My, my, my
Ain’t that miniskirt a little too tight?
She’s a ready little Betty
Hot and sweaty from shaking it right
Pink satin with a bow in the back
And an ego just as ig as her rack

She’s a sassy little lassie
Got a chassis made for lovin’ tonight
So he’ll try, try, try
As he tumbles through the crowd
To make his way to the floor

A Jager-bomb
One in each arm
Will turn her on to what is in store
They go back to his apartment and then
They fall in love again and again
But the break of day is on its way
Today she’ll make her way to the door

Jack and Johnny are to blame
For your morning walk of shame
In a hurry?
Don’t you worry
It’s just how you play the game, oh baby
Now do the walk of shame

She’ll try, try, try to forget it
To let go and slip out of her mind like the wind
She’s feeling bad
But won’t be sad ‘cause all she had was one little sin
Mascara running all down her face
Her panties missing without a trace
But a sense of satisfaction from the action
Let the traction begin

Jack and Johnny are to blame
For your morning walk of shame
In a hurry?
Don’t you worry
It’s just how you play the game, oh baby
Now do the walk of shame

A lover
A lover
A lover undercover
Sun is up
Get your stuff, girl
I think you’ve had enough

Been fun
Gotta run
Feeling dirty ‘cause we’re done
Ain’t no shame
Ain’t no shame
'Cause you know just who’s to blame

A kiss goodbye
And a “how was I, baby?”
Was all she really wanted anyway
A little piece of good grief
A sweet relief from her every day
Now finally she’s hitting the road
As she deletes his name from her phone

It’s early so
She’s gotta go
A cup o’ Joe is callin’ her name
Jack and Johnny
Jack and Johnny
Ooh, ooh, ooh