(verse)
My left shoe's on my right foot
My right shoe's on my left
Oh! listen to me Mimi
Of reason I'm bereft!
The buttons of my trousers
Are button'd to my vest;
Oh! listen to me Mimi
Mere passion's in my breast!

(refrain)
Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi
Am I the guy?
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi
I'm aiming high!
Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy
You could free me, if you'd see me
Mimi, you know I'd like to have
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye