woman scorned, which is much, much worse. Especially when the dialogue is as brilliantly barbed as it is here, and delivered by actresses as for-

midable as these. As directed by Richard (Iris) Eyre, Notes on a Scandal offers a literate, consistently perceptive portrait of two women well past the verge of breakdown and on a collision course with self-destruction. Bigscreen character studies don’t get more mesmerizing than this. Make a note to see it. You’re guaranteed a gold-star day. RICK KISONAK

fessional hit men (and women) take the bait. FBI agents Donald Carruthers (Ray Liotta) and Richard Messner (Ryan Reynolds) are dispatched to help protect Aces from the onslaught, not knowing that an infiltration of killers has already arrived, and will put an X over many an eye before the truth of Primo Sparazza is exposed. “He said the shit could get hot, could get heavy. I say cool. ’Cause I got two of the hottest, heaviest, bitches alive.” Assassin-broker Loretta Wyman (Davenia McFadden) relates her laconic description of Georgia Sykes (Alicia Keys) and her lesbian girlfriend Sharice Watters (Taraji Henson — Hustle & Flow) to the feisty soul sisters in a diner scene that dips its toe into Tarantino’s territory of tangy exposition. Carnahan’s razor-sharp postmodern dialogue infects the movie with an entertaining repartee that sizzles. However, he over-plots the movie with a tacked-on ending that ties up veiled loose ends and usurps the film’s overriding comedic tone with a dramatic phrasing that muddles rather than polishes. As amusing as it is to see Carnahan’s cartoon assassins clash in an inevitable barrage of bullets, the main glory is in the build-up. Scene-stealer Jason Bateman milks the comedy as quack attorney Rupert “Rip” Reed, a self-deprecating masturbation addict with a fetish for rabbit costumes and panties. Reed hires slimy Las Vegas bail-bondsman Jack Dupree (Ben Affleck) and his partners, ex-vice cop Pete Deeks (Peter Berg) and Deeks’ disinterested former partner Hollis, to catch Aces for jumping bail. The three characters are immediately familiar as marginally bad

guys we can root for. But Carnahan dodges expectation and throws in the first of many plot surprises. Only one of the three will make it to the end of the story, albeit a few fingers short. Although surrounded by well-drawn supporting characters, Jeremy Piven’s Aces anchors the frenetic action that swirls around him. When he isn’t tossing out and ordering up more prostitutes and snorting copious amounts of cocaine, Aces spends what he knows are his last hours practicing with a deck of cards. Jeremy Piven’s sleight-of-hand work with cards is impressive. The actor blithely uses his character’s dexterous skill to punctuate convoluted conversations with his right- and left-hand men, Sir Ivy (Common) and Hugo (Joel Edgerton). Piven remained Hollywood’s best-kept secret until the HBO television show “Entourage” gave him room to run. The experience seems to have enriched and energized Piven’s approach to his role, and the result is something powerful and full of absorbing subtext. He doesn’t merely give himself over to the part but invigorates the character with a pulsing rhythm of narcoticsdriven emotion. Whether the drugs on Carnahan’s set were real or not matters little; Piven regulates every second of his dynamic performance to good effect. Smokin’ Aces is an energetic action movie with more than a few genuine surprises and notable ensemble performances. Joe Carnahan was originally due to direct Mission Impossible: III, but was unceremoniously taken off the project before it went into production. It’s a shame, really, because he would certainly have gone to an even darker and more exposed place than J.J. Abrams was willing to take the script. Nonetheless, Joe Carnahan is a force of nature as a writer and a director, with an ability to consistently extract remarkable performances from his actors. Ray Liotta, who did terrific work on Carnahan’s Narc, adds palpably, with an expressive performance as an FBI agent on his last big mission. COLE SMITHEY


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ALPHA DOG��� Nick (She’s So Lovely) Cassavetes directs this crime drama about privileged L.A. teenagers who get more than they bargain for when they start imitating the thug life they hear about in rap music. Starring Justin Timberlake, Emile Hirsch, Bruce Willis and Sharon Stone. (117 min, R. Bijou) ARTHUR AND THE INVISIBLES�� David Bowie and Snoop Dogg are among the voice cast in Luc (La Femme Nikita) Besson’s CGI-live action fairytale about a boy who discovers a secret passage to a fantastic world right in his own backyard. Also featuring Mia Farrow, Freddie Highmore and Madonna. (100 min, PG. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Welden) BABEL���1/2 From 21 Grams-director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu comes this meditation on the invisible connections between people and the way a tragedy can ripple from one side of the world to the other. Starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Elle Fanning, Gael Garcia Bernal and Koji Yakusho. (142 min, R. Palace)

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FREEDOM WRITERS�� Hilary Swank stars in the inspirational saga of a high school teacher who inspires inner-city kids to change their lives with the help of a writing project. Imelda Staunton costars. Richard LaGravenese directs. (123 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex, Marquis, Palace) HAPPY FEET���� After Mad Max, The Road Warrior and Thunderdome, the obvious next step for director George Miller: an animated, all-penguin musical, of course. Elijah Wood, Robin Williams and Nicole Kidman lend their voices to the story of a misfit bird who learns to embrace the qualities that make him different. (108 min, PG. Majestic, Palace) JESUS CAMP��� Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady, directors of The Boys of Baraka, have made another documentary about young people. This one concerns Evangelical Christian summer camps designed to enlist kids in “God’s army.” (85 min, PG-13. Palace) LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA��� Ken Watanabe stars in Clint Eastwood’s companion piece to Flags of Our Fathers, which tells the story of the same WWII battle from the perspective of the Japanese. Co-starring Shido Nakamura. (141 min, R. Majestic) NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM��1/2 Ben Stiller stars in this comic effects-fest about a bumbling security guard who accidentally activates an ancient curse that brings the displays in the Museum of Natural History to life. Owen Wilson and Ricky Gervais costar. Shawn Levy directs. (108 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden) NOTES ON A SCANDAL���� Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench are paired in director Richard Eyre’s big-screen version of the Zoe Heller bestseller concerning two schoolteachers locked in an escalating battle of wits. (92 min, R, Roxy) PAN'S LABYRINTH����� Guillermo Del Toro directs this fable about a young girl who creates a private world filled with fantastical creatures as a way of coping with the horrors of life in fascist post-war Spain. Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil star. (120 min, R. Roxy)

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BECAUSE I SAID SO: Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore star in this feel-good comedy about a mother who makes it her mission in life to find the right man for her daughter. Piper Perabo and Tom Everett costar. Michael (Heathers) Lehmann directs. (102 min, PG-13. Palace, Majestic, Essex) THE MESSENGERS: From fraternal filmmakers Oxide and Danny Pang comes the supernatural saga of a family whose idyllic existence on a sunflower farm takes a turn for the weird after the arrival of a mysterious drifter. Starring Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller and John Corbett. (84 min, PG-13. Majestic, Essex) OUR DAILY BREAD In this critically acclaimed documentary, Austrian director Nikolaus Geyrhalter serves up a frequently unappetizing portrait of the highly mechanized ways in which our food today is harvested, slaughtered, quartered and packaged. (92 min, NR. Big Picture)

BLOOD DIAMOND���� Leonardo DiCaprio and Djimon Hounsou are teamed in director Edward Zwick’s adventure about an ex-mercenary and a fisherman in Africa who combine forces to locate a priceless pink gem. Jennifer Connelly costars. (143 min, R. Bijou, Palace, Stowe) CATCH AND RELEASE�� Susannah Grant, who penned the Erin Brockovich screenplay, wrote and directed this romantic comedy about a woman whose impression of her fiancé changes after he dies. Starring Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Kevin Smith and Sam Jaeger (124 min, PG-13. Majestic) CHARLOTTE'S WEB���1/2 Dakota Fanning stars in Gary Winick’s liveaction adaptation of E.B. White’s classic tale of loyalty, trust, sacrifice and pork. Featuring the voices of Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey and Robert Redford. (98 min, G. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace) CHILDREN OF MEN����1/2 Based on the classic science-fiction novel by P.D. James, Alfonso Cuaron’s futuristic thriller offers a vision of a world on the brink of extinction, with humanity’s survival depending on the planet’s sole pregnant woman. Clive Owen and Julianne Moore star. (114 min, R. Majestic, Palace) DREAMGIRLS���� Bill (Kinsey) Condon brings the Broadway smash to the big screen, with Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson as singers in a Supremes-style ‘60s trio managed by an ambitious excar salesman. Jamie Foxx and Eddie Murphy costar. (103 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Roxy, Palace, Stowe, Welden) EPIC MOVIE� From the folks who brought you Scary Movie and Date Movie comes yet another random collection of spoofs. Featuring Carmen Electra, David Carradine and Kal Penn. Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. (80 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Welden) ERAGON�� Stefan Fangmiere (Lemony Snicket) directs this fantasy story about a boy who happens to hatch a dragon, thrusting his family into a world of magic. With John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons. (103 min, PG. Essex, Majestic)

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SMOKIN' ACES��� Ben Affleck, Jeremy Piven and Ray Liotta head an ensemble cast in this Tarantino-esque action-comedy, in which a Vegas magician turns state’s evidence against the gang and is targeted by an irate mob boss. Andy Garcia costars. Joe (Narc) Carnahan directs. (105 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace) STOMP THE YARD��1/2 Chris Brown and April Clark are paired in this musical about a Los Angeles street dancer who is courted by rival college fraternities that need his moves to win a national competition. Co-starring Laz Alonso and Daisy Jade. Directed by Sylvain White. (115 min, PG-13. Majestic, Welden) THE DEPARTED���1/2 Who cares if it’s a remake when it’s Martin Scorsese doing the remaking? The Goodfellas director transforms Wai Keung Lau and Alan Mak’s Infernal Affairs into a saga of duplicity and deception within the ranks of Boston’s Irish Mafia. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Nicholson, Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin star. (150 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Palace) THE GOOD SHEPHERD���� Robert De Niro directs this fictional account of the birth of the CIA. Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie head a cast that includes De Niro himself, along with long-lost pal Joe Pesci. (168 min, R. Palace) THE HITCHER�1/2 Sean Bean stars in this remake of the 1985 Rutger Hauer thriller about a psychopath with an odd way of showing his appreciation to people who offer him a ride. Sophia Bush and Zachary Knighton costar. Dave Meyers makes his directorial debut. (90 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace) THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND���1/2 From Touching the Void director Kevin MacDonald comes this fictionalized political drama centering on the barbaric antics of real-life Ugandan dictator Idi Amin. Starring Forest Whitaker and James McAvoy. (121 min, R. Roxy) THE PAINTED VEIL���1/2 Edward Norton and Naomi Watts star in director John Curran’s adaptation (the third Hollywood has produced) of the 1925 novel by Somerset Maughm. With Liev Schreiber and Diana Rigg. (125 min, PG13. Palace, Roxy, Stowe) THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS��� Gabriele Muccino directs this rags-to-rich-

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es saga about a father’s struggle to provide for his young son. Starring Will Smith and his real-life son Jaden. (117 min, PG13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis) THE QUEEN����1/2 Helen Mirren stars in this look behind the scenes at the life of Elizabeth II and her relationships with, among others, Tony Blair and the late Princess Diana. With Michael Sheen, James Cromwell and Sylvia Syms. Stephen Frears directs. (103 min, PG13. Marquis, Roxy) VOLVER���� Penelope Cruz stars in Pedro Almodóvar’s portrait of Madrid women coming to grips with every conceivable variety of travail, from daughters stabbing their predatory fathers to ghosts appearing in the trunks of cars. With Carmen Maura. (121 min, R. Savoy, Roxy, Stowe) WE ARE MARSHALL��1/2 In this sports drama based on a true story, Matthew McConaughey plays a coach who helps a West Virginia town heal and rebuild its football heritage after a plane crash kills the local college team. (127 min, PG. Bijou)

NEW ON DVD/VHS CATCH A FIRE��� Tim Robbins and Derek Luke star in this political drama from Phillip (Rabbit-Proof Fence) Noyce, the story of a South African hero’s long and dangerous journey to freedom. (102 min, PG-13) FLYBOYS��1/2 Jean Reno, James Franco and Martin Henderson team up for this World War I epic about a group of young aviators who come to be known as the Lafayette Escadrille. Tony Bill directs. (139 min, PG-13) OPEN SEASON��1/2 Martin Lawrence and Debra Messing team up for this animated family film about a group of woodland creatures who band together to outwit their two-legged predators. Ashton Kutcher costars. (86 min, PG) THE MARINE�� WWE wrestling star John Cena makes his big-screen debut with this testosterone-fest about a soldier who returns home from Iraq, only to find himself in the fight of his life when his wife is kidnapped. Kelly Carlson costars. John Bonito directs. (91 min, PG-13)

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BIG PICTURE THEATER

Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. wednesday 31 — thursday 1 Dreamgirls 5:30, 8. Freedom Writers 5, 7:30 (Thu). Our Daily Bread 7:15 (Wed). friday 2 — thursday 8 Arthur and the Invisibles 4, 6 (except Sun). Dreamgirls 5:30, 8. Closed Monday & Tuesday.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 31 — thursday 1 The Pursuit of Happyness 6:50. Night at the Museum 7:10. We Are Marshall 6:40. The Departed 7. friday 2 — thursday 8 Blood Diamond 1 (Sat & Sun), 7:10. Alpha Dog 1:10 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat). Night at the Museum 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9 (Fri & Sat). The Departed 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 7. Charlotte’s Web 1:20 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun). Times subject to change.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 31 — thursday 1 Arthur and the Invisibles 1:10. Charlotte’s Web 12:20, 4:45. The Departed 4, 7:45. Dreamgirls 1:15, 4, 7, 9:40. Epic Movie 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:30, 9:30. Eragon 2:30, 7. Freedom Writers 1, 4, 6:50, 9:35. The Hitcher 9:20. Night at the Museum 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:45. The Pursuit of Happyness 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Smokin’ Aces 12:30, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Because I Said So 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:40. *The Messengers 12:45, 3, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Charlotte’s Web 1, 3:30. The Departed 6:20, 9:20. Dreamgirls 1:15, 4, 7, 9:40. Epic Movie 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:30, 9:30. Night at the Museum 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:45. The Pursuit of Happyness 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Smokin’ Aces 12:30, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40. Times subject to change.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 31 — thursday 1 Dreamgirls 12:45, 3:40, 6:30, 9:25. Letters From Iwo Jima 12:30, 3:25, 6:20, 9:15. Epic Movie 12:30, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Smokin’ Aces 1:10, 3:50, 7:10, 9:45. Catch and Release 12:55, 3:45, 6:40, 9:10. Night at the Museum 1, 4,

6:45, 9:20. The Pursuit of Happyness 12:50, 3:30, 6:50, 9:30. Stomp the Yard 1:15, 4:05, 7, 9:35. The Hitcher 7:20, 9:40. Children of Men 7:05, 9:40. Charlotte’s Web 12:35, 5. Eragon 2:45. Arthur and the Invisibles 5:05. friday 2 — thursday 8 *Because I Said So 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:30. *The Messengers 12:45, 2:55, 4:55, 7:20, 9:40. Dreamgirls 12:55, 3:40, 6:35, 9:25. Letters From Iwo Jima 3:25, 6:20, 9:15. Epic Movie 12:50, 2:50, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35. Smokin’ Aces 1:10, 3:50, 7:10, 9:45. Catch and Release 1:20, 3:45, 6:40, 9:10. Night at the Museum 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:20. The Pursuit of Happyness 12:45, 6:30. Stomp the Yard 1:30, 4:05, 7, 9:35. Children of Men 9. Charlotte’s Web 3:15. Happy Feet 1.

Shepherd 3:30, 6:40. Happy Feet 1:15. Night at the Museum 10:30 (Thu), 1:05, 3:40, 6:50, 9:20. Freedom Writers 12:40, 3:25, 6:40, 9:20. The Departed 12:35, 3:35, 6:35, 9:30. The Hitcher 9:50.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 31 — thursday 1 Freedom Writers 6, 8:30. The Pursuit of Happyness 6, 8:20. friday 2 — thursday 8 The Queen 1:15 & 3:15 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 8:15. Freedom Writers 6, 8:20. Arthur and the Invisibles 1 & 3 (Sat & Sun).

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 31 — thursday 1 Notes on a Scandal 1:05, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:25. Pan’s Labyrinth 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:15. Volver 1:30, 4, 6:45, 9:35. The Queen 1, 6:30. The Last King of Scotland 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:30. Dreamgirls 1:10, 3:50, 6:15, 9:20. The Painted Veil 3:10, 8:35. friday 2 — thursday 8 Notes on a Scandal 1:05, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:25. Pan’s Labyrinth 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:15. Volver 1:30, 4, 6:45, 9:35. The Queen 1, 6:30. The Last King of Scotland 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:30. Dreamgirls 1:10, 3:50, 6:15, 9:20. The Painted Veil 3:10, 8:35. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

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Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 31 — thursday 1 Babel 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25. Children of Men 1:10, 4, 7, 9:40. Dreamgirls 10:30 (Thu), 12:50, 3:50, 6:45, 9:30. Epic Movie 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 7:05, 9:15. Smokin’ Aces 1, 3:55, 6:55, 9:35. The Good

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ow do you get your bearings with a menu that includes brie and caramelized onion quesadilla, ratatouille risotto, Southwest chicken Caesar salad and spicy tuna sushi? At Tilley’s Café, newly opened at the former Coyote’s Café site in downtown Burlington, the food is all over the map. Co-owners Newcomb Munt and Suzanne Johnson call it “Uncharted Cuisine.” The idea seems to be that you’ve stepped off lower Church Street and onto a schooner that might drift just about anywhere — as long as it’s got azure waters, warm breezes and fish that jump straight from the ocean and onto your plate. The décor drives home the point with a model yacht, a salt-water aquarium, trompe l’oeil murals depicting an

like a deck hand in a navy-blue polo shirt, pointed out the “water menu” — a tough sell, as it turned out; eau de Burlington won out over bottled Fiji and San Pellegrino. More effectively, she recommended two pieces of coconut-pineapple cornbread in the breadbasket that might otherwise have been overlooked. Moist and light and reminiscent of pineapple-upside-down cake, only without the cloying sweetness, the cornbread was the first of several pleasant surprises. Caesar salad seems pretty standard, but the one that came with the “Paniolo” steak order was nice and funky, with sheets of shaved Parmesan laid on top. Next came an outstanding — and enormous — short-ribs appetizer, with the meat cut into thin crosssection slices and grilled. How often does an appetizer necessitate a doggy bag?

To entice customers who might balk at braving the downtown scene, the restaurant is offering free valet parking — a Burlington first, munt believes. imaginary lower-latitude shoreline and, coming soon, an actual dinghy for kids to play in. Sure, it’s a bit Jimmy Buffet. And localvores might beef about the “ingredients sourcing” — grilled pineapple and mango in salads, guava buerre blanc on mahi mahi, and fresh fish flown in daily all the way from Hawaii. But the result turns out to be damned good. The service was attentive and professional on a recent weeknight. The waitress, dressed

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Both the steak and Ahi tuna entrées arrived rare — exactly as requested. Even the garnishes delivered. The shitake mushrooms and julienned snow peas on the tuna proved to be perfect complements. And the silky wilted spinach under the escolar “Vera Cruz” had a mouth-watering, browned-butter taste. The only missed note was the lime and coconut crème brulée, in which the custard under the delicious crust had been unevenly cooked — too hard on the bottom and too soft on top.

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The owners also know Burlington. Munt was born and raised here; he’s the son of Janet Munt, the former Democratic state senator from Chittenden County. After leaving home at 18 to attend Florida State, he moved to Southern California, where he trained as a stuntman before diving into the restaurant business. He returned to Vermont a year and a half ago, in time for his mom’s double kneereplacement surgery. It turned out to be the right move. While home, he received a business call from a woman whose name he didn’t recognize. Forty-five minutes later, they’d sorted out the misunderstanding, and discovered a spark. Today the two are not only in business together but engaged to be married. “He got me, three kids, two dogs, a cat and a pony,” Johnson says. Munt’s Tommy Bahama’s island vibe blends well with her nautical background. She grew up near the ocean, in Greenwich, Connecticut, and on Martha’s Vineyard. The “Tilley” in the restaurant’s name refers to her golden retriever — whose moniker derives from the tiller that steers a boat. But the restaurant is really a tribute to Johnson’s father. Frank Snyder, who died last June, was instrumental in the development of Stratton Mountain in the early 1960s, and had a passion for sailing. He was commodore of the New York Yacht Club and a competitor in 27 Bermuda races, according to his daughter. “He sailed halfway around the world with my mother,” she says. “It’s in my blood.” Her dad’s favorite boat, Chasseur, turns up in the mural at Tilley’s. The painting was produced by Lillian Kennedy, a long-time friend of Munt’s mother, and the woman responsible for the Roman scene at Sweetwaters. After getting her start in Burlington, she created landscape murals for Tavern on the Green and the Bronx Zoo, among other Big Apple venues. Now a resident of Boulder, Kennedy happened to be visiting Janet Munt when she heard about the nascent restaurant and offered to paint the walls. Her sun-and-water scenery says “vacation” — which is exactly what Munt wants customers to feel when they step inside. Munt and Johnson’s optimistic vision extends to the world outside, as well. After the fire last weekend at Five Spice Café and Big Daddy’s down the block, people suggested that the owners of Tilley’s — which didn’t suffer any damage — would benefit from the decreased competition. Johnson bristles at the suggestion. “We’re very sad,” she says. “It’s always better to have more restaurants than fewer. It’s sad to see such a big stronghold gone, at least temporarily.” If Munt gets his wish, whatever eateries reopen in the damaged spaces will be part of a revitalized

block. While the strolling, shopping and dining scene has made the Church Street Marketplace flourish, he points out, businesses beyond the pedestrian mall have struggled. Part of the problem is that lower Church Street’s eating and drinking establishments have tended to draw more for their drinks than for their eats. The lower-block crowd has been disproportionately college-aged, which can discourage young families and older clientele. The situation is most acute at 2 a.m., when about 4000 partiers pour out of the bars and converge at the corner of Church and Main. Munt calls the crowd “a logistical nightmare for the police.” He hopes to take the block in a new direction. To help cut down the 2 a.m. chaos, Tilley’s closes at 1. To entice customers who might balk at braving the downtown scene, the restaurant is offering free

on them as well.” Streetscape is an overarching concern. “I’d like to see the city and surrounding communities get on the bandwagon to revitalize the area outside the Marketplace,” Munt says. He argues that the outlying blocks could be brought back to their “natural beauty” with better sidewalks, new lighting fixtures and planters. To pay for these improvements, he suggests the city designate the area around the Flynn as a theater district, so it would qualify for federal revitalization grants. When he talks this way, Munt sounds more like a politician than a food purveyor. His inner policymaker comes through even more when he mentions that servers at Tilley’s are paid $5 an hour — $1.35 more than the going rate for waitstaff. “My mom and several other people are trying to get the service-industry a liveable

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valet parking — a Burlington first, Munt believes. Says Johnson, “I’m coming from being a single mom with three kids. I can appreciate how hard it is for people to come out for dinner.” In addition to the kid-friendly dinghy, Munt and Johnson say they’ll provide stories at the tables, penned by her brother and illustrated by her sister, about Tilley the dog’s sailing adventures. But Tilley’s isn’t just trying to be family-friendly. To capture folks from the Flynn post-performance, the café will feature late-night fare from 11 to 1 — “a special we’ve run during the day that’s left over, soups, sushi,” Munt suggests. The aim is to “give people a viable alternative to pizza, hot dogs and gravy fries,” he continues, then adds, “Not that there’s anything wrong with gravy fries. I grew up

wage,” he explains, noting that a bill now before the legislature would phase out the difference between the state’s minimum wage for tipped and untipped workers. “We’re letting people know it’s OK to work in the service industry,” he says. “There are professionals working in the industry in this town.” He’s one of them — a fact that becomes clear by the end of a nearly perfectly orchestrated evening at Tilley’s. The restaurant’s slogan may be “Uncharted Cuisine,” but very little here has been left to chance. That’s a good thing for the customer. There’s nothing more relaxing than knowing you’re in good hands, even if your “vacation” only lasts as long as it takes to enjoy a pink grapefruit and avocado salad. >


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I had been taking my sense of smell for granted, and like a neglected lover, it had run off. Cooks like me, who snub kitchen timers in favor of old-fashioned sensory cues, find ourselves at a loss when the nose goes. After years of cataloguing the scents of various foods at different stages of readiness, I no longer have to think about it. Toasting nuts smell rich when they begin to brown, but the scent turns “dark” right before they burn. Eggs on the verge of overcooking have a distinctive aroma. Perfectly prepared cabbage has a sweet vegetal bouquet; it doesn’t get stinky unless it’s overcooked. Usually, I can pull baking

a while. Everyone suffers a few ill effects when their olfaction goes astray. Sans the sense of smell, it’s harder to determine when the cat’s litter box needs to be cleaned, or when to take out the trash. The laundry “sniff test” goes out the window, too. And it’s really tough to tell how much garlic was in the Caesar salad you had for lunch — probably best to err on the side of Listerine. But aesthetic considerations pale in comparison to the potential dangers of a nose that no longer knows. Deadly gas leaks become undetectable, toast chars and blackens under the broiler, and it’s hard to tell if the milk is still safe to drink. Hint: Chunks

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gas and the lovely crackling of roasting poultry. I walked over to the oven, opened the door, and held my face in the escaping breath of steam. Nothing. Could my sense of smell simply be gone? I jangled around the house, straining to detect the fragrances of various household items. A jar of grated nutmeg smelled just like my lavender dish detergent, which had the exact same aromatic notes as a box of pungent sandalwood incense: nada. I began to panic. My career as a food writer is based on my ability to detect nuances of flavor and scent. With my sense of smell out of commission, my sense of taste would be seriously dulled as well. What good am I if I can’t figure out which herb a chef cleverly slipped into his Hollandaise sauce, or find the hint of guava in a glass of Viognier?

beets from the oven at the perfect moment. It’s a matter of picking up just the right amount of their distinctive, earthy-sweet aroma. But now I couldn’t. I knew the smell was there, filling my little kitchen and perhaps my neighbors’, but I couldn’t access it. Instead, I opened the oven every 10 minutes to squeeze the beets with my fingers, each time letting out all of the heat. Luckily, I could still tell when the chicken was done without sticking a knife in and releasing all its juices — I simply pressed its breast and thighs and felt that its flesh was just firm enough. I ate my dinner, but the event had lost much of its joy. Food writers and cooks aren’t the only people who are troubled by temporary anosmia — the technical term for losing one’s sense of smell for

are bad. Sampling sushi or enjoying raw oysters with your nose on break is scary, too. Is the fish fresh? Are the oysters good? Who knows? A disturbing but non-life-threatening symptom is a reduction in sex drive, which is probably due to an inability to detect human pheromones. Guess you won’t be needing those oysters, anyway. Because the pleasures of eating are strongly linked to the complex interplay of aromas with the four basic tastes — sweet, sour, salty and bitter — people with stuffy noses and a diminished sense of smell tend to eat less. When they do sit down to dinner, foods that are usually pleasant can seem unpalatable. The basic tastes are more pronounced, meaning that a mesclun salad can come off as bitter instead of balanced, and


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cheddar cheese or canned soup may seem excessively salty. And in the absence of great flavor, a texture that can normally be overlooked may overwhelm. With my nose stuffed, the squeakiness of sauerkraut, a dish I usually enjoy, became unbearable. Luckily for me and other people who suffer from colds and stuffy noses, our anosmia is not forever. When the nasalmembrane swelling abates, aromas flood back. Not so for people who were born without the ability to smell, or who lose the power permanently due to Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s or head trauma. The good news is that anosmia sufferers find ways to compensate so that they can still enjoy food, even in the absence of subtler flavors and aromas. Playing up visual appeal with colorful fruits and veggies is one way. Another is combining salty, sour, bitter and sweet flavors in the same dish to squeeze as much excitement as possible into every bite. Changing up textures and adding other stimuli, like hot spices, can do the trick as well. Day 10 of this cold, and my sense of smell is still MIA. But I think it may be on

the way back. This morning I held a damp pile of fresh orange peels to my nose, and the aroma was dangling just beyond my ability to detect it. Sometimes when I’m distracted, I experience something that seems like a smell, but as soon as I try to hone in, it’s gone. I make a point of sniffing the nutmeg each time I walk through the kitchen, just to let my nose know I’m paying attention. Losing my sense of smell hasn’t eliminated my interest in eating. But I have found myself enjoying different foods, based on enticing qualities I didn’t think much about before. I greedily gobble spoonfuls of silky avocado that feel like caresses on my tongue. I nosh on wasabi peas, loving the way they make me gasp and send tears trickling down my cheeks. I linger over a bowl of cottage cheese, enjoying the texture of the curds. Eating foods at different temperatures helps, too. I chase a warm oatmeal cookie with a glass of cold soymilk. Yep, I definitely enjoyed that. But even with these compensations, I still crave the whole package. I want my new focus on texture and temperature to blend with my attention to subtle flavors. When I let vanilla ice cream melt in

my mouth, enjoying the satiny richness and the shock of cold, I still crave the delicate perfume. Even as I learn to appreciate how roasted potatoes’ crisp browned edges give way to a supple interior, I miss their earthy flavor. I’ve made a silent vow to my errant sense of smell: If you come back, I will remember the crucial role you play in my life. I will regularly seek out thrilling new experiences for us to share — stinky, washed-rind cheeses, exotic fruits and aged red wines — so you’ll never want to leave again. But until that happens, there’s still dinner to get on the table. Tonight’s menu: Thai red curry. Red peppers, pink shrimp, glowing orange sweet potatoes and verdant basil leaves will provide a banquet for my eyes. The combination of spice, sweetness, acidic lime juice and fatty coconut milk will entice my taste buds. An extra drizzle of salty fish sauce will enhance the other flavors. The curry will be warm, and the just-tender veggies will yield agreeably under my teeth as grains of jasmine rice scatter in my mouth with each bite. Time to get cooking. >

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HARVEY RIDES AGAIN

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Vermont jazz legend James Harvey. Seems he’s taken a break from composing and performing, having burned out on gigs in noisy bars. Can’t say I blame the guy; playing highwire improv for the inebriated or uncaring can take its toll on the musical soul. “It’s not so much how I feel about music,” he recently told me. “It’s just what I feel about how music fits into the culture. I’m just not comfortable with it anymore. But I wouldn’t feel any better if I was a painter.” Still, Harvey has a couple of appearances lined up. He’ll perform on solo piano at St. Leo’s Parish Hall in Waterbury on February 2, and at the Burlington Shambhala Center on February 24. Which begs the question: Why, given his aversion to performance, is he playing these PHOTO: KERRIE MATHES gigs at all? The answer is at least partly Higher Ground Ballroom on financial. “I might be taking a job that Thursday, February 1. requires me to go to school for a couple of The event, a benefit for months, and I’ll need my living expenses Vermont music advocates Big paid,” he says. It’s certainly not the first Heavy World, is co-sponsored by time a musician has taken a gig for some this very publication. Apparently, extra scratch. it’s based on the old ’70s TV show Harvey can be musically mercurial, so — you know, the one with host expect an eclectic repertoire at the shows. PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN JAMES HARVEY Chuck Barris and that dude who “I’ll be playing some of my own stuff, Duke wore a paper sack on his head? Ellington, Rodgers and Hart and The If you were born after the first Star Wars flick was released, allow Rolling Stones,” he offers. I never really thought of the Stones as me to explain: The original “Gong Show” featured an endless parade jazzy, but at Harvey’s fingertips, anything’s possible. of marginally talented individuals competing for prizes. It was a preCan we expect any future engagements? “To me, it’s a young cursor to “American Idol,” and perhaps the first broadcast in which man’s game,” Harvey says of performance. “Which is not to say that I train-wreck performances were not just expected, but encouraged. don’t like playing, and I’m sure I’ll do it once in a while. I feel like The local version is sure to be a free-for-all, but there are some I’ve said what I had to say, but if I want to go out and perform, I rules. Contestants will get all of 45 seconds before the judges can can do that. I’m actually really looking forward to these shows, partly “gong” the performer off the stage. If they’re good enough, they can because I don’t have to do it again and again all year.” keep going until the 3-minute mark. At that point, they receive a Harvey’s influence can still be heard in a new generation of jazz score. The “entertainer” with the most points at the end of the show musicians, including guitar whiz Nicholas Cassarino. “It was great to wins some crap. Actually, the prizes — provided by area businesses — make a relationship with these younger players,” Harvey relates. “And are likely to be pretty decent. It’s the performances you gotta worry a lot of those guys have picked up the ball. It’s their game now.” about. Well, I do, anyway.

BANG A GONG Every so often, I’m asked to judge a local event — I guess it’s the “You gotta pay for glory.” I tend to skip the more pedestrian stuff, such as singer-songwriter contests and community bake-offs. Why aren’t there any good cockfights around here? But I couldn’t resist being part of the “Rawk Hawd Gong Show,” which takes place in the

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SOUL PATROL While putting together the weekly club listings, I happened to notice a band called Soul V booked to perform at Winooski’s Monkey House on Saturday, February 3, and Langdon Street Café in Montpelier on Valentine’s Day. I had a sneaking suspicion that this group might be

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related to Soulvation Army, a multi-member funk act that turned a few heads in ’06. My instincts were right on. SA and SV member Paddy Reagan recently filled me in on the finer points of each group. “Soulvation Army is the big band with 13 people now,” Reagan explains. “It’s got Mike Gorgone at the front, back-up singers . . . it’s a bit of a spectacle.” Reagan told me that Gorgone teaches music at a Massachusetts elementary school, and Soul V is a way for other band members to perform “with respect for our man Mike G.” It’s still a pretty big band, however, with an average of 10 musicians at any given gig. But Reagan stresses the two groups are musically distinct. “There’s definitely a different element when Mike’s around, based mostly on the energy he brings to the stage,” JAY FARRAR & CRESTON LEA he says. And that’s not the only Soulvation spinoff out there. Each Friday at 7 p.m., members of the collective assemble at Radio Bean for “Soul Sessions,” a semi-open jam featuring “whatever Soul V musicians we can get together and some sit-ins,” according to Reagan. Fans of the main group can get their fill when Soulvation Army returns to Higher Ground for a Mardi Gras kickoff gig on Friday, February 16. I’ve been told the band will be performing a tribute to Sly & the Family Stone with some special guests. Hope this clears things up.

IRON MAN I recently received an email from guitar maker/rocker Creston Lea about his impromptu performance in the Big Apple last week. “I went to New York to see some of my guitars get played,” he wrote. “And I ended up guesting with Gob Iron on Friday at Maxwell’s and Saturday at Northsix.” Gob Iron is the collaboration of singer-songwriters Anders Parker and Jay Farrar, both of whom have been known to rock Creston axes. “It’s hard to ask for a more gratifying experience than getting to watch a great show featuring three of your guitars, and then, at the most exciting part of the set, joining the show,” he wrote. “It was unexpected, and really fun.” Gob Iron recently released their debut CD, Death Songs for the Living, which features creative interpretations of old folk tunes. In other Jay Farrar news, a reconstituted Son Volt will appear at Higher Ground on Friday, April 13. Wouldn’t it be cool if Lea sat in at that show?

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ARTHUR BROOKS ENSEMBLE V (free jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC. BIG MEAT, EXIT CLOV (rock, indiepop), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. 802 SNOWBOARD & SKATE SHOP COLLEGE DANCE PARTY (DJs), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Monkey House, 7 p.m. $3. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

:: central DAVID MURPHEY (roots, Americana), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DAVID RYNHART & FRIENDS (eclectic folk), Langdon St. CafÊ, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

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JAZZ JAM, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC.

RON NOYES BAND (rock), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS (hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by THE BREW, ROLLA (jam, rock), 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. CRAZY HEARSE, NEW SIBERIANS, GHOSTS OF PASHA (rock, indie), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3. COLLEGE DANCE PARTY, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. LION PRIDE SOUND (reggae DJ), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NICENESS (reggae), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJS FATTIE B & INFINITE (soul, funk), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. RAWK HARD GONG SHOW (variety contest), Higher Ground Ballroom, 6:30 p.m. $8/10. AA. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH ZAK MITCHELL, Backstage Pub, 7 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley DR. HONEYWELL (funky covers), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Bolton Valley Resort, 8 p.m. NC. LIGHTNING RIDGE (power-rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ZEB GOULD (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by LUKE ERIKSEN (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. FLATBUSH (country-rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8:30 p.m. $3-5. REGGAE DANCEHALL PARTY (DJ), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. NC.

ERIC LINDBERG (singer-songwriter), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. Donations.

:: northern LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. MP3 (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (blues, rock singersongwriter), Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m. NC. RUDY DAUTH (acoustic classics & originals), Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 8 p.m. NC. OPEN IRISH SESSION WITH ALAN CHURCH, Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. $5.

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venues 411 BLUE LIGHT LOUNGE WITH NICHOLAS CASSARINO, GIOVANNI ROVETTO & GEZA CARR (jazz), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. Donations. LISSA SCHNECKENBURGER (Celticfolk fiddle & vocals), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $10. RICK REDDINGTON & THE LUV (rock, jam), Iron Lantern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. LUCID (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. MIDNITE (roots reggae), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $20. RESOULED (funk, rock, r&b), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $7. DICKI MCCORMICK (progressive folk, rock), Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 8 p.m. NC. ALAN GREENLEAF & THE DOCTOR (original blues, folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area MISFIT MATINEE (garage rock), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC; CAVE BEES (rock), 7 p.m. NC; THE HEAD RIGHTS (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC; TALLSHIP (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC; BEAUTIFUL LOSERS (rock), 10 p.m. NC. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Adrianas Up, 10 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (funkgrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JOSH DION BAND (funk, jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3. GLAMORAMA PRESENTS: SUENOS WITH DJ TRICKY PAT & ELLIOT (latin beats) 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. PAT GAHN (singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by CHAD HOLLISTER BAND, ROLLA ACOUSTIC, PETE REICHARD (poprock, folk-rock), 9 p.m. $3. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

Adrianas Up, 25 Church St., Burlington, 658-1323. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. Melting Pot Café, Rt 2, East Montpelier, 223-1303. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St, Burlington, 864-6044. Amigos Cantina, 4 Merchants Row, Middlebury, 388-3624. Mes Amis, 311 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8512. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Miguel’s Stowe Away, 68 Church St., Burlington, 651-5298. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Bangkok Bistro & Thai Steakhouse, 2403 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 985-5577. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. 388-0361. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Blue Star Café, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Piecasso Pizza & Lounge, 1899 Mountain Road, Stowe, 253-4111. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Plan B, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0742. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Positive Pie II, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Stowe Coffee House, Rt. 57 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Three Stallion Inn, 655 Stock Farm Rd., Randolph, 728-5575. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. 644-5736. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. 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:: champlain valley OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE PELKEY, B.U. Emporium, 8 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE FOX & THE ROCKIN’ DADDIES (blues-rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC. LARRY DOUGHER BAND (blues-rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MYRA FLYNN & SPARK (neo-soul, r&b), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations. TERRY DIERS & THE SKINXS (funk, r&b), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. DJ JOHN NELSON (GBLT-friendly dance party), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. $5.

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Most Vermonters know Scott Tournet as the guitarist for the ever-ascendant Grace Potter & the Nocturnals. Touring and recording with that group is a full-time job, yet Tournet still finds time to produce and release music under his own name. His latest solo effort is the curiously titled Everyone You Meet Is Fighting a Hard Battle. The album is a guitar-driven affair, packed with the ’70s-style playing Tournet is known for. His singing is plain in a good way, devoid of pretense or affectation. It’s nice to hear a male rock voice free of macho mannerisms and artificial emotion. The disc offers quite a few gems. I was instantly smitten with “Homefunk,” which kicks off with a slinky bass line that’s soon joined by feisty chord vamps and choice slow-hand licks. Tournet’s buttery vocals are excellent, nicely complementing the tune’s sensual groove. “Judgment Day” is also quite interesting. It’s built on a modified J.J. Cale-style shuffle, upon which silvery guitar and subdued vocals compete for attention. The result is both familiar and forward-looking, and provides a fine example of Tournet’s broad musicality. There are a few ballads, such as the profoundly bleak “Share Your Grave.” Coarse vocals and melancholic guitar are met by moody fiddle from guest Patrick Ross. The blend, while beautiful, practically bleeds pathos. “Feelin’ Bad/Feelin’ Mean” is equally doleful, but a good deal more spacious. A muted, Mark Knopfleresque number, it boasts ghostly guitar flourishes and intimate, almost whispered vocals. Not all the tracks are as engaging, however. Some are built on repetitive chord progressions that might be conducive to live jamming but sound kind of dull on record. The biggest offender is “Sitting Here (Too Long),” which has plenty of axe action but little in the way of melody or hook. The rock-by-numbers “Sinkin’ In” suffers from a similar lack of imagination. “Tell You the Truth” contains a few nice slide runs, but sounds more like a GP&N reject than the locomotive blues workout it aspires to be. Everyone You Meet Is Fighting a Hard Battle is what we music critics like to call “uneven”: The good stuff is excellent, the rest, well, not so much. But chances are, even the weak tunes will sound solid live. Find out for yourself when Tournet and his band play the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Saturday, February 3, with Luke Eriksen.

Bluegrass is a genre that seems to find its way into a variety of listeners’ collections, from folkies to rockers. I’m no exception — I’ve always felt that when the air gets crisp and apples are ready for picking, there’s nothing like hearing a little pickin’. But I’m not sure The Powder Kegs’ debut, The Seedhouse, will be the soundtrack to any of my drives to the orchard next fall. The band — originally from Poughkeepsie, New York — brought its energetic take on bluegrass to local clubs last summer, quickly gaining attention. What can be summoned onstage isn’t always captured in the studio, however, and much of their debut sounds like second-generation Phish disciples running backwards to catch the O Brother bandwagon. The group’s lineup conforms to that of a conventional bluegrass outfit, albeit with the addition of harmonica. Things kick off with a spirited take on Woody Guthrie’s “Hard Travelin’.” Yet you only need to listen for about 30 seconds before the album’s chief flaw is revealed: These guys aren’t the most proficient instrumentalists. In other words, there’s a whole lot of strumming and not much picking. Fortunately, fiddle player Sam McDougle salvages the song with his dexterous fills. TPK tackle traditional songs such as “Cumberland Gap,” “Policeman,” and “John Brown’s Dream,” employing a similarly insipid formula — upbeat tempo, limited chords and vocals that range from pleasant to awkward. The lone original, “Take Another Shot (at Me),” isn’t much of an improvement. What was likely intended to be a show-stopping dobro solo is loosed partway through. Unfortunately, it reminded me less of Jerry Douglas and more of a kid who stumbles upon an instrument in his attic and spends a week working out something to play for his friends. When the band slows things down, as they do on reinterpretations of both Hank Williams’ “Lonesome Whistle” and The Rolling Stones’ “Dead Flowers,” they display a sincerity lacking in the faster numbers. In addition, the well-executed vocal harmonies prove there’s some potential here. The jam community will invariably eat this stuff up because it’s “fun” and you can dance to it. How true-blue ’grassheads will respond remains to be seen. At the moment, The Powder Kegs lack the technical prowess and creativity of other regional acts such as Breakaway or Banjo Dan. But with continued practice and the addition of a few more originals, their Seedhouse might bear fruit. JOSH LACLAIR

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ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. CIDERHOUSE (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. THE X-RAYS (funk), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $7. ANTHEM (reggae), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $7. THE WILLOUGHBYS (Americana covers & originals), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. RYAN & JONAH (acoustic duo), The Alley, 7 p.m. NC

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:: central ROOTS OF CREATION (reggae), Bolton Valley Resort, 3 p.m. NC. MORSE-CARR-MOROZ TRIO (jazz), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations.

:: northern DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. CODY MICHAELS (solo piano), Bee’s Knees, noon. NC, followed by KATRINA, NITA & JAKE (Irish), 7:30 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. MYRA FLYNN BAND (neo-soul, r&b), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. OLD SILVER BAND, DOMESTIC BLEND (beachgrass, acoustic jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT WITH DJS FATTIE B & ZEEJAY (laid-back grooves), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. AARON FLINN (pop-rock singer-songwriter), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. REGGAE CAFÉ WITH JAH RED, Blue Star Café, 8 p.m. NC.

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GUAGUA (psychotropical jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; JOSHUA ENGLISH (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m. NC; HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC.

DJ RYAN BRENNAN, (electro, krunk, hip-hop), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. DJ FAT PAT (reggae, funk, soul), Auggie’s Island Grill, 10 p.m. NC. SLOW NATIVES (reggae), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. MOONSHINE JAZZ WITH NICHOLAS CASSARINO (troubadour jazz), Blue Star Café, 7 p.m. NC. KELLY RAVIN OF LUCY VINCENT (solo acoustic), Monkey House, 8:30 p.m. NC. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BOB DEGREE & BLUEGRASS STORM, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

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TIM GRIMM (singer-songwriter), Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $10. SHOOTER NIGHT, City Limits, 5 p.m. NC.

:: central KARAOKE WITH BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. OLD-TIME SESSIONS, Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. NC. BLUE FOX, (blue), Main St. Bar & Grill, 7 p.m. NC.

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Wednesday, January 31, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. www.fletcherfree.org Pre-Performance Lecture

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: College students share notes in an on-campus musical revue. Fireplace Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6416.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed appreciators of Border folk music step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

drama ‘WOODY GUTHRIE’S AMERICAN SONG’: Singer-songwriter Patti Casey, local alt-country rocker Brett Hughes and three other musical cast members chronicle the career of the folk composer and activist in an original Vermont Stage Company production. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $26. Info, 863-5966. STORY CIRCLE: Louisiana native and playwright Anne Galjour solicits community anecdotes from natives and newcomers in the Upper Connecticut River Valley as prep for a play about class divisions. Peabody Library, Post Mills, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

film ‘BOBBY’: This socio-political epic revisits the night in 1968 when Robert F. Kennedy was gunned down at L.A.’s Ambassador Hotel. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘WHO’S COUNTING?’: This documentary spotlights the unpaid labor of women around the world in a global costbenefit analysis. A discussion follows at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 238-4927.

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DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Horror-film fans head down under for Wolf Creek’s creepy take on Australian backpacking, then sympathize with a veteran assassin suffering from Alzheimer’s in Memory of a Killer. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 8:55 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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CULTURAL PERSPECTIVES: George Wright and Jacob Bogre, co-leaders of the Association of Africans Living in Vermont, discuss fostering communication between African refugees and native Burlingtonians. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mĂŠlange. Euro Gourmet Market & CafĂŠ, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. ‘JANE EYRE’ DISCUSSION: Readers of Charlotte BrontÍ’s quintessential Gothic novel share opinions about Victorian womanhood, as a preview to an upcoming Flynn show inspired by the book. See calendar spotlight. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. MEMORABLE MEMOIRS: Readers explore why Sara Suleri’s Meatless Days makes a compelling life story. Warren Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 496-4205. MARC ESTRIN: The Burlington-based author reads from his comic novel Golem Song, in which an emergencyroom nurse tries to save Jewish America from anti-Semitism. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘GET THE WORDS OUT’: Storytellers present audio collections they’ve recorded in a celebration of regional narratives. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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‘DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS’: Verbal negotiators learn the basic steps of managing delicate situations. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘VERMONT’S RAILROADS’: Mike Coates of the Vermont Rail Advisory Council and Charlie Moore of Rail Comm, Inc. consider their hopes for the future of the state’s alternative transport network. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘ONCE UPON AN ISLAND’: Fred Provancha, coordinator of the Ticonderoga Heritage Museum, explores the industrial history of the city’s onetime mill district. Thompson-Pell Research Center, Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821.

SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477. PUBLIC SKATING: Metal-shod gliders trace figure-eights and practice puck-hustling moves at Leddy Arena, Burlington, 8:30-11:15 a.m. $4, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 865-7558. GROUP SKI NIGHT: Cross-country gliders don headlamps to join members of the Onion River Nordic Club on an afterdark outing. Morse Farm, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, trainees learn how to assist seniors who require help in their homes. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Forwardthinking gardeners prep for spring by trading seed-starting techniques. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m.PMFree.Page Info, 476-4493, ext. 211. 12:51 1

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ESSEX ART LEAGUE: Pamela Siers, the owner of Enigma Gallery, answers artists’ questions about displaying their work. Congregational Church, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 899-4151.

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talks BACKYARD BIRD COUNT TRAINING: Naturalist Bridget Butler discusses feeding methods and common species, then introduces the Audubon Society’s upcoming nationwide tally of winged wildlife. Waterbury Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. REFUGEE CAMPS: Wendy Young, a United Nations coordinator for refugee issues, discusses the needs of women and children now in camps worldwide. Room 105M, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 3:15 p.m.; Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, 12:30 & 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2090.

‘THE HYDE PARK MASTODON’: A paleontologist relates the story of a suburban couple who found a huge prehistoric skeleton in their backyard in 1999. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-2200.

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PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2 to 5 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. KIDS’ DRAMA: Budding thespians ages 6 and up release their inner actors by developing and rehearsing a short play. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 865-7558.

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QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Company execs and community members consider upcoming projects at a coffee klatsch. Second floor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, coffee 7:30 a.m., program 8-9 a.m. $10. Reservations and info, 863-1175. GOVERNMENT CONTRACTING CONFERENCE: Federal and state agency reps meet one-on-one with consultants at a matchmaking workshop. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 7:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $35 includes lunch. Registration and info, 828-2715. ‘BEYOND LABELS’: Representatives of a nonprofit offer a drug-free approach to treating social and behavioral disorders. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 864-5989. TRUNK SHOW: Fashion designer Ava Bishop of Damn Fine Pants showcases her new line of wearables. Green Closet, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-3355.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. TOM SARTORI: The singer-songwriter and poker player charms listeners with award-winning lyrics. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2060. JAMES HARVEY: The jazz composer and trombonist performs a solo piano show. See “Soundbites,” this issue. St. Leo’s Parish Hall, Waterbury, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 760-0156. IMANI WINDS: The African-American and Latino wind quintet busts genres in an inspiring classical program. See calendar spotlight. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, preconcert talk 6:30 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $28. Info, 863-5966. ORPHEUS CHAMBER ORCHESTRA: The myth-inspired ensemble supports British vocal star Ian Bostridge in a performance of Benjamin Britten’s Serenade for Tenor, Horn and Strings, among other works. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $45. Info, 603-646-2422. CONCERT DUO: Flutist Albert Brouwer of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra joins pianist Annemieke Spoelstra to perform pieces by Jaap Geraerdts and Albert Roussel, among other composers. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 578-7140.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 31. CHARITY BINGO: See January 31. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. COLCHESTER WINTER CARNIVAL: Celebrators of the frosty season liven up the weekend with an Italian dinner, face painting, African dancing and a fireworks display. Various Colchester-area locations, 4-8:30 p.m., fireworks at 8 p.m. $5. Info, 264-5640. WELLNESS WORKSHOP: A yoga instructor demos prenatal therapeutics and restorative stretches. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. RECON SOIREE: This multimedia performance features locally produced music, film and poetry. Reconnaissance Gallery, Burlington College, 7 p.m., open mike 9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. MITTEN WORKSHOP: Cold-fingered crafters bring an old sweater, sharp scissors, needle and thread to a how-to session on thick, felted handwarmers. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $8. Reservations and info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘MUSICAL CHAIRS’: Unique seats inspired by instruments form the focus of this art exhibit and silentauction benefit for the Vermont Youth Orchestra. Sanctuary Artsite, JDK Design, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Burlington’s visual artists arrange visits to more than 40 galleries and studios in a social celebration of creativity. Various Burlington-area locations, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, www.artmapburling ton.com or 264-4839.

words STORYTELLING NIGHT: Writer and teacher Martin Prechtel shares a traditional Mayan tale about a tiger, a calf and a princess’ complexion. Bridge School, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 453-2960.

talks WILLIAM GRUESKIN: The managing editor of The Wall Street Journal Online discusses the relationship between foreign affairs and the contemporary news media. Marsh Lounge, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, noon. $35. Info, www. vcwa.org or 654-2727. PRE-PERFORMANCE LECTURE: “Reader, I married him” — English professor Robyn Warhol of UVM explains why feminists like Jane Eyre in a talk about the novel’s critical history. See calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

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dance TANGO MILONGA: Beginner and intermediate lessons prepare tango fans to strut their stuff at an informal potluck and dance party. Champlain Club, Burlington, 5-11 p.m. $15-25. Info, 238-8933. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Ed Hall guides steps enhanced by a live quartet playing fiddle, mandolin, electric bass and button accordion. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163. RUTLAND CONTRA SERIES: Dancers take direction from caller Lausanne Allen, and the four-piece band Toss the Feathers helps soften moves. Fellowship Hall, Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 7-10 p.m. $7. Info, 492-3792. HINESBURG CONTRA DANCE: Caller Mark Sustic directs dancers to music by Julia Wayne and Katie Trautz of The Mayflies. Hinesburg Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 482-3245.

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STORY CIRCLE: See January 31, Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-4548, ext. 4. Champlain Valley residents bring photos, clothing and anecdotes to share how they feel about class differences in the region. ‘BULLY: AN ADVENTURE WITH TEDDY ROOSEVELT’: See February 1. BECKETT IN VERMONT: See February 2. ‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: See February 2, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘ANTIGONE’: In French playwright Jean Anouilh’s 1944 version of Sophocles’ classical drama, a young woman defies a repressive government to uphold her slain brother’s right to a proper burial. Hartman Theatre, Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $16. Info, 518-564-2283.

film ‘SHUT UP & SING’: See February 2, 7 & 9 p.m. ‘FUR’: In this modern Manhattan fairy tale, Nicole Kidman portrays Diane Arbus as she evolves from a repressed mother into a famous photographer. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FINE TOON’ FAMILY DAY: Parents, kids and friends celebrate cartoons with drawing workshops, interactive games and tours of an ongoing exhibit of Vermont cartoonists’ work. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358.

talks VOICES FROM PALESTINE: Two nonviolent resisters against Israeli occupation of the West Bank, Gaza and Jerusalem share their experiences. See calendar spotlight. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 324-3073. ‘FAILING OUR CHILDREN’: Former teacher Larry Carbonetti details the No Child Left Behind Act’s negative effect on public education. Capitol City Grange Hall, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0782.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 31. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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etc CHARITY BINGO: See January 31. COLCHESTER WINTER CARNIVAL: See February 2, 7:30 a.m. - midnight. Snow sculptures, pony rides and a hot chili cook-off make way for a late-night dance party. SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $6-8. Info, 985-8442. VSO WALTZ & TANGO NIGHT: Twirlers take a break from 3/4-time to boogie down to bandoneĂłn, then bid on upscale items at a black-tie affair. The Vermont Symphony Orchestra and George Voland Jazz offer live accompaniment at the Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $150 includes dinner. Reservations and info, www. vso.org or 800-876-9293.

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SAT.03 << 23B HOME-BASED AFTER-DEATH CARE: Funeral-rights advocate Elizabeth Knox explains how to circumvent the industry of undertaking by laying out loved ones at home. See story, this issue. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $100 includes lunch and a resource guide. Registration and info, www.crossings. net or 233-2640. TUTTI-FRUTTI MAKING: Sweet-toothed types watch confectioners create multicolored hard-candy shapes. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. GARDEN SYMPOSIUM: The Vermont Community Garden Network gathers green thumbs from all over the state to share ideas and resources for school and public plots. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, www. burlingtongardens.org or 861-4769. PRUNING DEMO: Pro trimmer Padma Meier shows how to reclaim an overgrown apple tree. Montpelier High School, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3990.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VERMONT PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: A program for orchestra and voice features alto Linda Radtke in a Brahms rhapsody, and the Norwich University Cadets singing the soldiers’ chorus from Charles Gounod’s opera Faust. Barre Opera House, preconcert talk 3:10 p.m., concert 3:30 p.m. $15. Info, www.vermontphilharmonic.org or 476-8188. CHRIS KLEEMAN: The blues singer belts soulful numbers as part of a winter music series at the South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. SENIOR RECITAL: Mezzo-soprano Elizabeth Finlayson sings classical selections in the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

dance INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE: Movers shod in soft-soled steppers learn circle and line dances from all over the world. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 633-3226.

drama ‘WOODY GUTHRIE’S AMERICAN SONG’: See January 31, 2 p.m. $23. ‘BULLY: AN ADVENTURE WITH TEDDY ROOSEVELT’: See February 1, 2 p.m. ‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: See February 2, 5 p.m. ‘THE BOYCOTT’: Theater artist and activist Kathryn Blume offers her one-woman play about a worldwide sex strike to stop global warming. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $26. Info, 863-5966.

film ‘SHUT UP & SING’: See February 2, 1:30 & 7 p.m. ‘MARIE ANTOINETTE’: Sofia Coppola’s lush period drama observes the isolation and ennui of 18th-century France’s most controversial queen. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘BEST OF THE FEST’: Nature and extreme sports mesh in cliffhanging cinematography from the Banff Mountain Film Festival. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7 p.m. $18. Info, 518-523-2512.

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MARC ESTRIN: The Burlington-based author reads from his comic novel Golem Song, in which an emergency-room nurse tries to save Jewish America from anti-Semitism. Misty Valley Books, Chester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 875-3400.

CIVIL WAR HOSPITALS: Historian Michael Sherman, academic dean of Burlington College, examines the field stations that hosted wounded soldiers during the 1860s. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 31.

talks VOICES FROM PALESTINE: See February 3, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 6-8 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 31.

sport PUBLIC SKATING: See January 31, 1-3 p.m. WILDLIFE TRACKING: Experienced naturalists lead easy-to-moderate walks to offer guidance on reading animal signs. Meet at the North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 1-4 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 229-6206. PRESIDENT’S HIKE: The leader of the Burlington section of the Green Mountain Club chooses a challenging adventure for hard-core winter hikers. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 879-1302.

activism ‘BLACK BLOC’: Burlington-based street protestors draw up plans for future outdoor demonstrations. Community Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3850. BURLINGTON GREEN PARTY: Environmentally savvy citizens contemplate the Queen City’s political scene. See “Local Matters,” this issue. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5247.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See January 31, 2 & 7 p.m. SLEIGH RIDES: See February 3. ‘SURVEY SAYS’: Audience members participate in a taping of a homegrown game show featuring locals’ opinions. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6111. RAW FOOD WORKSHOP: Dessert mavens hear how to create a no-bake carrot cake. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 1-2 p.m. $15. Reservations and info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. OPEN EURO SESSION: Instrumentalists of all abilities play Eastern European tunes at the Euro Gourmet Market and Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

film ‘SHUT UP & SING’: See February 2.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See February 1.

words THE U.S. CIVIL WAR: Readers of Portraits of American Women take an in-depth look at female involvement in America’s deepest conflict. Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9546.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 31, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See February 1. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See February 1. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 2, for babies and non-walkers. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See January 31, 10 a.m. PUBLIC SKATING: See January 31. DROP-IN YOGA: Students at all levels stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-9642.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 31.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 31. STRESS-REDUCTION WORKSHOP: A certified hypnotherapist explains mindbody routes to relaxation. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening. Fletcher Allen Health Care, Burlington, call for appointment. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488. BLOOD DRIVE: Donors part with pints at the American Legion, St. Albans, noon - 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-4750.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. AMATEUR MUSICIANS’ ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 877-6962.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘HURRICANE’: Playwright and actress Anne Galjour portrays six quirky Louisiana characters in her solo show of storm-related oral histories that predate Katrina. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $20. Info, 603-646-2422.

film ‘SHUT UP & SING’: See February 2. ‘9/11 PRESS FOR TRUTH’: In this documentary, a group of New Jerseybased widows whose spouses died in the terrorist attacks of 9/11 follow up on leads ignored by the federal government. Holley Hall, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5664.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. MOUNTAIN CULTURES: Sterling College professors Pavel Cenkl and David Scott Gilligan discuss their respective books about peak experiences in the White Mountains and elsewhere. See calendar spotlight. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. READING GROUP: Bookish balm-seekers explore Marilynne Robinson’s novel Gilead. Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

talks TROUT UNLIMITED: Two fishery experts review Lake Champlain’s current lamprey-eel control measures for the central Vermont chapter of this conservation association. Best Western Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7970. NATURAL VISION: Proponents of holistic health care explain how to improve eyesight with yoga-based exercises and relaxation techniques. 61 Main Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 233-0046. BUILDING CONSENSUS: Four Vermont structural and landscape architects evaluate the Green Mountain State’s man-made environment. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3761. ‘HEALTHY CHILDREN, HEALTHY PLANET’: Concerned citizens convene a discussion series focused on ecology and future generations. The Bellwether School, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4839. IRA ALLEN TALK: Historian Kevin Graffagnino surveys the foibles of one of Vermont’s founding fathers. Ferrisburgh Central School Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 425-3227. ‘THE MINIMUM WAGE’: Economics prof Patrick Walsh leads the first forum in a discussion series about financial issues currently in the news. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 31. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 31. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See January 31, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 2, for walkers up to age 3. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See February 2. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Kids soak up songs and interesting tales at Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993. PICTURE-BOOK PROGRAM: Family members of wee investigators ages 3 to 7 learn about kid-friendly, Mother-Goose-themed science projects. Westford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-5639.

sport PUBLIC SKATING: See January 31. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 31. CHARITY BINGO: See January 31. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS’ NETWORK: A self-employed travel consultant explains how she created and finetuned her own dream job. Middlebury Inn, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $16-18 includes lunch. Reservations and info, bitsweet@sover.net or 363-9266. FINANCIAL WORKSHOP: Would-be cash trackers learn how to set personal goals, make a budget, and responsibly manage their credit. Micro Business Development Program, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. or 6-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 860-1417, ext. 104. WEALTH MANAGEMENT SEMINAR: An investment adviser offers perspectives on estate planning and long-term care. Smith Barney, 69 Swift Street, South Burlington, 7:30-8:30 a.m. Free. Reservations and info, 800-446-0193. PARENT EDUCATION WORKSHOP: Family counselors offer easy-to-follow steps for disciplining children aged 2 to 12 without yelling, arguing or spanking. Washington County Mental Health, Third Floor, 260 Beckley Hill, Barre, 6-8 p.m. Free, childcare included. Registration and info, 476-8757, ext. 115. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at a sew-and-tell meeting. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9973.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See January 31. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: See January 31. CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Acoustic guitar-and-bass duo Pete Langdell and Kirk Lord mix country, folk and bluegrass at the Jeffersonville Pizza Department, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 644-6632.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See January 31. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: See January 31.

drama ‘DANCING AT LUGHNASA’: See February 2, 7:30 p.m. ‘HURRICANE’: See February 6.

film ‘SHUT UP & SING’: See February 2. ‘BEST OF THE FEST’: See February 4, Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $17-19. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘AMERICAN BLACKOUT’: This documentary chronicles recurring patterns of voter disenfranchisement in the 2000 and 2004 U.S. national elections. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5247. ‘AGUIRRE, THE WRATH OF GOD’: Klaus Kinski stars as a ruthless conquistador in search of El Dorado. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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JUST SAYING NO Regardless of whose side you’re on in the most recent round of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it’s tough to deny the value of voices that call for civil disobedience and nonviolent resistance instead of armed escalation. “I was in Mohammed’s hometown when the wall was being built,” recalls S’ra DeSantis of Vermonters for a Just Peace in Palestine/Israel. She helped organize Vermont venues for Mohammed Khatib and Feryal Abu Haikal, two Palestinians from the West Bank who speak this week in Montpelier and Burlington as part of a national tour sponsored by the International Solidarity Movement. They explain their personal motivations for following the methods of Mahatma Gandhi, another activist who believed his country was languishing under occupiers. Hear for yourself. Voices from Palestine

Saturday, February 3, Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 324-3073. Sunday, February 4, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 324-3073. www.vtjp.org

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See January 31. ROBERT WALSH: The retired South Burlington history teacher elaborates on the pro-education theme of his book Through White Eyes: Color and Racism in Vermont. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

talks ITALIAN OPERA: Vermont Public Radio host and opera expert Peter Fox Smith fills in the historical background for Mozart’s composition of The Marriage of Figaro. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. ‘LOOKING BACK AT VERMONT’: Photography fans get an overview of Farm Security Administration snaps taken around the state between 1936 and 1942. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. ‘ALL ABOUT EVE’: Religion professor Susan Ackerman of Dartmouth College introduces recent scholarship concerning the female nemesis of Genesis. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ROMAN HISTORY: Dartmouth classics prof Edward Bradley compares ancient Mediterranean attitudes toward empire with those espoused by the U.S.’ founding fathers. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘KEEPING TRACK’: Wildlife expert Susan Morse offers an illustrated talk delineating bobcat and cougar territory. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7772. ORCHID CLUB: Ann Hazelrigg, the coordinator of the Plant Diagnostic Clinic at UVM’s Plant and Soil Sciences Department, inoculates green thumbs with advice about flower diseases. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3505.

‘A JUST WAR?’: Lawyer and teacher Sandy Baird considers whether large-scale loss of life and destruction of property are ever legitimate. A community discussion follows at Burlington College, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 31. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See January 31. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 31. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See January 31. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See January 31. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See January 31. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 31. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See January 31.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See January 31. PUBLIC SKATING: See January 31. NIGHT RIDER SERIES: See January 31.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 31. ROUTE 15 PLANNING: Road-bound commuters offer ideas for improving travel from Winooski to Jericho. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free, includes a light dinner. Info, www. ccmpo.org/VT15 or 865-1794.

KNITTING CIRCLE: Yarn workers cast on to seasonal projects at the BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 767-9670. MENTORING INTRO: Chittenden County-based adults hear how to help kids who need someone to look up to. Mobius Mentoring Office, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, ginny@mobiusmentors.org or 658-1888. MALL WALKER APPRECIATION DAY: Health-conscious elders take an indoor stroll, then hear from three experts about how to improve memory, manage medicines and prevent identity theft. University Mall Center Court, South Burlington, 7 a.m. Free, includes a continental breakfast. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. SINGLES PARTY: Seven Days hosts a pre-Valentine’s Day rendezvous for romance seekers. The Green Room, Burlington, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 includes raffle ticket for a Hammerhead sled. Info, 865-1020, ext. 36. CAREER & INTERNSHIP FAIR: Area job seekers bring their resumés and meet with potential employers from across New England. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. >

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SOMETIMES SILLY, AFFECTIONATE, PROACTIVE, FRIENDLY. Looking for fun with down-to-earth, sincere, nature loving, outgoing, open hearted, likeminded, thoughtful folks for friendship, maybe more... It’s fun and challenging to compare notes and support each other. Not to take it all too seriously though, truth comes first, but feelings count too! Call me! (There’s a promotional surprise bonus gift for the first five callers.) lovelight, 43, #103542 ILOVERMONT Well, I am an interesting person who loves the outdoors and is looking for someone with the same interests. I like watching movies and reading also running and generally being ridiculous. I’m hoping to find a fun, intelligent person to be ridiculous with. CrazyDoodle, 18, l, #103540 KINKY COUNTRY GIRL I was raised a true Vermonter. I love my son and he is perfect. I am a little nervous about dating again. I love animals, kids and the outdoors. I also like to curl up with someone special and watch movies. I know the son thing is kinda scary but please don’t be scared away by him. Rystall, 21, l, #103523 LADY IS LONELY AND LONGING I’m delightful and happy and honest and passion filled. I’m looking for honesty and compassion with a lot of serenity mixed throughout. I enjoy learning–I’m becoming more spiritual as I grow older. I like Buddhism, God/Goddess and music of all kinds. I enjoy travel. I’m excited at the prospect of meeting someone new and nice. rayann, 53, #103521 SOUTHERN TRAVELER SITE SEEKING I’m only here till mid-March. Show me some snow sports and other things Vermonters do. I’m described as cute, sexy, and funny. I’m 5’7, blonde, curvy, but not fat. Don’t misunderstand my southern accent as I’m smart and educated. I have no kids, no ex-husbands, no commitments (except my job and dog). I avoid politics and weirdos. trvlinsoutherngal, 32, l, #103513 WORK AND TRAVEL If you are looking for a “hook up” I do not get down like that, sorry. I am good hearted and believe in honesty. I love to travel and I am looking for adventure/chill buddies. travelingbug, 27, l, #103497 THIS MIGHT BE SILLY Great conversationalist and collector of ridiculous little known facts. I love good beer, good yarn and good laughs. I’m crafty, nerdy, intelligible and fascinated. I love sincerity and hate cliches, no flowers no chocolate and no fruity candles/body lotions. Nothing is hotter than just being interested. P.S. Desperately seeking my first I Spy. zephyrsgirl, 21, u, l, #103494 CLASSY WOMAN I’m an intelligent, active professional woman equally comfortable in jeans & cashmere. I love my profession but work to travel-Montreal, the Carribean, Paris (one of my favorites-the museums are great), Italy & London. I believe life is about balance-I have great kids, love home & like to garden, bike, sail & take long walks. Looking for a professional man with similar interests. poopsie, 54, #101096

WOMEN seeking WoMEN ROMANTIC & WONDERFUL: THAT’S ME Am a 30 YO F who is honest, romantic, sensual and willing to show a woman what it’s like to be number 1. I am looking for a woman who is confident, intellegent and who is looking to be truly romanced. A relationship based on honesty, trust, and at the same time full of everything you could possibly share between two women. lword302006d, 30, #103493 OH, PICK ME, PICK ME!!! So, I think I’m pretty cool. And I don’t mean in the “cool people” way...sometimes, I can be pretty dorky. I like to think I make people laugh, I love hanging out and having a good time. I’ve sky dived and I hate snakes. Over all, I’m honest and caring. Come on, you know you want to meet me. Raiden, 27, l, #103381 YUP IT’S ME Hmmm think, think, think...I type slowly and have poor grammar skills. I enjoy my time as a single mama, cook, hiker, student, dogwalker and whatever else comes my way. I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor and I love laughing and sunny days, well that’s it. I almost forgot I also like mint choc chip ice cream, VERY IMPORTANT. susieq23, 23, #103376 UP FOR SOME PILLOW TALK? Fun, fit, leggy BiMF with bedroom eyes seeking the right woman for actual conversation, romance and delicious sex. I’m tall, passionate, and know how to laugh at life. And I’m looking for a woman 30-55 YO who I can talk to in and out of bed. Hubby has his own lover, so you’d be just for me. Where can we begin? artichokes, 45, l, #103356 FEMININE CARING COMPASSIONATE LOYAL INTIMATE They told me I was transsexual, I won’t take their drugs, I just work as a woman. I love woman to chat, cook, care, cry, laugh. I don’t take my self too seriously, did that, now I just live. A gender nomad, I’m comfortable as a man or woman. My idea of a romantic evening culminates in holding one another. johnnieseragoldfish, 55, #102913

MEN seeking WoMEN INTELLIGENT, EASY-GOING, ANIMALLOVER Just got done with a 3-year job that pretty much devoured any social life I had. Looking to meet some new people and maybe, if I’m lucky, find someone to share my life with. I’m a teacher and a wildlife biologist. I enjoy sharing the natural world with people, cooking, laughing, and just having fun. Avianman, 30, l, #103620 I’M A LAID BACK LIBERAL I enjoy spending time outside hiking, skiing, and camping. I also like watching movies, reading and hanging out with friends. I moved to Vermont about a year and a half ago to get out of central NY boonies and work on becoming a full-time potter. I’d like to meet someone to ski, hike, or just hangout with and maybe more. GoGo, 30, l, #103617 THE TRAVELING MAN Hi, my name is Ed and I hope to meet the girl of my dreams. My fiancée just left me about 6 months ago. I’m looking for a loving and easygoing girl to share life with. glonth, 46, #103616

FUNNY FRIENDLY CRAZY SOME LOVE I’m looking for someone to complement my life and to share life with. I want someone easy to talk to and enjoys snuggling. I’m a fairly active guy and have a little chocolate lab puppy who loves the outside and running around I don’t really know what to say but you can contact me and ask me questions. JOBlizard, 20, l, #103615

IT’S ME! IS IT YOU? Doing it, instead of just talking about it, enjoying it, instead of letting it pass by, showing love instead of just saying it, that’s all about me. We can get into more detail when you call. Love attention (giving and recieving). 33 YO, divorced father of a beautiful 5 YO girl seeking LTR with you? Let’s chat and see! 5’6, 165 lbs. red8sox, 33, l, #103358

SMART INTELLECTUAL SWEET GUY I am an honest, caring person. I like to make people smile. When I say ‘have a nice day’, I mean it. I’m smart, and I like intellectual challenges. You are caring, intelligent, and self motivated. alhazred, 43, #103594

LET’S DO THIS !! I am a man looking for a woman, friendship, playful, loves to laugh, goof around fun. I like to stay active and keep moving. I enjoy all kinds of things, biking, kayaking, skating, hockey, tennis, just hanging out, being with you. Must have physical attraction, need to see a picture please. Like to shop and have fun... lots of fun. vdubnut, 53, l, #103353

APPEALING FILTERED THEREOF Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow MOOOOO. handwriting, 27, l, #103587 RURAL INTELLECT SEEKS LTR I’m tired of living alone in my tranquil, remote, and beautiful home. I’d love to share it with a slender lass who appreciates the isolation as much as she enjoys the natural beauty of the site. I‘m humorous, loyal, intelligent, thoughtful, empathetic, creative, and trustworthy. I seek a relationship based on honesty, frankness, communication, respect, and love. MasterOfHisOwnPond, 55, l, #103584 DO MAKE SAY THINK Passionate, irreverent, quirky. Jack of many trades, master of none, I focus on writing, making music, photography, changing the world. I want to put my energy into a meaningful relationship, but I won’t rush willy nilly into anything. Having no relationship is better than having a bad one. I’m nurturing, active, independent, and looking for the same in a woman. makeshiftenglish, 28, l, #103579 A NEW WORLD EVERYDAY In the garden there is no hate, no wars, no death without rebirth. Right action and a positive outlook on the world can do wonders. We can’t fix it all but we sure can get dirty together! Outdoorsy, down-to-earth and spiritual guy seeking woman with limitless creativity, a positive outlook on life and a great smile. gardenstone, 41, l, #103560 SOMETHING DIFFERENT Okay apparently this is my “pitch”, so they say. I really am a nice guy. I am always up for different. Ooh, ooh, that’s a good quality! Let’s see other good qualities. I like the Red Sox, love to go to or buy a good movie. Sakura is my favorite restaurant, and I have hookups in Miami. Hard2follow, 25, l, #103531 CAPTIVATING, CHARISMATIC, COMPELLING, AND CURIOUS I am a very active man described as “very good looking”, “fun”, “thoughtful”, “sensuous”. I love exploring the world, making and eating good food, taking a stand, and playing competitive sports. I keep a pretty fast pace and prefer living life rather than processing it. Looking for a travel partner in March. I am happy to email photo(s) on request. Boy, 51, u, l, #103526 EXISTENTIAL TROUBLEMAKER I’m very easy going and chill around most people. I enjoy doing pretty much anything with the right company. I’m good looking, but too embarrased to post a pic. Looks do matter, but I’m not an ass about it. I can see beauty everywhere. I value an open mind and wisdom. I’m spontaneous and don’t care about my bad spelling. Delta_9, 22, l, #103525 ATHLETIC AND SINCERE Athletic, outdoorsy, attractive DWM looking for a LTR. Enjoys hiking, skiing, kayaking, riding bikes. Honest, respectful, caring, and family oriented. Also affectionate and knows how to treat a woman. Are you the one? David, 58. TruVmtr, 58, #103522

LOOKING FOR HEART This is simple for me in what I do. I work in the Information Technology field and support many equipment systems. I am looking for someone that I can at least talk too and share my events with and maybe on the weekends a little golf would be nice! danooo7, 46, #103307 FUN. ACTIVE. COMPASSIONATE. I am an independent musician and teacher with many interests. I am honest and forthright, a good listener, and can be equally comfortable in city or country, out or at home. I like to go places. I like to see music, movies, sunsets, and deer in the field. I’ll hike or bike or snowshoe, ski or skate. biff, 50, l, #101658 ARE YOU KIND? I’m easy going, affectionate, healthy, environmentally conscious, 41 and single. I enjoy cooking, concerts, gardening, massage (giving & receiving), sailing, scuba, classic rock, bluegrass, Grateful Dead, blues, nature, photography and traveling. I’d like to meet a healthy, easy going, affectionate, single woman. A natural beauty with a few similar interests, experiences and dreams. Lets hook up. hereiam, 41, l, #101554

MEN seeking MEN SEEKING BUDDIES What am I looking for? Not sure if I know. I would like a guy that I can hang out with, talk to, maybe even turn into a roommate situation. It is hard to find someone comfortable with nudity. Friendship comes first in any relationship. Someone who enjoys movies, dining out, travel, hanging out or just hanging in. vtboi4m, 35, #102625 JUST YOUR AVERAGE GUY Ok, let’s be upfront and honest. I am a married man that is bi but never really acts upon it. I would like to meet another in shape, straight acting guy that would like to hang out a bit and enjoy some benefits of man to man contact. Safe and discreet is of the utmost. Another married man? Justaguy, 41, #102643 LOOKING FOR FUN Fun, outgoing, honest, funny, caring person... joe05701, 32, l, #102333 NICE GUY SEEKS SAME GWM widowed after 27 year parnership seeks nice guy for dating with LTR in mind. I am 65, 6’1, 170 lbs., br/br, in shape. Sane, open, with many interests. Travel possible and I can entertain at my NYS home. I liked being in a monogamous partnership and seek another. I do not take myself too seriously. I’d look out for you too. Gordon, 65, u, #102095 SEXY, SMART & FUN! Hey guys! I am an honest, out spoken kinda guy. I live right in downtown Burlington, and work out in Shelburne. I am interested in someone with the same interests as I. Like to have fun on the weekends, but serious during the week. If you think you may have some of the same interested, hit me up. Later. Shorty26VT, 27, l, #102015

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JUST A LOT OF FUN Looking for others to have decadent fun with. noncentsrc, 44, l, #103217

KIND, STRONG, AND SWEET I’m a young guy who’s always looking for a good time. I spend a lot of time cooking, drawing, and playing music. I rock climb, kayak, and bike. I have a nice build and I love showing it off but only once in a while. I have a vivid imagination and am up for almost anything. Fasthorse, 20, #103423

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DOM LOOKING FOR INEXPERIENCED SUB If you are a bright, attractive young woman seeking to experiment as a sub, this master will consider introducing you to its delights in a safe, respectful, gentle, but absolutely dominant manner. I’m creative, playful, completely clean. If you want cruelty, go elsewhere...but do not be fooled...apart from any limits we agree to up front, I will be in control. Umberto, 43, u, l, #103394

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OTHERS seeking… 2KINKY LOVERS LOOKING FOR 2MORE We are a very kinky couple looking to have some fun with other couples or women. We are new to this so let’s see what you can show us. Open to just about anything, let’s get together and see what pops up. 103596, 33, #103596 ORGASM-ADDICT ACHES TO SERVE Looking for a strict woman. A tall NEK redhead, 30s, FF , seeks a cheerfully dominant Gestapo bitch for playtimes. Tie me up, spank me and make me serve while my domme partner enjoys. Please. High boots and riding crops a plus. Nonsmokers preferred. Succubus, 45, #101051

EXPERIMENTING WITH THE OTHER SIDE Looking for a first time with a man. GF wants to watch or participate, but first time it would be without her. Mostly top but can switch some if you like. Have been strap-oned b4, but prefer to be dominant. Travel some, so location a huge problem. rstimer_looking, 18, 1x1-naughty111605 12/11/06isn’t 10:05 AM fiPage 1 LOOKING FOR SOME FUN #103398 looking to meet some new friends to chill with. cutone, 36, u, #102590 COUPLE LOOKING FOR ASIAN PERSUASION Young couple in upstate NY looking for an Asian man, woman or CU for discreet encounters. If you are such a person(s) send us an email! methos83, 23, #103373

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i SPY... CHOCOLATE CHERRY SCONES You were looking for chocolate for your chocolate cherry scones in the Hannafords in Saint Albans. You asked me what time I would be over...I’m wondering if they are done baking yet? I’ve got your scones on my mind, or maybe it’s just you on my mind? When: Friday, January 26, 2007. Where: Hannafords in Saint Albans. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901024 MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Bristol EMT Captain Ecogeek, did you get my peanut treat? If I’m not for you then that’s OK. Just looking to find out if bottle came your way. When: Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Where: Somewhere in Bristol. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901023

LEAD SINGER SMOKING GUN Your voice was strong and sexy. My ears ached for more. My eyes decided you were one hot rocking lady. Thanks for the fantasy. When: Friday, January 19, 2007. Where: SHOOTERS. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901013 WHERE IS MY GINGERBREAD STUD? You held the door for me after class with that big smile on your little hot ginger face and that cute multi-colored jacket. I caught your glance but are you the type of Gingerbread man that likes to be caught? Me: Petite, brunette with a hankering for some of your gingerbread in my house... When: Monday, January 22, 2007. Where: Marsh Life Science, UVM. You: Man. Me: Man. #901012

SQUARE ENDED FRENCH FRIES Did you like lunch yesterday? The long embrace took my breath away. I’ve missed it. You look fantastic. It’s been too long since I’ve spied you but your sunshine is forever with me. If my proposal gets approved, I’ll spy you everyday if you’ll let me. Silly Eddiespeak included!! Keep your hands off of the strawberry, that’s mine to taste!! When: Thursday, January 25, 2007. Where: In her dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901022

U LIKED MY PAIGE PREMIUMS! We were all playing pool Saturday night at Franny O’s and you commented on my hot paige denims (more than once I might add!). I wanted to flirt but you were w/ other people and I didn’t want to get you in trouble...How would you like to see those paige premiums around my ankles? You’re sexy! Let’s talk! When: Saturday, January 20, 2007. Where: FrannyO’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #901011

SEXY SOUP MAN Whoever thought it was pastable that you’ve never been spied before! We were two hungry little girls and you filled us with warmth (and a free cookie!). P.S. Where did the chicken Caesars go?? When: Thursday, January 25, 2007. Where: Downtown Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901021

RE: REMEMBER ME Sorry to cause any misunderstandings. There’s no trouble in my heart. This summer/ fall sucked, but lately things are looking up. Let’s just have that dinner and straighten out a few things. When: Sunday, January 21, 2007. Where: LSC. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901010

ORCALOVER6 - WHO ARE YOU? You are obviously someone I know - and probably a friend. Did you leave that cake? Reveal yourself. When: Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Where: I Spy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901020

BLACK HAIRED BEAUTY To the dark-haired woman who used to ride the Charlotte Ferry to Essex. Where did you go? Did the winter scare you away? Is some lucky guy not so lucky anymore? Loved watching you sit on deck in the cold and read the Seven Days.The ride isn’t anywhere near as fun without you. When: Friday, December 28, 2007. Where: Charlotte Ferry. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901009

STOPPED IN TO WARM UP at the only store in the mall worth stopping at. It was cold out and you were going to walk home soon. Wish I had offered to walk with you. You are a beautiful, dark-haired woman, I am too shy to ask for a date while you are at work. Let’s get together. When: Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Where: That cool store.... You: Woman. Me: Man. #901019 S AND K Thanks for the memories. I look back fondly on insane amounts of coffee, prancing around in aprons, and cakes that make people want to touch themselves. You can’t afford me! When: Monday, January 15, 2007. Where: Somewhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901018 BLUEEYES122971 I was just wondering what age range you are willing to consider in your quest for your prince? I am single guy seeking.... When: Wednesday, January 24, 2007. Where: two 2 tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901017 YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE but you can’t pick who you fall in love with. Our eyes met when we passed on Isham, both with our fingers in our noses. In thirdworld countries we forget that picking noses is considered impolite in the states. I would love to get together with you and pick your— brain, about your travels. When will I see you again? When: Tuesday, January 23, 2007. Where: Isham St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901016 MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH Your I Spy redux. Not the original. That was so long ago, afterall. Long ago being relative. Just saying hello for when you come to read the poetry. Hello. When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: 7 Days personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901015 BEAUTIFUL BLONDE DANCER Sorry I wasn’t very tactful about inviting you to dance. I sure liked the way you moved to the music. Wish I hadn’t been so shy, didn’t even get your name. Sure hope to dance with you again. You noticed when I was leaving and spoke briefly. Wish I had kept conversation going. When: Friday, January 19, 2007. Where: SHOOTERS. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #901014

BLONDE GUY WEARING GREEN at “the Deck.” We made a lot of eye contact, but you were with friends, so I didn’t say anything. I doubt you check this, but who knows. When: Saturday, January 20, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. #901008 CITY MARKET’S NONDAIRY MILK ISLE It was lunch time on 1/20/07 and there were so many choices of assorted nondairy milks. You laughed at my comment about the variety of nondairy milks. Later the enjoyment continued in the check out line. Please contact me if would you like to carry on the fun conversation over a cup of coffee. When: Saturday, January 20, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #901005 JOGGING DOWNSAINT PAUL STREET First day of snow I was half awake, in the driveway. I said hi, your enthusiastic response woke me up and brightend my day! Coffee somtime? When: Monday, January 15, 2007. Where: Saint Paul Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901004 I LOVE YOU You’ve made my world into a perfect place Katie, I love you When: Friday, December 15, 2006. Where: the newsroom. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901002 STEEL @ ROQUES with Olivia. You were the sweetest and handsomest father. Any chance you would like to do a playdate with our kids? When: Tuesday, January 2, 2007. Where: Roques. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901001 DREAMGIRL IN “APPLE GREEN JACKET” I think about you every day and miss you. You are the girl of my dreams and my best friend. When: Saturday, January 6, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901000 MISSING A FRIEND You met a girl who didn’t want us to be friends. I hope she makes you happy. When can we be friends again? I miss you. When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: “Muddys”. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900999

PLANET FITNESS/WAL-MART OPTICAL Handsome man from Planet Fitness, you smiled, I smiled back, over 6 weeks ago and I never saw you again, until today at Wal-mart in the Optical Center. You, short hair, goatee, red, gray, black coat, hat, gloves, blue jeans, with a boy. I really wish I would see you again. 1/20, 11 A.M. When: Saturday, January 20, 2007. Where: Planet Fitness before Xmas/Walmart today 1/20/07. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900997 THANKS FOR SAVING US! It’s nice to know that there are guys out there who 1) can recognize a bothersome sketchball 2) are awesome dancers. Thanks for cozying up to us two ladies on the RiRas dance floor so we wouldn’t be manhandled. Guy with curly hair and guy with blue hat: let’s dance again some time! When: Friday, January 19, 2007. Where: RiRas. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900995 MUDDY WATERS HOTTIES Damn...I should have made out with all of you when I had the chance. Wait...did I have the chance, or do you boys flirt with everyone like that? I miss you (and the mate) already. I can’t pick a favorite...it’s just enough to know you’re all there. When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Muddy Waters. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900994 KKD: CHARLES AND ERIC thanks for everything...the shiner is god’s breakfast. You know I’ll be back for another late night snack fest sometime in the next decade...until then...save me a small shiner with sausage. When: Sunday, January 14, 2007. Where: KKD. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900993 NINJA LOVES BURLINGTON I spy snow covered bunnies from afar... thanks for the memories, and the mammories (you know who you are)...I wish I’d made out with more of you while I had the chance. Many kisses from the buckeye state. When: Sunday, January 14, 2007. Where: all around the town. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900992 7 A.M. COMMUTE: BLUE VOLVO Have seen you twice now, on Main/Williston pre-I89. I’m a blue Subaru, black hair & glasses. Every time I drive to work I scan the road for you (glasses, baseball cap) but so far, no dice (I’m a sporadic commuter but, what are the chances we’d see each other twice?). Here’s hoping you’re thirsty, I could really go for a post-work drink. When: Monday, January 15, 2007. Where: Main St./Williston Rd. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900991 WREN, I BELIEVE. . . I’ve seen you working at Brooks Pharmacy downtown many times, and there’s just something so sweet about you. I’d never think of anything to say to you, so I figured this was a safe, less awkward way to tell you that you’re lovely. When: Friday, January 19, 2007. Where: Brooks Pharmacy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900990 SAILING ALONE AROUND... I spy the Van Gogh orchard landscapes, the Kern pictures, I spy the cats and dogs, I spy an alabaster flesh and a child’s smile. I spy the sky from two eyes and improvised translations -music on the road and Chekhov by the fire. I love you. When: Sunday, January 1, 2006. Where: By J’s river. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900989 L. COLCHESTER SHAWS Was checking out, hoping you would help me with my groceries. How about dinner? When: Tuesday, January 16, 2007. Where: Colchester Shaws. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900988 PEOPLE STUDYING FOR MCAT!!! Need study buddy(ies) for MCAT in April/ May. I am stronger in bio/verbal...it would be great if you were stronger in chem/ physics, but not a must. I have Kaplan and EK materials. Ready to log serious study hours -so please have a sense of humor, be understanding, time-flexible, laid back yet motivational...like me. When: Thursday, January 18, 2007. Where: STUDYING ALONE????. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900987 PISCES PRINCESS OF PIGGERFACES The water does not smell as “cool” when you’re not wearing it. I miss your smile, lame jokes and Reno 911 marathons. Cuddling on the couch with our girls and talking until the sun came up will always be fond memories in my heart. I truly hope that you have found what you need and want.. Love always, Butch Cassidy. When: Wednesday, January 18, 2006. Where: Johnson. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900986

NEIGHBOR IN THE NUDE My “wicked hot” bearded naked neighbor across the way, you may be a player, but I can play too... and I want you to know that I was for real when I said that we should play together sometime... You know where to find me... When: Tuesday, January 16, 2007. Where: North Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900985

DANCING VIXEN AT RI RA’S To the girl with “The Pub” shirt on at RiRas. I had a really good time dancing with you. Meant to ask for your number but never got the chance. I’d love to meet up sometime and get to know each other a little better if you’re interested. When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Ri Ra’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900974

DEAR MRS. S Without guilt your metamorphisis is complete. It has lit a fire in my soul that feels like the birth of a new star in the heavens. I shall wait for you to emerge from the cedars of Lebanon for the rest of my life. When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900984

M. @ PINE ST. MD You remembered me from HS and I see you everytime I’m sick. Although the Doc might not help, your radiant smile always makes me feel better. How about coffee sometime? When: Tuesday, January 9, 2007. Where: Pine St. MD’s Office. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900972

BEAUTIFUL,TALL & SEXY WOMEN We met while you where working a seminiar in South Burlington, I was a man admiring your beauty, and making small talk. You where tall, dark and sexy. Me: I was average, white and interested in your smile, please smile for me again. When: Friday, January 12, 2007. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900983 REMEMBER ME VOLUPTUOUS? You again! I was getting used to the delicious blur that memories are made of until I ran into you again at the LSC. I have to admit Heather I am surprised, delighted by your character, & curious to know more. I do hope that the trouble in your heart is lifted when you see this ad. Smile, Voluptuous! When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Langdon Street Cafe. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900982 BEAUTIFUL BLONDE AT METRONOME We were at Metronome, you asked me to dance. I really enjoyed dancing with you. You had blonde wavy hair that was almost to your shoulders, and glasses. You had to leave early, your ride back to Georgia was leaving. I didn’t get your number and regretted ever scene. I would love meet for dinner and more dancing. Brian. When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900981 STOLEN CELL PHONE 1/14 I was shopping at Charlotte Russe after work. I must have set my phone down for just a second. I had it for a year, and it contained numbers I’ll never get again from friends from across the country. You stole it the day before my birthday. Return it to Pure Pop for your good Karma. Shame on you. When: Sunday, January 14, 2007. Where: Charlotte Russe, Square Mall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900980 GATOR ALUMNI You saw my Infinity SUV on Pine Street in December. You are not alone here in BTV! Yes, in all kinds of weather we all stick together for F-L-O-R-I-D-A! Gator club is a good idea! When: Wednesday, December 13, 2006. Where: Pine Street. You: Group. Me: Woman. #900979 MAY I BE THE MISS you missed? How private is this, huh?! So I will save my email inbox the pain, please come to myspace, Morgana, and we can chat. When: Monday, January 15, 2007. Where: Here at 7 yet again. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900978 30 MINUTES LATE I keep seeing this girl... she works at Eat Good Food. She’s like nothin’ I’ve ever seen before. She knows it. She must, I just want to apologize. When: Monday, January 15, 2007. Where: Eat Good Food. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900977 STILL CAN’T QUITE PRONOUNCE GNOOCHI Sharing a nice dinner together was great. I feel really comfortable around you, and like how talkative you get when you’re stoned. I’ll bet that making out would be more fun than just making dinner. I’m a shy guy about some things, and wonder where your mind is at. When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: In your apartment. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900976 WHITE TOYOTA SUV ROAD RAGER I spy on Shelburne Rd. the male, out-ofstate, white, Toyota SUV driver with the veins popping out of his forehead, pointing his pointed finger at me, yelling angrily in my direction, and claiming my right-ofway as his own. FYI, road rage is so 2000 and never welcome in this town. Go home please. When: Saturday, January 13, 2007. Where: Shelburne Rd.. You: Man. Me: Man. #900975

TREES OH..HO SEERT Mirror mirror on the bike, I spy through a friend of 7, a message from long ago. I did miss and I do wish for a miss. So I say, “please oh please find my tree again, for company of the fine featherd friend would be surely spend-grand....” When: Sunday, October 8, 2006. Where: Spacy Dance. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900971 IN LOVE WITH PIZZA GIRL I was walking around Burlington for like four hours and I noticed you in Leonardos’ pizza standing behind the counter answering the phone. You have the most gorgeous eyes and a smile so wonderful it could bring tears to your eyes. I have never seen someone as beautiful as you. I’ll be back in Burlington soon, maybe we could meet for dinner sweetheart. When: Wednesday, January 10, 2007. Where: Leonardos’ pizza. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900970 WAITER AT BURLINGTON HEARTH Kudos to the very attractive waiter at Flatbread who single handedly managed a table of screaming kids. I was the shy girl at the sidetable munching a dancing heart flatbread. I kept stealing sidelong looks at you but couldn’t get up the courage to ask for your number. Care for a bike ride along the lake sometime? When: Friday, January 12, 2007. Where: American Flatbread Burlington Hearth. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900969 WAM, BAM, THANK YOU CAM! I hath seen thee on Shelburne Road countless times dear Cameron. Thou hast large, white round earrings. I just adore thee. Please be mine. We’ll go on a whale watch. xoxo your secret admirer. When: Friday, November 24, 2006. Where: Shelburne Road. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900968 PEACE ON THE FREEWAY I spy a guy in a red YO pickup. Rt 89 south, 12/23. I got on at Bethel, you got off near Sunapee. Thanks for spreading the peace and sharing the beautiful cloudburst rainbow. My dog and I enjoyed your company. Hope your holidays were filled with love, light and laughter! When: Saturday, December 23, 2006. Where: Rt 89 Southbound. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900967 RAY, OF LIGHT Gorgeous sunny day, I helped you find the right piece of salvaged 2x12 for your shelf. Can’t forget those blue eyes, wanted to say more- need help with any other projects? When: Monday, January 8, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900966 REBECCA NEW YEARS DAY FLIGHT You sure were sick on the plane that day! Despite your nasuea I found you charming and I enjoyed talking to you for two hours. I am not looking for anything more than saying “hi” the next time we meet at G-love in Feb., but you have been on my mind. Take care my zero-pissed friend. When: Monday, January 1, 2007. Where: United Airlines from Chicago. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900965 I LOVE YOUR COFFEE BREATH The coffee originated from the Yirgacheffe region of Ethiopia, you descended from heaven on triangular transparent sachet wings. I take my coffee black, “is there any other way?” When: Thursday, January 11, 2007. Where: Muddy Waters. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900964 IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS..... slingshots, flaming-arrows, bicycles, chocolate, rooftops, sad fairy tales, candlelit jesus dinners, I think I like you a lot. I’ll vacuum my truck so your not allergic to me and gennydog. A date for the revolution, Molotovs in empty allagash, there’s a flame of hope in all this doom and gloom. You’re going to skip school at least one day this semester. When: Thursday, January 11, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900963

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by a tasting of five wines. Recieve 20% off your dinner in Butler’s the night of the seminar or a complimentary cheese course when next visiting Butler’s.

business START UP: February 1 - May 20. Thursdays, 5:30-9 p.m. and every other Sunday, 12-6 p.m. Mercy Connection, Inc. $1295, scholarships available. Info, 802-8467338 or visit www.wsbp.org. This 15-week comprehensive business planning course will assist you in moving from a business idea to the completion of a high-quality business plan. Call for application and interview times.

WEDNESDAY MORNING CLAY: Wednesdays, February 7 - March 21, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. Clay and Craft Studio 250, Memorial Auditorium. $195, $175 BCA members (Clay sold separately $15/25 lb. bag). Info, call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Previous wheel experience required. In this sevenweek class, students will learn how to use the wheel as a basis for developing more complex forms. This class will aid beginner to advanced potters in further development of technique and wheel throwing skills as well as learning to contemplate their work aesthetically. Individual projects will be encouraged. (CLASS CODE: 8115121)

community camps BON VOYAGE: AFRICA BEAT! February vacation camp at the Flynn and Firehouse Center. Monday, February 26 - Friday, March 2, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Grades 3-5. $300. Limit: 14. Info, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or 652-4548, ext. 4. At the Flynn children learn traditional dances to the sound of live drumming and try their own hands at keeping the beat. Campers then travel to The Firehouse Education Center to explore clay, batik, painting, and other indigenous craft techniques.

clay HANDBUILDING CERAMICS: Wednesdays, February 14 - March 14, 6-8:30 p.m. $140, $126 BCA members. (Clay sold separately at $15/25 lb. bag). Clay and Craft Studio 250, Memorial Auditorium. Info, call 802-865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Slab, coil and pinch are just some of the handbuilding skills this class will cover. Students will investigate form and texture while constructing both functional and decorative pieces. Students may choose to focus on garden sculptures, dinnerware, tiles and more. The possibilities are endless! (CLASS CODE: 8115311) PARENT AND CHILD WHEEL: Fridays, February 16 - March 16, 3:30-5 p.m. $110, $99/pair BCA members (all clay, tools, glazes and firings are included). Clay and Craft Studio 250, Memorial Auditorium. Info, call 802-865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Create a memorable experience with your child! This five-week class will introduce young and younger alike to work with clay using the potters’ wheel. Students will practice basic wheel-working techniques and will also be introduced to handle making, trimming and glazing. Parents and children will each use their own wheel and parents are expected to help monitor their child. (CLASS CODE: 8125131)

STORY CIRCLES WITH ANNE GALJOUR AT THE FLYNN: Saturday, February 3, 1-3 p.m., and Thursday, February 8, 7-9 p.m. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center. Limit 25. Info, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or 652-4548, ext. 4 or visit www.flynncenter.org. So many people make up the cultural fabric of our unique community, and these two FREE story circles are opportunities for natives and newcomers to share experiences of living in Vermont. Playwright and performer Anne Galjour will work with the Flynn and other New England arts venues during the next several years to develop a new play about class differences in the region, to be premiered in 2008, incorporating stories shared in these story circles. Bring photos, anecdotes, clothing, and other items to share and enrich the experience. Anne Galjour will present her one-woman show “Hurricane” in FlynnSpace on Friday, February 9, 8 p.m.

cooking HANDS-ON COOKING WORKSHOP: SOUP BASICS: Sunday, February 4, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. NECI Montpelier campus. $50 per person. Info, 802-225-3332, email cookingworkshops@neci.edu or visit www. necidining.com. Discuss, learn, cook and taste while working in the professional kitchens of our Montpelier campus with our chefs and students. WEDDING CAKE TECHNIQUES: Sunday, March 4, 11, 18, 25 and April 1. 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. LaBrioche Bakery and Cafe. $750 for the series with a nonrefundable $150 registration fee. Info, call Chef Jason Gingold, 225-3345, register by March 1 by calling Jill Lanphere, 225-3381. Learn how to create exquisite wedding cakes under the expertise of a NECI chef. This five-week, hands-on class will teach you the types of bases, frostings and decorations, butter cream techniques, building and finishing styles, line and pressure piping, rolled fondant techniques, cutter work and appliqué,

molding technique, embroidery and flowers. Class size is limited to 10 students.

craft HANDCRAFTING WORKSHOPS AT THE INN AT BALDWIN CREEK: Bristol. Thursdays, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 5-hour workshops with lunch. Ivy-Topiary Creation, February 1; Knitting One-Hank Hats & Wristers, February 8; Rug Hooking, February 22; Wool-Felt Quilting, March 1, $110 plus materials fee. Guest instructors. Limited to 10-12. Lodging packages available. Info, call 888-424-2432 or visit www. innatbaldwincreek.com.

dance AFRICAN DANCE WITH SORIBA SIMBO CAMARA, TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM GUINEA, WEST AFRICA: Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., The Edge, Williston. Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m., Kids & Fitness, South Burlington. Fridays, 5:30-6:45 p.m., The Edge, Williston. Saturdays, 3:30-5 p.m. Richmond Free Library Community Room, (no class 2/10, 3/17, 3/24). $12/class or $60 for 6 classes. Info, 802-540-0035 or inouwalinga@yahoo.com. Please note: For the month of February, Simbo will be traveling and will have exceptional substitute teachers from Guinea and Senegal. Dance to live drumming, have fun and smile while sweating! Friendly, welcoming environment. Simbo has extensive teaching and performing experience and is eager to share his culture with you via high-energy dances! Prior to moving to Vermont Simbo was a member of both national ballets in Guinea including the acclaimed Les Ballets Africains. Call re: corporate events, special workshops and private parties. Due to high demand kids’ classes coming soon! All levels’ welcome, emphasis on beginner instruction on Fridays. Walk-ins welcome! AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:307 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! ARGENTINE TANGO LESSONS AND MILONGA: Saturday, February 3, 5-10 p.m. $15-25. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, 802-238-8933 or briandalm er@ verizon.net and for potluck preparations contact Carmen at 802339-5856, vermontah@yahoo. com, or David at 802-863-9998 david@lanskyconsulting.com. All levels, no partner necessary. 3 and 4 p.m. Private Lessons: singles,


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. couples & small groups, 5-6:30 p.m. $75. Beginner’s Lesson: Continued review of the basic figures, beginning with back ochos, 6:30-7 p.m. $15. Teachers’ rest and time for others to do a demonstration of their favorite dance. 7–8:30 p.m., Workshop Series – Inviting the Essence of Tango: #2 (February 3) The “Connection” – How to Get It and Exercises to Help, #3 (March 3). That “Something” which is so often elusive, 8:30–11 p.m. $20. Festive potluck Milonga dance for all levels, with cash bar: Free for those taking a lesson or workshop, otherwise $5. Note: Rates for the lesson & workshop are $5 more for drop-ins with no reservation. BURLINGTON BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Mondays and Thursdays, The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, visit www. FirstStepDance.com or call 802598-6757. We teach a variety of classes covering Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Rumba, Cha Cha, Merengue, Swing and Nightclub 2-Step. Classes vary from introductory Level I classes, through intermediate Level II and III classes. No experience is necessary for the Level I classes, although the Level II and III classes require having completed the previous levels. No partner is required for class, so come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! SHELBURNE BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. Level I Smooth (Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango), 8-9 p.m. Level I Nightclub (Nightclub 2-Step, Swing and Salsa). Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Rd. $50/person for each four-week class. Info, visit www. FirstStepDance.com or call 802598-6757. Join Kevin Laddison of First Step Dance for these beginning classes. No experience necessary, and no partner is required for class. Bring a friend and come out and learn to dance! DANCE AND MOVEMENT WORKSHOPS AT THE FLYNN: Teens and adults with some movement experience can work with the Canadian and American dancers, musicians, and multimedia artists of Dancing Across Borders in “Composing with Attention” on Sunday, February 18, 1-3 p.m. FlynnSpace at the Flynn Center. Info, contact Suzanne Lowell at www.flynncenter. org or 652-4548 ext. 4. That evening, from 6-8 p.m. acclaimed New York City choreographer and dancer Maureen Fleming will begin her twoweek Flynn residency and week-long FlynnSpace core intensive workshop, “Dancing the Internal Body”--sharing her distinctive approach to regenerative dance.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Igloo Design/Build, February 3, $50/family. Get hands-on in the snow as you learn to build

igloos, quinzee shelters, and more. Thinking Like Cathedral Builders, February 3-4. Learn to design and build a thriving business that is also a positive contributor to community life. Sustainable Communities of the Future, February 4-9. $725. Gain an understanding of the essential aspects of sustainable communities including location, energy sources, transportation and social implications. Timberframing, February 4-10. $875. Learn the fundamentals of designing and constructing a timberframe structure using mortise and tenon joinery. Modern Plaster Techniques, February 10-11. $275. Skip taping, mudding, priming and painting with this amazing, one-fell-swoop plastering technique. Design for Builders, February 11-16. $725. Develop your design skills to complement your building business, add value to both renovation and new construction, and generate customer satisfaction. Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www. yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Winter II Session: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/20. $40. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., five-week session begins 2/19. $40. Adult Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Fiveweek session begins 2/20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays 5:30-6:50 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/19. $45. All classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Adult walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 802-6580658, email classes@bur lingtontaiko.org or visit www.bur lingtontaiko. org. Gift certificates available! HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space. Beginners’ Conga Class, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Beginners’ Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. Fiveweek session begins 2/21. $50/ session. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@bur lingtontaiko.org or visit www.burl ingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND WINTER SESSION II TAIKO CLASSES: Thursdays, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room. Five-week session begins 2/22. Kids and Parents Beginners’ Class, 6-6:50 p.m. $80/pair/session. Adult Beginners’ Class, 77:50 p.m. $50/session. Paid preregistration is required by 2/5, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Gift certificates available!

empowerment SETTING INTENTIONS FOR HEALTH; AN EXPERIENTIAL WORKSHOP: Saturday, February 10, 10:30 a.m. – 5 p.m. $100. Yoga Mountain Center, 79 Main St., Montpelier. Info, 802-479-1034 or email fredcheyette@earthlink.net. Presented by Fred Cheyette, M.A. Discover how it feels to be fully open to health. Create intentions around health that are in alignment with your entire being. Generate energy to empower your intentions.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Level II Watercolor: Still Life, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., March 8 – April 12 (6 weeks). Landscape in Pastels, Mondays, 6–8 p.m., February 5 – March 12 (6 weeks). Monoprint Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, February 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, March 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15 – 9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www. uvm.edu/mastergardener. This UVM Extension course covers the basics of Home Horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design, Vegetables, Lawns, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener. MAGICAL GARDEN CLASS OF 2007: Begins February 10 - October 20 (14 class meetings). Selected Saturdays, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. and Tuesdays, 5:30-8:30 p.m., plus equinox and solstice meetings. Awakening Sanctuary, Monkton. $400 on registration or $33 per class. Info, 802-453-6411 or visit www.earthhealinginstitute. com. Nine-month course based on the Perelandra Garden Workbook by Machaelle Small Wright. Learn how to work with nature intelligences to create gardens of balance, beauty, and vitality.

health FAMILY-TO-FAMILY CLASS: Do you know someone who struggles with depression, bipolar disorder or other mental illness? Would you like to understand more about their illness, and help them get into treatment? NAMI’s free 12-week Family-to-Family course is starting at the end of February. Info, contact NAMI-Vermont at 1-800-639-6480. Learn the latest facts about methods of treatment and the chances for recovery from mental illness, how to take care of yourself and meet other family members.

herbs HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: One Saturday a month, beginning in April through the growing season. $800 includes all materials, reference book and membership to United Plant Savers. Join Kelley Robie, of Horsetail Herbs, for an eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program held on her horse farm in Milton, VT. Info, call 893-0521. Preregistration required. We will be covering herbal therapies and nutritional support, with emphasis on the body systems. Learn handson instruction for home medicine making. Plant identification will take place in fields, forests, and wetlands. Eat wild foods and learn

about plant sustainability. Herbal healing is a rich part of our human history. Make this summer an empowering health journey for yourself! VSAC grant accepted. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Wisdom: February 3-4, February 24-25, and March 17-18. We are still accepting applications for Winter Wisdom - join the fun! Wisdom of the Herbs: Foundational Certification program, one weekend each month, April to November 2007. Develop relationship with local wild plants as edibles, medicinals and plant spirit beings; food as our first medicine and healthy life-style practices. Nature and Wholeness: Follow-up Certification program, one weekend a month, April to November 2007. Extended nature adventures, energy training, Shamanic journeying and study of core edibles and medicinals. VSAC grants available to qualifying applicants; please apply early. Info, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@ gmavt.net, or visit www.Wisdom OfTheHerbsSchool.com. Lincoln, VT, relocating early next summer to 20 minutes north of Montpelier.

kids CHILDREN’S CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Introduction to Working with Color (Ages 4-8), Saturdays, 9–10:30 a.m., March 3–17 (3 weeks). $40. Young Rembrandts After-School Drawing & Cartooning Classes, grades 16. Session II: Drawing, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., March 13 – April 17 (6 weeks). $66. Session III: Cartooning, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., May 8–29 (4 weeks). $45. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. FAMILY ART BREAK: Drop-in day classes. January 20 – February 24, Saturdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. $10/ session for unaccompanied child or parent and child. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or visit www. shelburneartcenter.org. Join us on Saturdays for art projects with clay that both kids and parents will enjoy. Each week we’ll serve up a new clay project such as using the slab roller and making coil pots. Drop in for an hour or stay for the whole time—a wonderful way to spend time together and expand your creativity whether you’re 5 or 50. Children age 6 and younger must bring a parent or other adult. Kids older than 6 may attend on their own.

language 123SPANISHNOW.COM: Hola! Bonjour! and Bom Dia! Spanish, French and Portuguese classes for adults and for kids! Beginner through advanced levels. Located in Waitsfield, Montpelier and Burlington. Eight weeks for $150. Info, visit www.123Spanishnow.com, email constanciag@123spanishnow.com, call 917-364-3123. Join Constancia and native speakers and learn the basic of these fascinating languages, from pronunciation, basic vocabulary and situations. If you always wanted to learn a language or refresh things that you already learned, these are the classes for you! Classes are fun in which the teachers share their love of their native language with everyone. Students will learn basics grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation in a fun and positive learning environment.

BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestand ley@yahoo.com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo. PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?: Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Taught by Yves Compere, French native, 802-4966669.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, February 6, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 - 11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www. iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth-generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. GREEN MOUNTAIN TAI JI QUAN: Thursdays, 7:30-9 p.m. Yoga Vermont. $15 per class, first one is free. Info, 802-453-2714 or email cloudhandy@yahoo.com. This is the Tai Ji of the Tung family, practice-based and feeling-guided. Designed to increase overall integrity and understanding. Come and learn to relax and focus the Chinese way with Yang-style form practice, qigong, and push hands. Beginners are always welcome.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-tolearn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ADVANCED CLASSES FOR MASSAGE THERAPISTS: Four-week classes begin Wednesday, February 21, 6-9 p.m. and run consecutively through Wednesday, May 9. Pain Mechanisms of the Lower Back Level 1, February 21 - March 14. Pain Mechanisms of the ShoulderLevel 1, March 21 - April 11. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck - Level 1, April 18. $225 per class (includes workbook). Class package discount: $600 register and pay for all three classes by February 21. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 802-658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts. com. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. Students will acquire advanced techniques and skills to greatly improve the effectiveness of their existing massage routines. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. HOT STONE MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Sunday, March 25, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $225 or take with the Spa Treatment Workshop for $425. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., So. Burlington. Info, 658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to incorporate hot stone massage into your practice, with specifics on equipment, supplies, stone selection and care. You will learn how to use the stones and perform a 90 minute hot stone massage routine. You will also learn variations in stone technique that will enable you to individualize your treatments according to your style and your clients’ needs. (Note: Stone sets are required but not pro-

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« massage vided for this workshop. Stone sets are available for purchase, please call 658-7715.) Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. INTRODUCTION TO DEEP TISSUE WORK: Saturday, February 3, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington. $75. Info, visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com or 6587715. This class is an excellent introduction to deep tissue work. Utilizing the soft fist, the forearm, and the elbow, learns to give a complete and rejuvenating full body massage. Prerequisite: Some form of massage training or experience. Touchstone Healing Art School of Massages is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. INTRODUCTION TO MASSAGE SCHOOL: Saturday, February 17 or April 14, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, 802658-7715 or visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com. This workshop is designed for those considering professional training at Touchstone Healing Arts. Get an overview of the career opportunities in the field of massage and bodywork. You will receive an orientation to the unique curriculum of Touchstone’s 650hour Massage Practitioner Training Program. Touchstone instructors will demonstrate some of the massage modalities that are taught in the program. You will sample effective hands-on techniques, optimal body mechanics and the quality of touch that help Touchstone graduates excel in the profession. INTRODUCTION TO THAI YOGA MASSAGE: With Kristin Borquist, Saturday, April 7, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., 2-5 p.m. $75. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, visit www.touchstonehealingarts.com or 658-7715. Explore Thai yoga Massage at this one-day introductory workshop taught by an Advanced Certified Practitioner. This ancient and sacred healing art is practiced clothed on a mat on the floor. Whether you are considering pursuing more extensive professional training or would like to bring a partner or friend to learn some simple and effective techniques, come and enjoy a day of profoundly relaxing and rejuvenating bodywork. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider. THE SPA TREATMENT WORKSHOP: Friday, March 23, 6-9 p.m. and Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., South

Burlington. $250 or take with Hot Stone Massage workshop for $425. Info, and for a list of required supplies, call 658-7715 or visit www. touchstonehealingarts.com. Learn how to perform wraps, scrubs and foot treatments with or without the availability of a shower. This hands-on workshop will cover the theory, concepts and procedures for body treatments that relax muscles in preparation for massage and enhance all the benefits of massage - including enhanced circulation and lymph flow. You will learn about different products and supplies to perform from the simplest to the most complex procedure. You will learn five specific treatments and their variations. Each student will receive and perform a therapeutic wrap and a scrub. Touchstone Healing Arts is approved by the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork (NCBTMB) as a continuing education Approved Provider.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802658-6795 or visit http://www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, February 3, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

metal/stained glass METAL AND STAINED GLASS CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Metal Arts, 9:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m., January 30 – March 20 (8 weeks). Chasing and Repousse, Thursdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., February 1 – March 22 (8 weeks). Stained Glass: OneDay Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

movement NIA, THE ECLECTIC EXPRESSIVE FITNESS FUSION MOVEMENT PROGRAM: Guest classes with Nia teacher-trainer Casey Bernstein. Saturday, February 10, 2-3:15 p.m. Chase Studio at the Flynn Center, Saturday, February 24, 11 a.m. 12:15 p.m. Sports & Fitness Edge, So. Burlington. Nia teacher training program May 5-11, Waitsfield. Advance registration all 3 classes for $36. $15/class. Info, visit www.nia-yoga.com, email Casey@ nia-yoga.com or call 518-4635145. Come experience the joy of movement found in Nia! All levels welcome.

EBIRD FOR EVERYONE BY AUDUBON VERMONT: February 15 and 22, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. CVU High School, Hinesburg. $25. Limit: 16. Info, call 802-482-7194 or email access@cvuhs.org. Join Bridget, Conservation Education Coordinator, and Audubon Vermont to learn how to use the online database for birdwatchers called eBird. This database allows birders to store their bird lists while assisting the scientists at Audubon Vermont, the Cornell Laboratory of Ornithology and the Vermont Institute of Natural Science. Learn to submit sightings online, create a database for places to birdwatch, explore data from around the state, create a monitoring routine for your backyard. Hands on computer use.

painting CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING WORKSHOP: Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. or Sunday, February 11, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. For adults at the Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield Village. Info, contact workshop facilitator Susan Green, 802-4263717 or email freedompainting@ moomail.net. The focus is on selfdiscovery through painting. Inexperienced through seasoned artists welcome. Learn to paint freely and intuitively in an atmosphere of nonjudgmental support.

performing arts COMEDY WORKSHOP: Burlington area. Class is free but money needed for theater/space. Info, email Bruce at bullyman1@aol.com and leave phone number. Now forming – actors, writers and directors in need of a weekly comedy workshop to exercise your craft through weekly skits. Limited group. FLYNNARTS ACTING & MUSICAL THEATER WORKSHOP FOR TEENS: “Act III: Curtain Up!”, February 10. Flynn Center. Info, visit www. flynncenter.org, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or 652-4548, ext. 4. Teens will learn skills in acting, movement, voice and song interpretation, as together they build a Broadway revue to be performed in FlynnSpace. Partial scholarships are available.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 after 600 hours of rigorous instruction and testing by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to

people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reiki REIKI: Please join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master Teacher, for a Reiki Clinic on the first Saturday of every month. Donations cheerfully accepted. Ray of Light, The Alternative Wellness Center, 34 Pleasant Street, Morrisville. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-730-4440. Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Reiki encourages health and balance of body, mind and spirit. Dates to add to your calendar: February 3, March 3, April 7 and May 5, 2-5 p.m. Sukhada will be Teaching Reiki from February ‘07.

religion BASIC JUDAISM CLASS: February 4, March 4, April 1, May 6, June 3. 12:30-2 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Free. Info, 802-8720544. Lost touch with your Jewish roots or just interested in learning about Judaism? Each topic will be an enlightening and thought-provoking look into Jewish thought and practice, given by Rabbi Raskin of Chabad Jewish Center of VT. February 4 Topic: “Chosen People: Chosen for What?”

sewing SEWING CLASSES AT THREADNEEDLE FABRICS: Various times. Threadneedle Fabrics. Info, 802876-2000 or visit www.threadneedlefabrics.com. Mother-Daughter Learn to Sew, age 8 and above, January 28 - February 11. Coat in a Day, February 3. Hems, February 21. Kid’s Vacation Learn to Sew, age 10 and above, February 27 - March 1. Beginning Dressmaking, March 1 - April 5.

snowkiting SNOWKITING: Lesson details: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. $95. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours. Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $85. Info, 951-2586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone - cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/ rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

spirit CROSSINGS - CARING FOR OUR OWN AT DEATH: February 3, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Lake Champlain Waldorf School. $100, $50 deposit. Info, 802-877-3484. Including a focus on green burial options. Workshop includes practicalities, rituals, state laws, expenses.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES 12-WEEK MANAGEMENT CLASSES: Healthy Lifestyles, LLC. $295. Info, 802-6586597 or visit www.healthylifestylesvt.com. Here you will find the structure, compassionate support, and weekly accountability that you have been seeking to help you develop, and remain committed to, a sensible and effective weight-management plan. Free 30-min. consultation.

well-being INNER PEACE AS A PATH TO PASSIONATE LIVING: Saturday, February 3, 10:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Copper Crane Studio, 179 Main St., Vergennes. $65. Info, 802-878-4507 or email rolvt@comcast.net. A Rhythms of Life four-part playshop. We explore centering, balance, connection following a thread through Yoga, Taijiquan (Silent Dance), Argentinean Tango, and Percussions. Enhance focus, creativity, problemsolving, community building.

wood COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, February 8, 6-9 p.m., February 30, 3-6 p.m., March 15, 6-9 p.m., April 11, 6-9 p.m., April 13, 6-9 p.m., May 1, 6-9 p.m., May 24, 6-9 p.m. Basic Woodworking II, February 5, 6-9 p.m., April 15, 3-6 p.m. Finishing Techniques, February 16, 3-6 p.m. Wood Pen Turning, March 31, 3-6 p.m., May 19, 3-6 p.m. Bowl Turning, February 9, 3-6 p.m., March 17, 3-6 p.m., May 5, 3-6 p.m. Router Class, February 23, 3-6 .m. The Art of Cutting Dovetails, March 3, 3-6 p.m., April 7, 3-6 p.m. Sharpening Hand Tools, April 21, 3-6 p.m. New classes: Building the Mill Creek Kayak, Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet Making. 382 Hercules Drive, Suite 5, Colchester. Call 802-655-4201 to sign up or stop by and take a tour. Web: http://mysite.verizon. net/stevensturgis/cww. WOOD CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Bowl Turning, Saturday/Sunday, March 10 and 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Handplanes in the Workshop, Saturday/Sunday, March 31 and April 1, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga A RETREAT FOR WOMEN: Yoga and pampering with Lisa Limoge. February 10, March 10, April 21 and May 13. Info, 802-324-7074, email lisalimoge@aol.com or visit www.lisalimoge.com. Join me for a great day rejuvenating yourself. Appropriate for people new to yoga and those with years of experience. Kripalu method, fabulous lunch, massage, hot steam cloths, chunky

salt exfoliation, deeply relaxing and lots of fun. BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 4825547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kids’, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira= steady; Sukham=comfort; Asanam= posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. “True asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.” BKS Iyengar. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, AnusaraInspired, Kripalu, Iyengar, and Ashtanga traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in prenatal, postnatal, fundamentals, restorative yoga, and yoga for 60+. $13 drop-in, $11 hour-long classes, $120 10-class card. Monday, 5:45 p.m. Vinyasa class is “pay what you can.” Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642 or visit www.evolutionvt.com. We are currently enrolling for the following six-week series: Yoga for a Healthy Neck and Shoulders, Yoga for Women Over 40, Yoga for Golfers, Yoga for a Healthy Back, and Ashtanga Fundamentals. Evolution offers a full baby/children’s yoga program from 2 months to 6 years. Sign up now for Valentine’s Day Bliss: Partner yoga sampling, chair massage for two, and chocolate tasting with Lake Champlain Chocolates! YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our new downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont. com. Six-week sessions for skiers and riders, Intro to Kripalu and Ashtanga, Kids Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga and Kung Fu and more start up in January. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins March 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Wedding dress White, strapless, size 4. Beautiful, very soft look. Never worn but not cursed! $600/OBO. Call Suzi at 318-0055. Wedding Dress New hand-made, one-shoulder style, princess skirt w/beaded lace appliques and hand beading on fitted bodice. Size 8/10. Call Betsey 802-363-6369. Leave message. $250/OBO.

Antiques/ Collectibles 1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3 speed, 6 cyl, never seen winter, very dependable, a must see! Asking $5500. Call 802-999-3262. One person Whirlpool tub Black w/brass fixtures. A nice addition to any bathroom. Please call 802-864-6783. Price is neg.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts 6pc MAKITA 18V COMBO KIT Drill, circular saw, blower, jig saw, sawsawl, flashlight and two batteries came w/the kit. I lost one but bought two new ones w/led lights for low light conditions. 209.88. Still have original reciepts w/purchase date. $700 value, asking $420. Call Alex, 802-338-0538. Countertop New Gas Ranges New 5-burner gas countertop, black on black GE and Jet-Air, $250/each. Used 5 burner stainless steel, $150. eloise@surf global.net, 802-864-3842. Crutches Wooden, for an adult. Comes w/pads. $10. 802-264-4878. New Stainless Steel S/B/S Kitchen Aid w/i on door, $1200 new. Maytag dishwasher, $250 new. Jet-Air gas range, $650, 1 year. 802-864-3842. NEW STAINLESS STEEL APP. New s/b/s Kitchen-Aid refrig w/i on door, asking $1200. New Maytag dishwasher, asking $250. 1 year old Jet-air gas range, asking $650. Mint condition. eloise@ surfglobal.net. PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA Approved medical vacuum pumps, Viagra, Testosterone, Cialis. Gain 1-3� permanently. Free brochures. 619-294-7777, http://www.drjo elkaplan.com. (AAN CAN) Reddy heater Hot Spot outdoor heater. 25 BTU. Only used one week. $75/OBO. 802-899-3441. Tapco Pro 19 Metal Brake Port-O-Bender 10’-6� brake. Used but like new condition. Also avail. sidewinder coil attachment, stand & cut off. $1500/OBO. 802-316-1786. Whirlpool one person tub Black w/brass fixtures. Price neg. Please call 802-864-6783.

Clothing/ Jewelry $9 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $9. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. Http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. (AAN CAN) 1 carat diamond engagement ring. $600/OBO. 802-598-8829.

Electronics Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Gateway Solo 1150 Laptop 800mHzCPU, 128 mbRAM, Windows ME. Good working condition. $175. Email creativedave1977@ yahoo.com for details. Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878. Uninterruptible Power Sup Commercial grade UPS that is rack mountable. APC SmartUPS 1400. No batteries. $75. 802-264-4878. Uninterruptible Power Sup Commercial grade. New batteries. Needs $0.25 connector. $50. 802-264-4878.

Entertainment/ Tickets Bumpersticker “IMPEACH the imBUSHcile� 3�x12� bumperstickers. Help spread the word. Buy them online at bumpahstickah. com. Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for Superbowl, birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Lollipop Entertainment Best adult parties. Birthdays, bachelor parties, strip-o-grams, private shows. 800-951-7385. New talent welcome. $500 bonus. Will train.

Free Stuff Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture Almost new, less than 1 year old. Queen-sized mattress and box spring w/frame. Excellent condition. $300/OBO. 802-598-8829. Bookcase - Wooden Robust, 3 shelves, 45x12x46. $60. Call 802-264-4878. cherry Bedroom set Lined drawers dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1550. Beth, 802-893-3666. Cherry wood entertainment Excellent condition. center. $200/OBO. 802-598-8829. ETHAN ALLEN TRIBECA SOFA Great condition. 79�x39�x38�. Loose pillow back. Double cushions. Off-white/red pinstripes. Pillows and cushions great shape. Little use. Paid $1200, $400 firm. Burlington, 802-598-0154.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Futon Solid wood w/brandnew mattress. All in box, never used. Cost $696, sell $275. 802-893-7296. Futon - Klik Klak Style Sand color, really cute, must see. Retails for $499. Still in box, never used. Sell only $255. Beth, 598-0316. Magnificent Mattress!!! Full size w/boxspring and frame. Excellent condition, used for less than one year. $250/OBO. Call Ashley, 802-310-7942. Perfect Couch and Bookcase Broyhill couch, pristine oak bookcase. Green floral. $1000 new. Great condition. $275. 7’ oak Ethan Allen bookcase, new $900, now $400. 646-784-0563. Pull Out Sofa Very comfortable sofa w/full-size pull-out bed. In excellent condition, about 2 years old. $50/OBO. Call Michael, 802-363-0792, or email at mill ermd82@comcast.net.

Tele and AT Skis Skis starting at $185, check out G3 and Karhu skis. Garmont tele and AT boots. G3, Hammerhead and Naxo Bindings. 802-496-2708. Toboggan Solid wood w/warm padding. $50. Call 802-863-9207. Ultimate Smith Machine by Fitness Gear. Incs. Olympic weight set, floor mat and other accessories. Purchased for $1500, selling for $950/OBO. 802-316-1786.

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Women’s Alpine Skis Women’s Salomon Siam Number 5 Alpine Skis. Brand new, perfect, never been used, no bindings. Height: 159. Please reply to 238-5340. Asking $200.

2007/The year you should finally learn to speak and read Finnish. Prof. educator will get you the basics quickly. Call for soita Erik Kaarla at 802-660-0699 or www.kaarla.com.

Yakima Bike Rack Yakima QTowers locking bike rack system for 4 bikes. Fits most cars, SUVs and vans. $425 new; sell for $250. 899-2436.

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Bird Cage w/accessories. Perfect for parakeet. $25/OBO. 802-899-3441.

Looking for Treadmill I need a free or cheap treadmill in good working condition to exercise my dog, willing to trade in dog sitting...I’ll pick up! 802-644-5646.

Ferret Cage Large multi-level ferret cage. Great clean condition. Interested call Elizabeth at 802-922-1186. Fish Tank, 30-gallon Hex! Great tank, great size, good condition. Incls. fish and everything you need, all the extras. $75 for everything! 802-233-7616. Free 20 yr. Draft Horse Doc is a sweet boy and will be free for a good home. 802-229-1038. Mice 2 female mice, one black and one tan. 9 months old. Comes w/cage and supplies. Free. Call Betsey, 802-363-6369. Leave message. Sunglow Corn Snake 5’ male. Comes w/40-gallon tank, travel tank plus all accessories. $200. paradisejm25@aol.com.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. Do you have extra land? I need roughly 1-2 acres of land for setting up greenhouse(s) and for growing perennials. Please respond by email: ericagl@aol. com. Stackable W/D If you have a stackable washer/dryer for sale please contact me at 434-4510. Can arrange to p/u. Thank you. Wanted Taillight 1988 Nova Looking for right rear taillight asy for my 1988 Chevy Nova. In good condition. Please call 878-5704.

Zebra finches for sale 3 male & 1 female, 8 wks old. Female is white. Weaned and flying. Asking $12/each. Good homes only. 9225038 or willowmoon3733@yahoo. com. Must go!

Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878. Eclipse Elliptical Trainer 1100HR/A. Heart rate monitor, electronic resistance, forward/reverse motion. Like new condition. $300/OBO. 802-316-1786. K2 180 skis and Salomon ski boots. Call for details, 802-863-9207. Men’s Hockey Skates Brand: Elite, type: leather, size: 9. Rarely used. $40. 264-4878. Ski Bag Holds a boot on each end. Airline approved. Call for details. 802-863-9207.

Mural Artist: Custom handpainted artwork done on all surfaces, interior and exterior. Wide range of subject matter. 802-496-2849. PHOTOGRAPHY-WEDDING/EVENT Wedding/Event Photography. VT and NY. Professional wedding, commercial and event photography. Contact Marcin, visit www. marcinkro.com, marcinkro@ hotmail.com, or call 802-3101384. Marcin Kro Photography.

Education Experienced male teacher English/French/ESL/German/Latin offers lessons in Milton home for English, non-English mother tongue individuals. $25/hour. 802-893-0398. Tutoring Services in writing, reading comprehension, articulation, oral language and/or communication skills by a certified speech/language pathologist w/20 years experience. Individual sessions: $40/hour. Resume and refs. avail. upon request. Burlington area. Terry Close, MS,CCC-SLP 802-598-0154. taclose@gmavt. net.

Financial/Legal $700-$800,000 Free Cash Grants-2007!, Personal bills, School, Business/Housing. Approx. $49 billion unclaimed 2005! Listings 1-800-592-0362 Ext. 235. (AAN CAN) ****$700-$800,000 Free cash grants!***2007!** Never repay! Personal/Medical Bills, School, New Business/Home etc., live operators! Avoid deadlines! Listings, call 1-800-270-1213 Ext. 232 (AAN CAN).

Sports Equipment BRANDNEW SNOWBOARD! Salomon Driver 155. Awesome board, still in package. $170/OBO! 802558-4440, email akaukas@uvm. edu.

Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

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CATS: FREE to great homes! Two neutered males, UTD vaccines, indoor/outdoor, go separately, w/supplies. Leroy: 5 years, black. J.J.: 3 years, gray, adores children. Healthy, clean, well-behaved. Evenings, 802-496-3495.

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Health/Wellness A Better Massage Trained in beautiful Big Sur California, Queen of the caress! Start New Year out with a spring in your step! Will travel. Jaqi, 310-6519. Amrita Massage and Shiatsu Theraputic, Swedish and deep tissue massage. Shiatsu applies gentle to deep stretching and pressure, relaxing and rejuvenating the whole body. 60 mins. $55, 90 mins, $65. www.amritamassage. com. Sierra-Maria, 802-862-4677.

Are you suffering from arthritis, shoulder, hip joint pain? Do you have high blood pressure? Are you a cancer survivor or cardiac patient? Would you like to reduce stress? Do you suffer from lack of sleep and low energy? Heal by using gentle movement and breathing methods with master trainer of the Silent Dance. Free consultation: Jean-Sylvain Negre, MA, DC, CTHRD - RHYTHMS OF LIFE (802) 878-4507 rolvt@comcast. net Buy one massage Get one 1/2 off for the whole month of February. Choose from 1 or 1 1/2-hour sessions for relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Gift certificates, weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802-658-4500. Couples Massage 60 or 90 mins. of relaxation in our office or in your home. Call Katie Powers, CMT for an appointment. 802-2334141. Gift certificates available. Danu Therapeutic Massage A peaceful setting. Be renewed and relaxed! Call Vicky, NCTMB for calming or therapeutic massage. Student discounts! At the Woolen Mill, Winooski. 802-999-0610. http://danu.abmp.com. Deep Connections Therapeutic massage for women: offering an integrative approach for deep relaxation and therapeutic results. Massage incls. aromatherapy, hydrotherapy and combined modalities personalized for each individual. Please call Amy to schedule an appointment at 373-0405. E.S. Massage Therapy Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue, add hot towels. CMT. 802-760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington. Gift certificates available. Elder Companion Are you looking for someone to help w/chores, running errands, and meals? Or just talking over a cup of coffee? Please call Amy, 644-2178. Feng Shui Vermont Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Interior redesign, color, renovations, space clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Consultant Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock @fengshuivermont. com, www.fengshuivermont.com. HEAL LONG-TERM ISSUES Discover how it feels to be fully open to life after healing your physical, emotional, financial, relationship or other issues. Fred Cheyette integrates NLP, psychotherapy, shamanism and other processes into a highly effective way of guiding people to the place they always dreamed about. 802-479-1034. How is your Metabolism? Take the guesswork out of weight loss and experience efficient and effective results. We use stateof-the-art technology to discover your unique resting metabolic rate. www.healthylifestylesvt. com or 658-6597. LYME DISEASE RETREAT February 15 - 18 healing retreat with Dr. Jeff Wulfman at Sky Meadow Retreat Center. For information: www.skymeadowretreat.com or contact Dr. Wulfman at jwulf man@pol.net. Make dreams come true Are you a healthy woman age 2132? Become an egg donor! Up to $8000 compensation. Call tollfree: 1-866-DREAM DONOR. www. dreamdonations.com.

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« health/wellness MASSAGE Deep tissue and Swedish CMT also offering foot reflexology, chakra balancing and herbal products. Downtown location. $25/$50 an hour, sliding scale. Healing Sessions for Women. 802-951-1698. Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same day appointments available. 862-2212. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Need to lose weight fast Are you really ready to take it off once and for all? Then this could be the program you’ve been searching for! Talk with Nutrition/Wellness Coach daily! Meet with personal trainer weekly! Limited space so act NOW. 802-363-3104. RELAXING HEAD, feet and lower back massage for athletes and men desiring to rid get of stress from mind and body. Scaled fees. Jay, 802-288-8188. Start 2007 off right! Find solutions to muscle tension, joint pain, and more at Emerge Massage Studio. At The Hood Plant, downtown Burlington. Hanna Howard, CMT: 802-999-1842. www.emerge massage.com. Vermont Healing Hands Masseuses that come to you. Swedish, deep tissue, sports massage. Masseuses wanted. Must have own table. 802-661-0079.

Home/Garden Attention Home Owners need something repaired or built? No job too small or too big. Carpentry, concrete, tile, plumbing, roofing, kitchens, bathrooms. Mike, 453-3457. 25 years experience. Insured, refs. BUIDLING FOR THE FUTURE? Better build w/AMVIC! Distributing, promoting and building ICF construction in Vermont since 1999. Vermont Insulated Concrete Forms, Waterbury, VT. 1866-VTFORMS. VTICF.COM. CLEANING SERVICE Residential. Weekly, bi-weekly, or one time only. 15 years experience, loads of references. Call Nancy at 802644-6635 and free up your days off!

House Cleaning House cleaning, reasonable rates. Call Nancy at 802-310-5472 for more information. Village Cleaners is a small residential cleaning company servicing the greater Burlington area. We are locally owned and staffed by people with the highest ethical standards. Please call for a free estimate: 802-578-6082.

Moving/Hauling Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

Biz Opps $125-$750+/day Extras, actors, models. No experience required. All looks needed! $2000+ in 2 weeks. Call now! For casting calls. 1-800-270-1807 ext. 528 (AAN CAN). $125-$750+/day Extras, actors, models. No experience required. All looks needed! $2000+ in 2 weeks. Call now! For casting calls. 1-800-270-1807 ext. 536 (AAN CAN). Processing $5000 WEEKLY! rebates from home! Weekly paychecks! No experience necessary! Start earning today. Register now! http://www.GreatMoneyJobs.com. (AAN CAN) 1000 envelopes = $5000 Receive $5 for every envelope stuffed with our sales material. Guaranteed! Free information: 24-hour recording 1-800-7857076. (AAN CAN) Accomplish More A need for cash? Do you have a compelling business or idea? Longtime resident and semi-retired sucessful business owner looking for new investment projects from $250K to $3 million. Send overview in strictest confidence to Shel burnevt@gmail.com. Burlington Grocery delivery service for sale. $3000. Call Patrick, 802-363-1582. Email grocery vermont@yahoo.com.

Diversity in the Alternative Press: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, established by papers like this one to promote diversity in the alternative press, seeks talented journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism. The eight-week program (June 17 August 12, 2007) aims to recruit talented candidates from diverse backgrounds and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3000 plus housing and travel allowances. For info and an application visit http://www. altjournalism.org http://www. altjournalism.org. You may also email us at altacademy@northwestern.edu. Applications must be postmarked by February 9, 2007. Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and employer. (AAN CAN) EARN $3500-$5000 WEEKLY! Data entry from home! Start earning immediately! Guaranteed paychecks! PT/FT positions available today! Register online now! http://www.BigPayJobs.com. Essex Jct. permitted day care for 59 children, 3000 sq. ft. building, gas heat, open large floor plan, playground, parking. For sale, rent. 802-878-2880. MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash for your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 to fill out simple surveys online. Start now! http://www.paidchoice.com. (AAN CAN) Media make-up artists earn up to $500/day for television, CD/ videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-3640665 www.MediaMakeupArtists. com (AAN CAN) Movie extras, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No exp. req., FT/PT All looks needed! 1800-799-6215. (AAN CAN) MYSTERY SHOPPERS Get paid to shop! Retail/Dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality/customer service. Earn up to $150 a day. Call 800766-7197. (AAN CAN). POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE Avg. pay $20/hour or $57K annually including Federal Benefits and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT. 1-800-584-1775 USWA Ref# P4401 (AAN CAN) RESTAURANT ON FIRST FLOOR in historic, built 1888, building on Main St. in Vermont village on Canadian border, only 13 miles to Jay Peak; a half-mile to border; only 60 mins. from Montreal. Restaurant is near fully equipped. Additional first floor space could also host a bakery and coffee shop; or take-out deli, pizza, sandwiches

to complement restaurant side. Owners flexible, looking to lease space, or for working partners w/ capital. More info: 802-848-3135.

1994 Jeep Cherokee Country 4WD, manual transmission. 6 Cylinder. Has rust but drives great. Minor repairs needed. Slow leak in back tire. $1000/OBO. 802-363-6041. 1995 jeep grand cherokee 4X4, CD, auto, white, runs good. Call Nathalie, 802-476-6311. 1995 Tacoma Tacoma 2.4L, 4-cyl., 5-speed manual, 2WD, campershell, AC, CD player. Brand new tires w/rear snows. 118 K. California truck. It’s immaculateno rust! Must see. $4000. Call 922-6782.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax Repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext.C107. (AAN CAN) ’85 Volvo! OBO Runs great w/ little external damage. Needs a muffler and tail light relay. I’m moving, no time for car projects. Call for info. 388-7531. ‘99 Ford F 150 In excellent shape. 5-speed, red and runs great. $6750/OBO. Please call Trevor at 343-4764. 05 Nissan Xterra S 4wd Reason for selling, moving back to the city. 8 K, V6, 4.0 liter, 6-speed manual, 4WD. Contact 646-3543182. $18,490. 1964 Chevy Biscayne Great condition, 3spd, 6 cyl, never seen winter, very dependable, asking $5500. Call 802-999-3262 1988 Audi 80 Power windows/ locks, sun roof, heated seats. Snow and all season tires. Runs and looks great. Always starts in cold, well cared for. $999/OBO. 802-999-2474. cadillac eldorado 1992 Green interior, brown leather interior. 150 K. Runs okay. Needs muffler and a tune up. Call Donald, 802-310-5217 or email DonaldEv ans123 @ hotmail .com. $750/firm. 1992 SAAB 900 5-speed, 2 door hatch, 188,740 miles. Blue exterior w/dark gray cloth interior, and light gray headliner. Good everyday runner. 802-233-1510, Brian. 1993 Buick Century 86 K original miles, excellent condition, 25 mpg around town, great snow and summer tires. $2000/OBO. 482 - 3086. 1994 Honda Accord 600 OBO 186 K, 4-door, sedan. Regular dealer maintenance & oil change. Needs crank shaft seal (dealer estimate $750). First real service for this car! Call 802-922-4851.

1995 VW Golf 139 K, sun roof, ds/ps airbags, new brakes, new tires, runs great, body needs some work. 31 mpg. $1700/OBO. Call 872-8837, leave message. 1996 Chevrolet Blazer LT Excellent condition, no rust, loaded, 4WD, 81 K, well maintained. $4250/OBO. 802-363-4497. 1997 Ford Ranger - $2750 XLT. V6 4.0 liter, auto, 2WD. $2750/OBO, $1250 below Kelley Blue Book, plus free snow tires. Awesome deal, great truck. 303-817-8539. 1997 Jeep Wrangler 6 cylinder engine, 114 K. Brush guard, all terrain tires, fog lights, CD player. Runs great and never been off road. $4500/OBO. 802-318-6183. 1999 Toyota 4-Runner SR5 Silver, manual, 4WD, power windows, locks, doors. AC, moon roof, CD player, towing pkg. All options, new timing belt, 135 K. Very well maintained. Asking $8300/OBO. Call 802-860-1585. 2000 Pontiac Sunfire 4-door, 5-speed, AC, handles well in snow; am/fm; only 90 K. Runs well, needs a little work. $2600. Call 434-3189. 2000-CHEVROLET BLAZER 4X4 Fully loaded incl. LT package, power windows, locks, seat and moon roof. CD/cass. 2nd owner. Pristine condition. Kelly Blue Book $8765. Asking $7500. 802-655-1881. 2001 Saturn 56 K 3 door coupe w/56 K, 1 owner, silver, very well maintained, runs great. Snow tires, tow package w/bike rack, CD, AC, 5-speed manual. 802-338-6601. 2003 VW Jetta GLS TDI 35 K, leather, moon roof, manual. One owner. Great service records. 50 mpg, reduce your fossil fuel footprint. www.fruitlands.net/tdi Vermont TDI Imports. 2004 Volvo s60 R This AWD, sixspeed manual transmission, 300 hp car is fully loaded w/brand new snow tires. Car came from Florida last fall in pristine condition! 802-922-5079.

2005 Golf GLS TDI Turbo diesel. 45+mpg. Virginia car. Tiptronic, Monsoon, moon roof. Black/ gray. One adult owner. Perfect maintenance/records. All keys. Title held. www.fruitlands.net vwtdi@fruitlands.net. Absolutely showroom. 2005 Honda Civic Value package sedan, 27 K, rally red, AT, AC, side air bags, extra rims/tires, $13,700. 899-4708. 2005 VW Passat GL TDI Turbo diesel, 35-42 mpg. 30,700 miles. Tiptronic, ESP, moon roof, heated seats. One owner, superb care. New tires. Vermont TDI Imports www.fruitlands.net, vwtdi@ fruitlands.net. 2005.5 VW Jetta TDI diesel 20,500 miles, manual moon roof, Monsoon, ESP, heated seats, dual climate controls, auto dimming mirrors, leatherette, six CD changer, TXT 505.01 oil changes. Vermont TDI Imports, www.fruit lands.net/tdi, vwtdi@fruitlands. net. 9 PASSENGER S/W 140K 91 Olds custom cruiser, 9 passenger, mostly new parts. Have driven 30 K last year. 22mpg. Have ALS can’t drive. 802-863-1757. $1500/OBO. 94 Ford Explorer Limited Explorer 4x4, 4-door. Runs good, looks good. Transmission shifts late possibly a shift senser. Needs exhaust. Parts under $100. $800 or trade? 802-380-0496. FORD ESCAPE FR SEAT COVERS Front, grey w/Ford insignia. $25/ the pair. Call 802-655-1881. HYBRID - Honda Civic 2005 4-door, manual trans., 26 K, great mpg, excellent condition. Gray metallic. $17,500/OBO. 802-279-7400. Monti Carlo 1977 V8, auto, black w/red interior, rust free, 26 K. $8100. You will like my smooth ride and sexy body. Please call 802-864-5230. myers plow Must sell! 6 1/2’. In excellent working condition. $1000. Call 922-6782. Subaru Legacy Rims (4) 185/70/14, aluminum rims, great shape, $75. takes them. Ask for Tiger, 578-5018 or 859-3086. Subaru Legacy Wagon 1995 178 K. Manual, AWD. Runs well but needs work. $750/OBO. Call 899-2436. VOLVO 240 Wagon 1993 190 K, runs well, new exhaust parts, needs some minor repairs but registered, inspected and driving. Call 802-863-9244. Volvo AWD V70 Turbo Wagon 1998, great condition. Call 954732-0333.

for sale by owner SHELBURNE VILLAGE Townhome, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. New windows, siding, roof, range. Gas stove, deck, large backyard. Crown molding throughout. Carpet, laminate wood and marble floors. Private carport w/storage. $188,000. 802-985-1159

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WILLISTON Condo, 87 Seth Circle. Was model unit. $195,000. 802-879-3487. 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 1 car garage, new roof, near bike path, school, custom curtains.

Open house Saturday, February 3, 1-3 p.m., otherwise call for appt. Fairfax, 1800 sq. ft., 3-bedroom, 3-bath, ranch style townhouse w/2 car garage, cathedral ceilings, fireplace, porches, tile, hdwd floors, partially finished basement. MLS# 2613608. Call 802-881-8544.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Wheelchair-accessible van 1999 Ford E-250. Triton V8. Excellent condition. Loaded. 60 K. Modifications include lowered floor, Braun lift, EZ lock. $19,500/ OBO. 802-864-7870.

Disc Jockey and Classical guitarist. Experience and elegance for your wedding and reception. Hann Hill, 802-922-6425.

XTERRA PET/CARGO DiVIDER Nissan metal pet/cargo divider. Paid $200, asking $75. Call 802-655-1881.

Guitarist/Vocalist Wanted Prof., working function band is seeking experienced guitarist/ vocalist to join established rock/ dance band. Please contact Brian at 802-309-1010.

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Jazz guitarist or pianist I need a good jazz guitar or piano player for a duo gig in the Adirondacks. 518576-4512, billstok@kvvi.net.

2003-HARLEY 100TH. DEUCE Anniversary Edition Deuce-FXSTDI. 1 owner w/only 1384 miles... Fuel injection, black and silver. 1 of a kind. Asking only $16,500. 802-655-1881. 90’ Suzuki GSX 600F Katana Public auction. Starting bid $780. Place: ICCE, 180 Flynn Ave, Burlington. Saturday, 2/3. 12 p.m. Contact John for details/directions at 802-355-0562. Two Vintage Garelli Mopeds All original 1986 and ready to refurbish for spring riding. Incls. shop manual. Asking $300 for both. Call Gretchen 802-765-4184, evenings before 9 p.m.

Recreational Vehicles Kawasaki Mojave 250cc Many new parts, runs super fast and fun. 5-speed w/clutch, 4 stroke engine. Books for $1100, selling for $600. Please call 802-878-5704.

Wanted Lead Vocals/Bass For rock band. Classic/modern: Van Halen, Hendrix, Allmans, Sabbath, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, STP and Pearl Jam. Call Artie, 865-4316. LOOKING FOR A RECORD DEAL? Post your music and videos for free at: http://www.ShowcaseYourMu sic.com. The #1 A&R resource system worldwide!! (AAN CAN) Need a PRO drummer??? I have 3 decades + of experience in concerts, clubs, weddings, recording, production. If you’re above average musically, want to form a WORKING BAND, call Glenn, 802-563-4401. Wanted: Rock drummer, creative, for “all originals” band. 40+ YO preferred. No ‘bar band’ aspirations, vocals a +. We provide the dreams. Ron, 802-893-7457, Jim, 863-2072, Rich, 863-0237.

For Sale acoustic electric bass Excellent black Ibanez AEB w/nice intonation. Incls. factory hard case. $300/firm. 877-6624. Ibanez RG350DX & Case $430 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar w/Ibanez hardshell-case. Mint. Shark-tooth inlays, wizard/ II neck, Floyd-Rose, sounds great, no fret buzzing. $430 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (after 6 p.m.). Jeff Field “Used Guitar Hero”. Noble prices from a noble guy. 802-775-8078.

Bands/ Musicians ‘80s Cover Band Forming! Drums, keys and female leads needed for startup project. Easy, fun music w/a twist. Experience and organized leader. 578-5160 or blondellewilliamson@yahoo. com. Bass Player Looking for band preferably blues, folk, classic country, rockabilly, western swing or older rock. 802-877-3893.

Mandolin For Sale! Year-old MidMissouri Mandolin, M-8 model. Excellent condition, American-made. Sitka spruce top, walnut back and sides, rosewood fret board, bridge. Very sweet sound. $275/OBO. emilyhilliard@gmail.com. Vermont-made guitar Fifties Les Paul-style w/top-quality hardware. Vermont figured maple, black cherry and black walnut. Real fifties humbucking sound. Excellent condition incls. hard case. $500. 877-6624. W. African Djembe Drum This drum has barely been used. New head, good rope, great sound. Contact Ryan to try it out! $190. 802-399-9345, or email ryankul howvick@myway.com.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable and accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, kids lessons, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. References, home visits offered! Andy Greene, (802) 658-2462; guitboy75@hotmail. com. www.andysmountainmusic. com Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, kids lessons and “Bluegrass 101” workshops in February. References, home visits offered! Andy Greene, (802) 658-2462; guitboy75@hotmail. com. www.andysmountainmusic. com.

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DRUM LESSONS Energetic, professional drummer seeks students of all abilities for drum lessons. About me: 27 yrs. old, 19 yrs. playing experience, Bachelor’s Degree in Jazz/Commercial Music, extensive touring experience in US and Europe. A real working drummer offering a customized curriculum, competitive rates and real results! I’ll even come to you, so can learn on your own drums. Refs. avail. Contact steve@stevehadeka.com or call anytime 802-658-6205.

FEMALE MODELS WANTED for art and fashion projects in Burlington. Excellent opportunity for beginners, free portfolio. Call Dave at 373-1912, email - dave@ daverussell.org, Website - http:// www.daverussell.org

Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Rick Belford 864-7195, www.rick belford.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Guitar Instruction Guitar lessons structured to your personal goals! Learn what YOU want to learn. Call Dave Diamond (Grippo Funk Band) at 802-734-2032 for schedule and rates.

Studio/ Rehearsal Diamond Studio Recordings Record and produce your own material! We specialize in bands/solo perfomers as well as audio AND video podcasts. Call Dave at 802734-2032 for rate information.

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Adult entertainment Producer looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-862-1377.

Call to Artists ART WANTED Vermont Decorative Arts establishment is now taking jury of New work for consignment showing. Mediums incl., paintings, sculpture, metalwork and statuary. Please contact 802-496-9180. Freelance Photographer Professional needed for occasional assignments in the Middlebury/ Southern Vermont area. Please email samples of work/link to online portfolio to diane@seven daysvt.com

Creative Space Space 4 Web Graphic Designer Bear Code seeks Web Graphic Designer to share Montpelier space. Shared equipment: fax, Internet, color laser printer, conference area. Open floorplan, comfortable space. Call 802-225-1331.

ACT 250 MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On January 19, 2007, John Larkin and Cupola Golf Course, Inc., filed application #4C1138-1A for a project generally described as: revise Building “D” footprint from 124’ x 64’ to 132’ x 69’; revise parking locations (same number, different locations); relocate front/entry sidewalk; relocate dumpster, increase height of building 8-feet to 64-feet above preconstruction grade and revise the Landscape Plan. The project is located on Quarry Hill Road off Spear Street in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51- Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before February 13, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by February 13, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c) (5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont this 24th day of January 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On January 22, 2007, the Town of Colchester and the Colchester School District, filed application #4C1006-2 for a project generally described as: the construction of a 7,696 sf expansion of the existing Town Garage, demolition of a 1,580 sf. salt shed, construction of new 864 sf. salt shed, replacement of the wastewater disposal system and construction on a new 20’ x 30’ steel storage building. The project is located of Blakely Road in the Town of Colchester, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before February 13, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to and accommodation, please notify us by February 13, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 24 day of January 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, February 20, 2007 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following:

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« legals 1. Preliminary plat application #SD-07-09 of Cupola Golf Course, Inc., to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of three (3) 32 unit multi-family dwellings. The amendment consists of developing QHC lot #1 (4.53 acres) with: 1) two (2) 32 unit multi-family dwellings, 2) a 40 unit congregate care housing facility, and 3) the existing indoor and outdoor recreational facility to be converted to a community building for the complex residents in the future, Quarry Hill Road. 2. Final plat application #SD-0711 of McDonald’s Corporation for re-approval for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) tearing down an existing 3,481 sq. ft. short-order restaurant, and 2) constructing a 3,480 sq. ft. shortorder restaurant in its place, 1205 Williston Road. 3. Conditional use application #CU-07-01 of Catamount/Middlebury, LLC for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is for permission to designate 30 parking spaces as a commercial parking use, 68 Nesti Drive. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. January 31, 2007

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds.html. DEPRESSION: New support group for discussion, sharing insights, etc., for people living with depression. Meets every Thursday, 5:30 - 6:30 p.m., Winooski Methodist Church. Contact John, 802-3240576. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345.

CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM. New members welcome. Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-2234744. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 864-0538x226 for details. SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP: Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Celeste Ames at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, 802-365-3450 ext. 354 or email shynomoreprogram@yahoo.com. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 732-718-2613. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking, best-selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. AL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@ rainwatercenter.com or visit website www.rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276.

Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:00 – 7:30 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. Burlington. The meeting will be in the Susan B. Anthony Room, which is on the second floor at the back end of the building. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., PsychologistMaster, 802-223-4111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.cvana.org. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick.

Burl: Charming 3BR duplex Sunny, spacious, lake view, lower hill section. Walk downtown. Gracious one-level duplex w/lots of character: fireplace, French doors, hdwd floors, 9’ ceilings, big front porch. Kitchen has brand new D/ W, range/oven, floor and countertops; Mucho storage, W/D, 1 garage space + 1 other offstreet. Big yard, newly insulated. NS. Ready 2/01, possibly sooner. $1795/mo. + utils. 578-4806.

For Sale Ashbrook - S. Burlington Awesome views! City’s Edge Duplex - Below appraisal! Charming duplex, very affordable as owner occupied! Two (2) bedroom units, parking, new roof, flooring, so many updates! www.65maple.com or email seller@65maple.com for more info. Fairfax Eastfield Elmwood Homes - St. Albans Essex Junction, condo Convenient location, walking distance to Land Air and Sports and Fitness Edge! 2-bedroom condo all on one level, 1 carport, laundry. $120,000. Call Rich at 373-7527.

BURL: All Utils & Free Rent Split level 2-bedroom, bright, clean and safe. One block to hospital, UVM, Waterman. W/D, D/W. All utils. incl. Sec./ref. req. $1390/mo. 658-0119, apt@vt18. com. unbelIevable

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and yard, nice kitchen, full bath. $1150/mo. incls. heat, hot water, parking, laundry and kayak storage, 658-8056. studio404@adel phia.net Burlington Three apartments avail. Studio, 2 1-bedroom units. Nice buildings, close to downtown, no smoking. Studio $565/ mo., small 1-bedroom, $652, large one bedroom $750. Off-street parking. me@katherinekrebs.com 2-bedroom, 1st Burlington floor, hdwd, W/D hook ups, yard, parking. $850/mo. +. Winooski, 2bedroom, parking, laundry, storage. $825/mo. +. 802-238-0064. Burlington All shapes, all sizes. Great locations, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. Burlington Old North End, first floor, four rooms, 1 or 2-bedrooms, hdwd, gas heat, porch, parking, cellar. NS. Quiet. Avail. 2/01. Lease. $800/mo. + utils. 862-3719.

BURLINGTON Downtown; large 1-bed w/views above Manhattan Pizza, $750/mo. +. Downtown modern triplex, 2-bedroom, 2.5bath condo, $1400/mo. +. Monroe St., 2-bed w/pkg., $875/mo. +, Western MA Home For Sale now! New N. End 2-bed condos w/ Tri-level contemporary, Cumming1x1c-mapletreemort121306.indd 1 12/6/06 5:01:36 PM new carpet, $950/$1050/ Burlington 204 South Union, brand ton; mountain views, hardwood mo. +. WINOOSKI/Colchester, 1-bedroom luxury condo. $1300/ floors, Master bath/bedroom+ ex1 and 2 beds w/yard, $775/mo. mo. or lease to purchase option. tra bedroom, 2.5 baths, 2+ acres, +. All avail. now! No dogs. Year studio. extra 5+ acres + house, AC, central vac, laundry, granite lease, dep. 860-4641. counters, parking. 879-4369. $415,000. dorothyb@crocker. BURLINGTON - HOME AWAY from com, 413-586-6096. Burlington 2-bedroom avail. home. $40-$50/night for month now. Second floor. Lots of light, or more “Extended Stays” w/eximmaculate condition. NS/pets. 185 North Willard St. $1250/mo. ceptional amenities/views/furnishings at 1317 Spear St. www. 802-658-0621. rickhubbard.org/ExtendedStays BURLINGTON Great 2-bedroom or 802-864-3330. WHY RENT WHEN YOU CAN OWN Riverwatch townhouse avail. Burlington 1 bedroom Clean, Stop by our Home Buyers Infoma- NOW. Mins. from FAHC & UVM. 1- heat incl., off-street parking, bath, W/D, balcony and swimming tional on Thursday, February 8th, coin laundry on site, great locapool in summer. Rent incls. heat. 4:30-6p.m., Windjammer Restion to downtown, hospital, UVM. taurant in So. Burlington. Learn $1250/mo. 802-578-3039. Plowing incl. Dead-end street. about your credit score, search for Burlington Great 6-7 bed- Avail. 6/01. $825/mo. Please call a home and speak one on one with room houses avail. Greene St., 655-6371. Real Estate Professionals and loan East Ave. Avail. 6/01. Call Terry, Burlington 2 Bedroom Walofficers. Food, drinks and prizes, 617-242-9335. nut St. 1st floor apt., gas heat, too. Make 2007 the year you STOP Burlington Old North End, 3- off-street parking, avail 3/01. No renting. Call 658-5555 x 2179 for bedroom, first floor. Hdwd, porch, dogs. $825/mo. + dep. + utils. more info and to register. Brought parking. New gas heat. Avail. now. Call 802-862-8086. to you by CENTURY 21 Jack Asso$1100/mo. +. 802-893-0000. ciates and Suburban Energy. Burlington 3 & 5 Loomis St BURLINGTON Large 3-bedroom. 3-and 5-bedroom Loomis St. apt. 1 Bedroom Apartment PleasLiving room, dining room, full Parking, close to universities, ant. Large kitchen, W/D, living basement, porches, parking. 1/2 $1800 & $3000/mo., utils. incl. room, wood floors, bathroom, 3acre in quiet location. $1500/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802-355-5811. season porch and great storage. Avail. 2/01. 862-9182. $865/mo. Avail. 2/01. NS/pets. Burlington 3BR 1BA $1350 Burlington Unfurnished apt., Quiet neighborhood. Large yard. Winter parking only. Call 80255 Buell, downtown Burlington, $1350/mo. + utils. Lease plus 658-6902 for appointment. 3/F, single room w/spacious liv- first & sec. Refs. and credit 2 Bedroom Plus, Burlington ing room, BR and kitchen, gas/ check. Avail. immed. For appointPoplar St. $1200/mo. Approx. heat/trash incl., coin operated ment email mamarks@aol.com or 1000 sq. ft. Downstairs 2-bedW/D, NS/pets, off-street parking. 802-288-9702. room unit in duplex w/office, new Avail. 2/01. $600/mo. 518-253kitchen, 3 skylights and hardwood 5747, 6-9 p.m. (weekdays), any- Burlington 4 Bed Greene St floors throughout. Garage, private 4-bedroom Greene St. apt. Parktime weekends. driveway and backyard. W/D and ing, close to universities and Extraordinary downtown. $2000/mo. Burlington DW. Avail. 3/01. 802-865-3769. Avail. rental! 128 Country Club Rd. East, 6/01. 802-355-5811. Avail 3/1 Burl. 2 bdrm TownSouth Burlington. Modern single house, www.LittleEagleBay.com. Burlington South End Small family house /4-bedroom, 2-bath. Private, beach, laundry. 3 units, 2-bedroom apt., hdwd, large yard Quick access off of Exit 15. 2100 $860 & $875/mo. 658-3053. sq. ft. of living space. Two living and driveway. Close to lake. No dogs. $950/mo. 453-3394. BOLTON Slopeside Studio areas in a split-level fashion. New $700/mo. Semi-furnished, 350 carpet. Big lawn w/deck. W/D, Burlington South End House ft. slopeslide studio w/deck. All Charming restored 3-bedroom, D/W. Garage parking plus room utils. incl. Galley kitchen, W/D, for 6 cars in driveway. $2400/mo. 2.5-bath, avail. 2/01. Island kitch14 TV channels/wireless network. Rent incls. water, sewer, rubbish en, D/W, walk-in pantry, laundry. NS/pets. First/last/dep. Call Home office. Off-street parking, removal. Call Parkside Properties: 233-1466. 1-888-717-7275 or vist our web- porches, gas heat. $1500/mo. NS. Dogs/pets considered. 802-318Bolton Valley Efficiency. Incl. site www.parksidevt.com. local phone/heat. $595/mo. Year Burlington Church St. 1-bed- 1344. bill@infillgroup.com. lease. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or room, second floor apt. $650/ Burlington, Clean One-Bed. 203-520-9800. W/small porch. Near FAHC. Free mo. Parking incl. Heat not incl. Sorry, no pets. Avail. 2/01. laundry, off-street parking. No 1-bedroom Bristol Village dogs. 233-1207. $750/mo. heat 802-318-8242. apt., gas heat, NS/pets. Offincl. Avail. now. 802-233-1207. street parking, basement storage, Burlington 3 rooms, 1-bedincls. water, sewer, snow removal. Burlington, Shelburne St room, gas heat, no pets, $675/ $650/mo. + utils. Avail now. Call mo. +. Church St., 4 rooms, 2-bed- Avail. now. 1-bedroom. $595/mo. 802-453-5841. 1st floor. Parking. No dogs. Nevroom, $900/mo. incls. heat + hot ille Companies, Inc. 802-660water. No pets. 802-878-6691. 3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco. Burlington 2-bedroom, quiet, com/residence. dead-end South End st. Gas heat, Burling./Colchester border 3-bedroom home. Large yard, completely renovated, w/a garage. W/D hookups. $1175/mo. + utils. Immaculate. Call 598-9877. A must see.

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hot water, deck, yard. W/D in buidling. NS. $830/mo. Horst, 802-660-8313.

1-bedroom apt. Burlington Avail. 3/01. Large, beautiful natural woodwork and hardwood floor in living room, private porch

Burlington-Sunny 1 Br. Sunny 1-bedroom Old North End apt., walk to downtown! Recently remodeled. 1 year lease - refs. and sec. dep. req. Pets neg. No offstreet parking. $750/mo. + utils. 802-598-1444.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Burlington: Renovated 3-bedroom Victorian apt. Hdwd. Very clean. Avail. immed. $1200/mo. + utils. Convenient to downtown. Call David, 802-425-2754. Burlington: 2 Bedroom Hdwd, yard, basement, parking, W/D, no pets, NS. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/05. 578-2941. Burlington: Lots of Space Bright St. Professionally cleaned 4-bedroom, 1-bath, bright, 1000 SF, front porch, parking, updated 5/06 w/new carpeting, kitchen, bath. Pets neg. $1350/mo. 802846-9568; www.HickokandBoard man.com. Colchester 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo in beautiful condition. Hdwd, new kitchen. Close to walking trails, interstate. Overlooks pool. Pet OK. $1200/mo. 802-985-1550. Colchester House Mallets Bay, w/lakeviews, 4/5 bedrooms, 2bath, $1500/mo. UPAY util. Williston; immaculate private residence, never been rented, 3-bed, 2-bath, full basement, $1400 /mo. +. Refs., sec dep. NS/dogs. 1 year lease. Avail. 2/01. 860-4641. Essex 1 Bdrm Avail Now Great 1-bedroom apt. avail. immed. $650/mo. On site parking and laundry facilities. Please contact Ed Mancuso Jr. for details, 802-878-5865. Ferrisburgh Sunny 2-bedroom 2005 modular home, 900 sq. ft. Energy eff. kerosene monitor furnace. Located on 10 acres w/panoramic Adirondack mtn. views. $950/mo. + utils. Mark, 802-425-3737. Huge Room $550/mo. utils. incl., great location, walk to UVM and downtown. At 57 S. Williams St. behind Chabad House. Free on-site parking! Avail. 2/01. mikasa619@hotmail.com. Incredible Views! 2-bed, 2bath South Hero home w/amazing lake and VT mountain views. 1500 + sq. ft. Open floor plan, maple floors, wool Berber carpet, granite counters, fireplace, woodstove, jet-tub, screened porch, acre fenced yard, storage shed, flower gardens. Easy 20 min. commute to Burlington. Dogs welcome. Avail. 3/01. $1600/mo. 802-372-6154. Jeffersonville Pretty 1-bedroom apt. in a new home. Walk to Smuggs! Incls. utils. and TV. No smoking please. $850/mo. Please call 644-8784. LakeShore Colchester 3-bedroom house, 2-bath, lakeshore, beach, dock, mooring, two kitchens, gas heat, gas fireplace, one-car garage, great view, large windows, porches, pets maybe, plowing included, large yard. Avail. 3/01. $2300. Please call 655-6371. Lincoln home 3-bedroom, full bath, W/D, D/W. Located near village along stream. $1000/mo. + utils. Ref., sorry no animals. 802-453-3356. morrisville village Sunny, 2bedroom, upstairs apt. Newly renovated. Convenient to shopping, schools and hospital. Perfect for couple. NS. $700/mo. incls. heat. Avail. now. 802-363-1447 or 802-899-1004. North Hero Beach house, year round, 3-bedroom, 2 3/4-bath. Direct lake frontage w/docks/ moorings. Gas and radiant heat. Jacuzzi in masterbath. Furnished. Price neg. Avail. 2/01. 802-899-3065. Rare find--great price Stylishly restored 3Br, 1Ba, lower hill section apartment. Lots of light and windows, hardwood floors, granite countertops in kitchen, w/d, 2 offstreet parking spaces which include one garage space. This is a gorgeous rental in a prime location. Call Laura at 802-899-4638.

Richmond House - March 1 Beautiful 3-bed, 2-bath home. 5 min. to 89, open floor plan (kitchen/living room), hdwd, finished basement, creek, gardens, woods & great light. $1590/mo. W/D, plowing incl. 802-434-4510. Three-Bedroom Richmond: Beautifully renovated, 1.5-bath, wood floors, SS appliances, DW, W/D, garden space, parking, in village, 5 mins. to interstate. No smoking. Avail 3/01. $1300/mo. +. 434-4993.

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Room for Rent Room available in large apt. near UVM Green, hospital, and downtown. $600/mo. + electricity, gas for stove. Heat, water, parking & trash removal incl. 646-318-1497.

TWO BRAND NEW single family homes in St. Albans City. 3 bedrooms and a study, 2-bath Capes with a full partiallyfinished basement. Approx. 2,700 total sq. feet. The site is a 1/3 acre lot in the heart of St. Albans with easy access to both Route 7 and I-89. Heat is efficient gas-fired hot water. All appliances included. Open House: By appt. only. Call Susie at 802-527-2892

So. Burl: Mint Condition Lancaster Condo: Built 2005, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, 1174 SF, W/D, walk-in closet, hardwood, balcony. Includes heat, AC, etc! Pets neg. $1400/mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com

Purchase Price: $240,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers: $50,000 Mortgage Amount: $190,000

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South Burlington 2-bedroom condo. Avail. 2/01. Onsite W/D, 2 parking spots, pool, near UVM, patio. $975/mo. + dep. + utils. 802-343-5504.

Buynowandchooseyourownfinishingtouches!Beautifulcondominiums are currently under construction at a great location in Fairfax. Each condo features approximately 1,500 square feet of living space with 2 bedroomsplusden,2.5baths,garage, and full basement. Details are subject to change, stay tuned! Open House: Feb 3 & Feb 10 from 1-2pm

$1000/ South Burlington mo. 2-bedroom condo. Very nice, clean and bright. Close to everything! Recent upgrades. Parking for two cars. W/D. Cats OK. Sec. dep., credit/ref. check. Please call 651-9000 or email acadmus@ vtelderlaw.com for more info.

Purchase Price $210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $49,300 Mortgage Amount: $160,700

SO.BURLINGTON ASHBROOK CONDO

This Is A Must See: Approx. 1,016 square ft., 2-bed, 2-bath, 3-level condo. Features include two back decks and a large finished basement that can be used as a 3rd bedroom. All appliances are included in the sale. Save money on winter heating costs with efficient gas heat. Convenient location close to I-89, schools, parks and shopping.

South Burlington Farrell St, newly constructed 2-bedroom condo, 2-bath, underground parking, fitness room, W/D, heat included, secure access, no pets, storage unit, close to interstate, $1400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

Purchase Price: $ 190,000 Grant for income eligible buyers: $37,980 Mortgage Amount: $151,920

TOWN HOUSE 2/3 bedroom, gas heat, W/D, D/W, garage, fenced yard. Dogs OK, parking for 3 cars, 5-10 min. From Burlington/I-89/ Colchester/Essex. $1200/mo. +. 802-578-1867.

CITY’S EDGE CONDO

Beautiful 3rd floor 2-bed, 2-bath, one level condo with approx. 1,141 sq. ft. of living space is now available in Burlington. This condo is located in a secure new building with low association dues that include heat. Features include parking in an underground garage and an elevator. Enjoy the convenience of living on the bus line and close to schools, parks, and shopping centers. Pets are welcome!.

Bedroom Townhome Two Beautifully remodeled 2-bedroom townhome in Essex Center. 2.5bath, finished basement, master bedroom suite, attached garage. New carpeting and hdwd. Eat-in kitchen. $1485/mo. Call Joyce, 802-288-9828.

Purchase Price: $195,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers: $51,100 Mortgage Amount: $143,900

BURLINGTON REDROCKS CONDO

Underhill 3 bedroom Duplex 2-bath, W/D hookup. Quiet setting. Avail. now. $1200/mo. incls. heat. 802-899-2304.

Second floor condo with a very open floor plan. Home includes back deck and oversized garage which can fit lots of stuff! Save money on your heating costs with the 4-star energy rating with natural gas heat and hot water. Recent upgrades include new windows and wood laminate flooring. Convenient location close to I-89, downtown Burlington and the lake. Available Now: Approx. 1,300 sq. ft., 3-bed, 2-bath,

Various Burlington apts Burlington: Very nice 1, 2 and 3bedroom apts., various locations, prices, available dates (3/1 - 6/1). Visit www.keys2burlington.com or call Frank at 802-652-4800.

Purchase Price: $ 200,000 grant for income eligible buyers:$53,670 Mortgage Amount: $146,330

Vergennes Medium 2-bedroom large, enclosed porch, parking, heat and hot water incl. $800/ mo. No dogs. Call only 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. 802-349-9549.

ESSEX — SINGLE FAMILY HOME

Beautifully upgraded 3-bed, 2-bath home with 1,720 sq. ft. of living space and a large partially finished basement. Features include 2 back patios, fire pit, shed, and a spacious back yard. Many recent upgrades include hardwood and tile flooring, a new furnace, and a gorgeous new bathroom. Located in one of Vermont’s top school districts, this home is a MUST see! Open House: 2/1/07 4-5pm & 2/6/07 1-2pm

Weekly rooms for rent Great and reasonable, $175/week. Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291 or IvanLand@ aol.com. Westford Large, newly renovated 4-bedroom barnhouse. Lots of light, gorgeous view, W/D, D/ W, spacious living rm, good size bedrooms. Beautiful rural area w/an easy commute to Montpelier, Stowe, Burlington, Johnson. $1500/mo. incls. parking, water/ sewer, rubbish removal, snow removal. 802-522-3826. WHY RENT WHEN YOU CAN OWN Stop by our Home Buyers Infomational on Thursday, February 8th, 4:30-6 p.m., Windjammer Restaurant in So. Burlington. Learn about your credit score, search for a home and speak one on one with Real Estate Professionals and loan officers. Food, drinks and prizes too. Make 2007 the year you STOP renting. Call 658-5555 x 2179 for mor info and to register. Brought to you by CENTURY 21 Jack Associates and Suburban Energy.

Purchase Price: $ 185,000 Grant for income eligible buyers: $67,490 Mortgage Amount: $117,510

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Dorset Park Townhome. This beautiful South Burlington Townhouse features fireplace, all new upgraded appliances, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, gracious setting with private yard overlooking pond. $265,000 call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9532 www.ediehomes.com

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Can be enjoyed from this Georgia Colonial with 1+ acre lot surrounded by 22+ acres of common land. The open floor plan, master suite and spacious kitchen are a few pluses. Relax in the upstairs reading nook and enjoy your own touch of country. $295,000

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lovely colonial

Warm and cozy Colonial with formal dining room and living room. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths in the main home, 1 bedroom, 1 bath in the suite. MLS#2700543. $512,000 call Home Defined coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-8805 www.HomeDefined.com

just listed

This Sheppard home provides a hearth and flue for your woodstove and a hot tub in an Otter Creek sunroom to keep you warm. Conveniently located, this home has 3 spacious bedrooms and 2 1/2 baths. Wood floors and tiled 1st floor. $310,000

Beautiful 4 unit Apartment building in downtown Burlington. Turn key opportunity. Very charming 4 one-bedroom apartments. Plenty of parking. Recently painted. MLS#2700678. $385,000

call debra Brewbaker coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9516 www.hickokandBoardman.com

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Gambrel with 3 bedrooms

1st floor bedroom with two large bedrooms upstairs. Garage was previously converted to family room/den. Lots of living space. MLS#2700194. $272,000 Call home defined Coldwell banker hickok & boardman realty 802-846-8805 www.homedefined.com

wellsecluded located in countRy johnson feeling

All on one level. Large eat-in kitchen with ceramic tile flooring. Carpeting throughout. Good location with easy access to Burlington and just minutes from the lake. $209,000

Convenient Williston location. Private wooded lot. Beautiful two story addition with sunroom and hot tub. Hardwood and tile floors. Two fireplaces, one with wood stove insert. Great lower level for entertaining. 3,000 sq. ft. of usable space. $325,000

call chris von trapp coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9525 www.chrisvontrapp.com

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This end-unit Townhouse feels like home. Features a charming front porch, entertaining deck and patio in back, spacious kitchen with lots of cabinet space, formal dining room, bonus room upstairs with skylight and large finished space in basement. MLS#2700985.

Three levels of living space in this very well-kept Condo. Two bedrooms, 2 baths plus a den/nursery on the second floor. Partially finished basement for extra living space. Quiet location. $234,900

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S. Burl-This 3 bdrm, 2.5 bth 1850 SF unit has wonderful features! You’ll love the striking woodstove in the LR, master w/own bath and walk-in, upstairs laundry and the large 3-season porch. Terrific location; close to schools & shopping. Pets welcome! Only $264,900!

Neat, clean and freshly painted studio unit with large storage area. Easy living! Exercise room and outdoor pool. Monthly fees include heat, hot water and electric. Seller will pay $2700 of buyer’s closing cost. $89,900

Year round bungalow on Monkton Pond. New kitchen with cherry cabinets, new bath, new roof, doors and windows, new cedar siding, plumbing and wiring. New hardwood flooring. Winterized sun porch and fenced yard. $139,000

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3bdrm, 1.5 bath on 4+ wooded acres with brook and trails, 2 car garage. Open floor plan, many recent improvements include siding, windows, interior remodeling, convenient location. $244,900 call jackie Marino re/MAX North Professionals 655-3377 x223 jackiemarino@verizon.net


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Winooski 3-bedroom, quiet, side st. Convenient to interstate/ university/downtown Burlington. Parking avail. $1150/mo. Heat and hot water incl. 802-862-1850. Winooski Share large, fully furnished house. All utils. incl. 2.5bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. Large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. Winooski 2.5-bedroom, 1-bath, NS. Cats only. 2-car parking. Free laundry. Avail. now. $1000/mo. incl. utils. Option for property maintenance position deducts $100/mo. from rent. 802-318-0029. Winooski Two large 3-bedroom flats w/parking, snow & trash removal, water and heat incl in the rent. Rent is based on the household income w/rental assistance avail. to income and program qualified applicants. Call Margaret, 660-3710 ext. 23. EHO Winooski 2-bedroom, parking, laundry, storage. $825/mo. +. 802-879-0574. WINOOSKI Avail. 3/01. 1-bedroom apt., Maple St. near downtown. $775/mo. + utils. No pets. 863-4342. Winooski Avail. 3/01. 2-bedroom apt. on West St. Parking, yard, newly repainted, storage shed. Pets neg. $900/mo. + utils. + credit check + first + sec. 734-1050. Winooski Malletts Bay Ave. Avail. 3/01. 1-bedroom, 1-bath, parking, pets okay. $675/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. Winooski Avail. now Large, sunny, renovated 1-bedroom, full bath, walk-in pantry. $750/mo. + very low util. cost. Parking. No dogs. 802-862-7467.

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Essex Center Large private basement room in spacious new townhome. Laundry facilities, cable, driveway parking. Clean, quiet, non-smoking. Near IBM. $650/ mo. inc. util. Email mtmw007@ hotmail.com. Large 1 bedroom $450 Large house in New North End. 1-bedroom avail. Near Hannafords on busline, bikepath, real nice. $450/mo. incls. all cable wireless etc. 802-846-7653. Leave message. NS/pets. Large Rms w/ Baths Roommates for 4-bedroom, 5-bath colonial, all new renovation. Large rooms w/private baths, abundant shared living/kitchen. Near Red Rocks. 2 rooms, $650/mo. 1 $750/ mo. Prof./mature student desired. Utils. incl. NS/pets. 872-7555. master bedroom- 3 closets 1 active prof. for large (master) bedroom w/3 closets, dressing room, attached bathroom in shared farmhouse. W/D, cable, DSL, lg. yard/porches, pivate driveway, storage. $625/mo. incls. utils. Must be pet friendly, sorry no more pets. ASAP. Leah, 802-777-6524. Rental Essex Jct. $600/mo 1bed, bath, share rest w/two people. W/D, D/W, workout facility, free parking. Third floor condo, Five Corners. Utils. incl. 802-7341939, scole2@smcvt.edu. Roommate Needed March 1 Looking for responsible, laid-back, communicative roommate for nice 2-bedroom South End apt. (not a party house). 15 min. from downtown, 25 min. from UVM. $425/ mo. (heat incl). Pets OK. Call Katie at 355-3868. ROOMMATE WANTED $425/mo. (water, garbage, snow removal included) + 1/2 utils. Off-street parking, 10 min. walk from downtown Burlington, on bus line. Spacious 2 and 1/2 bedroom 2nd floor apt. of house, private porch.

Elders offer to share their homes in exchange for 10-15 hours/week of errands and companionship. Background checks, application and interview required. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-5625 or visit www.HomeShareVermont.org

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compatible person, mature and responsible to share beautiful 2-bedroom, 2bath condo. Cathedral ceilings, fireplace, pool, W/D, etc. Very quiet, close to Oakledge Park/ lake/bike path. $650/mo. incl. all, (incls. phone and Internet). 802-951-2543. Burlington 29 YO F looking for 1-2 roommates for spacious 3bedroom in South End. 1 mile from downtown. $450-$687.50/mo. depending on how many roommates. Incls. heat/parking/storage. Must be NS and ok w/cats. Call Dana, 651-0844. Burlington Reliable roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. Utils incl., off-street parking. $400/ mo. No drugs, no pets. 1/2 dep. Must see. Serious inq. only. Near FAHC. 802-373-1360. Burlington Peaceful, private space w/1-bedroom, own bath, living room, walk-in closet. Convenient location, near downtown, quiet neighborhood. $700/mo. 802-860-9506. Convenient Location Condo w/private 2nd floor bedroom, 3/4 bath, walk-in closet, and parking to share living/dining kitchen and laundry areas. $600/mo. +. 802-860-4972.

Sublets/ Temporary

Winooski Student/young prof. to share large, fully furnished house. All utils incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. large yard. Close to SMC/ UVM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

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$475 1 BR av. NOW - May Close to UVM and downtown. Fun, lively house w/6 UVM students and 2 dogs. $475/mo. + utils. Erin.Hay ford@uvm.edu. Burlington $550/mo. Female roommate wanted. Own bedroom, 1/2 way between UVM and Church St. Pref. student. Clean, large. Share w/one other person. 802985-2760, leave message. FREE APARTMENT 2/20-4/03 We have a cozy furnished 1-bedroom in the ONE. You’ll get free rent/ utils./cable/Internet. If you feed and love our cats (3 friendly, 1 grumpy). Three refs. and refundable dep. req. 802-324-0013. Need to fill condo asap $1200/mo. 2-bedroom townhouse at Riverwatch condos. Heat/water/trash incl. Underground parking, W/D in unit, porch, pool, end unit. Call 802-338-6999. BURLINGTON February 1 Subletter needed for room in beautiful, spacious 3-bedroom apt. w/two students, W/D, D/W, great location, newly remodeled, February 1st. $585/mo. +. Call 802-598-9567. Share Apartment Large sunny apt. a few blocks from downtown Montpelier. Quiet street. $375/ mo. + 1/3 utils. 802-223-6678.

Housing Wanted Burlington Prof. working woman seeks low rent. Will provide reliable presence in the home. Experienced. Refs. Clearances. Leave message, 802-652-7035. 1x1-mortgage-022305

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Where Luxury Apartments Meet Downtown Living Choose from a variety of floor plans—including one, two or three bedroom flats, townhouses, and lofts—Keen’s Crossing has rental accommodations that fit your lifestyle. To be one of the first to preview our model, call 802.655.1810 or visit the Winooski Falls office in the Champlain Mill, One Main Street, Suite One, Winooski.

www.keenscrossing.com We are open Monday-Friday 8:30am-5pm and Saturday 9am-4pm. Through an innovative fi nancing program, Keen’s Crossing offers gracious living at a variety of rent levels. In addition to market rate rentals, there is a selection of affordable apartment homes offered under the Federal Tax Credit Program for applicants who meet certain income guidelines.

9/12/05 4:18 PMforPage 1 Room Rent Sports/ Office Space for Rent Holistic Massage 3x8-KeensCrossing011707.indd 1 deep tissue needed for fitness Center on the waterfront looking center and looking for Physical for a practitioner to rent 1-2 days/ Therapist to operate through one week. Ideal for acupuncturist, nuof2x4c-CTXmortage-101106 the best equipped clubs in the tritionist, mental 10/10/06 11:03 AM health Page counsel1 state! acvks@aol, 802-288-9612. or, or CADC. Call 862-8806, x-6.

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No pets. Contact Celeste at Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes 9/28/06 8:12:42 AM 802-373-5170. from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom avail-

South BuRLINGTON 2 women looking for one other to share home. Big yard, bike path, dead end st. W/D, hdwd. Great location. $500/mo. + 1/3 utils. 802-863-6215.

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Shelburne Village 2-bedroom apt. $300/mo. + utils., heat incl. Call Rollin, 802-343-0383.

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Burlington/Burlington S. Looking for a responsible housemate to share home off Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. 2/01. $500/ mo. + utils. 802-865-9627 (Alex call).

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Office/ Commercial Burlington Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-8647999. www.mainstreetlanding. com. Cozy massage space $100 Cozy, affordable office space avail. part-time to share w/established MTs and psychotherapists at Maple Street Associates. Downtown Burlington, private parking. Call 862-1509 or 862-4884.

COMMUNITY 100 Our new 100% financing program Call me today for a pre-approval • Seller can pay up to 6% of closing costs • Perfect credit NOT required • Debt to income ratios can be as high as 65% • Reduced PMI (lowers your monthly payments) • 40 year terms now available

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Office Space for Lease Burlington, Main St. Office space. Private parking lot, good exposure, ideal for practitioners. Aprox. 700 sq. ft. $925/mo. + utils. Call 802793-0179 or 802-223-9954.

South Burlington First floor office space. Aprox. 2700 sq. ft. 7 generous windows. 8 parking spaces. Near Burlington bike path/ Shelburne Rd./Swift St./I-89/East Woods. $1980/mo. NNN. 881-9252.

ONE, TWO OR THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS ON-SITE FITNESS CENTER COVERED INDOOR PARKING AVAILABLE office space Wanted: Prof. 1/15/07 11:38:30 AM wanted by psychotherapist for 2 days per week in Chittenden County. Handicap accessible. 802-764-1282. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450. Winooski 4200 sq. ft. office suite, top floor, premier building, parking and amenities. Gordon Rowe, 802-316-1590.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 14-16 Baldwin Street, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-1625


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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Lamoille County Mental Health Services

Lamoille County Mental Health Services is a designated provider of developmental and mental health services now celebrating 40 years of service to the community.

CHILDREN, YOUTH AND FAMILY SERVICES CASE MANAGER Full-time position providing coordination of services to children with emotional and behavioral challenges. Case manager provides proactive crisis planning, problem solving and treatment planning. Direct service responsibilities include case management or specialized rehabilitation services to an assigned caseload in the home, clinic, school or community. Qualified candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree in human services-related field and experience working with children and families experiencing emotional difficulties.

BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST Full-time position available in Keystone Behavioral Services, a program of LCMH. Provide 1:1 instruction and intervention for assigned child(ren) in school or community settings. Responsibilities include the implementation of specifically designed programs, participation in team and supervision meetings. Transportation with personal vehicle as required to support the program. Bachelor’s degree desired. Experience working with children with emotional and/or behavioral disorders required.

CRT PROGRAM Make your own schedule!! SUBSTITUTES needed in residential program. We have flexible hours available for individuals interested in working in our agency’s residential program for adults with chronic mental illness on a part-time, as-needed basis. Experience working in residential care desired but not necessary.

TRANSITIONAL SUPPORT STAFF 32-hours per week. Benefits eligible. Qualified candidate will provide recovery-based services, community-based treatment and other evidence-based practices to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. Among the responsibilities are case management, WRAP, supportive counseling, psychiatric rehabilitation and supported employment to facilitate individual(s) in developing a meaningful life in the community. Bachelor’s degree in Psychology, Social Work or related field desired. Experience working with severe and persistent mental illness in community settings a must.

TRANSITION SPECIALIST/CASE MANAGER Primary responsibility is to assist an individual(s) with severe and persistent mental illness in transition from institutional to community living. Counseling for social skills, impulse control and emotional regulation (DBT), mental health and substance use for polysubstance use in remission (IDDT) and developing a meaningful life in the community. Master’s degree required with experience working with individuals with severe and persistent mental illness in the community. Required skills include counseling, clinical documentation, community-based treatment and specialty skills.

RECOVERY SPECIALIST This full-time position involves the delivery of recovery services and other evidence-based practices to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. Services include case management, WRAP, supportive counseling, engagement, readiness skill groups, family involvement as well as some educational supports and vocational services. Bachelor’s degree in Psychology, Social Work or related field required plus experience working with severe and persistent mental illness.

DEVELOPMENTAL SERVICES PROGRAM The Developmental Services program, serving individuals with developmental disabilities as well as elderly people in need of supports, is offering the following unique opportunities:

RESPITE PROVIdERS The best matches would be couples or single people who have experience working with children who have Autism. Looking for availability after school or weekends. Caregivers must be able to set clear boundaries, provide lots of praise and love, teach social skills and deal with challenging behaviors. Contact Valerie LeGrand at 888-5026.

HOME PROVIdERS or possible live-in personal support workers needed for a number of new individuals who wish to remain living in the Lamoille County area. We are seeking a home for a teenage boy who needs a high level of support and supervision as well as placements for older individuals leaving an area nursing home. Individuals carefully matched with homes or support workers based on needs, interests and compatibility. Please call Jackie Rogers at 888-5026 to apply and find out more about these unique opportunities. LAMOILLE COUNTY MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER Unless otherwise indicated, please send cover letter and resume to: Human Resources, Lamoille County Mental Health Services 275 Brooklyn Street, Morrisville, VT 05661 EOE

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Director of Operations: Full-time. Major responsibilities include developing the organization’s financial management and control systems, management of the budget development process, oversight of all financial operations, insurance and risk management, technology, buildings and grounds, and supervision of the business office staff. We are looking for someone with demonstrated financial management, supervisory, and organizational skills, excellent communication skills. Technological experience is also desired. Bachelor’s degree and 5-10 years of relevant work experience or equivalent is required. Master’s degree in relevant field is preferred.

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Service Coordinator Champlain Vocational Services is currently seeking an experienced, dedicated professional to join our service coordination team. The ideal candidate will have strong clinical, organizational and team communication skills and should enjoy working in a dynamic and fast-paced environment. CVS is a progressive, intimate developmental services provider agency with a strong emphasis on self-determination values, as well as individual and family relationships. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree in the human service field, detailed knowledge of residential and community-based supports, demonstrated leadership skills and the ability to work in a team setting. This full-time position offers a competitive salary and benefits package along with ongoing training and support.

Please send letter of interest and resume to: CVS c/o Kelley Homiller

Community Inclusion Facilitators CVS is seeking a dynamic and energetic person to provide one-on-one inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Work with a team of professionals assisting individuals to reach goals and realize dreams. This is an excellent job for those first entering the field of human services or for those looking to continue their work with people. We are currently offering a: 34.25 daytime hours per week, fully benefitted as well as substitute positions. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to:

Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org or to the address below.

Home Provider An elder woman with Alzheimer’s is seeking a caring individual to live in her Burlington home to provide support and companionship. She enjoys watching the world go by from her sitting room, watching television and relaxing at home. The ideal candidate will be strong, patient and have a background in nursing or elder caregiving. Experience with dementia is preferred but not required. If you are interested in making a difference in this woman’s life please contact:

Al Frugoli, afrugoli@cvsvt.org or at ext. 108.

Job Developer Dynamic, creative and independent person needed to provide supported employment services to people with developmental disabilities. Cold call businesses, help clients develop skills and acquire jobs, provide on-the-job training and troubleshooting. Must demonstrate reliability, strong communication skills, and the ability to solve problems professionally and effectively. Great work environment, fully benefited 40-hour position. Submit resume and cover letter to:

Jodi Whalen at jwhalen@cvsvt.org or to the address below.

Adult Ed Instructor We’re looking for a dynamic individual to instruct adults with developmental disabilities in basic computer skills. Daytime classes, part-time contracted position (10 hrs/wk). An exciting opportunity to join an innovative program!

Contact Jodi Whalen at jwhalen@cvsvt.org or at ext. 128.

been raised toward $6 million capital campaign goal. Major responsibilities include establishing planned giving and endowment programs while working closely with a team. We are looking for an imaginative team player with excellent communication skills driven by mission, challenge, and hope for the future, who can give equal attention to administrative detail and donor relationships. Bachelor’s degree and 5 years o f development, planned giving, and capital campaign experience required.

Transition Specialist: Full-time. Major responsibilities include providing case management and education services to pregnant and parenting young women, who are preparing to transition from the Residential and/or Independence Place programs. Looking for a strong candidate to promote life skills and someone with knowledge of community based resources and group facilitation. Minimum Bachelor’s degree in human service related field and experience working with teens, children, and families. Permanency Planning Counselor and Post Adoption Case Manager: Full-time. Provide permanency to Vermont’s Waiting Children by building connections and preparing families and children to be joined by adoption in the St. Albans region and provide therapeutic case management to families joined through adoption. Knowledge of normal child development, adoption related issues, grief and loss, and the impact of trauma strongly recommended. MSW or Bachelor’s Degree in Human Service field with adoption experience required.

Head Teacher: Full-time. Early childhood professional will join team as we grow and enrich our program for infants to age three. Major responsibilities include supporting teachers in their classrooms as they observe children, identify interests, coordinate and develop curriculum, document learning and development processes and work on children’s portfolios. Looking for candidate with some knowledge of emergent curriculum, and a passion to bring this knowledge to the teaching team. Experience and success with assessment, documentation and building portfolios is a must. Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree in early childhood education or equivalent required.

Residential Counselor: Full-time. Counselor will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support in a residential treatment setting. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must.

Residential Counselor Substitute: Substitute Counselor will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support as needed. Experience working with adolescents a must. Please submit cover letters and resumes to:

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511, Fax: (802) 655-5207 E.O.E.

Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009 Fax (802) 861-6460 Email jamiet@lundfamilycenter.org No phone calls, please.


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For immediate consideration, send cover letter and resume by February 12, 2007 to:

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New England Federal credit union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website - www.nefcu. com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

MeMber Service repreSentative (telebranch) Part-time opportunity for candidates with excellent, effective communication skills. A diverse position that requires the ability to handle a high volume of calls, manage priorities and meet numerous deadlines, while maintaining and providing a high degree of customer service to our members. The successful MSR will build & strengthen member relationships, maintain knowledge of all NEFCU products & services and serve as a liaison for members. Must be proficient with computers (MS Office), exhibit high degree of accuracy, and have prior customer service experience. Previous call center experience a plus. Position requires the ability to work Mon-Tues 8:30-5:00, Wed-Thur 9:30-4:00, one Sat/month.

branch Floater Position requires flexibility and adaptability to work in all branches and/or departments performing full range of member service and teller transactions. The successful Floater will be friendly, enthusiastic and personable with members and coworkers; efficient and accurate — paying attention to details; focused on providing members with the full benefits of membership through the sales of products and services; and dedicated to exceeding members’ expectations. One to two year’s customer service experience in a related capacity preferred. Position requires flexibility within a 7-7 business environment; plus one Sat/month.

teller (part-time) Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, be detailed and knowledgeable with computers and be accurate. Cash handling and customer service experience required. Ability to work Mon-Fri 10:452:30, plus on the 15th & 30th of each month, 6:45-3:45, and one Sat/month. If you believe you have the talents and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resume in confidence to:

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THERAPEuTic cASE MAnAgER The Learning Together Team at The Family Center of NCSS is seeking a dynamic case manager to work with pregnant and parenting teens, ages 12-24. The ideal candidate should be comfortable working with teens and young adults from diverse backgrounds around varying issues. Bachelor’s degree and experience working with teens is required. Position available immediately. Please submit letter of interest, resume and three references. HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. E.O.E.

Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

Childcare Toddler Teacher Needed Experience and education preferred. Come join our team.

Call Lisa at: 802-879-4427

Residential Counselor–Lakeview Compassionate, self-directed individual needed to provide on-site support and household management for adults considered to have mental illness in an innovative community care home in Burlington. A 9-hour, evening position. BA and human service experience preferred. Send resumes to: Debra Clemmer, The Howard Center for Human Services, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email DebraC@howardcenter.org

Residential Counselor Self-directed, energetic individual needed to work in a residential program serving adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance use disorders. Staff assists residents to learn skills to live independently. Full-time with excellent benefits and a B.A. required. Related human service experience preferred. Send resumes to: Danielle VandenBent at HCHS; 300 Flynn Ave; Burlington, VT 05401 or DanielleV@howardcenter.org.

Substitute Residential Counselors On-the-job training. If you are responsible and compassionate, we need you to work in our residential programs with adults who are considered to have mental illness and substance use disorders. Flexible shifts – day, evening, sleep and AWAKE overnights. Send resumes to: Deb Malgeri at HCHS; 300 Flynn Ave; Burlington, VT 05401 or email deborahm@howardcenter.org.

Toddler & Preschool Teacher Fun-loving childcare center seeks experienced and energetic full-time toddler & preschool teacher. Good pay and benefits. Call 802-652-9800

Floating Substitute Travel daily to schools in Franklin, Chittenden, Washington and Addison Counties to sub in YMCA after school programs. Starting pay $13/hour. Training opportunities. Please submit application and three written references.

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RESIDENT SERVICES PROGRAM MANAGER RESIDENT SERVICES COORDINATOR The Rutland Housing Authority is seeking a full-time Resident Services Program Manager/Resident Services Coordinator to provide supportive housing services to Rutland Housing Authority’s buildings serving low-income seniors, persons with disabilities and families. The ideal candidate should be detail-oriented and organized, possess strong written and verbal communication skills as well as experience in serving families, seniors and persons with disabilities. The coordinator will handle referrals to outside service providers, conduct outreach, case management, provide assistance with conflict management as well as mediation and act as a liaison for Rutland Housing Authority staff and outside agencies. Additionally, the Manager/Coordinator will supervise one or more staff. Applicants must have a Bachelor’s degree in Human Services or Social Work and at least 2 years experience working with the above listed populations. Rutland Housing Authority offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and a full benefit package including health and dental insurance, life and disability insurance, pension plan and a generous vacation and holiday package. Resumes will be accepted until position is filled. Please submit resume, cover letter, and three current references, in confidence to: Kevin L. Loso, Executive Director Rutland Housing Authority, 5 Tremont Street or email to: kloso@rhavt.org E.O.E.

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The Lure of Chocolate For many decades, Barry Callebaut, one of the world’s largest manufacturers of high-quality cocoa and chocolate products, has been the heart and engine of the chocolate and confectionery industry. Top quality and service is what it is all about. With 30 production facilities spread over 24 countries, Barry Callebaut’s approximately 8000 employees are the main source of further growth. If customer focus, passion, entrepreneurship, team spirit & integrity are the values that you seek to attain, please apply to Barry Callebaut.

Come join Vermont’s innovative energy efficiency organization! We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic individuals with a commitment to reducing the monetary and environmental cost of energy use to join our great team. All of our positions require exemplary written and oral communication skills, including superior proficiency with word processing and spreadsheet software, strong interpersonal skills, the ability to handle multiple and competing priorities, and a proven ability to be organized, detail oriented and accurate.

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Employee Support Services Representative Mon-Fri, 8:30am to 5pm • •

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Please send resume and cover letter to: Barry Callebaut USA LLC 400 Industrial Park Drive, St. Albans, VT 05478 Email: rosemary_martell@barry-callebaut.com

Provides project support for Residential Energy Services, including administrative support, customer communications, project tracking and field inspections of residential energy efficiency projects. Conducts basic energy analyses and calculations, does plan take-offs, and processes Home Energy Rating Certificates (HERCs) and Residential Building Energy Standards (RBES) code compliance certifications. Twoyear technical degree or similar combination of education and experience required. Knowledge of residential buildings, energy using systems, and energy efficiency preferred.

FIELD STAFF MANAGER RESIDENTIAL ENERGY SERVICES Provides supervision and management of VEIC’s Residential Energy Services Field Staff, to optimize the delivery of services to the most effective and efficient levels in alignment with VEIC contract and mission goals. Develops models for efficient work flows and provides guidance and support to field staff to enable success. Plans and implements optimized deployment and dispatch of field staff to maximize effectiveness. Bachelor’s degree or a similar combination of education and experience required. A minimum of five years of management experience, including staff supervision and hiring, resource planning, contract management, communications and the ability to demonstrate goal development and attainment is required. Proficiency with project & workflow management and a proven ability to work independently is required. Please email resume and a cover letter indicating to which position you are applying by 2/7: EOE

resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain St, Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401


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Director of operations anD training With only administrative direction from the Deputy Commandant, the Director of Operations and Training manages the Leadership Development Program (LDP). The position will be at a uniformed, Lieutenant Colonel rank with direct responsibility for the overall management of the techniques and procedures to be followed in the development and conduct of training. Requirements include a Bachelor’s degree and a minimum of five years related experience, including service as a senior commissioned officer with training development and command experience. A Master’s degree and higher education experience is preferred. Must be willing to work flexible schedule that includes some weekends. Please go to www.norwich.edu/jobs for further information. Please send a letter of application and resume to: Director of Operations and Training-S, Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, Vermont 05663 or by email to jobs@norwich.edu.

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Development AssociAte The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger has an immediate opening for a full-time associate who is well organized, energetic, responsible, and a team player. Candidate responsibilities include funding research, grant proposal writing, publications, member relations, special events, etc. Previous development/fundraising experience preferred. Submit resume and cover letter by Friday, February 9th to: vermont campaign to end childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, vt 05401 lBleau@vtnohunger.org

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Children’s Outpatient CliniCian–FleX Seeking Master’s-level clinician with current VT Mental Health licensure preferred to provide outpatient-counseling services to children and their families. This is a school-based therapy position at Summit and Hiawatha schools. Seeking qualified candidate(s) who can work with multi-age children, provide family therapy, and need case management. Must be skilled and timely with clinical documentation. Schedule could be up to 2 days. Demonstrated collaboration skills a plus. This is a fee-for-service position. Please send cover letter and resume to: Beth holden, Outpatient director 1138 pine street, Burlington, Vt 05401

prOgram interVentiOnist/ Family and COmmunity-Based serViCes Provide 1:1 support to children who are experiencing severe emotional and behavioral challenges. These therapeutic services focus on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their home, school, and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapport-building skills, be a team-oriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. BA req. Valid VT driver’s license, and auto insurance req. Part-time afternoons & evenings. Extensive training. Submit resume to: aimee upchurch the Baird Center, 1138 pine street Burlington, Vt 05401. EOE/TTY. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org for a full listing of open positions.

Administrative Assistant in our busy NeighborWorks® Homeownership Center. Duties include answering the phone, greeting customers and conveying information about Center products and services to prospective homebuyers or borrowers. The ideal candidate will be a detail-oriented and highly organized person who enjoys working with the public. Must have a positive attitude, good people skills, the ability to organize and juggle multiple tasks, clear and concise verbal and written communication skills, computer literacy including internet and MS Office software. Real estate and/or lending experience helpful. EOE

Please send a cover letter and resume to either: cdavis@cvclt.org or CVCLT, 107 North Main St. Barre, VT 05641.

Are you interested in working for a successful nonprofit to conserve Vermont’s productive landscape? Qualifications for the following positions include: desire to work flexibly as part of a collaborative team, confidence to take initiative and work in a self-directed fashion, and general understanding of and interest in land conservation. We hope to hear from individuals who are detail-oriented, very adept with computers and technology, and relate well with people. These full-time positions are located in our Montpelier office.

Development Position

We are seeking an entry-level fundraiser interested in a broad-based position to assist in supporting and advancing the public profile and revenue of VLT. The ideal candidate will have a Bachelor’s degree and two to four years of demonstrated success in fundraising, including donor cultivation and solicitation and familiarity with Raiser’s Edge or another fundraising database; or related experience. Responsibilities include prospect management in the $250-500 range; management of several programs such as stock giving, major donor events and gift reporting; assisting in a wide range of development programs, such as community fundraising and planned giving; and being cross-trained to support development office work as needed to increase department capacity.

Communications Position

Please contact us if you have excellent writing and computer skills, as well as experience managing print publications, websites, and events. Duties include production of publications, displays and slide presentations; assisting with media relations including writing press releases; supporting legislative initiatives; maintaining media database, press clip and photo files; ongoing maintenance of website; assisting with special event functions; and providing clerical support to the vice president of community relations. Ideal candidates will have a Bachelor’s degree in communications, marketing, or related field plus several years of directly related experience. Deadline for application is February 1. Salaries will be based on experience and include a comprehensive benefits package. To apply, send resume and cover letter to: Search Committee, Vermont Land Trust 8 Bailey Avenue, Montpelier, VT 05602 Please indicate position of interest. For more information and job description, visit www.vlt.org


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ORCHARD VALLEY SCHOOL in East Montpelier seeks Half-Time Marketing and Enrollment Coordinator for our Developing Waldorf Pre-K through Grade 8 school. Position highlights Include: • Oversight of all marketing efforts to ensure targeted enrollment levels • Oversight of all aspects of the enrollment process • Production of school newsletter and other promotional materials • Work in collaboration with administrative team, faculty and Board at dynamic, growing independent school. Application Deadline: February 5, 2007 Orchard Valley School 2290 VT Route 14 North East Montpelier, VT 05651 Email: debreedovs@adelphia.net EOE

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Speech Language Pathologist or SLP-Assistant Charlotte Central School Immediate opening at Charlotte Central School. The FTE for this position is up to .50 FTE. Please apply online with a letter of interest, resume and three current letters of reference at www.schoolspring.com. Questions, please call

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Housekeeping Personnel We are now accepting applications for full- and part-time positions in our Housekeeping department. Responsibilities include cleaning guest rooms and/or public spaces. Experience preferred but not required. We offer a full benefits package. Apply in person at our front desk.

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Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, is a private non-profit United Way organization focused on helping people age with independence and dignity. In order to better serve our clients’ needs, we are currently seeking:

HealtH Insurance counselor: Immediate opening for a personable, highly organized detail-oriented person to provide health insurance counseling, education and advocacy for people eligible for Medicare. The ideal candidate will be able to learn and assimilate health insurance benefits information, and possess excellent communication and computer skills. Part-time 20 hrs/wk @ $13.82/hr with vacation/sick leave benefits. BA/BS preferred, with phone and data entry experience. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Inc. P.O. Box 158, Winooski, Vermont 05404-0158 or email: info@cvaa.org

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EOE. A member of the Hilton family of hotels.

www.cvaa.org CVAA is an equal opportunity employer.

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Web Application & Content Developer Experienced web developer needed to develop functionality and content for our busy and award-winning ecommerce stores and other websites. The successful candidate will have: • Familiarity with ecommerce platforms such as Yahoo! Store, ePages, Demandware, or Microsoft Commerce Server. • HTML hand-coding skills, CSS, Dreamweaver and PhotoShop. Good sense of graphic design and usability. • Web programming experience (JavaScript, Perl, Yahoo! Store RTML, PHP or ASP a plus) • Knowledge of search-engine optimization best practices. • GoogleAnalytics or other web analytics experience.

Send cover letter and resumĂŠ to: 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 or email jobs@vtbear.com. EOE

IMMEDIATE SALES OPENING $11/hr after training $440-$700/per week We are looking for individuals who can learn quickly and possess good reading and speaking skills. FT & PT year round work for promotions company. Paid holidays. Insurance, benefits, excellent advancement opportunities, plus weekly commission and great hours. Monday-Friday, 12 noon - 9pm. Perfect part-time hours available.

Call Rob at 802-652-9629.

OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR Lemay+Youkel, a premier design-oriented architecture firm specializing in resort planning, hospitality and & residential projects, seeks a full-time Office Administrator to manage dayto-day office communications, record keeping and minor accounting. Applicants should have some experience working in a professional service office and be proficient in the use of standard office and accounting software. Proficiency with graphic software and the ability to produce simple marketing materials such as quarterly newsletters is desired. Send cover letter and resume to: Lemay+Youkel, 186 College Street Suite 400, Burlington, VT 05401 or email to: mrobinson@lemay-youkel.com


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Questech is the world’s leading manufacturer of decorative tile, recognized for superior design, innovation and craftsmanship. We use a breakthrough technology process for casting beautiful metal objects at a fraction of the weight and cost of solid metals. We launched the industry’s first massproduced metal tiles, creating an important new category in the tile and home improvement markets.

Population Media Center, an international nonprofit with headquarters located in Shelburne, VT, seeks a motivated individual for the position of Office Manager.

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Vergennes Animal Hospital has created a new, full-time position to meet the growing demands of our small animal veterinary practice. The ideal applicant will possess superior communication and management skills, serving as the liaison between doctors and patients, receptionists and technicians, and more VAH is looking for a person with 5+ years vet tech experience in a veterinary hospital or animal welfare org. setting. Applicants should have strong computer skills and a willingness to learn and grow with us. An upbeat, friendly, outgoing personality and the ability to multitask is a must. You must have strong leadership qualities and be part of a team. Competitive salary and full benefit package after 90 days. Apply with a cover letter and resume by February 28 to:

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BAKER Part-time baker needed for creative, playful, hardworking environment. Experience an absolute must. Apply in person.

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Regional Energy Supplier seeks a Manager for their HVAC Department. Strong leadership and supervisory skills a must. Experience in the HVAC industry a plus. Experience in business management and development is desired. Creative and independent thinkers are encouraged to apply. Great opportunity with a growing department. Please send resume and cover letter with salary requirements to: Jon Whittle, 282 South Main Street PO Box 711, St. Albans, VT 05478 jon.whittle@inergyservices.com EOE

Mon. – Fri., 7:30 – 4:00. In-patient facility interviewing for an experienced R.N. to manage care plans, assessments, and medications for 50+ people. Ability to multitask and communicate effectively with the care team critical. Candidate should enjoy working with and understand the special needs of seniors. Excellent benefit package and competitive salary. SD employment P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, Vt 05402

Receptionist Full-time position for a Receptionist in a fast-paced small animal veterinary practice in Vergennes. We offer complete benefit package, competitive wage and a fun work environment in exchange for an energetic, enthusiastic team player. The individual must be able to answer multiple phone lines, have top organizational and computer skills, plus a minimum of 2 years customer service experience.

20 Main Street, Vergennes, VT 05491.

Full-time Small Animal Surgical Technician At least one year experience in the animal health field or certification preferred. The individual must be an energetic, enthusiastic, caring team player with excellent communication skills. We offer a competitive wage, complete benefit package and a great work environment. If you have the qualities we are looking for, please fax your resume and a cover letter to Tammy Lavalette at: 802-877-6259, or email: verah@adelphia.net

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START HEALTH SERVICES COORDINATOR (Burlington)

Responsibilities include development, management and tracking of: systems for program-wide collection, recording, reporting and analysis of child and family health and health services data; dental health services; food and nutrition services; staff training; employee health compliance; safety/accident/emergency issues; and community partnerships and resources. Participation in regional and state-based committee work. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in public health, nursing, health education, nutrition, maternal and • child health, health administration or related field, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. Knowledge of children’s health issues is necessary, as well as ability to build strong connections • to medical and dental practices, and promote health and safety practices. 40 hrs/week, full year. Annual salary $39,200. Excellent benefits.

EARLY CARE ADVOCATE (Middlebury)

Provide and maintain developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in collaborative classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. Qualifications: Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, and relevant classroom • experience. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcomes assessment, and • working with children with special needs. Starting wage $11.72–13.28/hour. 40 hrs/week, full year. Excellent benefits.

A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Please specify position and location.

Marketing Analyst Come join the country’s fastest growing direct-marketer of gourmet, chef-prepared meals! We are currently looking for a marketing analyst to assist us in: •

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Qualified candidates should have 2+ years of experience with direct marketing analysis, strong Excel skills, and working knowledge of relational database structures. Experience with Crystal reports a BIG plus. Home Bistro offers competitive compensation and full benefits including health care and stock options. If you are hardworking, enjoy being part of a team, and have a positive attitude you will find Home Bistro a great place to work. Send your resume to jobs@homebistrocom or Human Resources 190 Banker Road, Plattsburgh, NY 12901.

Air OperAtiOns Flight Agent Come join VBT Bicycling Vacations and be a part of our fast-growing, international team. VBT is a direct marketing tour company that is the leader in worldwide bicycling vacations for over 36 years. We offer a great working environment for individuals with positive energy and a passion for impacting people’s lives. Because of our growth we have immediate openings in our newly expanded air department. If you have prior travel/tourism and/or a customer-service orientation, we need you to manage flight reservations activity for our trips. You’ll complete air bookings and ticketing for the best routings within cost and contract guidelines. Word and Excel required. Detail oriented and proficient at problem solving a must. Sabre or Amadeus a plus but we are willing to train the ideal candidate. VBT offers a competitive salary and benefits package, including health, dental, and life insurance, 401K, cafeteria plan, and a generous vacation schedule.

please send cover letter and resume to: VBt, Attn: Caroline Jalbert 614 Monkton road Bristol, Vt 05443 or e-mail: cjalbert@vbt.com. no phone calls, please.

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Northwestern Medical Center is seeking a Team Leader to coordinate and assign all personnel and activities in our Patient Access and Switchboard areas. This Team Leader would be responsible for hiring, training and scheduling staff, performing audits and maintaining policies and procedures. Successful candidates will have an Associate’s degree and a minimum of three years of supervisory experience in Patient Access or Patient Accounting. Knowledge of PBX is preferable.

Stowe Land Trust (SLT) seeks a highly motivated professional to become an integral part of a successful and growing land conservation organization. SLT has a solid record of land protection and stewardship and has conserved over 3000 acres in the greater Stowe community. The Outreach & Communications Director will manage the annual membership campaign, be responsible for all communications with the public, develop avenues of planned giving, and coordinate SLT’s outings and events. The successful candidate must have excellent communication skills, both oral and written, proven organizational and time management skills, as well as experience working with donors and volunteers.

For more information about this opportunity and to apply online, check out our website at: www.northwesternmedicalcenter.org

Salary and benefits are competitive and commensurate with experience. A full job description and application materials are available at www.stowelandtrust.org. Completed application materials can be mailed to:

Apply to: Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. Human Resources Department 133 Fairfield Street, St. Albans, VT 05478 Fax: 802-524-8424 Email: NMCjobs@nmcinc.org EOE

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Stowe Land Trust, P.O. Box 284, Stowe, Vermont 05672, or emailed to: info@stowelandtrust.org attn: Search Committee. Applications will be reviewed as they are received until Feb. 23, 2007 or until the position is filled. Target start date is between Feb. 26th and March 16th.

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CAREER OPPORTUNITY Retail Sales Career Opportunity - Essex/Williston, VT Unlimited Income Potential • Continuous Training Supportive Team Environment • Advancement Potential Excellent Benefits including health, dental, vacation, 401k and stock purchase

Vermont Legal Aid, a nonprofit law firm providing legal services to low-income Vermonters in six offices around the State, seeks Computer and Network Systems Administrator. The ideal candidate has experience with PHP, Database systems, Windows networking, and general software support and staff training, as well as the ability to communicate clearly and work effectively as part of a team. Familiarity with case management systems, routers, wide-area networks, Citrix and/or Microsoft Exchange a plus. In-state travel and some evening work required.

Career opportunity for a professional with excellent communication and customer service skills and a desire to sell in a fast-paced, technology-focused environment. Prior sales or customer service experience required. Computer skills and the ability to work evenings and weekends required. Please send resume with cover letter to: Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

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