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Ba-ba-do-do-do
Bom-bom-bom
Ba-ba-do-do-do

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Ba-ba-do-do-do
Bom-bom-bom
Ba-ba-do-do-do

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hm-hm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Um-hm-hm-hm

Known for meetin' brand-new fellas
And takin' other folks' girl

Well now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hm-hm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hm-hm

Well, I'm known some pretty women
And I taught them to change their mind
Umm-hm-hm

Well, now, some may call me Joe
Some may call me Moe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slow

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hm

Well, now, some may call me Moe
Some may call me Joe
Just remember Speedo
He don't never take it slow

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hm

Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl
Umm-hm-hm

Well, now, they got to call me Speedo
Tlil they call off makin' pretty girls
Umm-hm-hm, um-hm-hm-hm
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