[Verse 1]
I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oughta see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bone
But I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree

[Verse 2]
Well I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I wanna do
I wanna get married on a night in June
And rock 'n' roll by the light of the silvery moon
'Cause I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree

[Saxophone Solo]

[Verse 3]
She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby goes by
She's something to see, she really catches the eye
That's why I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree