The last time I touched you must have been 6 months ago
It was hassles and headaches
And every damn time you said no
But passion has feelings and cold showers did me no good
So I went out looking for something
Someone that could
Well I stopped at this roadhouse
That's known for it's women and fun
But the bartender told me
That all the good looking women's gone home
Out of sheer desperation found me at Rosie's back door
Everyone knows what the back room of Rosie's is for
But if I had of known
I never would have told you the truth
Thanks to the cathouse
I'm in the doghouse with you

Well I don't feel that guilty
I don't have that many regrets
You keep rubbing my nose in something I'd rather forget
If you don't want to love me
The next time you turn on the chill
Remember there's someone
In the back room of Rosie's who will
But if I had of known
I never would have told you the truth
Thanks to the cathouse
I'm in the doghouse with you
Thanks to the cathouse
I'm in the doghouse with you